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  • 1:56 lol

    

  • In german he says: Give me a name or I cut your balls off and feed them to a Krogan!

    Geben sie mir einen Namen oder ich schneide ihre Eier ab und verfüttere sie an einen Kroganer!

  • I really wanted to shepard to make a batman voice, alot like the scene from the dark knight where he interrogates the joker.

  • He's barely affected by intimidation at all, but the sheer mention of his balls completely crack him up

  • @Sercil00 That's because he knows you can get vas Quib Quib to transfer to the Iktamy.

  • I wonder what a krogan would do with balls

  • @Rickey985 Krogans eat human balls.

  • @Rickey985 WHAT DO YA THINK

  • Elias Kelham has the same voice of Varric on Dragon Age 2!

  • General Tullius, what are you doing here? You should be back in Skyrim fighting dragons.

  • @Esthin i knew i reckognised his voice when i heard him

  • @Esthin lol, that is on the opposite ends of the calender... one in medieval days in Skyrim, the other in futuristic Mass Effect.

    So Bailey must be the great-great-great-great-great-­great-great-great-great-great-­great-great-great-great-great-­great-great-great-great-great-­great-great-great-great-great-­great-great-great-great-great-­great-great-great-great-great-­great-grandson of General Tullius

  • @DarkGamanoid DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN

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  • At the end when thane says pure methods pure results. There is NOTHING foreshadowing about that at ALL

  • Give me a good comment or I'll cut your balls off and sell them to a troll!

  • hahaha 1:54 that moment always gets me *side punch* "mr. kelham i dont believe you were paying attention" before kelham even finishes his sentence

  • Why does Thane look like he has some sort of heavy mascara on at 0:42 ?

  • Shepard: GIVE ME A NAME OR GARRUS WILL CUT YOU BALLS OF AND SELL THEM to my favorite store on the citadel

    Garrus: realy?? can i wait for a bit,im in the middle of some calibrations

  • For some reason thats always what i do, even though i play always full paragon..

  • @theeyeofthestorms YEAH!!!!! Me too!!

    

  • that's the same punch that nearly took down the shadow broker

  • and thats how they found bin laden

  • @WutzGewdNyeggah Overkill?...I think not!

  • The bit where you threaten to cut Kelham's balls off and sell them to a krogan if he doesn't tell you who he's ordered a hit on is my favourite Renegade interrupt in the game. One i think even pure Paragons should take.

  • Shepard: *Renegade Interrupt* I'M DONE BEING PAT...*breaks Kelham's neck*

    Shepard: Uuh, I guess I'm the bad cop?

  • lol turn on transcribe audio its rly funny:P

  • This is pretty good, but personally, I think Jennifer Hale makes a much better Renegade. Mark Meer has an extremely kind voice that just doesn't click as well with rough interrogation. Mind you it's just my personaly opinion. Jennifer Hale when playing renegade has a deadly harshness that should not be fucked with.

  • After watching this video im playing Mass effect 1 and 2 all over again.

    It would've been cool if in the exact moment that thane enters to the room he just put his pistol off and start aiming the fucker on the face, and about shephard wow look at his face on full paragon, he looks like a terminator.

  • I played a paragon shepard, but I really went renegade on this guy...too much fun.

  • WHO THE FUCK YOU THINK YOU ARE LITTLE SHIT

  • "give me a name iraq tractor pulls off it seldom to appropriate"

  • Shepard: "I'm done being patient. Give me a name, or I'll cut your balls off and sell them to a Krogan!"

    Kelham: "Joram! Joram Talid! Turian in the 800 blocks!"

    [A] Truth

    [X] Doubt

    [Y] Lie

  • @Caboose56 Shepard: You're lying, Elias!

    Elias: Oh yeah? What proof do you got?

    *melancholic music as Shepard chooses the wrong entry in his codex*

    Elias: I thought so.

    Shepard:.......... Fuck it! *snaps Kelhams neck*

  • Grunt: "I don't need six balls, Shepard..."

  • @GrassBurgers i have the mattock battle rifle and i play on the pc. headshots are a must for me. with adrenaline rush i can empty an entire clip in one second (in "game time")

  • Shepard should've gone:

    "You have 5 extremities, 5 chances... I'm gonna start from the bottom, 5-"

    *Shoots one foot*

    Kelham: "OW! M*therf*cker!"

