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  • Ok I am 6 foot 3 inches and 234 lbs and I know some mma and for tall people punch them in the gut and when they are bent over knee the in the face

  • Go anal and make her feel. Better

  • Fucking capture the hay ass flag!!

  • @AlexDelarge90 well looks like someones got a very sharp stick up there ass

  • @AlexDeLarge90 Woah, hello smartass. This is the Internet, anyone can pretty much do anything they want. Lemme get you straight. Your a smartass who likes to comment negatively on others who basically did nothing wrong and be a huge douchebag about it. Well fuck you sir. Am I wrong? Tell me. I dare you.

  • Let me get this straight here: You think you're some mega-stud, and you managed to get some dumb slut interested in you. But despite that, you have some minor problems (which for some reason is beyond your own ability) and you make some video in which you play a first person shooter while asking completely random people (probably socially reclusive since they play videogames all day long) about how to proceed??

    This better be a joke. If it is, it's not funny at all.

  • @CodOps247

    So.. how did you deal with it, how did it end?

    Please tell meee :D

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  • or you could hire a 9 year old boy to feed his parents to him in a bowl of chile

  • @TisforTaco SOUTH PARK <3

  • just kidding..

  • shes lying...

  • Kill him with fire ?

  • How did it turn out?!

  • @SlavaMalahow dump her ass

  • Swap his protein for oestrogen, and start going to the gym. Talk to her about it, sincerely, because if she doesn't like being with him, just telling her not to isn't gonna cut it, talk her through it and let her figure it out for herself that she needs someone better. Good luck with it all!

  • ranch dressing.. its sweet and sour sauce jeez

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  • i am kinda having a problem like that but my girlfriend is kinda cheating on me and she basicly kissed another guy so what should i do?

  • just ask her out come on and treat her really good and like be nice

  • 1:11-1:28 XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

  • post this video to her hahahha

  • you too. Plz reply. I could be a helping hand in your preDICKament hehe see what i did there?

  • you too. Plz reply. I could be a help.

  • Listen, I've never been in this situation before, my girlfriend and I were virgins. Note: i said WERE. ;) ;) and we got in little fights but honestly? This is way out of my level of expertise. we've been together for a while, i've popped the question and she said yes. We're getting married on the 25th! :) I'm thinking of asking if she wants to start a family. But she wants to wait until we're married to answer that. So, i have a bit of a problem myself now. If you could help me then i could help

  • 1st. She needs to realize how ridiculously dumb she is... lol, no offense i mean, for her to have a boyfriend that treats her that shitty, and that she doesn't recognize that, she stupid.

    2nd. Good Luck.

  • that samething happen to me but her boy friend tryed to jump me with hes boys but i kick there power stick jk. best him up and tell him to treat him right

  • I have the same problem dude :/ (except not even close to being as bad)

  • Go to thailand... you will never want to date/marry another girl!

  • Gain her trust, become really good friends until she asks you what to do and stuff. Then tell her that she shouldnt be with that d-bag. Flirt with her a bit more, and after about half a year, ask her out. The same scenario happenned to me.

  • this sounds like something from a film ;)

  • HOW THA FUCK R U AMING SO GOOD

  • They aren't in love if they say they are. You should just see what happens in a few days or so. Tell her how you feel about her!

  • and dont w8 a lot of time to make your move or you are going to be on the friend side and nobody wants that

  • from my experience even when they say its not true girls like douchebags so, be a dick with her, ignore her but at the same time let her know that u like her be all like yeah whatever, believe me it works and it works even better in highschool and stuff like that, im 26 years old and still works but now u need money to go along with it hahah cheers!

  • I Say you fck the girl.!! and shove you foot upp her boyfriends ass.!!! size doesn't matter.! :D by the wayy nice gameplay.!!(:

  • Advice: Disregard females, acquire currency.

