Speak & Spell (As told by Dane Cook)

[Xmvtjets96X]

My right ear enjoyed this.....

[524silverstripes]

0:26 my new desktop background

[sw201444]

Really? You spelled dumbass wrong... it isn't dumass.....

[Junior7500Jg]

0:20 he scared the shit out of me

[CrazyToughGirl]

NICE VIDEO!

made one two just for testing check it out XD

[ladylollipop86]

56 people have had their families killed by the speak and spell..

[reeves50799]

press 7 and 8 rapidly FOR SUICIDE

[SnikkiRoxx]

my cousin typed "fuck" into the speak n spell

"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCKK"

next, the word was cock.

"COOOOOOOOOOOOOOCCCCKKK!"

then dick.

"DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCKK­K"

LOL damn i luved tht speak and spell...

[Doodlebug4life1]

HOW DOES HE DO THAT VOICE!?!?!

[naraku13no13hana]

@Doodlebug4life1 it's simple, he just speaks while inhaling.

[Doodlebug4life1]

@naraku13no13hana  i sound like spongebob when i do that

[naraku13no13hana]

@Doodlebug4life1 maybe you're doing it wrong... I'm a girl, so when I do that it's not that "demonic", but it's pretty similar.

[Doodlebug4life1]

@naraku13no13hana im a girl too, im just not good at voices like that i gues

[naraku13no13hana]

@Doodlebug4life1 maybe your voice is too high, or something...

[Doodlebug4life1]

@naraku13no13hana never mind a was joking around with my friends and i did it!!!! thanks!

[naraku13no13hana]

@Doodlebug4life1 you're welcome. small pleasures are what life is all about and pretending to be a hellish toy can be... really, really fun xD

[Doodlebug4life1]

@naraku13no13hana hahaha thats really funny:) hahaha

[braziliansunbeam]

LOOOL funny

[tekubus]

Whats really funny is how famous and unfunny this douchebag is.

[EpicAwesomeMarioMan4]

53 People's familys got chewed up by speak n' spell

[arekushisu100]

Before, there was Speak & Spell. Now, we have Kurzweil 3000, featuring Microsoft Sam

[NarcoticEvil]

why is it in mono?

[twilightfan0776]

It was 2 am and u burst out laughing and my mom came in and yelled what the hell and I said "mom! Help me! uhhhh!"

[midnightdragontwins]

:30 is funny XD

[Oakleybeach02]

1:01 That's the Google Chrome

[rd649]

@Oakleybeach02 WHAT DA HELL RETARD GO FUCK YOUR MOM YOU CHEATING WHORE AND DIE IN HELL FOR ALL I CARE AND SUCK ON SATINS DICK IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!

[TheStealthSlugger]

Boop Bee Boop Boob brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr­rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[EllisL4D2FTW]

@TheStealthSlugger he he he u said boob

[Razzmatazz4]

Jesus, he sounds like Chris from Family Guy.

[midnightthetiger]

A B C D E F G I WILL KILL YOUR FAMILY

MOM!! Help me uhhhh uhh!

[ryandaniel2000]

a b c d e f g i will kill your family

[PwnfactoryProduction]

A B C D E F G, I will kill your family.

[DisturbdMe667]

showed this to some friends, got a huge kick out of it. fricken hilarious

[benjerman112]

That shit was funny!!!

[AnimeDreamer141]

PLEASE STOP WITH THE ABCDEFG JOKES!!

they are soo old its great if your the first but about 300 people have done it now!! its just not funny!!

[Damienf77]

haha I loved speak and spell, even the creepy voice. Hated simon... that bastard.

[jez318]

wut the hell?! look at 0:03 it says dumass over dumass. wut the fuck!

[pinkypooeuro]

49 of you need, speak and spell :)

[OMGitzCooper]

"memorable quote from the video we just watched"

[MonkeyDKage]

I would be like

fuck this game d<

[SPACELAMA]

speak and spell-A B C D E F G I will kill your family

me- A B C D E F G i'll steal your batteries

[MyExplodedFace]

@SPACELAMA i will steal your battery rhymes better.