    "...and work my way up. Looks like you're down to 4."

    *shoots the other one*

  • that armor is AWESOME

  • Did thane wink?

  • @011assasin Well, you see Shepard is Chuck Norris´ cousin so he can do some cool stuff too.

  • the revenant sucked man... how can you bear using it....

  • Renegade's rule the galaxy!

  • I love being a crooked cop ......hell! I love being a pirate >:D

  • My interrogation was the shortest one in the history of the galaxy.

  • is it just me or thane just winked on this one

  • shepard pwns all

  • @011assasin

    you do not question Shepard punches

  • Give me a name or i will cut your balls off and eat them!!

  • YOu were supposed to be good cop...

    Oh i thought you said Bad cop /bad cop....i seen how rough you were and i was like well im gunna have to top that...

  • WHY THE FUCK IS IT SNOWING IN THE INTERROGATION ROOM?

    Should have thrown a snowball in his face, that'll show Mr.Kelham.

    

  • @N7infiltrator Floating dust near the camara.

  • Murderface:YEAH! RIP HIS FACE OFF

    Nathan:Hey Murderface you wanna take it easy on the beans there

    Pickles:Yeah I mean we're stuck together on a damned submarine

  • Seriously is this scene anger management training?

  • @Mindlessv2 My paragon Shepard couldn't help but went all renegade in this scene :D

  • @naierer Same here. XD

  • - Thane: (whispering) Shepard, what the hell are you doing? I thought I'm suppossed to be the bad cop here.

    - Shapard: I know, but hitting him is just too much fun! Try it.

    *Thane punches Kelham*

    Thane: Wow, Shepard, you're right! This is fun!

  • i left click with my main shepard that i want to import to ME3 the third time....

    because that fag pissed me off

  • i never knew human testicles were a delicacy to krogans. i always knew you could learn stuff from video games

  • @discoverychannel34 Krogan are sterile, humans are not. That's the joke.

  • "He's no use to us dead" Great Star Wars reference!

  • Sheperd: GIVE ME A NAME OR I'LL CUT YOUR BALLS OFF AND SELL THEM TO A KROGAN!!!

    Grunt: WAIT SHEPERD I CALL DIBS!!!

  • @darthcadman Wrex: damnit

  • GIVE ME A NAME OR AWL CUT YOUR BALLS OFF AND SELL THEM TO my favorite store on The Citadel.

  • @WorthingtonTaylor HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA­HAHAUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHAHAUH­AUHAUHAUAAHAUHAJAHHAJAHAHJAHAH­AHAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA­HAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHHAAUHAUHAUHAU­AHUHAUHAUHAUAHUAHAUAHUAHAUHAUH­ O.o AHHAHAHAahahahahHHAahhHAhHAHau­AHuahUhaUhAuAHuahaUhuAhauhAUha­HAHAHAHAHH

  • @WorthingtonTaylor

    Im Commander Shepard and this is my favorite comment on the Citadel.

  • @WorthingtonTaylor lol nice

  • @WorthingtonTaylor Hahahaaa! That's hilarious. :D Thanks for making me laugh my ass off. :D "I'm Commander Sheperd and every store on the Citadel is my favorite store on the Citadel." :D

  • These might be the most satisfying interrupts in the whole game

  • falco punched three times! Ah Fu...

  • I'll cut your balls off and sell them to a krogan!

    lol. im surprised this guy didnt know who sheppard was...

  • they say fuck in ME2? :O

  • @Spec0pleader

    At least twice

  • @halbrd thats fuckin sick

  • @Spec0pleader

    I get it.... :P

  • you suke at the good cop bad cop thing.

    your like bad cop and even worse cop

  • 0:52

    Ok ill stall him. First im going to stand 2 feet over here and stare.

  • Works for me. *PUNCH*

  • Shepard doesn't need Enhancements, he's just so bad ass that his punches break the laws of matter conservation, and make them feel like a ton of bricks hit you.

  • LOL! The first hit at 1:55 is hilarious

  • THANE: we need more information than we need a corpse. SHEPARD: for now.....