  • well if he treats her like shit she needs to call it off and if he gets aggressive just call the cops

  • tell her that trust is a good thing in a relationship and tell her that love hurts and that u should just meet her boyfriend

  • Just help her out and you will melt her heart!

  • tase him and go at her

  • 3 ways fist one:go to american football and then hit the guy to he be afraid of you and him to leave the girl second:stay with her and get punched in the face 5 times and then you will die by knife Third:leave the girl and wait for them to broke up forever and him to not see the girl ever again and the will be all yours

  • Drama = Bad. Girls who feed off of drama = Drama. Stay away from it, and you shall be blessed my son.

  • or you could win his friendship and then when he trusts you sneak her away from him and if he finds out get your YT crew to kick his 220 pound ass

  • bring a large object and smash it on his head then date the girl

  • Carry a gun in case :) and go for her

  • All is fair in love and war.

    So just forget about him, and get some of that pussy!

  • I SUGGEST YOU TO GET YOUR STEROID ON AND BEAT HIS ASS! NAW BUT IF SHE HASN'T LISTENED TO YOU OR HER FRIENDS THEN SHE AIN'T GON LISTEN. SHE'LL JUST HAFTA FIGURE IT OUT ON HER OWN. ONE DAY SHE'LL GET TIRED AND A LEAVE. MAY TAKE A LITTLE WHILE BUT SHE WILL. OH AND TRY NOT TO BE SO CLOSE CAUSE YOU'LL DEVELOP FEELINGS THAT ARE STRONGER THAN HERS AND MIGHT SMOTHER HER. (JUST A THOUGHT) GOOD LUCK!

  • I think that you should talk to the girl and try and state that she's being treated like trash and then you should tell her what you would offer or if you would like too take it slowly you could tell her of your past relationships with women so then she will see something in you and be sure too tell her that if she ever decides too break up with her boyfriend then you would protect her (SOMEHOW) and also you would support her :) hope this has helped

  • KNOCK HER UP AND SHE BE WITH U NOT W HIM ALL SOLVED :)

  • 6v3 little unfair brah good vid

  • nvm b4 didnt watch the whole vid so what u need 2 do is get one of the girls friends that is a girl to go with the girl to her boyfriend and makes sure she breaks up with him and if the guy isint a real bad guy like i said b4 he probably wont punch a girl

  • tell her to break up with him so he wont get all hurty on you! he probably wont punch a girl so if she breaks up with him its ok.

  • smack a bitchhhh!!

  • go for the girl!!!!!!

  • tell, her that she should stick up for herself. don't make it about you. just act like a friend. i know this is probably late but yea...

  • i had the same problem listen jou do not need to be direct to her most of girls dont like that and dont dont say anything to her or his boyfriend just think she doesnt have one take it slow dont go pushing her direct that she needs to break up

  • have you banged her yet?

  • i love the personal commetntaries :) especially about girls and stuff

  • Chicken mating call/foot scratching always wows the ladies.

  • one fight till death, the winner takes it all..lol, just joking..you should be the guy that cleares her mind

  • u may be a small bitch to him but just stand up to him

  • @blackopshero100 then he'll just b a small bitch standing in front of a jock ready to get his ass whooped...

  • Don't fight him, confront him but do not fight, it's useless and since you will probably lose the fight it's best to stay calm and not attack him. Even if you get beat up the girl will realise there are people on her side who actually take care of her

  • Keep It Moving Dude. Find Another Sexy Hot Chicken Wing! Maybe You Can Stay Friends With This Girl And Attempt To Get Her To See How Horrible Her Relationship Is.

