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  • Im posting this on my school blog becuase one of my frinds refuses to watch ponies.

  • @ringo692 its over midnight and I'm like LOL here

  • sign me up

  • Just love this wee video!

  • I can't help but think of bronies when I watch this...

  • From this time forward, all your base are belong to us.

  • They sure wouldn't want to assimilate me. My head is so twisted that the moment they hooked me up, that thing would be one big-ass rubics cube. They'd be so screwed.

  • @TheRantingCabbie You would have no desire to do anything other than what the Borg want you to. You have no rights and no options. Your will is not your own. Resistance is futile.

  • @Remember1973 Right on Slow Q-Tip of Borg. Resistors are divided by amperage. Or multiplied. Whatever.

  • good bye facebook and welcome to the timeline..........

  • I would have loved to be at the church service that you used this as a tie in.

  • I'm in.

  • the Borg knew assimilating Picard was pointless, everybody knows British people cant be assimilated, just ask Hitler...

  • And then, the Borg come to Earth to establish settlement, in what we known today as Microsoft.

  • WHO'S THE FAG, DOING THE PUSS-ASS VOICE-OVER?!

  • We are the Canadian Borg.

    Resistance would be impolite.

    Please wait to be assimilated.

    Pour l'assimilation en français, veuillez appuyez sur le "2"

  • @ringo692 LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!

  • @ringo692 LMFAO! That was brilliant and 100% accurate

  • :15 SHUT UP WESLEY

  • Bronies in a nutshell.

  • Can anyone solve this mystery for me? The Borg are united as one single entity,but when needs must,they have designations,ie 7of 9( my favourite Borg ).So how come Picard has a real kick ass name like Locutus of Borg.So much for them having no single identity.

  • @NickellNo1 i think of it like a Gaint computer there are many part for different purposes and names but in the end is call a computer working for one common goal hope that helps stay safe remember resisitance is futile lol

  • @NickellNo1 Picard was only assimilated to be used as a communications device by the borg, and therefore they decided that it would be easier to give him a name, so that the negotiators of the federation (they expected the federation to surrender of course) could immidiately addres him. But although he had a name, he was no more than a puppet of the collective, just like all the other drone's.

  • FLASHBACK! I thought I was watching LDS General Conference

  • The Borg we are, give up your ship,

    our phasers strong your shields will rip.

    We'll assimilate you,

    your technology, too,

    and you cannot escape from our grip.

    :)

  • This is what my church sounds like when we do psalms!

  • FUCK now I know picard is going to become borg.....fucking fuck

  • @snedie69er Haha... but you just keep watching my friend...

  • @OnTheREDPILL

    I'm assimilating 10 Eps a day :P

  • Brainwashed assimilation..compare to today's ideologies...so?

  • We humans are going to be the borg...human flesh and computers...that is our future...I only hope that our goals are not going to involve enslaving others...We will see...see you in a 1000 years!!!

  • I call all my friends in relationshipa The Borg.

  • I saw this at the Occupy Wall St rally in Atlanta today.

  • a boooorg

  • the bord are like bees they know there job since creation

  • Tie in...at *church*??????

    It's not an analogy for modern organized religion, is it?

  • @obankobi no he's probably saying it had to do with the sermon

  • Girl i am hoter than justing bieber, restistance i futile

  • @felixandreason your spelling is futile!

  • If Star Trek has taughts anything, futurisitc energy weapons are shit against zombies. It's better to use a Tommy maching gun.

  • The irony of using this in a church.

  • You know, the Borg are a civilization that has existed for hundreds of thousands of years, they have assimilated literally tens of thousands of species, across every single corner of the galaxy. They have hundreds of thousands of cubes and other ships, trillions of drone, yet they can't even take over the f-----g federation?!!!!!!!!!

  • @samysasy419 They didn't realize whose show they were on.