  • This make me laugh

  • OOOH BADASS

  • Thane the frog boy..LOLWTF

  • this interrogation was a lot of fun... the lawyer "Oh shit!" haha

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  • better with femshep

  • @ZOMGitsDouchebag I dissagree.

  • "Hit me again and.." Well that work's for me xD

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  • the question is, what is the krogan gonna do with the balls...?

  • @Dumpstakilla krogans believe testicle transplants increase their chances of having their child survive birth due to the genophage even though it doesnt really work, thus they are willing to pay about 40,000 credits EACH for human or krogan testicles.

  • You can also outsmart that prick with high paragon by making him accidently spill the beans AND make a fool of himself right in front of his lawyer. That's my favorite.

  • @2ndprodigy mine too  :P

  • Hahaha this is exactly what I did, I laughed every time it focused on Shepard's fist clenching.

  • Call presdent Obama

  • Did Shepard choke him out?

  • "Who the fuck do you think you are" Gotta be my favorite line in the game other than "Don't....fuck....with Aria" lol. I almost forget to hit him because I was laughing so hard.

  • "I'm done being patient. Give me a name, or I'll cut your balls off and sell them to a krogan!"

    I thought Shepard was being the good cop!!

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  • WHO THE FUCK THIMK YOU ARE.... Mr Kelham, I don't believe you were paying attention.

  • why is it snowing in the room? lol

  • As your legal advocate, i advise you to SHUT THE HELL UP!

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  • i love this interrogation scene, he so deserves the beating he gets

  • is it snowing in that interrogation room?!?!WTF!?!?

  • @AlphaGeese Dust particles... like when sunlight enters a window and you see paticles in the air, same thing.

  • wasnt Thane supposed to be the bad cop???

  • damm if shep is the good cop in this shit, i dont want to see him when iz the bad one

  • I was really annoyed when he gave me the name immediately because I said I was a Spectre, I missed out on beating the crap out of him :(

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  • WOW

    Female Shepherd is A LOT better.

    Her voice acting is lot more on point and professionalism : )

    Needless to say, she rules MORE ^.^

  • @metalnat28 Yes, her voice acting is better, but that is all. Her voice has more emotion in it, but the male shepard's voice is more intimidating.

  • @LightButDark575

    Somewhat, yes.

    But he is a male. ya know?

    Male's voices always tend to be more intimidating lol

    BEcause you guys have such a deep voice, that's why.

  • @metalnat28 Yes, I suppose that could be a factor, lol. But all i'm saying is that there are some merits to playing as a male Shepard too.

  • @LightButDark575

    Hehe

    I know ^.^

  • more like bad cop/mad cop, haha

  • 1:55-1:59 - Strike One

    2:18-2:25 - Strike Two

    2:43-2:56 - Strike Three - He's OUT!

  • no offense to shep. but those punches and slaps didn't look too hard...that guy was a sissy =P

  • Who needs good cop/bad cop when you have 2 bad cops? XD

  • In my "Paragon" play I asked the questions not nicely as Paragon, only neutral (my way of dealing with enemies and assholes); I didn't punch him in the two first times, then used the Charm option.

    Seeing it didn't work out and he was still insulting me, I got fed up and used the Renegade interrupt, thinking "Alright, asshole, I'm over with this!" I was gladly surprised when Shepard had exactly the same reaction I would have had! ^^

  • Okay, it's always bothered me that the facial hair in this game doesn't connect with your sideburns!!!

    That's my only complaint, otherwise the game is great.

  • I love how Shepard keeps curling up his fist.

  • To this day i cannot tell whether Bailey is Irish or Canadian.

  • @Richierua he a canuck

  • @rokerboy117 most canucks are related to irish people

  • one of my favs in the game

  • Lawyer: What the hell is going on!?!

    Sheperd: I dont know what happened, he just started bleeding.

  • if u dont say the korgan line the advocate comes in and shepard says "im a spectre" and the advocate says "errrrrr thats beyond my paycheck"

  • do not fuck with shepherd

  • hahaha I went all Jack Bauer on the guy when I fist played it!

