Driving. Ms. Crazy Crocker

[lexgabore]

I love you, Chris!

[msuuuuuuuuuu000]

i love those highheels

[alyciaroxx1010]

I got scared

[alyciaroxx1010]

Umm everyone can wiggle there toe

[Andrewcapo1993]

I can wiggle my pinky toe too OMGODD!!! :D

[punisher77212]

Chris Crocker can i use you as a shooting target? If not i wanna take you to the woods where no one is 100 miles of and show you how the gun works.

[DisturbedAX7]

You look so fun to hang out with.

[jehbuhdiyahkerickett]

lol I screamed my ASS off when I saw u on Tosh.0

[punkchick1061]

i can wiggle my pinkie toe too

[bieberlover34]

not very lady like wait..... never mind

[kota192]

my cousin uses sugar packets at resturants and then puts them back eww!!!

[torpedoechic41]

is this a guy or a girl? no offense but idk

[HalloweenSpaz]

Retarted duck xD.

[aloraisadiva]

@HalloweenSpaz you spelled retarded wrong.:/

[saveoursouls924]

I forgot to mention one thing, if nothing else, we'll ALWAYS be there for you. After all, what are fans for ;)

[saveoursouls924]

You have no idea how emotional I became at the end of the vid ): I was in the same situation, and at least you have fans to turn to, I on the other hand literally had no one to turn to... Partially because I'm an anti-social and don't trust many people for shit... but that's besides the point...

[RyofuQueen]

Looks like its very funy to hang out with ya *-*

[Zilmy89]

Fuck MJ

[musicxcraze]

7:43 LMAO

[pattersonbabe420]

haha lmfaoo damnn i luhv tha way yu laughh!

[josetteo613]

you should put a little more explanation into the end of the video bc, honey, that's not something you need to keep bottled up and i hate that you feel you have nobody to turn to. i feel the same way most the time.

[ca358721]

wtf ending?

[captainscizo]

1:58 omfg your eyes are sexy as fuck!!!! :D

[BB415]

OMFG!!! I thought I was the only one who could wave my pinky toe!!!

[TheGirlsRule22]

:'((((

[Girliciiiious]

Awe the ending :l

[x0happiibunnii0x]

Aww at his depression near the endd :[

[XODutchessOX]

I would have thought you were the most awesome person in the world if you werent trying to push people into your opinions as you do in your come out whatever gay vids.

[hustlebitchz55]

LMFAOOO. This guy is fuckin HEE-LARIOUS. and I could give a flying SHIT what anyone thinks. "Lookin great, I want it for dinner!" PUHAHAA

[XxEsmeraldaHellCatxX]

I Wanna Hang Out With You :o

[TheMeowful]

i SO agree with ur micheal jackson part...i SO agree!

[underbrr]

Yeah.

[lisa171717]

the end kinda spoiled it...i was getting into a happy mood

[janedilldoe]

chris ur friend is adorable < 3 love you

[hakuthefiredemon]

im gay nd i fell inlove with my straight best friend

[wazzup809]

Yea falling in love with your best friend is hell.

[yakuzamadddogg]

OMFG!

THIS IS HIS7HERS/ITS SICKEST VIDEO!!!

[maxey6688]

is he tlkn bout jeffree star? at the end or who kause they dated and were friends?

[kiss2kisses1]

I love seing you happy. You are a very inspiring person who everyone should look up to because you know and like who you are.

[Roserietta]

1:18 That was so funny! Oh and I want that gorgeous dress!

Yep! Yep Yep Yap Yap Yap Yap Yap *honk* Yap *giggle* Yap *giggle and honk* YAP!

Lol Eye lid flutter!!! *flutter flutter*

Awww... the end....

[jayjay135795]

aww chris ur so funny but work things out with ur friend

[d0lliexo]

hahaahahahahahahahah !!!

[nvardable]

nice clip cris lol ur soooooo funny

[stacyracy]

MJ <3 RIP

[emobunnygothbunny]

i love you chris croker!!!<3

"looking sexy as hell!!!":D

[BrandieBitch]

the ending was sad, but you're so funny chris. ily

[MrNakedLady]

At the end... I wanted to cry. It was so sad!