  • @samysasy419 isn't that the point though? in becoming a borg, one loses his/her individuality, will, uniqueness, and in some sense his/her creativity. think about it - you never see the borg evolving, only adapting. the fact that the federation ends up defeating them on multiple occasions is testament to the 'human element', to emotion, and to intuition. indeed, a very poetic idea

  • @PremierPwnage You're just proving my point, the Borg 'adapt' that's their main thing. Plus they have assimilated thousands of species, and they've added their distictiveness and technological advancements to their collective, meaning, they don't make the same mistake twice, and they become better as a collective, after each assimilation. The fact that the federation have one on so many occasions just buggles my mind.

  • @samysasy419 *won *boggles

    you have a great point written horribly.

  • @ryanmail2004 One word spelled wrong, and you say my entire comment was written horribly? Dude? Seriously? In that case, when you write a sentence, the first word should always be capitalized. You too have a great point, written horribly, you prick!

  • @samysasy419 i tawt eye didn't half a gud poynt.

  • @samysasy419 that would make further episodes a bit of a downer, eh?

  • @bertthehost Well...the Borg are superior, in every way, and I hate to see episodes where the Enterprise not only survive a borg attack, but also manage to destroy a few dozen cubes. The borgs should have assimilated the federation long ago. Don't put a far superior species as your enemy, if you plan to beat them in every encounter, that's just not how it works in reality.

  • @samysasy419 Yes. obviously. and were it reality it would be the borg as the dominant species, as they should be. But... its a falacy. :P

  • @bertthehost The Borg is the concept of collectivism and why collectivism is so bad. Individualism is what must be protected and defended and not group mentality. There can be no group without individuals. Every individual lives his life for his own purpose. Humans are NOT sacrifical animals for the enjoyment of others (socialism). You should check out G Edward Griffin for more insight into collectivism vs individualism. Ayn Rand is another good source.

  • @residentzombie

    Spoken like a true capitalist propagandist. The Borg are actually a demonization of egalitarianism or 'collectivism' they say (since we should really abandoned the "individualism" vs "collectivism" dichotomy) because capitalists or libertarians like yourself are too afraid to join cooperating society while you simply want to be left alone want to alienate and exploit others. Also Ayn Rand is serial killer fetishist.

  • @zonilo1

    Or maybe I'm wasting time reasoning with right wing libertarians and possible fascists.

  • @zonilo1

    Of course when I say "cooperating society" I actually mean socialism where it's actually a worker controlled society where everyone is giving equal opportunity and they control the means of production rather than a selective wealthy privileged few like it is today with capitalism. Of course that's where "cooperating" comes in which everyone shares everything like picking apples from a tree or drinking water from a stream which nobody owns it. Also no fences either...

  • @zonilo1 I agree Rand was a lover of Irgun terrorists, but that doesn't mean she was wrong about everything there young collectivist. To the contrary, the free market is we the people. Through supply vs demand of your fellow man and due to scarcity of the product prices are set.  The free market is people coming together to produce more products for the consumer which in turn creates wealth. Read 'I Pencil'

  • @residentzombie

    Actually your forgetting the fact the term "we the people" actually means the wealthy as written (since the constitution and the bill of rights was actually originally written for the bourgeoisie not the productive classes which is further evident that we are not writing the laws but they are) . Also “free market capitalism” is an ideological weapon wielded by wealthy elites in Western countries to preserve their privileged lifestyles.

  • @zonilo1

    Of course at this point I maybe done arguing with you.

  • @zonilo1 Limbaugh, Coulter, and Beck are all neo conservatives. They are not true conservatives nor are they classic liberals. They worship Israel and the Irgun terrorists that run Israel. You see it's Israel and the Irgun that did 9/11 and 7/7, but again your knowledge on these matters is 0 since you live in a state of ignorance. Illuminate your brain and open it up to what others have to say. You are only lying to yourself if you don't. I will be 1,000 times more prepared than you will.

  • @residentzombie prepared??? how.. if a stae of martial law is declared anyone who opposes the regional government will be sent to camps and holding area...you wanna bet? Its happened before with the japanese during wwII in america. Those camps have been restored and new ones built. During hurricane katrina martial law was declared and police could bust down people's doors and secure or evacuate a neighborhood. What are you going to do fight back? or retreat to some place via passport?

