Jane Austen's Mafia! (1998) clip - This is why we can't have nice things

[benhd1]

what language were those subtitles in?

[Stevie2Sxc]

I love this kind of humour in films. They need to make more films with this kind of casually insane stuff in them.

[Scyeth]

Uhh... first time she throws a vase, and it breaks... second time she throws her dog... and it breaks... WTF is that dog made of?

[MrCactopuss]

Boobs.

[spfccsmft]

Featuring the dad from Twilight.

[DoctorMGinius]

Much funnier than all of the meme images put together.

[CrackThoseClaws]

This is why we can't have nice things.

[effigyoflight]

How did the dog shatter....?

[patu8010]

@effigyoflight With a crash.

[RaceBandit]

@effigyoflight Looks like when they filmed this scene, they swapped it out with a marble/glass/whatever statue of a dog.

It's still WTF-worthy, but the alternative probably wouldn't have looked pretty.

[Osminiscool]

OH MY GOD THE DOG IS HILARIOUS!

[rabbinero]

I agree 100%. Poor Jay Mohr, but I guess if you give a few thousand line readings over the course of a career, one is bound to be funny sooner or later. Still makes me laugh every time.