I'd LOVE to meet you Chris!! Look me up!!

[SmackBam16]

haha he seems cooool (: 

[IVANALUVSMJ]

Haha I wanna hang out wit Chris crocker, it seems fun lol

[kgtpaintball]

you arent a celebrity

[TheShaniquajay]

@kgtpaintball neither are you!

[itsjustwillTV]

he made this right after he filmed the tosh.0 show.

[SmokeHashSpendCash]

Gay or not, I'd hang out with that nigga

[yakuzamadddogg]

@SmokeHashSpendCash wtf dude......

[heartbraeker]

ewwww

[devonthepimpman]

dude he or she or shehe is so funny that i forgot its a boy with balls yeah chris crockeres gay and homo

[musicemo13]

ya kno, i hated everything about this video except when he stopped bn an obnoxious prick at the end and said the thing about kissing tht dude.

[XxMarandeixX]

working it out.!!!

[sobeck4ever]

THUNDER THIGHS

[SmackBam16]

@sobeck4ever DOUCHE BAG

[NewlyNatural2010]

lmfao too funny love it!

[darkychralle]

I died a little when the scream at 4:30 came *___*

[SpartanG20]

what a fag, and then he mentions michael jackson another fag, what nerve

[MrSweetlife92]

when u dunno whatta say, u jus say.. YAP.. :)

[SabMegAli12]

lol.

I want too meet him too.

Lol hes so obnoctious. haha.

[emoboi415]

GIRL! I record in my closet too!! hahaha

[92NycGirl]

aww so sad how he dont do videos anymore.hes such a joy to be around..i wish i knew you.

[scabbycrotchsore]

Lol, this is funny xD

[mcrblackmasquerade]

god damn i wanna meet you.

[cokacody]

I want it for dinner LOL Work it baby lookin great LMFAO

[donnaXCatzX]

awwww ther end nearly made me cry !!!!

[kanserstyx]

2:07" i want those legs in my mouth" LMAO! ohhh chrisy chrisy, im so gona hit you with my car and throw u in my trunk!

[supervampirelover101]

awwwww chris don't cry!!

[crazygurl1087]

Omg I can do that same thing with my pinky toe on both feet. it's kinda weird lol

[ErikaaLynnx]

I can make my toe wave, too!

"You look like a retarded duck!"

(:

[ErikaaLynnx]

The ending,

When you're upset, I'm upset.

An when you turn on the camera, you're not just just speaking to it. You're speaking to me. To all of your fans, your friends.

I'm sorry it didn't work out with the one you loved.

But I want you to know that I'll always be listening,

& that I love you. <3

[ErikaaLynnx]

Hahaha, when me and my friends are out driving, we yell uplifting things at them. Pretty much the EXACT same things you yell. Like, "Work it, baby boy!" Or "Get it girrrl!" We just love patting their egos on the back. (: Oh, and we always get the greatest reactions.

I love you Miss Crocker. <3

[glasslove19]

Lol

[MyChemicalRomance824]

Your friend is uber beautiful :] Just thought I would point that out.. Haha.

[daniellesyester01]

Seriously u do that shit out the window here u would cause a wreak or a big car pile up. Can u be anymore annoying

[dardilla1]

TOTAL Numbnutts fruiycake

[JCGirl24]

LUV U CHRIS

[09blondiebitch]

i can do that with my pinky toe too!!!! lol i <3 how crazy & funny u r XD

[minirockstar12]

i have the same shirt as him when he does jumping jills

[KearaMcKay]

you dont suit dresses cause ur big man legs x

[xNicky16x]

Yes, I agree.. falling In love with your best friend can definitely mess up a lot of things. I'm sorry you went through that. I loved the craziness of the video ut It was kinda drastic change shaking It up with an emotional ending :[ I love that you're yourself and that you're honest no matter what anyone says. <3

[hubbabubbamax000]

i seriously just threw up

[beccalynnparadine69]

Bahahaha, you're fuckin' hilarious x.x

[malachais]

flog them with flattery...hilarious

[babycrazyjoy717]

omg dont cry its ok

[sk8erdude201]

ok sometimes he/she sounds like a crazy country man other times he/she sounds JUST like a chick other times he/she sounds like an insane gay black chick MAKE UP YOUR MIND FAGGOT!!!