  • 2:44 lol

  • "who the fuck you think you talking to--" omph!

    lol

  • I did the loyalty mission every dialogue we were like bff's, and stil thane died. =(

  • dont send thane on any speical op missions he kinda sucks that way send me a message and ill tell you who to send

  • Awesome game, awesome scene. I was playing a paragon but I still punched him twice, then Thane asked me to ease up so I did LOL. I just got the game earlier this week though, still haven't finished it. After it's over I gotta go back and play as a renegade, too awesome. xD

  • best choice ever

  • If you're a spectre and don't do any charm/intimidates or interupts, Shepard delivers some of the funniest lines in the game to Kelham's lawyer.

  • 1:26 - 1:30 LOL, the way the both look at each other and seperate

  • Elias Kelham's voice actor is that guy who got owned by the Joker when he escaped from the police district. Apparently, this guy isn't very good working in interrogation rooms.

  • @jeremycarrier Really? I thought it was Steve Blum who did the voice. He also voiced Grunt, Wilson & other minor characters in this game. He also voices Oghron in Dragon Age Origins. It sounds like him.

  • how fucking cool is thane

    i always use him and garrus the 2 best in the game

  • man it's dirty in there

  • "I'll cut your balls off and sell them to a krogan!" Holy shit O.O

  • I love how he has blood spatters on his face when Shepard just gives him a little smack on the back of the head. LOL

  • remember, all Alliance soldiers recieve standard genetic enhancements. For example, in the end shepard is seen lifting sheets of metal about 2 feet thick and 6x8 in size. A smack from him is like getting hit by a car.

  • @midgetydeath

    On top of that, Shepard has cybernetics, training, and probably steroids.

  • this cutscene was weird for me since the lawyer,Elias, and myself had the same hair style lol

  • he is a drell

  • i think its drell or somthing

  • how much renegade do you need for that renegade option in the beginning

  • @spartan1010101: You just have to let Thane be the Good Cop for the interrogation, otherwise, it won't let you use the renegade option.

  • why the hell is this like the only time in the whole damn game that i can scare someone by telling them i am a Spectre? !!!!!!

  • @XephronZ

    Actually, during the ending cutscene of the quarian chit quest, the paragon interuption will involve him saying he's a former spectre

  • @emeraldthechao174

    is you're reinstated Shepard will say he's a Spectre

  • Strange in my renegade playthrough, I rejected my title of Spectre, yet I still had the renegade option in this part saying I was a spectre. Not a former spectre, a spectre. probably an oversight I guess.

  • It's a bluff.

  • @XephronZ

    you're in the Terminus systems most of the game, so being a spectre doesn't mean anything there

  • @XephronZ yeah! back in ME1 they would just say "load o' horsecrap" or there ain't any human spectres! its bullshit

  • @XephronZ Because this is the only place in the game that's in council space, where Spectre's have authority.

  • @Sursion7 your missing the point. everyone and their mother knows who the Spectre's are and what they can do. even if they're skeptical there should still be signs of worry or concern, but every NPC in the game says "suck my alien (sometimes human) dick". added to the fact that Shepard is always taking orders from someone else make as a player feel like less of a battle harden agent of justice with the ability to be a badass and more of a glorified space cop

  • @XephronZ Also Thane is a good guy. Spectre's are good guys. im helping Thane find his son which is a good think. so why the hell do i have to have my Renegade/EVIL bar full just to tell the "Bad Guy" that im a "Good Guy"? i think that's what you call "ass backwards"

  • @XephronZ You spend most of the game in the Terminus system where being a Spectre doesn't mean anything.

  • @wc2k6 you must not have read my previous comments because your saying the same thing that "Sursion7" said.

    terminus or not everyone knows who the spectres are. for example if im a special forces soldier, im good at killing ppl and getting the job done just because im off the battle field does not mean that i cant kill you if i want too

  • @XephronZ ive had the same thought. it really pissed me off how ME1 they big up spectors and here its mentioned like twice offhand. dunno - somehow seems like a wasted opportunity to me...

  • @lamezorlord mb cuz you're dead one officially ?

  • @NoxisTemptum but they officially give you your status back... so im officially alive... :( also the lack of spectre gear is a little annoying. but they are minor problems in an otherwise excellent game.

  • @lamezorlord very true

  • @XephronZ

    well u also use it in the discussion with the volus and the quarian, u wont be arrested from c-sec if u do a paragon decision because shepard says "u cant arrest a former spectre"