Homestuck - Beatdown Round 2 [Album Version]

[GayDawg1524]

Can't Abscond Bro.

[DerBrotKopf]

I think if you watched tengen toppa gurren lagann you would think theres a character thats like Bro...or Bro is like this character :D

[contemptousTwit]

even iironiic iin2ufferable priick2 liike hiim get two have cool mu2iic liike that?

totally unfaiir.

[TheFloopBloop]

@contemptousTwit shhh sollux.

Your theme is seriously one of the best songs. c:

[KyaraaShinkirou]

@GooeyHeat

Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny?

[KytaEternal]

Dirk is so fucking awesome

[TheRancor44]

I WARNED YOU ABOUT STAIRS BRO!!! I TOLD YOU DOG!!!

[symphonicAJ]

Every time I watch that flash I cant stop laughing 

[jmarr100]

Bluh bluh something about irony.

[raikagekillerbe]

Kamina taught Bro everything he knows

[TheTenderestMeat]

@raikagekillerbe

I think Bro is Kamina

But ironically.

[Oskonomikal]

Nobody ever noticed until post-scratch that there's a bird on bro's hat. Damnit.

[ibunny123120]

why does Dave and his bro remind me of Kamina and Simon in gurren laggan? this is so sick it hurts XD

[ibunny123120]

@ibunny123120 from*

[Derpsification]

Dave: I CAN BREAK YOUR SWORD

Bro: YOU CAN'T BREAK MY SWORD

[ComeHonorTeeets]

CAN'T ABSCOND BROMIDE!

[ShotMugen]

Can't abscond bro !

[coolthing21]

Dave: bro can i do this

Bro: Dave, don't believe in yourself.

Dave: wut

Bro: Believe in me.

Dave: ...

Bro: BELIEVE IN THE BRO THAT BELIEVES IN YOU.

Dave: oh my god suddenly everything makes sense

Dave: ironically

[bioshock0junki]

@coolthing21 i love this, and thank you for making this reference :)

[Deadly920]

@coolthing21 FOR YOURS IS A SHITTY SWORD THAT WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS.

[Channel1Sakura]

ENOUGH WITH THE CHUCK NORRIS ALREADY!

I SEE HIS NAME IN EVERY SECOND VIDEO!

SO I'M GONNA TELL YOU THIS!

I have no idea who that is. And I am dead serious.

[serarblem123]

@Channel1Sakura Well, it doesn't matter if you know him or not anymore, he's coming to Aggress your ass. and you can't abscond, bro.

[ProfesserLuigi]

@Channel1Sakura Lookit up, bro.

[Draezeth]

Bro > Kamina > Chuck Norris

[steeledminer616]

@Draezeth whoa... a little far.... I mean nothing is greater than Norris... But then comes Bro (I mean... a normal person that teleported onto a meteorite and sliced in half with one swing of a katana!!!)

[GooeyHeat]

@Draezeth Bro > Kamina > Mike Haggar > Captain Falcon > Gary Oak > Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan > Chuck Norris

[MahMagicalHat]

@GooeyHeat + 1 internets for gigantic refrence to the Ultimate Battle of Ultimate Destiny. Haven't seen that flash in forever.

[ProfesserLuigi]

@GooeyHeat How dare you demean Chuck Norris.

Just wait until he kicks down your door...

[Kurasshuman]

@ProfesserLuigi I don't think you got the reference, bro...

[xCooler777x]

@GooeyHeat Seriously, Mike Haggar is better than chuck norris?

[GooeyHeat]

@xCooler777x Well, I personally prefer the pile-driving Mayor of Earth. You can think what you want.

[ProfessionalManlyMan]

@GooeyHeat Saxton Hale needs to be somewhere on this list.

[TragicTechnician]

@GooeyHeat < Bec Noir.

[FragrantRain]

Coolest part of the series so far, imo

[mixalxd]

He's got tiger.

[BabyBrunette313]

I WARNED YOU ABOUT THOSE STAIRS, BRO.

[mercytest1234]

@BabyBrunette313 I TOLD YA DOG.

[AdmiralGoatse]

WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM!? No wait...

[shadowmario1000]

Easy for you to say, you don't have your hand stuck inside a puppet's scrotum.

[TehMarche]

B.. bro. ;_;

[WinglessShinobi]

WERE DOIN THIS. WERE MAKING THIS HAPPEN.

[21MegaYoshi]

@WinglessShinobi "WHERE DOIN THIS. WHERE MAKING THIS HAPPEN."

