Eddie Izzard - Evil Giraffe

[RandomLife427]

I uh.... find him.. kind of ..........sexy

[givefreedom]

78 people are the evil giraffes!!!!!

[MissLovettsHorse]

I'm offensive and I find this a giraffe.

[chio223]

I am a Giraffe and i like this !!

[SolitaireMasta]

He has the best evil laugh ever

[burstfyre20]

Wat sho is this one from

[houseXchase666]

i started doing that walk randomly XD and sooo many people got that

[6FoxyRoxy6]

I am an Eeviil Carnivore! :)

[ballbagbaggins]

have another biscuit sorry

lol

[Yasface711]

EVIL pilot fish. Car..........whoosh Heyyyy evil pilot fish........i know your dad! Ummm pile of dead giraffes ? Thumbs Up if you have a dog that accuses you of war over a biscuit!

[DreadfulAngel666]

FAVORITE ONE.

[MinMin11231]

I love the evil geraff

[Machthall]

@austinhull ooh I cant decide. Evil Giraffe or Crossin out the dead people! Might give it six weeks

[SnareDrummer26]

He says it "Herbivore" rather than how americans say it "Erbivore" BECAUSE THERE'S A FUCKING H IN IT!

[idine08]

@SnareDrummer26 calm down.

[labaret93]

I'm going to start walking like : 1:16 -1:22 :D

[MonsterMo44]

"that's a dog owned by a giraffe" lmao...

[zansarr666]

who are you to judge me?

[alonebbi]

haha so funny guy lol

[austinhull]

This guys not really that funny, Checkout carlin.

[Ganahim]

@austinhull It's a completely different style, so you can't really compare. I like both for different reasons.

[crowbarred]

72 dislikes? are they alien? are they brain-dead? are they Giraffes?

[camish002]

@crowbarred no somebody stole their biscuits

[Hannekexoxo]

@crowbarred Not just giraffes. Evil giraffes. Evil herbivore.

[SalamaJaUkkonen]

This is a good video...well I'm off *Walks English*

[MOTOROLAxoomREVIEWS]

71 people were the giraffes that died

[Faramirel]

@MOTOROLAxoomREVIEWS How did you come up with that one? It makes NO sence!

[yyoveltube]

why do u curse in one of ur jokes?

[jackrebel601]

Where is the clip "In The Beginning........‏", this is part of it!?!

[RockysBabyGirl2011]

Haha

[yyoveltube]

OMG HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!

[ChildOfDarkness12]

one more thing...

"that's a dog owned by a giraffe"

lol

[ChildOfDarkness12]

"i will eat all the leaves on this tree"

[KATIEthePANDAmonkey]

Love when he gallops, or whatever it is that he's doing as a giraffe. I laugh whenever I think of it.  XD

[EtherGuide]

I will eat more leaves than I should

[chairs0fter]

PEOPLE OF THE WORLD!!

[essyization]

I am an evil herbivore xD

[MegaSams7]

Cooooooool

[RedFalconrRF]

please keep the dislikes at 69.....

[IIDigitalCodeII]

@RedFalconrRF I won't keep the dislikes at 69 because I'm an evil herbivore. >: } )

[papaya388]

"I am an evil herbivooo-re" - Have that as my text message signal ^w^

[SiriusPunk]

@papaya388 cool! where did you get it? I want it xD

[papaya388]

@SiriusPunk Recorded it on my phone xD

[chigurh18]

"The only thing of which I shall be incapable is to share the sheiks' mutton with them. I'm a vegetarian, and they must spare me from their meat." Hitler

[GONEmypurpleflapjack]

Any Nerdfighter here?

[LuvDaStuff]

@GONEmypurpleflapjack I'm sure some are :) I'm not but myself but *cross-hands-2-and-2-fingers-t­ogether* sign ;)

[MaeLSTRoM1997]

68 people stole a biscuit

[DeathnoteBB]

@MaeLSTRoM1997 and didn't get another one

[MrNaki77]

Fuckin best stand up ever!!!!

[unicorns11498]

"I will hide berries where no one will see them. Hahaha"

Lmao

[fluffsies1]

And then other giraffes may die...LOL

[lordvimless]

they are called angler fish. lights

[ashermann]

... he's not gay. He's a lesbian trapped in a man's body.