[MrPowermario2]

@SPACELAMA HAHAHA

[skylove6482]

lol he said booby boob boob bee booby boob be be be bebe boob booby bee boob...wow y the time i finished this i had a ketchup hat thnx to my friends eating burger king@!!!!!#@%$%%#$!#%!$#%!%

[bunnyhopdude]

LOL If that thing said #### that will be so funny

[MrHalomaster1121]

it would wake me up in the middle of the night "play with me!

[Keiththegamergeek]

If you've watched "Ma's Roadhouse" you now know where Texas Instruments got the voice for the Speak n Spell.

[xErryBerryx]

ABCDEFG I will kill your family. Epic genius.

[taekwondomaster1928]

HAHA!!! I LOVE THIS!

[JvmJpe0407]

what is wrong with me mom?? uhh

[Chickelope555555]

so on the spelling test you spelled spelling wrong........??

[zotova12]

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr­rrrrrrrrrrrrr :-P MOOOOOOOM!!!

[fueledbyflames]

Dane cook is a douche bag

[rosecavalier11]

@fueledbyflames dude dont dis the cook man

[DoubleF100]

boobeboboop. boobebo..boop. boobbeboboboeoboeoboeoboeoboeo­boebeobrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr­rrrrrr

[MiMi86771]

iw woke be up in the middle of the night1 POLAAAYYY WITHH MEEEE! ABCGEFG I WILL KILL YOU FAMILY EPICCC!

[rustbucket3000]

so that's why chris from family guy speaks so weird... it all makes sense now XD

[bushai1]

the speak and spell the fucking exersist!!! 0.o

[bluemoon13631]

OMG this reminds me of tails doll: play with me! play with me! GOD DAMMIT PLAY WITH ME OR I WILL MURDER YOU!!!!!!

[buttayhahahaahahah]

i made an extra part loolz... abcdefghijklmnop  dont you dare fuck with meeeee i will kill ur familyyyyyyy

[wolfwing189]

AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT NOTICED HE SAID A B C D E F D?? I WILL KILL UR FAMILY. notice he said abcdefd

[russianqueen100]

LMAO scary Play with me. i swear i had dolls that i thought would kill me lol good to know that am not the only one lol i actually bought simon for my couz bs his name is simon lol

[MysteryViolette]

XD I was epic at Simon! But it took so long to get the hang of it I had no life. Lmao. My friends were all: VIOLETTE! Let's go play tag! "No thanks, I gotta beat Simon!"

[142suckerpunk]

its spelled dumbass dumbass

[RawrAMPLol]

PLAY WITH ME!!!!!!!!

[dorigzz]

dumass rofl

[Shanoon8backup]

God that simon game was so annoying xD same with a rubux cube *I broke both simon and the cube*

[EvilNaruto15]

AWESOME! amazingly awesome!

[Echothehedgehog100]

 a b c d e f g I WILL KILL YOUR FAMILY.

[adamrusby2k9]

ABCDEFG I WILL SKULLFUCK YOU ON CALL OF DUTY!

[emtyrage16]

0.0 i want simon now so i can kill myself with its endless BEEBING!!!

[cutie1360]

i could barely hear it

[MrZacher21]

ABCDEFG I WILL KILL UR FAMILY LOL

[Roostersdontlayeggs9]

the pictures actually make it a lot less funny.

[EricaAnnVasquez]

Lmfaoo I love Dane Cook. Ahaha

[eriksk883]

Lol! I can beat Simon... :s

[12ga9mm]

@thedexmister SHOOT YOURSELF!!!!!!

[TheDexmister]

I have a Simon I can get about 20 colors in

[MeeSheeLaa]

Oh lord. I remember simons...

[anima2221]

this is me with simon. machine: "beep bop boop" me: "beep... bop... boop..."

[funnyvideos1321]

"Abcdefg I will kill you family" lol

[brockatschool]

Abcdefg I will take your batteries

[FoodSexRecords]

Too true!

Should have also mentioned that Perfection game which could give an 8 year old a heart attack!

The one where you have to quickly put all the different shaped pieces in before the loud timer runs out and they blast into the air!

[Eurylochuz]

Lol "WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME MOM?"

[xXzbrianzXx]

Play with me! A B C D E F G i will kill your family. XD lolhahha

[tribeisone]

What cd did this come from??? I can not fuckin find it??? Didn't he do a hottie & blowfish parody about how you can't understand him??

