yeah, when they say "have a good night! enjoy..." it's over. HOWEVER, there is more to the smoking bit. "Then one day, I was smoking a joint & my dad' head come floating around the corner..." I'm looking for his "dober-man dog" bit. "Doberman dog sitting there on the bench with the German shepard saying 'I used to be somebody. I used to be a guard dog!'..."
They cut off the punch line at the end! He says, "The pit bull would be the most valuable thing I own. Then I'd have to go out shopping for a wolverine to protect the pit bull. 'Show me something in a TIMBERWOLF, my good man' I'd be saying to some good man." This is his material at the end of the 'pit bull' joke; I memorized it from another performance of his. Too bad "Star Search" (or the editor of this video?) cut it off before the end.
@ChrisZ70: My apologies for cut-off endings. I didn't record the original footage. With any clip I find, I try to include all the footage related to that clip :-)
@Tommyboytrinity thats cuz he was nervous and he only has 3 minutes. He talks about this appearance pretty heavily in the latest Adam Carolla podcast - i wish you hadn't cut Ed McMahon coming up and talking to him afterwards, because apparently that's hilarious.
did u see the saget roast, i thought he was hilarious...the jokes were so bad that they were funny, like he was taking all the jokes for some bob saget repository. lol. u should check it out
yea i saw that, it was awesome. i loved how so many people didnt understand that he was doing bad jokes as one big unsaid joke that bob's career is most known for americas funniest videos in which everyone also knows, as well as established legit comedians like norm, that bobs jokes were very very horrible and plain/bland/boring even for kids.
Actually you've never seen Bob do stand up. That was his America's funniest home video persona, but I've seen him live, and he's actually funny as fuck. Filthy as hell.
LMAo pussy I was in the Marines from 1990-1994 and was in the first Gul War jackass, ya fucking turd burgler. LMFAO
I'm 35 jackass and married with kids. I finishhed my 4 years, and when my son is 18 in about a decade, he'll serve too. I don't give a fuck who we are at war with! LMMFAO
dipshit, I'm 35. I was born september2nd 1972 you fucking assclown. LMAO I'll send you a link to my myspace page with a pic of me in uniform, dipshit! LMAO
yeah nothing was cut off.....he only has so much time...he had to end
hgb0005 3 months ago
Try doing a date on that jacket to find when this was made.
ron7006 9 months ago
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rohanhenkash 1 year ago
@ 0:16 "...and you may find yourself living in a shotgun shack!"
teflonmagnet 1 year ago
@TheSubordinate hooray! you get the joke... or do you?
ToBeDisabledSoon 1 year ago
yeah, when they say "have a good night! enjoy..." it's over. HOWEVER, there is more to the smoking bit. "Then one day, I was smoking a joint & my dad' head come floating around the corner..." I'm looking for his "dober-man dog" bit. "Doberman dog sitting there on the bench with the German shepard saying 'I used to be somebody. I used to be a guard dog!'..."
ToBeDisabledSoon 1 year ago
@1xp4wq wow i wonder who he lost to? :/
norm is the shit
9caps2hell 1 year ago
isn't his jacket really huge for his body?
realbleamer 1 year ago
Man, he is CUUUUTE!
Irochka2525 1 year ago
They cut off the punch line at the end! He says, "The pit bull would be the most valuable thing I own. Then I'd have to go out shopping for a wolverine to protect the pit bull. 'Show me something in a TIMBERWOLF, my good man' I'd be saying to some good man." This is his material at the end of the 'pit bull' joke; I memorized it from another performance of his. Too bad "Star Search" (or the editor of this video?) cut it off before the end.
ChrisZ70 1 year ago 3
@ChrisZ70: My apologies for cut-off endings. I didn't record the original footage. With any clip I find, I try to include all the footage related to that clip :-)
VintageVHS 1 year ago
@ChrisZ70 nothing was cutoff, he got a good laugh and like any good comedian got off stage with em laughing
dredandmrbears 1 year ago
Conklin
malformedopinion 1 year ago
His head looks so small :)
joetube2008 1 year ago
i think he needs a bigger suit.
mcx99 2 years ago 11
ya know.
JeffysPlayhouse 2 years ago 4
Interesting to see Norm this early on. He has the same jokes but doesn't quite have the "Norm" delivery yet.
jksonny 2 years ago 5
That man cooks!
themooddisorders 2 years ago
I'll put half of u in the freezer haha
HelenW264 2 years ago 2
terrible compared to his "before discovered" routines in the best of the improv. He is talking a lot faster than normal and not as laid back.
Tommyboytrinity 2 years ago
@Tommyboytrinity thats cuz he was nervous and he only has 3 minutes. He talks about this appearance pretty heavily in the latest Adam Carolla podcast - i wish you hadn't cut Ed McMahon coming up and talking to him afterwards, because apparently that's hilarious.
zappafan136 2 months ago
He sounds like Carl Spackler from Caddy Shack. "ya know" "ya know" "ya know" "ya know"
skachfilms 2 years ago
?????????????
rmthegrate 2 years ago
I love Norm's bit about Star Search on his album. I had seen Norm on comedy shows early on, but I didn't know he had actually gone on Star Search.