[Thunderbirdmovies]

Gay, but funny as hell!

[HECKproductions]

and other giraffes may die

[MrDellupo]

is he gay??

[xlrious1]

@MrDellupo yes he is a homosexual...but that doesnt matter

[HarleyQuinnHaha1]

@xlrious1 He's straight actually or as he puts it "a lesbian trapped in a man's body"

[Cell13A]

@xlrious1 I thought he was considered a straight transvestite



[dipankar06]

"Thats how a fish walks if he's english"..... :D

[IamIndeedLayingAnEgg]

There's never been another comedian like Eddie Izzard. It's not just that he's insanely hilarious. It's that he's so different. He doesn't prattle on about sex or public transport or any of that "relatable" comedy. Not that there's anything wrong with that,. I'm just saying that like Monty Python, he's not afraid to experiment and be different, and thank god, because this is just about the funnies stuff on Youtube. All hail the Izzard and his brilliant transvestitey ways.

[fowzie777]

@IamIndeedLayingAnEgg - transvestite is just a polite way of saying fucked in the head....

[IamIndeedLayingAnEgg]

@fowzie777 That's a stereotypical point of view. Saying someones fucked in the head because they don't follow some stupid rules about what shape of fabric we have to stick on our bodies to keep warm is idiotic. You might as well go around saying that any guy with long hair is a fag you moron.

[Crossaix]

@fowzie777 fowzie777 is just a polite way of saying retard...

[BobDrums78]

They really should bring THE RICHES back to TV. If you don't know what Eddie Izzard show that was, watch an episode online

[TenshiChihuahua]

That was one camp giraffe

[z17frozentoast]

i guess 66 people.... nah, overused joke. and i stole a biscuit???

[labaret93]

I'd go vegan for a day just to say I'm an evil herbivore

[thepowerfulwords]

Eddie Izzard is definitely an interesting person. A very intelligent comedian.

[apo5]

This guy is the best :D

[crizyheartschucks]

"That's a dog owned by a giraffe."

I fuckin' died. xD

[KittehKaticus]

64 people aren't owned by English Giraffes.

[iReaSc]

64 people thought by disliking it, it would stop the evil giraffes coming after them ;D

[neilmcarthur]

It's true... most people seem think he's hilarious. My heroes are Peter Cook + Dudley Moore, Billy Connelly ( the earlier stuff ), Woody Allen, Larry David, John Cleese, John Bird and John Fortune, and Paul Whitehose and his team. Oh and Count Arthur Strong.

[FXRaah]

@neilmcarthur thanks for sharing.

[neilmcarthur]

I just don't get Eddie Izzard at all. Not remotely funny, or even amusing.

[latigremusic]

@neilmcarthur You really think so? You are probably the first person I have ever heard say that.

[danceintherain01]

@latigremusic I find that people of below average intelligence don't enjoy Eddie Izzard. His jokes often require thought, and many people don't use their brains. He is hilarious, you just have to understand it.

[latigremusic]

@danceintherain01 Yes, I agree. It does require intelligence to find him humorous.

[TheMandarklaughs]

"who are you to judge me?"<--- pure awsomeness

[HavokAddict]

I will eat more leaves than I should. Then other giraffes may die. Muahahaha. :3

[mendy84knoez]

@zeeslag123 definitely one of the bet comments I've ever read

[stopthehatechild]

I can't look at this guy for more than five seconds.

[OleBentsen220]

@stopthehatechild Sounds like you've got some preconceived notions to come to terms with there, mister. "He's wearing a red shiny shirt and make-up?! Well, screw him then, for that offends me, and I shall refuse to receive potential humorous quotes from this shiny make-up man!". Anyway, too bad, have fun with other things.

[manobilification]

...that was a dog, owned by a giraffe.

[Deja1977]

hahahahaahaha, LOVE the giraffe impressions he does...and the dog with the Who r u to judge me? LMAO, dogs really have that look.

[TheMegaJadeishere]

XD I love his Evil Laugh

[StrangerMoontail]

"Who are you to judge me?"

My favoritest line ever. :'D

[tinxybaby93]

"I am an evil herbivore..."

[tnkrbell96]

I will eat all the leaves on this tree. I will eat more leaves than i should. Then some giraffes may die...aha ha ha ha ha I am an evil herbivore! I will hide berries where no one will find them!!!! xD

[er4g0n91]

People of the world!