[hottse]

It hurts!!!! Make the laughing stop!!!

[alex73593]

beep....beep

beep beep...beepbeep

beep beep beep bepp...beep beep beep beep

beepbeppbeppgbpebpepbppbepbpep­epbpeebppbbpepebebppbpepbpeppe­pbpepbpbpepbpepbpep O.O

[willku9000]

funny as shit! nice pics. GOOD JOB!

[cjgan80]

I used to have it ...

then when we moved to another house , it came back ! -_-

Then we taped it inside a small box and chained it inside some other toy boxes i don't play anymore....

then one night it said that "A,b,c,d,e,f,g , i will kill your family ...

I tore the box open and checked there wasn't even a 12V battery in there :o

then i woke up :)

[9Aus4000]

A e eye o you! Awesome!

[stormdumb]

a b c d e f g, fuck you im trying to sleeeep :)

[chocoluver4]

what a way 2 die...have ur head explode playing simon

[coolkatkara]

ahahahahahahhahaa

[Codegeasschao]

what they should have called it was speak like the devil, LOL

[Iceeman234]

What is wrong with me mom? Whaaaat? uuuuuuuuuhhhh

XD

[gigantor21]

MOM

HELP ME

UHHHHHHH

XD

[Buddaliciousness]

The little pictures made this sooo much funnier, but i still laugh until i cry every single time b/c he's so true!

[XdirectorxX]

The devils voice box O.o

[Sonic10121]

That thing was EVIL!!! It would wake me up in the middle of the night: "PLAY WITH ME." "A-B-C-D-E-F-G I will kill your family"

Rofl

[mattstorm360]

beep

beep

beep boop

beep boop

beep boop pop

beep boop pop

beep boop pop beep beep boop BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EP

[Jason9992fromroblox]

A-B-C-D-E-F-G I WILL KILL YOUR FAMILY! xD

[smallhi23cp]

ABCDEFG I will kill your family! LOL!

[MichaelOfPop]

ABCDEFG I WILL KILL YOUR FAMILY

[jkblotz]

dude they have a fucking speak and spell in the Fireflies music video....... Holy Shit!!!!! remember.....

[plateshutoverlock]

When the speak and spell's batteries ran low, it would malfunction, and chant ELF! ELF! E E E E E..... It freaked me out so much I chucked the damn thing up against the wall to make it stop. Amazingly, it worked perfectly after a new set of batteries were put in.

[Kyle00aka00GOD]

abcdefg i will kill your family

[SkaRocksYea]

LMAO! He is so damn funny!

[chorkielover45]

Lol this was funny

Totally gonna fav. it

[Pilpup]

THe animation killed so much of it but yea.

[WariiorWolf]

oh my gosh! I just found my dads old Simon. lol maybe that's why he's so weird!

[RobertaTormund]

Omg! I want it Lol (Fail)

[iheartsouthpark]

ABCDEFG, I WILL KILL YOUR FAMILY!

[shewhoisagoodgirl]

Speak & spell: PLAY WITH ME

Dane: Holy fuck...........MOM WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME UHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Tails2999]

the eyeballs on the thing creeped me out

[Welljusthi]

" What is WRONG with me mom? WHAT?! uhhh... uhh." lol

[Treviabot92]

MOM!!!

Help me! ARGAHRGAHRGAHGHRHG!!! AAAGH!!!

[234Assassin]

The Funny part is when the Speak and spell went A B C D E F G I WILL KILL YOUR FAMILY!

[ExtremeRulez13]

BOOP BE BOOP BEE BEBEBEBEBEBEBEBEBEBEBEBEBEBEBE­BEBEBERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR­RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR­RRR

MOM!! Help me. UHHHHHHH

[Welljusthi]

right at that part my brain started to hurt. lol

[Welljusthi]

i mean @ the part when it was like beep beep boop bop boop beep beep beep ETC.

[ExtremeRulez13]

Yeah but for me, it made me lmao!

[PIEMAN252]

the aeiou the U part is funny!

[AnimalLover101195]

i love that! ABCDEFG I will kill your family.