  • if she dose talk to her and try to make help her dump the jerk and date someone else

  • dose she have a girl friend

  • That's some white-people shit. You say they're both real good looking but they still have insecurities? You should just remind both of them how they don't even need eachother to be happy and can get whoever they want

  • yo man get alone with her and talk to her and even if you do get beat up atleast she will know that you love her

  • just dont do anything or say anything to him unless he hits you or say anything to you,talk to her too , i dont mean talk to her like a small talk but actually talk to her about why does she like this guy 

  • hey look idk if u still hav this problem... but ask her if she wants u to talk to him telling him to back off or what ever.... if yes get a group of friends and start to tell him what he needs to hear... if he trys to fight u he'll be out numbered but dnt go up to a teacher and tell her whats going on because it will cause even more drama and u might lose her hope this helps.

  • send this video to her :))

  • to be fair if you actually love her you would stick up for her. if you really serious about her you would be bothered about what happened to you as long as shes ok. but the question is: is she worth it?. thats what i did with my gf stuck up for her the whole time when she used to go out with a amatur boxer . so what we got into fights i won some he won some but now he hasnt bothered her for over 2 months and were still going out. Thats commitment

  • hey everyone add me on facebook my name is dave horner thank you.

  • In all seriousness tell her the truth if you want to help her don't let her stay with that asshole

  • KICK HIM IN TEH NUTS NO MOAR BEBEZ THEM LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

  • omg the douchebag made 12 youtube users.

  • get in to a fight with him in front of her ,if u win she will feel that ur a badass and that his body is useless ,and if u lose she will be thankful fore what u did ...INSTANT BLOW JOB

  • the black voice lolololol like if you LOLed

  • just fight his bitch ass and then ask the girl out

  • I LIVE IN TEXAS. Where joo live? c:

  • Take a sledgehammer or other blunt weapon then hide it in your pants, go to school go in his back and slam his head open until he cant get back up.

    Theb walk up to her and be all like girl yo mine bitchz and theb live happily ever after...

    But seriously i dont know try it and if it doesnt work then stay friend with her (the point out she is getting treated like shit situation).

  • keep her as a friend or a GF that's not what i can answer but give her a weapon or some sort of self defense then tell her to breakup with him and if she gets threaten or some sort of thing she will be able to defend her self so there is no reason to not break up with him

  • LOL I feel you crazy gunner. Girl troubles are the worst. I'm in just as bad a situation, so I can't get you out either.

  • SHIT YOU LIVE IN TEXAS! DAMN ME TOO! AND MY DAD LIVES IN CALI!!

  • @spenandcaleb YEAH! TEXANS <3 Where you from? Here's a hint, my area codes 713

  • @maplefan52 shit man im in austin, 512.

  • @spenandcaleb About 3-4 hours away from me lol...

  • Probably kinda old already but just move on. You're willing to help but she doesn't want to help herself. She only into him cuz of his looks, according to you. So basically there's nothing you can really do.. Sorry to hear about this but that's teenage life.

  • @mrhighlife808 I've been doing mixed martial arts for 7 years :)

  • My foot hurts

  • get one of her friends get one of your friends too and talk to this guy.i mean the worst he can do to u is beat u up.but u migh tget the girl in the end so try to talk to this guy. he doesnt trust his girl u have to talk to him.=]

  • not cool i can't see your score because of those red thing

    

  • I'll kick his butt for you:) I've been doing mix martial arts for 3 1/2 years now:) but I live in Oregon :(

  • fucking talk to him about how upset it makes you feel how he treats her and how upset and confused it makes her

  • we love your comentaries even if its personal your awesome

  • Whose the kid "in" the brown hair next to you!

    Amazing

  • give him 12 pounds of cupcakes and wait

  • tell her to break up with him now!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Tell her that her boyfriend is a giant douchebag, and then hit that bitch up!

  • i love how you sound like college humors Amir XD

  • Or show her this video.

  • Play the insecurity card and embarase him and while he is crying in the bathroom go out with his girl. :)

  • RC-XD him |!

  • just compliment her all the time man like just normal convo make her feel loved by you then eventually she will realise how he is treating her and see you as the better guy ! good luck bro !