[snowcloud8]

angler fish...yeah the females r UGLY!

[Tatheir]

61 people hid berries where other's had seen them.

[cheifburninggrass]

one time i was attacked by a giraffe-it tried to eat me.

[0x0maddie0x0]

haha "the lost python". he would have totally fit with the monty troupe.

[nellycecilialee]

I'm laughing so hard, I can't breathe!

[TrojanPridee]

i love his giraffe lips! haha

[TsukiKira]

I love his giraffe lips lmao

"Who are you to judge me?" lmao!!

This is good stuff

[NowheremanBand]

He would make a great super villian.

[pdmexpress05]

@NowheremanBand watch the new (terrible) version of 'day of the triffids'. he totally does. and almost saves the movie.

[jasonissober]

dog~~~~~~~

[VitaNuovaRevolution]

I wish I could train my dog to say that. I totally would.

[ErnieBlackle]

Actually the dog biscuit/human genoside thing is quite... real

[kwokydow2]

@ErnieBlackle That's why it's funny.

[KristinVincent]

@ErnieBlackle That's the point, numbnuts.

[Howlngwolff]

crying from laughing so hard i love him!

[sexybethizit09]

' YOU BAD BOG!'

and the dog says 'who are you to judge me ?

you human beings have had genocide, war against people of different colours,religions.

And i stole a bisicuit IS THAT A CRIME?PEOPLE OF THE WORLD!?' :)

[Giordie666]

5 people below are trying to be funny and are failing

[kanochain]

4 people below are trying to be funny and are failing.

[UzumakiGirl08]

56 people ARE the evil giraffe

[ShadowXII]

56 people had all their leaves eaten.

[noirmeitte]

56 people ate more leaves than they should

[Godren0]

56 people can't relate to an evil giraffe

[Caulfieldrocks]

This is the worst comedy I have ever heard.

[RawValentine]

only eddie can do an evil giraf! xD

[theseldomseenkid1]

Eddie Izzard, a beautifully funny man, with an extraordinary mind.

[CalvinKuo17]

OMG! XD

[Sirromap]

it's October 28, beware the vicious giraffe!!

[zeeslag123]

technically Hitler was an evil herbivore

[USAFuturePilot]

@zeeslag123 lol i never thought of that...thats awesome xD

[DialonS]

@zeeslag123 hahahahaha, nice one

[superhamzah85]

@zeeslag123

Actually a myth, he ate meat.

[zeeslag123]

@superhamzah85 I know, I saw it on QI but I just couldn't resist. :P

[superhamzah85]

@zeeslag123

Hah I got it from QI too.

[superhamzah85]

@zeeslag123

Well, very rarely.

[Mullahgrrl]

@zeeslag123 Not really.

[Promiser7709]

@zeeslag123 Technically he was an omnivore that chose not to eat meat.

[ZarlanTheGreen]

@Promiser7709 Nope. Hitler ate meat. The whole "Hitler was a vegetarian"-thing, is a myth.

[OutAtTheShow]

@zeeslag123 Technically, he wasn't, although he approved of vegetarianism.

[MrFuckNoobs]

@zeeslag123 Technically, Hitler was not a vegetarian. Hitler's publicists needed propaganda to make him more humane and relatable to the German citizens when the democracy movement started. At MOST he was semi-vegetarian. (Eats meat every now and then)

I don't understand how anyone can believe that someone with such fucked up ethics as Hitler would be a vegetarian... It's in the same field as believing and/or stating that the holocaust never happened, it's ridiculous.

anyway, have a nice day.

[sharonmary]

@MrFuckNoobs because of course all vegetarians are perfect and have great morals and ethical standards, and of course, all non-vegetarians are quintessentially evil, unmoral and have no ethical conscience...

[Martial024]

We carnivores have no need for morals, we eat the weak!!! Rawr!!!

[Martial024]

@MrFuckNoobs Are you implying that eating meat or vegetables depicts your morality? I eat nothing but meat and fruit, corn every once in a great while.

Am I out robbing people and committing murder? Come on now.... Someones diet has little to do with how they treat other people, some hippies excluded of course.