[paradoxfox1210]

@21MegaYoshi *HAPEN

[GrychoFilms]

If Hussie were to make a short comic showing all of the fights between Dave and Bro, my life would be complete.

[skitzol4dhuntersYAY]

YOU WILL BE AVENGED BRO!!

[TheAvenger708]

@TwinArrival Dude, just saying, but that comment can easily be a huge spoiler for new readers and stuff, lol.

Anyway, yeah that was awful, but I believe that [SPOILARZ] after the kids scratch the Beat Mesa and reset their session, a new Bro will come to life, as part of the new beginning of their universe :D

[21MegaYoshi]

@TwinArrival DUDE CAN YOU MARK THIS AS FUCKING SPOILERS OR SOMETHING. YOU JUST RUINED IT FOR ME

[TelvanniGuard]

Can't abscond.

[BoboTalkClown]

EVERYONE is a nerd. They just don't know it yet!

[quertzoid]

I have a picture of Bro in that pose on my wall. Fuck yeah.

[quertzoid]

Bro was such an awesome character.

God damnit, Hussie. Stop killing off the best of your characters.

[hillphyre]

@quertzoid: This. The constant character death has gotten old, really. ):

[quertzoid]

@hillphyre Well at least my second favorite troll turned out to be not dead.... and Karkat.

[hillphyre]

@quertzoid: Then who's your first?

[quertzoid]

@hillphyre Sollux.

[hillphyre]

@quertzoid: Sol, eh? I've never seen why people like him so much; care to expand?

I prefer...well actually I'm more or less indifferent to the trolls, although Karkat's rage is always fun.

[quertzoid]

@hillphyre I find Sollux's nerdiness easy to relate to.

[hillphyre]

@quertzoid: I find that kind of ironic, considering he was initially displayed as being similar to Dave. Then again, he was perhaps more of a foil than anything...he's a cool nerd, is what I'm saying. But yeah, considering most of HS's fans are probably pretty nerdy, that makes sense.

Thanks for responding, btw. :)

[twiinStriing]

@hillphyre please, do not misunderstand nerds with geeks. But yeah, whatever.

[hillphyre]

@twiinStriing: Nerds, geek, whatever. *shrug*

[twiinStriing]

@hillphyre *cough* Ignorant *cough*...

[TelvanniGuard]

It keeps happening.

[cygnetgirl]

When i finally get paid , im buying the album~ n0n~

[RimjobYourMother]

@StonedGrower420 I warned you about those stairs bro.

[0LimaChan0]

Jack noir, i think you're the only one that doesn't like this song.

[IrukutheNinja]

*Takes out pen and paper*

*Takes notes*

[vegito4690]

I told you bro

I told you about stairs!

[Wireless1016]

so i just got a new pair of wireless headphones

shit sounds fucking INSANE

[NARFNra]

I WARNED YOU ABOUT STAIRS BRO

I TOLD YOU DOG

[KingdomSonicT100]

@NARFNra shit lets be santa

[Shintroy]

@KingdomSonicT100 It's like fucking chrismas up in here

[Wireless1016]

you know what's really disturbing

ok you know how bro has sex with puppets or something

he's also actually dave but like 15 years in the future

dave has a puppet fetish :D

[Rhaxma]

@Wireless1016 PURE DRIVEL.

[SuPeRnErD213]

@Wireless1016 FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­CK YOU FOR SPOILING IT FOR MEEEE /ragetears

[waterme1onman]

@Wireless1016 bro is just dave's dad

[TheOtherSpartacus]

93 people think this is awesome. 1 person was copying Bro.

[karatekid778]

where doing it, man.

where MAKING THIS HAPEN.

[calimantis]

CAN'T ABSCOND, BRO

[MAXepher]

OOOH LOOK IM THE GUY FROM GLADIATOR GIVING YOU A THUMBS DOWN

[Voodoomancer]

This song is like a frag grenade wrapped in 3 layers of awesome.

[Skyesby]

Bro isn't dead. He's just sleeping.

With a sword in his chest.

Ironically.

[STALKER1321]

@Skyesby nah he just became the new davesprite

[XShadowFlareX]

CAN'T ABSCOND, BRO!

[thenewgeogzm]

Dave's bro is badass. Ironically, of course.

[Akasunification]

R.I.P. Bro

The coolest dude that ever walked the face of the earth

We'll miss you.

[Chronische]

@Akasunification :C

Wait... did he have extra lives, too?

Hmm. A dude as cool as that must have some hidden lives somewhere, right?