  • @zonilo1 We the People should actually say We the States. The States formed the federal government, not the other way around, but this is another matter and I don't wish to sway to it at this time. To the contrary what you described as free market capitalism is actually fascism and/or corporatism. We the consumers are the market. The consumer through demand and supply dictates to business what they want produced. Tell me what force Bill Gates has used to force you to buy his inventions?

  • @zonilo1 The globalists that have brainwashed you with memes to give up your freedoms to the government to further become a serf, you better start to wake up before this country is ruined. If you have a free mind (which I highly doubt) here is a good debate against the memes you learn in gov't funded schools, gov't sponsored and funded TV, gov't officials who desire more power, etc.: watch?v=bwEcH7HGSZY&context=C3­62e00aADOEgsToPDskJRIiJmR9xVVo­DabFIkjyMX

  • @residentzombie

    This is a common argument among conspiracy theorists like yourself that anyone who disagrees with you are "brainwashed" which your now retorting ad homenium/character assassination attacks. Problem is seems like you want just want to raise to the top and become rich yourself while you don't want the "government" interfering with your business modules. Also there is no such thing as "Free Markets". In short your nothing more than a Right Wing Libertarian.

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  • @zonilo1 Is it a common argument for you that whenever someone tells you you worship tyrants that you call them conspiracy theorists? It's well documented the plans they have for the world, but I guess you are too busy playing with your PS3 and watching Snooky to learn what is really going on in the world with the psychos leading most governments. I tell you you are brainwashed to get you to open your mind, but as I said earlier I don't think your mind can be opened so what's the point?

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  • @residentzombie lol you used ps3 and snooki as a reference that is calssic I liked that. kids too busy these days playing video games and watching mtv and going on the computer. I think star trek offered a lot of elements beyond a lot of people's understanding. Much like the twilight zone with theories and relation...many episodes in the 60s were in reference to the vietnam war and corrupt politics. Or people living in fear and control

  • @bertthehost Government and statist try to use collectivist slogans and propoganda to make you think that the state is the most important element of society and it is not. The state only exists to protect the rights of individuals, individuals don't exist to serve the state.

  • @samysasy419 thats coz the federation has captain Percard!

  • @samysasy419

    > Picard

    > Janeway

    don't try to get in front of these guys. They can fight omnipotent beings and still win. And Janeway will kill everything that stands between her and her coffee.

  • @samysasy419 like you said those are "other ships and civilizations"... The federation does not tolerate invasion from the borg or any empire. Which is why star trek is ahead of star wars technology. Tell that to jj abrams

  • @MuscleManDaniel That doesn't explain why the Federation is more advanced, the Borg have assimulated for more advanced species than the Federation.

  • @samysasy419 yeah but they did not have the crew of enterprise D now did they?

    The picard maneuver for example.

    What I want to know is why Q introduced the borg but never returned later in borg episodes or did he? how did they explain Q's aging in voyager ? they should have continued the tng crew with q instead anouncing the franchise died and wow look at this auful hero abrams whos rebooting the damn thing for money

  • @MuscleManDaniel I actually liked the new Star Trek movie. It's not a prequel or a sequel, it's just a fun, action-packed movie. It wasn't trying to be bigger than it was, unlike the failure that was the TNG movies, all of them, even the one w/ Kirk. Q is explained as an omnipotent being, millions, possibly billions of yrs old, whose existence is beyond our comprehension. I think that's smart, so that they wouldn't have to give us an explanation. John DeLancie, Q, aged, he couldn't help it.

  • @samysasy419 did you just say the tng movies were a fail??? this conversation is over... Also you liked the new trek movie and your statement is irrelevant .

    I hope no more mindless junk is made . Its very sad hollywood lacks creativity and has to borrow and remake things instead. So you know the producers had no intention of carrying on star trek or taking stories. They wanted the basic look and name to make some money. The punk kid who played kirk made fun of the props .

