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  • This video NEEDS more VIEWS

  • OMG :D 0:36 I hope u like pain :D LOL

  • So are these originally from the Tekken 5 commercials? either way they're hilarious!

  • @NightCrawler358

    If they are not from tekken 5 commercials that means that they would be more funny ?? If you played this game you will find it way more fucking funny : )

  • sitting here laughing

  • 0:30 = best xD

  • Hahahaha Yeahhh!!!!

  • The black dude is priceless!

  • this is the best video ever

  • this is bruce lee try outs

  • jhajhajhjhjhajhajhahahjhaa  i never lose xDDDD

  • "I hope you like pain" is the best. Those low kicks and then he falls and plays it off. Oh I'm good. He did have a great dramatic face when he said I hope you like pain.

  • My Favorite is the Back Flip Guy and the Roundhouse Kick, ohhh scary ^^

  • tekken 5.

  • best 1 is da fat guy dat cant break da board

  • even for millions of dollars , i would certainely not FIGHT THEM !

  • my favorite guy is the numchuk guy he tried to play it off hahahaha lol:")

  • I NEVER LOSE!

  • tekken 5!

  • lmao

  • the provoking line is just too far away to match the actual act kahkahkahkah...

  • 0:38 great for kicking midgets :P

  • lisin carefuly as the fat guy does the roll

    anybody else hear that cracking?

  • Still Funny, no matter how many time I watch it!

  • yes, these were actually individual tekken 5 advertisements. not actually martial arts auditions. and, unfortunately, this includes afro ninja.

  • the first guy is a comedian

  • what kinda wood is this?

  • the first guy is like, IM BITCH SLAP U ASS HOLE!!!! LMFAO

  • Whoa whoa whoa! Afro ninja was made as a joke! My whole world is broken and dismayed! NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

  • 1:22 - sounds like the guy's in pain XD

  • I'll show you tough, hey! hey! hey!

  • Are they drunk

  • This is sad... There is a chimp who could totally kick their asses.

  • the monday is the best

  • The guy at the end...LOL!!!!

  • This is fuckin gold thanku for sharing piss funny! The nun chucka guy looks like cuba gooding junior in Coming to america

  • watch at 1:21 the guys back cracks

  • anyone know where i can find the full audition of the first guy?

  • fukin awesome,, that dude that knocked himself out was a real badass,,, definately gonna favorite this shit,,, i need more!!!!!

  • the best fucking video here on youtube

    i hardly cant breath for laughing ;)

  • Perfectly hilarious !

  • this is hillarious ..ahahaha akakakaa

  • lolz,.... so...who got the job? XD

    AFRO NINJA ROX!!!

  • Ass kicked by rubber Ninja torso: Priceless!

  • I HOPE YOU LIKE PAIN LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL where do they find these people.

  • these guys epic fail

  • OMG, this is too awesome for words!!

  • haha busted face :P

  • the afro ninja owns!!! hahahaha

  • ahahah

  • lol...

  • hahaha

  • ROFL 0:09!!!!

  • I NEVER LOSE!=)))

  • χαχαχαχαχαχα!!!!! Fuck that is sooooo funny...

  • ahahahah!!!

  • OMG LMFAO,,,,,,ahahahahaha....so sad this is.....hahahahaha.....

  • ha ha! So funny!

  • watch it...the guy at 0:38 has a mean kick to the knees...kick your Patella right off....ROTFLMAO!!!! (in tears...)

  • hhhhhhhhhhhhAAAAA!!! hahaha

  • I HOPE YOU LIKE PAIN!!!

  • too funny almost cried

  • wat kinda wood is this?!

  • afro dude is the best... also the guy with the apple... how ambitius was that??? lol

  • the "I hope you like pain" guy is the most funny because of the squealing noises he makes every time he does a sissy-kick.

  • Dude it works better with your shoe OFF. But then again, if it's plywood, then it's a fat chance.

  • This always makes me laugh.

  • afro ninja the best XD

  • wow awesome

  • You want me to show you tough, i'll show you tough. HAY HAY HAY HAY HAY HAY HAY....

  • 'I never lose!' Haha, sounds like a dubbed martial-arts film.

  • Bruce Lee is alive ;)

  • LMFAO i never laughed this hard in a long time especially the afro dude his failed attempt to do a back flip and next thing you know he lands on his head ROFLMAO. AND more importantly I HOPE YOU LIKE PAIN. LMFAO this is going to my favourites

  • Lmao i love the guy with the nunchucks that tries a backflip... and lands on his face :P

  • LOL. Second last guy tried some spinning-jump-kick to kick the apple. His leg doesn't even get high enough to hit the dummy.

  • afro is soooooo funny

  • you guys are gonna like this

  • funny but could be fake auditions except for afro ninja's. all backgrounds are the same gray curtain except his. nonetheless funny. Enjoy it.

  • I HOPE YOU LIKE PAIN!! EH EH EH EH

  • that was so funnyyy i know someone who tryed out

  • HAHAHAHA at 32 seconds!!

  • HAHAHAHAHA "WHAT KINDA WOOD IS THIS?"

  • Afro-Chucks!!!

  • HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY!

  • ROFL ROFL LMAO LMAO AT 0:51 lmao lmao

    in all fairness he tried to carry on XD lmao

    oh i 4got ROFL LMAO LMAO LOL

  • Afro ninja knows shit

  • Wow... some of them were strong, none of them were flexible.

  • what kind of wood is this??