[R4V2r4v2]

0:34 AAAAHHHHH!!!!!

[darkjim123]

ABCDEFG I WILL KILL UR FAMILY

I will. I'm serious.

[pinkeyjojo]

i fukin love yu yur sooo funnieeee

[MarineVET32]

LOL I am old enough to remember the Speak and Spell and his skit was great....

[bereskwolf]

Lol commenting w/ iPod touch 3g Dane cook is hilarous

[sonicHeroes98]

simon is adictive tho

[loveybumblebee554]

A B C D E F G I WILL KILL YOUR FAMILY

[BladeheartRockClan]

It's so true about simon XD

[pokefan213]

Dane Cook is hilarious! where on earth did u get this!

[pututu101]

ABCDEFG I WILL KILL UR FAMILY LOL

[ZRaffleticket01]

0:32 I better not get this whenever i have kids...i dont wanna die. Yet.

[kaitlyn123ish]

play with me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bsp1997]

I can not be lev it is he is osssss fucking fun lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

[rachelgoesrawrr]

ok here i am... sitting on a computer, friends behind me eating cookiedough...

i click on this...

and then after the video is done, ive got a cookiedough hat... made by my friends with love..

THIS VIDEO IS EPIC!!!!! I CANT BREATHE!!!

[AnybodyOutThere11]

@rachelgoesrawrr Your comment is epic win.

[MrPsenior]

0:43 Cracks me up!

[11221188]

Love the pics lol... Love how u did it hahah and Dane Cook rocks

[BigEasyWinger]

PLAY WITH ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[aashley9099]

ABCDEFG.... I will kill ur familyyy... Hahahaha

[eclips1994]

how come everytime i go to get the audio to this, no matter what pair of headphones i am using, it ALWAYS comes out the left earbud/speaker? anyone? anyone?

[PAZflix]

@eclips1994 That happened to me too!

[MizzLariz]

lol i have simon at my house somewhere in my closet

i still play with it

[wwwaaarrrggghhh]

abcdefg i will kill your family

XD killed myself laughing

[xomiakas]

pababebybubububbbbbbbrrrrrrrrr­

[ostdrengen]

speak and spell = speak and hell xD

[CHINABOY235]

ABCDEFG I will kill you family XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[AgilityAddict56]

Haha hes not as funny anymore because its all about sex now. It was good jokes

[soopamari0]

wtf hahaha

[fgfuyfyuiuyf]

I used to have one. I had to pull out the batteries at the end of the day because it would talk to me at night and scare the shit out of me, lol.

[wilddemonshark]

your the stupid fuck, this jokes ABOUT spelling stuff wrong

[sasori2dei]

abcdefg I will kill your family XDDDD

[MrPeinful]

PLAY WITH ME!!!lol

[CopperMasterX]

MOM!!!

[serendipidoussonic]

hahaha what is wrong with me man

[wweslash11]

ABCDEFGIWILLKILLYOURFAMILY

[3SHORTBUS3]

hhaha the "I WILL KILL YOUR FAMILY" animation was hilarious!

[WackAssGurlKelsey]

LMAO !!! need I say more?? :D

[alyssalemons45]

I had one...It was A devil Chick tho

[pjpixie96]

roflmao!!!!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME MOM? UHHHH

[hinatahuuygafan001]

Remember~ LOL booo boo be boo bo be boo. bo be bo boop. ebeoebeoeboeboeboeboebeebeoebo­ebeob bbllllllllll XD

[KiraEvelyn]

ABCDEFG I WILL KILL YOUR FAMILY lol

[Thesteelero9]

lol rofl (^^^)

[55RandomGuy55]

XD part 1:35

[stemonator1]

lol 0:20

[strikersgold22]

omg i member thos things .... THEY ARE FUCKING EVIL. FUCKING SPELL AND SPEEKS!

[hispanichottie209]

lmaoooo thts sooo true!!!!

[dragoguy123]

and thats why its FUNNY, because its true hence funny

[SutekiLoveAi]

omg that speak and spell thing is creepy! ABCDEFG I WILL KILL UR FAMILY

[kickbuttbrianna02]

ABCDEFG i will kill your family.

ABCDEFG i will steal your batteries.

[isnover]

love dane cook