  • @MuscleManDaniel Part 1. First off, the reason why the TNG movies sucked, was because they had a totally different Picard. In the series, Picard is seen as a calm and intellectual guy, who only resorted to violence, as a last resort, he even tried to stop Starfleet from wiping out all of the Borg, b/c, he recognized there right to exist, just like you or I. But in the movies, he was some action hero, who always had one hand in the trigger.

  • @MuscleManDaniel Part 2. Furthermore, in the new Star Trek movie, it is explained that this is an alternate universe, so that, the original Star Trek storyline remains unchanged or, altered. That was pretty smart on JJ Abram's part. And it didn't try to be more than it wasn't, we all expected this movie to be what it turned out to be, a fun, sci-fi adventure film, full of action packed scenes, and that's why it was accepted by so many Star Trek fans.

  • @samysasy419 No, I don;t care they could have made a regular science fiction film and not used the name star trek...also are you seriously that dumb to buy that lie??? that was no alternate time universe? LOL. They just said that for the hell of it.

  • @MuscleManDaniel Yeah, it kind of was an alternate timeline. The Romulans traveled back in time, altering history and creating a whole new Star Trek universe, as is the case with time travel. Did you even watch the movie? If they made a regular Star Trek movie, it wouldn't of sold out in the box office, like the new ST movie did. Yes ST has millions of fans, but not enough to make a difference in the box office. If you don't like it, I suggest you make your own movie, and see if it's any better.

  • @samysasy419 no I walked out of the theatre many times to get a drink of water or take a break..I walked out like 20 times. I hated that fucking movie. Its not about the money!! do you understand???thats hollywoods problem all they care about is a quick buck. I am telling you thats all they wanted and they got it. I dont care if another trek movies would not have sold. why do you think lucas did not continue star wars for episode 7,8 and 9. now hes re doing his old movies even more...lol "noooo"

  • @samysasy419 I have ambitions to be a film maker and writer some day...I will actually! I will make better. thank you for the encouragement.

  • @samysasy419 bad day i guess.

  • A flying mother-board!

    

  • @Ilissill Which is capable of transwarping!

  • La cute ass of borg :)

  • @keirdullea Hahaha, it's Obama!

  • Quite ironic you mentioned church in this. Since I was a small child, I've always noted the similarities of the borg collective, and the mindless chantings of a church congregation. The same prayers, uttered as one monotonous voice, not one individual in the crowd...

  • Bullshit! The Borg cant even cloak like the romans so dont tell me they can assimulate cos they cant.

  • you will survice...US...Yeah

  • ok what does this have to do with church?

  • sounds like islam

  • All your base are belong to us!!

  • @Sick1982  retro gaming reference, love it haha

  • You belong to us. You shall be like us...er, I mean Resistance is Futile. You will be assimilated *sly grin*. The Borg are great, but give me the Cybermen anyday

  • El doctor Tanaka no sabe nada, hay que escuchar al Dr. Tan.

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  • Isn't the last part from First Contact?

  • WE ARE THE U.S. ARMY.

    We will asimulate your land and resources.

    Your woman will adapt to our very large penis's.

    Resistance is futile.

  • @Rangief lol

  • @Rangief What the fuck ?!?!?!?

  • Wait, Picard(as borg) said "I am borg" I thought they didnt use the word I......

  • @TheMissrayne Technically, Locutus wasn't just another drone. Watch First Contact and you'll understand.

  • Do they remind anyone else of the Cenobites from Hellraiser?

  • 53 people did not want a facelift!

  • Lower your shield and let us in. We will give you change you can believe in. Resistance to it is futile. You will like what we have to offer but you won't know how much you like it until the assimilation process is complete.

  • hi mate very nice video

  • :-(

  • We are Face Book... YOU will Be Assimilated. From this time forward YOU will Service... Face Book...!

  • Sounds like multiculturalism.

  • @ForImperium Pretty much just that.

  • Oracle Borg to Sun Microsystems??

  • Oracle to Sun??

  • Put that one in your DIARY.

  • IM MORE AMERICAN THAN THE PRESIDENT he's a BORG.

