5 Pet Peeves

[miss4getful]

:O how can you not like sarcasm? I find it addicting!! =/

I only have 1 pet peeve really, and that's hypocrites!!

For example, I have a 17 year old sister who currently owes me nearly 100 quid and she still tries asking me for money. I've stopped loaning her any more and she blew up about it on facebook and called me selfish. Found it amusing that she made herself look like a total douche online but god she has the gall to call me selfish. Hah!

[AnnieBannie96]

your not funny. get off youtube and get a job, you fagbum

[machelli]

@AnnieBannie96 my not funny what? haha.

[35TCK]

@machelli Good response.

[MrDarcyzPP]

I've decided that if I see anyone who even remotely looks like you, EVER, I'm going to beat the fucking crap out of him, in hopes that it's you.

[wtfboy2]

is he gay?

[thelovelymurder]

YOU TALK OUT THE SIDE OF UR MOUTH

LOL

but its cute i swear!!

[sadguyfoundout1]

LOL u r very handsome! and i love sarcasm and irony! very popular in england! lol pet peeve, i dont know wat that means!!!! doesit mean the things u hate? lol very definition to define such a word! pet peeve? i thought it was like a pet doll or something like a squishy toy? lol ;)

[skeeterart]

I LOVE YOU

[kderrickxoxo]

i think your boring... no efence

[synax444]

You're a fucking geek...

[wolfyscout11]

the only reason i dont have any videos posted is because i dont have the right programs to put one together but i would greatfully post one if i could

[eskimoturtles1]

lets have sex

[sarahdarlinglovely]

haha you are horrible and i just not subscribed to you.

lol sarcasm and irony....

:)

[onigamilink1122]

how do u not like sarcasm and irony......those arelike the two best things ever O.o

[amazin111]

Did you not watch the whole thing?

[onigamilink1122]

no i did not

[cak0252]

How is machelli earning a living in California?

[machelli]

barely.

[OBCBW]

haha, I LOVE the music!

[somebodysangel99]

people who reply to my text about 6 hours later so then it ends up making them look like they make no sence! or people who text so fast (like they got somethng important to rush to) that they send me a text that is completly mispelled word for word and makes no sence!

[vanity7venus7]

woah,i didnt get it for the first two minites,then i did,hes smart,im slow,lol.

[BlingThing15]

woahhh...i almost thought you were shia labeouf (idk how to spell his last name, sorry) for a second.

:]

[l0ganr1298]

You are a idiot

[VoiceOfModeration]

he looks like VenomFangX

[KrfNYC]

I hate hwen people continuously interupt me. I also hate people who stand mad close to you when you talk to them (close talkers in Seinfeld),people who don't flush seriously it's not that hard.And why do white kids draw mad dicks on everything?

[Juanitothegreat]

So...I've noticed that you have not made a response to my tag-back yet...

This means I am better than you. In most social circles, anyway.

[Connor161]

That was so humorous!

[rationalistic]

you seem like a very nice guy. i mean that in the worst possible way. you are so boring that i'm intrigued, so i think i'm going to comment on some more of your videos.

[fedal15]

"cheeses me off"? My top pet peeve is you. You suck.

[gumdroplou]

very cool, you are funny! Thank you, no no, thank you. I'm welcome!

[Shaymac48]

I really like you! You are good at addressing yourself,and you are so cute at it.

[sinwhole82]

You always surprise me.

Your videos are awesome I love them

[aluraparr]

I can tell you probably get this quite often, but you are a striking scene of male intellect. I saw your contest, I vote you create an original music contest and judge. I would but I don't have the youtube status quo. peace n love to you M

[prosperabovehaters]

why do you talk so soft...are you purposely doing that?

[Juanitothegreat]

So, uh...It's been 2 weeks since this one has been posted, and, consequently, 2 weeks since I have tagged you back.

You best not make us wait over a month for another new video. If I have to make a whole weeks worth of videos demanding you come back and making them video responses to this one, I will...don't think I won't.

I'm bored enough that I fucking will.

[tydirium321]

Hahaha That was Great!!!!

[titancrusher1]

Awesome! Channel updates are nice to see :)

[Vykhtor]

u r smart, funny and cute, do u want 2 be m friend? :-) mi space vykhtor

[spunkieluvsya]

"Number five. Because we're gonna be starting at the bottom and working our, our way to... Number five!"

You make me smile.

[dranate]

u look high were u?

[machelli]

haha...I'd love to know: what made me look high?

[misterdix]

The best part was the sky writing.

[machelli]

eesh...that's rough.  haha.

[tokosteef]

We need moar vids from you =(

[payette]

ok I JUST watched this for the first time!! I'll do it, because you asked so nicely :-)

[machelli]

hooray!

[cryan71]

Tagged by a young gentleman? Lucky dog.

[dt79yt]

hahahahahaha! u hate sarcasm...ok im still into ur videos...:)

[machelli]

that wasn't sarcasm, was it?

[AmandaPoels]

Lol. Demonic fun?

[dt79yt]

nah...im still into ur videos...:)

[cslleyton]

really inspired by you. and i don't like irony,too.but i myself prefer watching to uploading,haha.

[whitemagick4]

so you basically tick yourself off! :)

[sporkstabs]

You're silly. :p

I miss your videos.

Oh and...

Hehe, you were re-tagged.

I can't wait for the next one. :D

[dawittyone]

As always - que bueno - grazie

[patton54]

matthew - you rock!

[mykonstantine99]

I was almost disappointed, really, when you said irony - because I think irony is amazing. Then, in an ironic twist, you proved that you really do like irony. Amazing.

[GeniusRickyD]

It's funny because it's true.

[tylermanchesteruntd]

are you still doing that zap thing?

[nickvelocity]

Oh good! I like watching his videos

[breanna1992]

Nice to see you finally made a video.

[garycarmody]

welcome back!

[zainyk]

lol a new video! good work, funny indeed.

[IAGuy06]

ironing?

I still don't see you as a meatball but.. whatever.

Glad to see you Matthew. I hope this has alleviated your quest to be tagged... or loathing to be... ?

Website?... you have a website?... hmm... I'll have to check it out.

[machelli]

Youtube really needs an "undo" button...and they need to move the "reply" button away from the "remove" button. Sorry, whoever wrote "irony" here.

[IAGuy06]

waori (that's what my email said) :)

Yes, I know what you mean. If they just put them in a row would help.

(and I knew what you said) :P

[machelli]

I know....I was gonna write "THAT'S ironic" as a reply.

[IAGuy06]

Heh... sorry, better luck next time.

[FutureKill0]

You are funny, I'm glad you're el backo

[raconter1]

Been a long road, what's up with you! :) Jack

[stephenkind]

You...hate..yourself..?!

[kipesquire]

Great to see you're back! Will the blog be revived too?

[agwellin]

I SEE WHAT U DID THERE

[machelli]

aw, nuts...someone figured me out.. haha.

[ecolover21]

That was just funny. Glad to see a new video. Your vids are always fun to watch.

[spectrem]

lol brilliant

glad youre not dead!

[Juanitothegreat]

Jerk.

That's all I have to say.

[machelli]

bwahaha!

[Juanitothegreat]

I would just like to take this moment to point out to everyone that he was responding to a tag from me. That is why he is back to posting videos.

You're welcome.

[l0gically]

Thank you. lol.

[dawittyone]

I'll thank you more when we get a second video - feel free to keep pestering :-)

[soavifox]

nice. missed your wit

[cormacf1]

none too shabby

[franklinlevy]

long time no c u!!!

[machelli]

apparently.

[DeoMachina]

People still tag?