How to be american

[XxxSakura101]

lmfao, who cares if they are just stereotypes? It's funny as hell. xD

[edgar0001]

real human rights issue ignored:

LIBYA- NATO- rebels: ethnic cleansing of the town of Tawerga with 10,000 inhabitans !

Look how intelligently the newspaper manipulates ethnic cleansing in the title !

telegraph.  co. uk/news/worldnews/africaandind­ianocean/libya/8754375/Gaddafi­s-ghost-town-after-the-loyalis­ts-retreat.html officer of the rebels: "We said if they didn't go, they would be conquered and imprisoned. Every single one of them has left, and we will never allow them to come back."

[xxxxxDIABLOxxx]

why would anyone none american would fucking like to be fuckin american? that's stupid! they wanna be fat is that what you're fuckin' sayin? huh? huh??? by the way, just commenting. i haven't watched the vid so, i don't really know what's goin' on LOL! and i don't even read the other comments, so i have no idea what's goin' on. i just want to ask why the hell would someone want to be fuckin fucked up in the ass fucked american? LOL! peace, god bless your shitty ass.

[XxMadWorldsxX]

1. I dont fist pound, i hug! :)

2. I only eat fast food when their is nothing in my house to eat and im practically starving.

3. I dont drink.

But you got the "dude" and "car" thing dead on. I have a big ass car and saying the word "dude" is a very bad habit of mine. Nice video, it was funny. XD

[iloveroxasaxeldemyx]

Haha, I'm from the USA and I think this funny. People need to lighten up... :'c

I don't fit any of these stereotypes- except I say "dude," but I live in the northeast, not California, hah- and I still think it's funny~

[SkyGaruda]

Dude you are soooo UGLY!

[JewlyPuff]

I don't want to hear about how to be an american from some brit!

your not even a good brit!! wheres your tea??!?!?!!!!??

xDDDD

yeah, srsly, the burger jokes been done, welcome to 1995, bro, dude,w/e

[doctorw2]

i visited california and i will never visit there again, i have never encountered so many brain dead ill tempered and ill mannered tossers in my life!

[buiboyy]

this is really insulting.

[Jay333]

funny video, but i'm starting to get tired of this the whole "all americans are fat" view that the rest of the world seems to have.

[billy1303]

If you follow this guys *rules* then you're going to look like a jackass. If you think you are correct though, then I have to say this. If you go to his country then never floss or brush your teeth. You want to have the most crooked and rotten teeth in all of the U.K. Just drink a shit load of sugary tea, and never clean your teeth. You're a fucking idiot who has never been over here. I've ate fast food 3 times in my life. Don't say dude to anyone, and shake people's hand (not fist pound).

[StevenTylersjadewolf]

XD This makes me giggle... most of it's dead on! 

[MrLaGuy96]

Speaking as an L.A. native:

1. I hardly ever eat fast food.

2. I own a Honda Civic that gets 35 mpg and walk to work every day 30 minutes each way.

3. I usually order local brews when I'm in a bar. The only time I drink Bud Light is when playing drinking games (because it's cheap).

4. DUDE...yeah you're right on that one

5. I'm a firm handshake look 'em in the eyes kind of guy

[everyoneisjealousof]

I'm from the California this was funny hahaha

[jonathasnet]

hueaheauahe not all americans are dumb, but i prefer ENGLAN,,,cheers from Brasil

[mako7784]

Bloody hell guys! This was a university exercise not a war on cultures! An American university, by the way.

@johnbourbon: not a very royal way of expressing your opinion.

[tnos10]

i think other countries are just jealous of america so they have to make fun of america so they feel better about themselves

[leiagirl12345]

Dude, it's a joke! I'm an American and all, but I don't take any of these things as a personal attack...Seriously. Think how much Americans make fun of other cultures...

(I just realized halfway through that I said 'dude', lolz)

[sexboywonder]

its your own fault if you had tunnel vision when you were in USA and didn't really absorb any fine cuisine and only ate what you did.

[johnbourbon]

yes, in america we do have "access to everything".

i'm sure that's just incomprehensible to loyal slaves of fucking monarchies. LOL.

fuck you and your faggoty royal family.

[NeilYoungFan1967]

Bud light fucking sucks. Drink Steel Reserve.

[aurayon]

These are just stereotypes from someone who doesn't understand real Americans.

[sacmsacm]

@aurayon This is exactly what americans do to other cultures, just so u know what it feels like

[sexboywonder]

in your opinion, which is obviously already warped.

that said, ever heard of two wrongs don't make a right?

think on it

[Blademaster865]

shouda gone to Texas. ; D

[glockeatsnoobs]

Haha, im american and this made me laugh.

[beenn15]

it's sad to see that you don't know much about america at all.

[AFIslashfan]

maybe some Americans are gluttons, but not all of us. I honestly don't know anyone that's overweight and my whole family eats very healthily. Your comment just shows how ignorant you are

[UnoSemper]

FAT BASTARDS.....

[that1girl789]

california has a mind of its own... god i love it, ha!

[krisiswatweaim4]

besides the fast food eating, everything is pretty accurate, well we dont realy care about what we drive, but we do love to drive

and fist pounding, we do that on occasion :]

[jennysiita]

lol,you do know how americans roll XD haha

even if you are british..which i absolutely love <3 haha

now give me 5 tips of how to suvive in your land ;D

and yeah we say dude alot lmao XD

..well not we,i speak i a little bit too proper..even if i'm from california :S..

yeah,they look me weird sometimes XD

[theclassicalgirl]

than you , DUDE! hehe

[MuslimApostate]

i don't think its wise to diss america if your living there.

[mako7784]

I dont think its wise to assume that everyone who makes a video on American customs actually lives in America.

[MuslimApostate]

ah so you change your country info just to spite me. What are you a troll trying to cause trouble or you actually an american now pretending to be something your not?

[JasonSchwerin]

California's the best

[frostedflakez321]

This is so dumb. Not all American are like this.

[Tujosax]

Stupid limey. California is not part of the U.S. I'm off to eat beans on toast... dem some health foodz, maybe I'll boil a steak also. Oh, and learn to spell colour, er, I mean color correctly.

[jennysiita]

yes it is :/

if you don't know you shouldn't talk,i'm not trying to offend you,but to defend me.

i'm from California,and i am american...

in which country do you think it is? :|

[Tujosax]

It was sarcasm, I know California is in the US. I was making fun of Europeans that for some reason think, visiting one part of the U.S. infuses them with knowledge of the entire country, while at the same time making stupid videos exposing that Americans are stupid, and don't know their European culture. This Brit was making fun of "U.S" eating habits while at the same time ignoring, the fact that the British have the worst food in the world. Hope that clears that up...

[AFIslashfan]

I completely agree with you. Every state is different and everything the guy said was a stereotype. I'd say none of these apply to me, maybe partly because I live in a different state. This guy obviously doesn't know that much about America

[Felixxus77]

LMAO!!! I suppose they call it IN & OUT because it goes out as fast as it went in (like most fast food...and Budweiser). I think that it's a West-Coast chain., I've never seen one over here.

[WorthyCookie]

LMFAOOO

for the fast food you forgot burger king, mcdonalds, and wendys!

wtf.. ive never been to a jack in the box or an in and out! and im from new jersey!

(:

[ashp1988]

Brilliant guys, sorry I mean dudes!

[sq8tergirl]

I luved the video ..:$

[Johandicap]

Yeah, your right dude, bigger is better!