  • what are you technical support doing spinning around in your chairs laughing out loud?

  • If you think no one knows that the president has technical support your wrong.

  • Dont be LEFT BEHIND you need to learn how to use the computer.

  • Im no psychic but let me tell you one thing I know for a fact. The system has been changing left and right right under our noses. Did we have a vote for these changes? "No" Did you have a freedom of choice? "No" Do you think slavery was over? "No, it's not and it's only getting technical with your asses for not knowing enough about Computers. So if you want to do your kid's a favor you will put them in schools were nooone has to depend on anyone elses technical supportandthatwouldbeagood change

  • I am a baptist christian I live in America and am something you may call a freak of nature since the birth of my son. I come in peace I am not here to tell you what you already know, so if you know that Borg agendas are not all the same I am here to let you know that I am not going to take no shit from anyone and if you attempt to stoke me go right ahead. You probably don't have a life of your own. You might as well get with the program that made you think you were a psychicandmakeyourselfuseful

  • BORG=Biblicals Origins Religious Groups

  • YOU WILL SERVICE US.

    GIGGITYGOO

  • @liamsp544 best comment ever LOL

  • @liamsp544

    NWO.

    U will eat yummy and delicious green gooo.

  • why is resistance futile i don't understand?

  • We are Justin Bieber. Lower your standards and surrender your taste. We will add your grammy and music votes to our own. Your ipods will adapt to play me. Resistance is futile.

  • @thePrydesopinion Taste is irrelevent, quality of music is irrelevent! you must comply!

  • @thePrydesopinion Most epic comment I have seen in a while.

  • @thePrydesopinion Why do u stupid idiots insist in bringing up Justin Beiber in every video possible. Your just adding to his fame. you stupid morons. This is STAR TREK!!! what does JB have to do with it SHEEESH, Idiots.

  • @thePrydesopinion xD Best thing I've heard all day.

  • We are the Borg. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile ...

  • we are the communists. Lower your wepons and surrender your freedom. we will make sure your freedom and individualality will be dissolved. your ways will be used to profit us. resistance is futile. comply or will nuke your sorry selfs.

  • FROM THE TANAKA INSTITUTE OF NEUROLOGISTS: I have developed the method that beats any device in a form of sonda... The idea come from those who wear the wire outside the brain...Instead of removing the aparatus, or the obvious, requesting permition from any queen... we installed a wire that scramble the emissions right outside the brain and that no matter if they put it back or not remains illegible to any other person.

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  • actually Islam inherently does not allow the charging of interest on money loaned, which is why it is so hated by "free" nations. All religions are simply a symbolic system for removing the ego control from one's life... the details are used by the powers that be to cause arguments and disagreements but the sages all said to be like them, not to worship them.. the establishment changed it to "worship them" and give us money to do so....

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  • 52 people are fucking federation

  • Have you noticed every single time in TNG and Voyager,everytime The Borg adapt to a phaser shot one of the crew have to waste time reminding us,"They've adapted",YEAH,WE KNOW LOL.

  • How weird this is to real life.

  • The United States is the Borg.

  • A bit like being indoctrinated

  • We are the USA and we will take you oil. Resistance is futile. From this moment foward, just like always... you will all service us.

  • This sounds exactly like what at&t is doing to t-mobile

  • I desire to be assimilated O.o

  • "From this time forward, you will service us."

    Giggidy!

  • Vengo de Taringa! D:

  • ASSIMILATING CONTROL .

  • It's funny how similar the Borg are to some world religions :X

  • @TurboDally: Yeah and governments

  • @steffenla4 Oh gosh, don't you bring up teh govts too :X But I think the comment below me about the "We are the democracy, lower your shield..." sounds pretty damned close to reality. Prepare to be ASSimilated...

  • "We are ignorant kids that think we know anything. Debate is futile. Agree with our opinions or be trolled."

  • We are the Borg,lower your sheilds.We have come to 'assimilate' Every White country,and ONLY White countries,with the 3rd World in order to create a 'blended humanity' in ONLY White countries.

