Salesman In The Mirror

[SirHipster]

6:06 background to the right ;)

[alonsovalenciavisbal]

man so telling. I used to be like that myself. Here is the deal, when you are depressed you think, you are trash, thats the bottom line. But heres the trick, BE YOURSELF, no matter how exotic you are, dont give a shit. The people that talk shit about you, well dont give a f*ck about it, cause you know what? you are what you are. Get into the party (where you wanna be, not where they wanna be), dance, drink, and to some chick, BINGO. Note: muppets represent the unsureness. FB represents nothing.

[jakayboy]

Why did she want a baby? Why did that happen?

[YellowSSS]

Damn Hipsters..

[TheGregoryGUY]

this guy has a familiar voice. idk where I've heard it though

[loofah76dbk]

You, have 500 Facebook friends, my friend. 500. His mantra says it all about communication today.

[HeartInArrest7]

bedak -_-

[IcySkeptic]

Gross.

I can't believe she kissed him after he threw up.

[Vendeta24]

she didn't see him throw up but i see your point thats gross indeed.

[wary97]

6:13

[CadenBurleson]

The fight club esque music is flippin sweet! I <3 Fight Club.

[azizmalhas]

brilliant 

[Tijnas617]

Why is every single one of these videos fucking depressing to watch?! Can't people be happy and imaginative?!

[satanisback]

@Tijnas617 because life isn't nice most of the time. This video was quite imaginative and if it's depressing then it's yourself who's to blame because I found it rather funny.

If you want happy, imaginative videos I can recommend The Teletubbies. Search it, I think you'll like it

[strychninecologne]

@satanisback if you found this video funny then i'm sorry but it's something wrong with you, not us

[satanisback]

@strychninecologne funny isn't the right word, you're right. 'Interesting' is a better word, but 'depressing'?

[strychninecologne]

@satanisback definitely agreed on interesting and while 'depressing' is a bit harsh it is rather bleak. sounds like we should both agree to change our adjectives, haha.

[Tijnas617]

@satanisback The Teletubbies were indeed a pleasure to watch, however I doubt this video's supposed to be funny.

Life isn't nice most of the time, so why make it even less nice with sad videos?

ah well, I'm not gonna hate, I spose it's well directed and all that stuff, it's just not for me...

[cscdigitalgraphics]

Sometimes, it is better just to live and to enjoy rather than thinking through everything and put justification on every little details of life.

[thebignomnomface]

thats my whole damn life

[cyemorg]

this channel is really good if you like getting sad and crying.

[yakshrek]

makes me think. whats the name of the song in the end?

[derkleinenicolas]

@yakshrek Pony Feelings, by Flor Braier

[AbeRaghad]

Sooooooooo true

[MoiActrice]

She's trying to infect him... that makes a lot more sense...

[AtheistTower]

Being over-analytical doesn't work in your favour for most of your life. Unless you're a scientist.

[TheBenLD]

@AtheistTower what about computer scientist?

[AtheistTower]

@TheBenLD

yeah that included.

[SirGeorge8600]

@AtheistTower So true.

[kordkordkord]

@AtheistTower well that s because when you use the word "over" by definition will be unhelpful.

[PepsiLuvrr]

Wait. So she broke the condom.. So she wanted to have a baby? Ad that was her only goal with him?

[pipinscotty]

@PepsiLuvrr No she denied a call from a man, presumably one she's in a relationship with. She's getting back at him maybe....?

[wera7292]

O.O

[antizac]

Great short! I wish I could hear how other people thought. Is there anybody who doesn't think like the guy in the video?

[Mwayra6]

@antizac yes ;)

[Snaffer01]

Still, from what you can see, I think she has the most perfect body....

[MultiHendo]

id ego superego

[globulle]

@turkmencobra IMHO she's trying to have a baby.

