hey bert my gamertag for xbox is mark0id. ive seen most of your reveiws and agree with pretty much anything you say about those original nintendo games and final fantasy games. i have enjoyed and wasted a few hours watching your reveiws and videos. if you can please add me on xbox live.
"I'll punch an old lady in the face and steal her purse before making a porno"
OR Remove Her Hat if she's late on her Hat payments lol.
If you don't get it check out 'Remove your Hat' on youtube. Its the worst and best thing to laugh at.
And yes this movie is pretty decent. Thank God they didn't rename it Zack and Miri because all of the whiners thought just the word porno in the title was offensive.
I will say that if you view the movie as a spoof on the screwball comedy, it's pretty good. But otherwise I'd say it wasn't anything special. The first 5-10 minutes were quite hilarious, but the rest was full of cliches and nonsense.
If you're looking for a good comedy about Porn, check out "Orgazmo." Much funnier, and without the gratuitous full frontal (yes, believe it or not, you can make a movie about porn without showing us all the naughty bits).
Also, I don't know anyone in real life who swears as much as the people in these movies!
Well I know everybody here in fuckin Manhattan and fuckin Jersey fuckin talks like that shit. Fuck even the Director of this movie Kevin Smith always brings a bit of that Jersey trash into his movies but I mean that as a good thing. Not the jersey yorker douche but the casual fuckin dude just trying to live his fuckin life without the politically correct people trying to fuckin control everything and take away the fun.
I honestly think it's KS's best since Clerks!
DaveTheUseless 2 years ago
hey bert my gamertag for xbox is mark0id. ive seen most of your reveiws and agree with pretty much anything you say about those original nintendo games and final fantasy games. i have enjoyed and wasted a few hours watching your reveiws and videos. if you can please add me on xbox live.
Mark0id 2 years ago
Sadly, most peoples girlfriends are stuck up catholic prudes.
makunouchi95 3 years ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
I also give it a 8 out of 10...INCHES UP YOUR ASS FIJBERTO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
koko996 3 years ago
Kevin Smith is a god. I love all his movies
jumblejunkie 3 years ago
It's cool that Elizabeth Banks gave you a boner.
I got a boner today, too, but it was only because I got to make out with a drunk girl.
WIN!
ThermostatAgreeable 3 years ago
hahaha win indeed... as long as she didn't puke on your precious sock afterwards.
fijberto 3 years ago
haha I made out with 4 girls but they were all sober. TOP THAT!
MasterBORRACHO 2 years ago
"I'll punch an old lady in the face and steal her purse before making a porno"
OR Remove Her Hat if she's late on her Hat payments lol.
If you don't get it check out 'Remove your Hat' on youtube. Its the worst and best thing to laugh at.
And yes this movie is pretty decent. Thank God they didn't rename it Zack and Miri because all of the whiners thought just the word porno in the title was offensive.
IMOVAHERE 3 years ago
she was in '40 year old virgin'
E2theBizzle 3 years ago
excellent review
have you've seen my new video yet =)?
sk8terhoy 3 years ago
Yeah I do want to see this movie.
Iconbuster57 3 years ago
I would gladly make a porno to pay off my depts but that's just me.
starsoldier1 3 years ago
I will say that if you view the movie as a spoof on the screwball comedy, it's pretty good. But otherwise I'd say it wasn't anything special. The first 5-10 minutes were quite hilarious, but the rest was full of cliches and nonsense.
XSC3 3 years ago
If you're looking for a good comedy about Porn, check out "Orgazmo." Much funnier, and without the gratuitous full frontal (yes, believe it or not, you can make a movie about porn without showing us all the naughty bits).
Also, I don't know anyone in real life who swears as much as the people in these movies!
XSC3 3 years ago
haha jizz master 0, I love that movie.
fijberto 3 years ago
Well I know everybody here in fuckin Manhattan and fuckin Jersey fuckin talks like that shit. Fuck even the Director of this movie Kevin Smith always brings a bit of that Jersey trash into his movies but I mean that as a good thing. Not the jersey yorker douche but the casual fuckin dude just trying to live his fuckin life without the politically correct people trying to fuckin control everything and take away the fun.
Mall rats fuckin rock dude.
IMOVAHERE 3 years ago
You're a buffoon. They're all gonna laugh at you.
EmperorEva0001 3 years ago
lol i seen this movie its hilarious.
sciphon27 3 years ago
1st!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jleroux2323 3 years ago