    Your life,as it has been is over.From this time forward White children will become minorities in their own countries.

    White people,don't surrender YOUR country.

    Don't blend away your biological distinctiveness,it's Genocide

    REFUSE 'Assimilation'

    RESISTANCE IS FURTILE !!!!

    whiterabbitradio (dot) net

  • @zombiekiller117 You whites are the fucking Borg

  • @mysty0 I had a look at your youtube channel.

    Nowhere does the bible command that Every White country,and ONLY White countries,be FLOODED with 3rd Worlders who the White people are expected to 'assimilate' (inter-marry) in order to create a 'blended humanity' where White children no longer exist

    Asian countries for asians

    Black countries for blacks

    White countries for Everybody

    It's not 'diversity',it's Genocide

    Anti-racism is just a codeword for ANTI-WHITE

  • @zombiekiller117 Nowhere in the bible did it say for whites to commit a sociopathic homicidal killing spree raping and pillaging as it went in the quest for empire and assimilating everyone into your way of life.., but of course.., that wasnt genocide right?

    Fark.., right now whites are in the process of confiscating what little "reseravtion" lands the Australian Aboriginals and shoving them off and then you whites go up in arms because you have blacks in your towns

    UNFUKNBLVBLE!!

  • @mysty0 Is that it ?

    Is that your justification for supporting GENOCIDE ?

    Yes,it is true that Britain had many colonies.Finland had no colonies.Yet both Britain and Finland (like Every White country,and ONLY White countries) are FLOODED with millions of 3rd Worlders in order to create a 'blended humanity' in ONLY White countries.

    You don't have a problem with 3rd Worlders being in Australia,you ONLY have a problem with White people in Australia.

    You're not anti-colonial,just ANTI-WHITE.

  • @zombiekiller117 So Australia is a White country is it? Its morons like you that wail on about minorities in your country then in the next breathe defend South Africa's Apartheid regime and the untold millions of Blacks who were just gunned for for late night police entertainment..., your ethics are screwed up and you think I should empathise with your cause? A cause which is blatantly racist and white supremacist at its roots!

    Now you know how it feels to watch your culture eroded away!

  • @mysty0

    Blacks have Black countries.

    Asians have Asian countries.

    If you don't consider Australia to be a White country,could you enlighten all of us and tell us which countries are White ?

    Anti-racism is just a codeword for ANTI-WHITE

  • @zombiekiller117 So Australian Aboriginals dont deserve their own space? 

  • @mysty0

    How does FLOODING Australia with millions of people from the 3rd World help aboriginals have 'their own space' ?

    How does FLOODING countries such as Finland with millions of 3rd Worlders help aboriginals have 'their own space' ?

    In fact doesn't bringing in millions of people from the 3rd World only decrease the probability of aboriginals getting 'their own space' ?

    'Anti-racism' is just a codeword for ANTI-WHITE.

  • @zombiekiller117 There never has been any intention of letting us have our own space so as long as Im alive my vote will continue to go in favor of multiculturalism.., and my children will do the same.

    If we cant have our own state of being I dont see why now you ask me to respect yours!

    are you brits really this stupid? I been speaking to a few of you lately and its like you think the world is your divine right of inheritance or something

  • @mysty0

    Why do you moari's care about aboriginals in Australia ?

  • @zombiekiller117 Its beside the point, you have successfully squirmed your way out of my questions like the coward you are, so much for whites being more intelligent ^^

    Your screwed, you know it, the muslims have whites over the table with your anal cavities lubricated. The moment you attack muslims all hell will break loose and while your thinking bout chasing a few "sand niggers" around the desert you will trigger the Red Alliance and more

    Goodbye Europe and USA ^^

  • @mysty0 LOL

    Mean while back in the real world

    Asian countries for asians

    Black countries for blacks

    White countries for Everybody.

    Genocide is a crime under international law.

    There will be plenty of time for Genocide tribunals to investigate Anti-Whites like yourself.

    Anti-racism is just a codeword for Anti-White