[MrFuckNoobs]

@Martial024 Different times and different morals-- it's really that fucking simple.

i am honestly to tired to explain to you what should be common sense. maybe if actually thought about it for two seconds; ask your great grandparents why they wouldn't eat meat... because they didn't want to kill a animal

A man that is capable of killing millions does not give a fuck about a animal dieing so he can eat. I don't understand how people don't think that why.. Do you believe 9/11 is terrorism to?

[awesomerthanuall]

@MrFuckNoobs epic name



[ZRadach]

@zeeslag123 prove it

[itsfable]

@zeeslag123 Evil giraffes = evil herbivores

Hitler = evil herbivores

Hitler = evil giraffe

[pophits]

@itsfable

I'm surprised that wasn't in the video! lol!

[Chibirisu44]

@itsfable

lol

epic!

[BrunetteNinja12]

@itsfable Dude, he was an evil vegetarian. He ate dairy.

[ElPlonk0]

@itsfable Hitler wasn't actually vegetarian though, it's a common misconception.

[itsfable]

@ElPlonk0 That may be so, however, Eddie Izzard here makes a joke about evil herbivores, and he also made a joke about Hitler being an herbivore at some point. Now, seeing as that my comment was a comment on this video, which features Eddie Izzard, it follows that my comment is relevant to this video (and its contents) and not to what may or may not be true.

[MerchantOfMenace1]

@zeeslag123 and he actually didn't have a body, it was all one long neck.

[msmusic4evr]

@zeeslag123 Hitler actually was vegetarian

[Laiquenkake]

@msmusic4evr well he wasn't his favourit dish was white sausage known as Weißwurst. True story. But I think he ate more sausages then he should. In fact he's still evil

[goth1agw1omw]

@zeeslag123 Hitler wasn't actually vegetarian.

[chigurh18]

@goth1agw1omw Yes he was

[goth1agw1omw]

@chigurh18 No, he really wasn't. This was something that came about years ago when vegetarianism was frowned upon and people joked about it but it got taken seriously and continues to this day. He was actually quite a firm meat eater.

[chigurh18]

@goth1agw1omw lol ffs he was definitely a veggie mate

[Slycooper14]

56 people commited crimes by stealing biscuits and not liking this video

[zait12]

56 people's leafs got eaten by an evil giraffe.

[todddeth]

@zait12 EEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR­RRRRRRR!

[pacskye]

totally funny stuff, I love this bit.

[Zee103700]

I am an evil herbavore!!

[siggster03]

LMAOOO who are you to judge me? YOU, human beings have had genocide, war against ppl with different creeds, colors, religions... and I stole a biscuit?! Is that a crime? PEOPLE OF THE WORLD!

[MrJorgeJones]

That's how a fish walks if he's English.

[stagedivebert]

what a shame, 56 people just missed the 'like' button

[TehSexualDeviant]

I like his shoes. :I

[AlexisCapri]

lol his impression of a giraffe walking is incredibly accurate

[kittyfool101]

i am a evil herbavore.....

[ghtjdjdhfjeosnvcurth]

Anybody seen Day of the Triffids? Eddie can actually do evil pretty well!

[TheDicloniusninja]

I love Eddie Izzard XD

[TheLoneDevil]

I wonder what it's like to be for 10 seconds in his head :D

[EpicFailGuitarist]

"And I stole a biscuit?!"

That entire sequence made me laugh so hard that several people came over to look at my screen, see what was so funny. I am now in a room full of people listening to Eddie's hilarious comedy. Not a bad start to a day.

[AzeyAze]

thumbs up if you eat leaves

[RutilusEquus]

God I love Eddie, genius!

[SaraCufer]

Is that a crime? People of the world!

[newsearching]

So THAT'S where the "I am an evil herbivore" thing came from! :D

[BroWhatever]

Woof... Woof. A biscuit thank you.

[TheyMakeMeHappy]

I love what the dog said xD

[Slycooper14]

no, it's a car coming towards me! ahhhhhh! *vooosh* aaaaaaaayyy....bloody pilot fish...you..evil pilot fish!...

[SongDragonHeart]

I have no constructive criticism besides 'lol'. The ever popular response. X3

[yourstruly1211]

this KILLS me ! whenever i'm feeling down, i watch this video. cracks me up EVERY time.

[DroopyMedic]

54 people missed the like button.

[boldbulkhead]

thats a dog owned by a giraffe...