[Lamar154]

@globulle she poked a hole. I never heard or even seen a girl do that to a condom

[globulle]

Nice video, not for children ;)

[pfranks44]

correct me if im wrong but isn’t this switched? The left BRAIN is logical, but the left side of your body is controlled by your right brain... Idk if that really matters but it was bugging me. Loved the video though

[IWantSoundKnowledge]

great! funny I wanted to move to spain. haha maybe this will be me.

[asafox]

i loved the concept... indeed.. i also feel that better is to look at the sad places... and share them... = ] also sharing sexual energy w/ people you feel good about... from inside. take the time to get to know people... take time to get to know yourself... = ] i know it's all kinda preachy... but that's what comes up watching this... one day, a beautiful soul will come into your life... really being in the moment is hard to do... but it's the only thing possible in our condition.. love u. = ]

[tarek004]

can anyone tell me what camera they shoot with?

and what's that song in the ending? it's so cool :)

[kissmarius1]

fuckin' love future shorts :)

[klytaemnistras]

I loved this video. Life resembles art. =D

[VelvetyLoveFolds]

She took some condoms from his wallet and pierced them.

[Ag3m1n1]

@VelvetyLoveFolds because shes got HIV and wanted to kill him or did she want to have a baby?

[Camcontactscom]

Nice short. We're sure a few of our friends have been in similar situations..

[talktomebitch905]

to her surprise he is leaving the country in a couple days....so she cant get that child support money....WIN

[riotgrrrrl1288]

@talktomebitch905 lmao!! good point.

[AndreasZimmerman]

Loved it as well.

[Josse702]

She wants to get prego cuz he's a white hit from the us. She was looking for a better life and dumb ass fucked up he's by try to be what he wasn't. I loved this video

[wardogPC]

@Josse702 Actually he looked like her ex, and she was trying to get back with the dude with the "child card". Life in Spain is better than in the US

[Josse702]

@wardogPC If u were compering her shity life to Spain then your probably right. I like Spain but seriously, she wanted to get prego by that guy so she can have a better life with the white guy. By the looks of she probably would of fu*k any man that looked like he didn't belong their, to escape from their.

[AMockTurtle]

@wardogPC If he didn't want to get back with her, so she felt that she needed to play the "child-card" for them to get back together, why did he call her?

[satanisback]

Loved it

[electroro]

Wait, she has HIV or somethin?

[MoviePlayoffs]

Great short. Felt like I was watching a feature film. Had to stop and remind myself that wasn't the case. Highly entertaining.

[howzeman]

Very good short. Thanks for that.

[tjthaxter]

thought-provoking to say the least - which is more than I can say for a lot of movies I've seen this year

[WhiteHawkUK]

I enjoyed that. Intriguing and quite thoughtful. There are a couple of lines that really stuck with me. Some bits were uncomfortably familiar in an odd way, but I got to feel sorry for him... which made me feel comfortably better off, too.

Not sure if that makes me a good person or not... or just human...

I laughed out loud - I mean really guffawed - at the line beginning "repeat your mantra". Tragic. :)

[skulzone]

This is P.O.V. On a fucking whole 'nother level

[MistaAlban]

Didn't get the ending - IS the girl trying to get pregnant from that guy - OR - it's sort of the opposite - she's trying to infect him with a disease she has (AIDS?)?

[tjthaxter]

@MistaAlban More likely trying to get pregnant cause that would not be an effective way for a girl to infect a guy.

[Kaminix]

Every once in a while, Future Shorts strike gold. Great short.

[JanMarie1007]

Well done short!!! And yes what is song at end!!! FYI those 2 things on his shoulder were only seen to him, as they were metaphorical representations of the dueling voices in his head.

[derkleinenicolas]

@JanMarie1007 Flor Braier's Pony Feelings, check the myspace!

[TheMuffinist]

Does anyone know what's the song near the ending?

[hohomanable]

@TheMuffinist If you find out let me know please

[derkleinenicolas]

@TheMuffinist its Flor Braier's "Pony Feelings" Check out her myspace

[Black9h0enix]

Brilliant



[buttisfoolish]

Hey future shorts please indicate what camera and lenses were used in the films

[punkwc]

Honestly this was scarily realistic of my own thought processes.