[CareBarez571]

haha LOL 1:42 anyway my dad and i love yellin out the window....drinkin milk"MICHAEL JACKSON IS DEAD PEOPLE" REALITY CHECK PLEASEi can wave my pinky toe too/ don't end with something sad make me wanna shank that fool who did that to u

[titanicsbiggestfan]

haha " I flog em with Falttery!"

LMFAO xD

[titanicsbiggestfan]

My Favorite Vid. !!!!

[hayden1398]

retarded duck..haha..

[adamgilligan]

What? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

[LadySierraSays]

All I see is Mental Illness , someone call for the Men in white , person needs to be in a padded rubber room , tottaly nutz !!!!

[onlychy]

@LadySierraSays stfu she does it good

[skmj2094]

you wanna be a girl right? act like one , your makin us look bad , im sorry but i had to say that.

[mxerlol]

oops your balls fell out of your skirt

[cellistperfection]

Lol. This was a great video Chris... This was funny as hell!

[iputonformycity08]

i dont get the dairy joke. =/

lol

[Brittanysarah22]

LMFAO

[lucky54d]

aww, i'm sorry chris. i hope you and your bestie/crush are ok.

and i love the "hot as hell cold as heaven. i gotta use that sometime lol

[OpalMoonFire]

I Love YOU!

[OmegaCarebear]

THIS IS HILARIOUS! WORK IT HONEY! LOL! YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP! Love your yellow dress xD plus Chris, you are such a pretty blonde ^.^

[sammjonas19]

Im from pennsylvania too. Hahah. :D

[wallybescotty]

seriously this video just showed up on my home page, and it cracked me up, but on a serious note, i think alot of people stopped for micheal, he is a legend

[Gunicin]

damn that guy is really hot! =D

[OhSoNikky]

You're honestly the funniest person on youtube gurrrl

[KizunaTheFox]

omg u look really funny in that dress love the shoes thou :P ahaha i shout shit like that all time time out the window n ppl like whoa wtf? yeup sounds like quaking :D at fucking 4:29 u totally scared the shit outta me lol! n omg i agee i miss MJ so much :(!! i canwave my toe too!! :D fuck ur jumping jacks go jumpin jills...

[shadowknight010131]

This video made me laugh soooo hard!

[lalalablair]

that thing you do with your pinky toe is considered a talent? :O

i can do that! :D

[ckillensucks]

this is such a joke

lol

[Vickatsch1995]

i love you and your mom<3

[PhillyPhaqqswaqq]

♥.

[Room3oo]

CHRIS ISN'T STUPID!

chris, you're funny. I love you !! :D

[SilverSword16]

LMFAOOOO

[MrMaugo]

STUPID GAY GO FUCK OFF

[farooh20]

chris did anyone tell you that u act like a jerry lewis?

[ilovedemi51798]

...i feel...weird...

[TheKaleighMarie]

I LOVE YOU CHRIS!!!!!!

~Kaleigh

[jasminepaulyn]

sigh, the ending.

i lost my love too. thanks for being honest.

i needed that.

[MrSweetlife92]

retarded duck loooool

[sammie99000]

Chris you are sooo funny

"You look like a retarded duck!"

[silenthillmaster755]

I love you Chris! "Yell uplifting things at Passers by" "I don't go to bars hunny I got to redlights and yell SHIAAAATT" I love how you said Shit i died.

[HelloBeastie1]

I LOVE your black and yellow dress! :D

[ofekbar1993]

lol

[kaoxoxo]

everyone who hates on chris in the comments, then if u dont like him, stop watching his videos! i happen to fucking love him and what he preaches! so go fuck off u losers!