  • I hope you like pain

  • guy with the numchucks is my favorite

  • "I never lose" must have been the most pathetic martial arts impression ever!

  • In all fairness to the shirtless bald guy, he DID make the apple fall, and I DID like it.

  • Poor nun-chucks (or however you spell it) dude. He was ace! Give him a medal!

  • It's Afro Ninja.

  • Noo... How sad was this.

  • OMFGLMAO! The last one is the funniest!

  • idiots make videos fun!

  • LOL "wut kind of wood is this???"

  • oh man i really entertained by this video !!! hillarious

  • so these are chuck norris auditions? -___- this is just pathetic

  • uahauhauahuahauhauahauh sfigati XDXD

  • hahahhahah 2 last guys are LMAO

  • lool... i think they were drunk,... but anyway... funny vid

  • LOL

  • I hope you like pain, yeah not more than you do ! sucker ...

  • I never lose!!!!!! lmao. funniest thing in a long time. That was hilarious

  • I HOPE YOU LIKE PAIN , HOU ADAHOU

  • i never loose

  • i think the guy flippping witht the afro might just be one of the funniest things i have ever seen in my life.

  • couldn't agree more

  • agreed

  • You guys clearly don't get it. The real Kung Fu master in this video was the wooden dummy.

  • Thanks for sharing your wisdom, now I can understand it all :D

  • Hm... That would explain how he knocked the guy in the green shirt to the ground twice, dodged the third guy and the apple guy, All with no arms or legs.

  • rofl i think i could take those guys

  • I think my grandmother could take those guys.

  • funn how some of them are like 40 and 14 and 24 ROFL

  • what a bunch of tards!!!

  • oh my god, the guy douign the backflip amazingly funny. The funny part is when he tried to get up and stumbles WHILE lobbing his nunchuck, lol so funny

  • che seghe !!!

  • if this is how the average person fights, no wonder muggers got it so easy.

  • rofl, but hey, at least the apple fell off! :D

  • This is funny! but has anyone noticed that the backgrounds are all the same except when the black guy goes. Other than that its funny.

  • pussy

  • Lmao.

  • Cool! :DDD :D ROFL This is real kung-fu masters :) 5 stars.

  • black guy the best

  • what kind of wood is this!!!

    lol!

  • I NEVER LOSE! I HOPE YOU LIKE PAIN!

  • the black was stunned and still tried to use his chucs! ha ha ha

  • lmao we was watchin this at ma taekwondo school after class yesterday lol i wonder if they ment 2 do this or they just suck that bad

  • Fat guy at the end cracks me up,"what kind of wood is this" hahaha

  • OMG!!!!!! The Black Guy was well funny! TOO FUNNY!! And the bloke who tried the jumpin roundhouse that fell intut background! lol. WHY DO IT? they obviously never done it b4. Still funny as hell!

  • I hope you like pain! EY! EY! EY! EY!

    Ir was painful just to watch that XD

  • Age is a terrible thing..

    You feel like a young man inside, but then you try to pull some stunt like this, and your body just isn't up for it anymore.

    Second to last guy was succesful though: He got the apple down. Showed it who was boss.

  • lol, I don't think age is the problem here...I think total suckage is the problem here XD

  • "I hope you like pain!" - amazing

  • that fat guy at the end sounded like he broke his neck haha

  • lol what the hell? Did these guys even practice?...ever? :S

  • ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL DUDE

  • funny bunch of idiots

  • ROFLMAO @ 28 seconds!! ROFL hahahahaha this is one of my favorite vids now lol

  • i think even i could do better than that! lol

    "i NEVER lose!"

  • "what the hell is this??" XD priceless

  • Grande maestro "afro" ,el mejor.

    jajajajajajajajajajajaja......­...............

  • wow.. so these guys are for real?

    *sigh*

  • Ugh. Disgusting. I take Martial Arts and this is kind of stuff we try NOT to do. Funny vid, horrible auditions. Nuff said

  • You wanna see tough? I'll show you tough. Pfft.

  • Afro ninja is the best

  • Young viewers, this happens when you don´t went to school and end as an old, homless, no future, pathetic bum. So stay in school !!.

  • totally agree with you.

  • dont went to school? hahahahahaha, someone needs to take their own advice.

  • haha i was about to write the same thing

  • maybe you should go back to school and revise that whole statement you just made.

  • afro guy is hilarious

  • omg solche Assis

  • The black guy

  • i wouldnt wanna mess with these guys...they're tougher than they look ;)

  • dude fell on his face lol

  • i noticed none of the people hosting the audition didnt laugh.

    is that part of their job? cuz i'd of been fired hella fast lmaaao

  • These guys are Kung Fu masters, they actually put there victims in a false sense of security. I recon they make there move when there wood-be victims vistit them in hospital after Ku fu men injuring them-selves.

  • the fourth one looked like he had like hemroids or sumthing lol and he couldnt lift his leg

  • one day i hope to reach the heady heights of these masters. the dedication and commitment to their respective arts is awe inspiring. Please supply me with contact details. 6 stars all the way!!!!

  • What's the story behind these guys. What were they auditioning for a low budget movie? Obviously they didn't take their skills too seriously.

  • LMAO "What the hell IS this, metal?!"

  • when the man done a back flip he hit his head on the floor hahahaha lol

  • Nigga is the best!

  • Shame on u !

  • LMAO!!!!

  • Quality, 'I hope you like pain' lol

  • Too funny! HAHAhaha...you alright? 'Yeah, Im good'.

    Hahaha.