[dianac23]

ella tiene sida y está tratando de contagiarlo

[rumblyblu]

how did all the people not notice the 2 things sitting on his shoulder?

[rumblyblu]

@rumblyblu s*

[3catsoup]

Repeat your mantra: "You, have 500 Facebook friends, my friend. 500." This shall be my mantra too.

[QuiteRiQuite]

*a great deal

[QuiteRiQuite]

Rationalizing everything in your life is just a blocking mechanism. For example, when you say, "I'm a normal person with normal problems...and none of my problems are not that big a deal," what is it that you're trying to avoid? Self-pity? Are you scared that people will think less of you for indulging in your thoughts? Well, it's far better to let yourself feel sad than to pretend like you don't have problems, because then you start to feel worse, like this guy...whom I empathize with a great

[Fuzzy192006]

@QuiteRiQuite A great... jellyfish? Y U NO FINISH SENTENCE?

[QuiteRiQuite]

@Fuzzy192006 Blame character count. *a great deal*

[Cdouglas0906]

@QuiteRiQuite Good point.

[T3hTroll]

@QuiteRiQuite thank you. this reminded me of myself

[619Joe182]

well that was fucking depressing, ay?!

[rEvooltStudio]

6.15 Tits in the backround?

[mgchunk]

i don´t have any symapthies with this guy.

[MrAivariokas]

amazing really like it!

[ChazDaSpaz12]

Can you imagine what there babies look like...

[rumblyblu]

@ChazDaSpaz12 their*

[BloodyClownMaggot]

This was awesome!!

[neofiria]

this was good i don't know why but make me feel good lol

[matrixten]

nice



[BrandonLeSann]

Loved it

[1point7g]

great!



[ch99onpsp]

here is come da boom

[forbiddenfoe]

well done, sir

[Jigit18]

Shit why did she pierece the condom? I don't get it

[QuiteRiQuite]

@Jigit18 She's trying to have baby...to hurt her boyfriend?

[ObscureRealm]

@Jigit18 She wanted to get pregnant. I suppose having a child would fill some sort of void in her also depressing life.

[Venom5669]

Interesting way to tell the story. Get a good insight to what a person thinks.

[SeaOfTranquility1]

I love these kind of shorts - more of them please :P

[borisjakovljevic]

And she kissed a man who puked recently! :S

[borisjakovljevic]

You puked on your thumb, man! :D

[Autoworst]

Impressive

[blakerobertss]

that girls a guy...

[AnjoDeGuardaThe4th]

The video i'm uploading takes place in barcelona, should be up in about an hours time.

[luckviewer777]

cool story bro

[86kinky86]

I bet this was written by a woman.

[kordkordkord]

@86kinky86 you don t have to *bet*, there are credits and the ending. and you are wrong lol.

[86kinky86]

@kordkordkord yup, this guy has a mind of a woman. eird.

[Leonisz]

that's the kind of shorts i like;)

[wafLy92]

i'm the 222 viewer :)

[MrBigAssSmile]

It should be on vimeo, not utube. Awesome short!

[boristrap]

@MrBigAssSmile Why not both?^^

[larkrisehobbit]

i used to watch future shorts then a took an arrow to the knee :)

[86kinky86]

@larkrisehobbit do you realy think this is funny?

[gandalfsdealer534]

@86kinky86 do you really think this is no reference to a certain offline rpg that is called skyrim? : )

[jeebersjumpincryst]

@larkrisehobbit u do know that "took an arrow to the knee" is a euphemism for "took a stiffy to yr anus"...?

elle. oh. elle.

[saashadabasha]

you gotta love barcelona

[pripra32]

wow. YAY 4th

[makeshiftwisemonkey]

unreal



[IndoJaps]

2nd

[eminembadreminem]

nice!