[TheBananaz1]

chriss i feel you at the ending i now how that is i rele do i fell in love with my friend and turned out he was a player

[Vampiretoonsisters]

i know i fell in love with my best friend and as i love at it i always did love him but i just hid it bc i was scared of ruining what we had now i have no one :(

[tracymcgradyfan11]

Hey!!!! I thought your name is Mr. Garrison not no Chris Crocker????.....

[gabybff]

u r so freaken gay retarded shut the hell up bitch i will fuckend kill ur mother fucker bitch ur a fugen gay drag qeen

[SBessie]

heeey thats not nice =S u're mean

[a666paintballer]

fuckin waCKJOB THE FUNNY FARM CALLED

[ta3babii07]

lmao "we can't hate on them they look really delicious they can help how good they look" hahaha

Chris crocker you are a crazy but i love it. =]

[SiteModelAddiction]

HHAAHAHHAA your so funny! i love you

[KoNiLoVe]

OMG I love you CHRIS!

Also,

Thank You for giving a Shout OUT to MICHAEL JACKSON!!!

I <3 MJ and CC

[NCGurl704]

I appreciated him giving a shout out to MJ too but I couldnt take him serious with those shade hanging off his face. And hes like "wth wrong with bitches going to jamba juice?" LMAO

[JCGirl24]

@KoNiLoVe I LUV MJ

[igottheoriginalone]

ok, so why shouldnt i hate him?

[narutothejanitor7]

u scare the shit out of me... honestly

[Vamps4lyfe]

thats soo true....its hard to fall in love wit ur best friend because after all that happens, it turns out weird n u wind up not bein able to turn to them wen u need help on something....its really sad =(

[lenyduh]

I agree with you, I wish there would be a time or when the wolrd would stop for a minute fr Michael! v.v

[tylerfrump15]

retarded duck! i love you chris! :D

[WeBeCrazy01]

aww the very last part was so sad :( love you chirs

[02Nawal]

LMAO fucking funny

[cyberricky14]

is it a gurl or boy? thumbs up if its a gurl

[gudrunstefaniaa]

Born as a boy, has a soul of a female, feelings as a female and so on.

Beautiful, beautiful girl <3

[maliaQUESADILLA]

i can make my toe wave too

[vivalalola93]

looking good i want it for dinner lmao

[micMAXkey]

LOOKIN' SEXY AS HELL!!!! lol so funny

[SmileyMileyMega1fan]

lol

[TheShaniquajay]

that was funny shit

[Dudeman0911]

you have man legs

[ewew2108ewew]

thats cuz he's a man

[JessikkaaYii]

that last part almost made me cry ):

[aohgirl]

have u ever gotten a paper cut doin that? flossin witchur receipts

[LavigneLovers]

"Lookin' HOT AS HELL, COLD AS HEAVEN BAAAAYBEE!!"

LMAO!!!

[ChillyInDecember]

Your Friend Is Really Pretty :D

i love you chris!

[aohgirl]

yep!

[shylababe13]

1:20 to 1:28 is my favorite I love youuu

[keeparARIAxoxo]

OMFGeee iknow this vidd is OLD but nothinqq is oldd to me but WHO cares well i really like that last mash up how yhu and yhur BestFRIEND!!! xoxo well thats Soo sadd i was Soo WORD less and yhu keep trying eht is Love that hurts yhu the most in life!!!! So Goo For eht =] Hope im doing something good=]

GOOD LUCK!!!!!!

[GETCRUNKBRITTYBABE]

Sorry, you're a little old for Michael Jackson anyway... even though he is dead.

[blondiegirley09]

Im,I feel you.

[raquelle08]

wow i love your crazy randomness! <3

[HappyTeardrop]

i know what you mean with the falling in love with your best friend.

im there right now & i feel like shiiit.

[OriginalBrendo]

HAHAHAHAHAH OMG 6:20- 6:57 is pretty much the funniest thing i have ever seen.

[ProteusX2]

4:15 LOL

great vid

i found it very fun & entertaining!

[XVAZ13]

7:47 -9:25 omg i am sooooo sorry chris *hugs*

[HeATHaBAbY95]

I agree with you on the michael thing!! Love u chris!

[Showtime907]

7:47 -9:25 was sad =( srryy chriss

:( Poor Chris..<