I don't want to believe someone as cool as that could get punked by a clown/ninja/bird/guardian asshole.

[ZblueboltZ]

@Chronische Dave is a clone of his own bro

Dave has made multiple version of himself

Basically there's a bunch of soon-to-be Dave's bros everywhere unless they get killed by being doomed beforehand.

[Machdude]

Biologically HALF a clone. The other half is of Mother Lalonde. Which means he is Bro's biological SON. (not birthed obviously, but genetically speaking)

[heartsboxcars]

@Machdude Yes but Bro is made from the same genetic material as Dave so genetically speaking they're identical.

Gee Ectobiology is confusing.

[Machdude]

No he isn't. During the ectobiolab portion, the Paradox goop from Nana, Grandpa, Bro and Momma Lalonde were drawn out from them. The first 4 babies produced were the originals, in other words, the claim to be the same. After that, the machines mixed Mom Lalonde's and Bro's goop to create Dave and Rose. In other words, it not only makes Bro the biological son of Bro, but it also makes him the son of Mom Lalonde and the brother of Rose. The same goes for John and Jade with Nana and Grandpa.

[karatekid778]

@Akasunification Ironically.

[Akamuaru999]

Bro is made even more cool because he wears baseball gloves. But it's ironically, so it's okay.

[unifiedUndead]

CAN'T ABSCOND BRO.

[SaninKatai]

Bro ;_;

[Javer80]

@SaninKatai

He's a bro . . .

To us all.

[emillio666]

The person who disliked this was not told about the stairs DOG!

[SPI014]

that one dislike is Dave...

Bro is a complete badass

[SithAvenger]

The one dislike got his ass kicked by bro.

That's all there needs to be said on the matter.

[phunkbot]

Can't abscond bro

[PinkandDeadly]

All the epics.

ALL OF THEM.

[pjunk]

I like the original version better except for the first 6 seconds. That sort of siren-ish sound lets you know that shit is about to get real.

[theultimate4life]

A brother will always do what is best for his little bro.

[MidnightKyubi]

20 likes, 0 dislikes.

This is because Bro killed everyone who dared hit dislike.

[Tellmeimaninja]

@MidnightKyubi One dislike now.

Probably just Bro, to be ironic.

[Thrasher1018]

Dave's bro looks like a badass in this pic. He looks badass in every pic.

[Linkachu007]

@Thrasher1018 I bet it's because of the squirtle glasses.

[DeathTh]

@Linkachu007

Squirtle glasses? Try Kamina glasses, bro.

[Linkachu007]

@DeathTh SQUIRTLE DID IT FIRST, AND HE WAS A GANG LEADER AND A VOLUNTEER FIREFIGHTER AT THE SAME TIME. DON'T BELIEVE IN ME, WHO BELEIVES IN SQUIRTLE, BELIEVE IN SQUIRTLE, WHO BELIEVES IN KICK-ASS SHADES.

[DeathTh]

@Linkachu007

Squirtle didn't pilot a giant robot that he stole. Your argument is invalid.

[Jacaero]

@DeathTh Let's just say that Squirtle, Kamina, and Bro are all awesome.

[LiuBarrowin]

@Thrasher1018 dave's bro is the personification of "Badass"

[Chronische]

@Thrasher1018 Even his last one :C

[mechanixis]

@Thrasher1018 All the pics. All of them.

[TheToginator]

@Thrasher1018 No one can hope to beat him in a badass-off. He simply is badass incarnate.

[WingZero1828]

@TheToginator Bro is the ESSENCE of badass.

[Cryomancer1]

@Thrasher1018

In all of the pics. ALL OF THEM.

[fodbold00]

@Thrasher1018 he IS badass in every pic.

[winterfire567]

@Thrasher1018 He doesn't look the part, he IS badass.

[SpongeBobFan1234]

@Thrasher1018 That's because Bro IS badass.

[steeledminer616]

@SpongeBobFan1234 exactly! How many people do you know that can get a puppet to beat you up, and can teleport onto a meteorite just to cut in half!

[AtomicDonut22]

This 1 is for little Cal.

[elementalpowerstar]

The only reason I don't do the album versions is because using an external tool like Youtube Downloader would effecitvely steal the music, like using Audacity would on the flashes themselves and the albums.

[Nitro378]

@elementalpowerstar Mkay, good for you. >_>

[inunekomenta]

@elementalpowerstar You totally have milltions of people idea's about using Audacity about things.... 

[KytaEternal]

@elementalpowerstar COOL STORY BRO