BeAStarEnt 2 years ago
YOU SOUND LIKE MY WIFE!
pooshdogg 2 years ago
good call...
snappyintx 2 years ago
He borrowed that suit from David Byrne.
mistabook 2 years ago 33
what???
bigjohnstudd87 2 years ago
and you sound like a big mouth that needs to get punched out!!!!
TheDotComKid84 2 years ago 2
Does he have a family of six stashed in his suit?
doublejax 2 years ago
ur still a negative person, and ur using all that to compensate for ur miserable attitude, if u dont have anything good to say, say nothing..
XtotheCizzle 2 years ago
begoun, ur a miserable person, and ur the one that clearly has no life, if ur just guna say stuff like that
XtotheCizzle 2 years ago
. and ,
use them
poopypants135 2 years ago
why is his skin so shiny?
wilcox24 2 years ago 2
(directed at begoun)
jedionwax 2 years ago
Knowing norm the joke is on you, jacket included. Shut up.
jedionwax 2 years ago 9
that is the worst jacket. ever.
MikeStanley4 2 years ago 29
are those shoulder pads, norm?
griffshow 3 years ago 3
thanks.
winner8484 3 years ago
damn..hes so young and full of energy...
i think i like the older more bitter norm.
BadestManOnThePlanet 3 years ago 4
That guy looks just like my...... my dad!
AndyTheBeastlyActor 3 years ago 2
You have one cool looking dad!
ramonesacidpillsh 3 years ago 2
No, it's from an old SNL skit he did called Sarcasam 101.
He stole the entire scene by responding with the dumbest answers "That guy looks like my..... not dad...... my dad!"
Transcript is here
snltranscripts.jt .o r g/97/97bsarcasm.phtml
AndyTheBeastlyActor 3 years ago
damn, he looks so pale
knarisa 3 years ago
because they have him wear like,2 pounds of powder.
MoonGaurd 3 years ago 2
anyone know how many stars he got?
morningxafter 3 years ago
absolutely love norms comedy style, easily one of the best stand-up comics ive ever seen
ChipsFall 3 years ago 3
did u see the saget roast, i thought he was hilarious...the jokes were so bad that they were funny, like he was taking all the jokes for some bob saget repository. lol. u should check it out
carlo88moe 3 years ago
yea i saw that, it was awesome. i loved how so many people didnt understand that he was doing bad jokes as one big unsaid joke that bob's career is most known for americas funniest videos in which everyone also knows, as well as established legit comedians like norm, that bobs jokes were very very horrible and plain/bland/boring even for kids.
ChipsFall 3 years ago
Actually you've never seen Bob do stand up. That was his America's funniest home video persona, but I've seen him live, and he's actually funny as fuck. Filthy as hell.
BoSoxnation1972 3 years ago
i just meant his jokes on funniest videos were terrible. not his stand-up
ChipsFall 3 years ago
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LMAo pussy I was in the Marines from 1990-1994 and was in the first Gul War jackass, ya fucking turd burgler. LMFAO
I'm 35 jackass and married with kids. I finishhed my 4 years, and when my son is 18 in about a decade, he'll serve too. I don't give a fuck who we are at war with! LMMFAO
dipshit, I'm 35. I was born september2nd 1972 you fucking assclown. LMAO I'll send you a link to my myspace page with a pic of me in uniform, dipshit! LMAO
priceless...lol
huntercalgary 4 months ago
that's not why he did it. he was making fun of the whole concept of the roast by doing jokes from the 50's that were used in roasts
lydia1234567 3 years ago 8
This was sometime between 1984 and 1991, I can tell by the set they're using.
mbsjrcc06 3 years ago
norm looks like david carridene from talkin heads here
joopq 3 years ago
do you mean david byrne?
handsomedevil357 3 years ago
Dave Carridene in the Talking Heads, haha!
JrFLYnnIV 3 years ago 2
there's no the.
cripfripp 3 years ago
Tank you much!
JrFLYnnIV 3 years ago
i loved Tina Weymouth on Kung Fu.
logjammers 3 years ago
all comedians have a stash of jokes they repeat at performances. stop whining.
ancestron 3 years ago 7
His Ottawa accent is so thick here....awesome.
funforalgernon 3 years ago
Always the best. He probably got beat by some jerk off like Sinbad or something, too...
rongravy 3 years ago 3
No, Wuhey is right - it was The Bushman.
funforalgernon 3 years ago
This is true, I saw the talk show interview where they whip it out. Bushman, go figure. Norm was sweating profusely, by the way.
rongravy 3 years ago
What year was this?
comedylover88 4 years ago 2
I have no clue and I couldn't find the info on the web either.
VintageVHS 3 years ago
I can't believe Lahai "THE BUSHMAN" Fanbullah beat him on Star Search.
Wuhey 4 years ago 2
awesome, thanks for uploading! The dating game/popsicle stuff is classic!
DrEvilScientistMan 4 years ago 4