  • Well dude the only thing you can do is too convince that girl to broke up with him you can convince her telling her he's way too jealous and he controls you and etc i helped a friend with a similar situation and he got the chick

  • chloroform him, butt rape him, leave a sticky note that says "you just got butt raped"

  • Heres what you do

    1. Get in Boxing

    2. Tell her that she needs to move on and needs to find a guy that actually cares for her.

    3. Stay away from the guy but if gets to you use your boxing skills trust me i kicked plenty of big buff douchbags asses before with my KickBoxing Skills. I'm serious takes these steps i'm pretty sure you'll be in that

  • heres wat you do confront them both and say ok look we need to straight things out and ask him to to lay off of the stalking shit and dont start throwing fist if he says no but if he does the first punch then you can start going kamikazi on him

  • @mortalkombatkiller66 probably want to avoid a fight the guys 220 lean O.o

  • haha this happend to me to XD she werent allowed to talk to any guys or even have their phone number or their facebooks;)

  • tell her boyfriend to get back in the kitchen so you and the girl can go have sex

  • what is the song he uses in hes intro?

  • @rraNeIsAwesome I refuse(shock one remix) by nestky enjoy :3

  • dont be anyone's 2nd choice. u should tell her that and just get out of that situation because its just gonna cause even worse problems. she might try to get closer to you if u tell her that u cant be her 2nd choice or her friend but get out of that

  • win her in a fight angiast him

  • Give her link to this video, if she is a good person she will understand!

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  • Shpw her this commentary and sge will love you. XD

  • You said chiseled like a Greek God. So just remember, Greek statues have small penises.

  • @Wexfyf what a comment

  • This is the creepiest commentary i have ever watched.

    Im in almost the exact same boat here.

  • @MutinousGamers Join the club O.O

  • start playing soccer

  • HOW do you make that black guy voice?!

  • never let other peoples drama become yours, and you cant help people who dont want to be helped.

  • Tell her that what she is doing is wrong okay.... okay im just a black ops freak the closes i ever get to girls is porn but try :D

  • @Doktoren5000 Amen brother.

  • i hope he watches this

  • k here u go this is what i do to get the girls

    when they are in this situation u want to talk to this guy and u know tell him what ur seeing if he beats u the girl will always get closer and closer to u but see if u really want whats best for her either u tell that guy to back off or teach him to respect her thats my oppinion hope this helped u this is bull shit i know but just try

  • Isn't there like a school social depot to help kids and there problems??

  • If sleeping with the chick is worth getting killed by a 220 pound football monster.

    GO. FOR. IT.

  • my profile name is trey farley with a spiked hairdo as my profile pic tell me your name on facebook and i will help u i got 3 of my friends a girlfriend i will get u away from him he is a bitch

  • tell him he is a faggot, he will probably run off crying

  • this is the first video of yours I have watched.

    I like this dude.

    sweet commentating!

    subbing now!

    aaand, Texas brooo?

    1,200 miles from Cali? we live in the same city!

  • ok listen i am in the same trouble she doesnt even notice me she dont have boyfriend when i try to talk to her my voice cant speak so just talk to her any chance ;) u get keep a look out so just go to 2 base quick send her a facebook request be straight tell her how u feel if anything happens go to the teacher facebook trey farley with 2 wrestlers in profile pic

  • lol "i lost major brownie points" xDDDDD

  • @joshkilljoy3  what dude my profile on facebook is trey farley with 2 wrestlers in profile pic

  • Wow great story.

  • Work out at the gym XD

  • tell him your biggest kill streak.

  • tell him your kill streak.

  • Oh shitz I live in Texas ,Texas FTW

  • beat the shit out of that douchebad and get ur girl brotha

  • slap him and then when his down or whatever you flop your dick in his face :D

  • TEXAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    

  • Ok automatic Thumbs up and fav for the netsky intro. Love i refuse!

  • 1v1 in black ops whoever wins gets her

  • I spose you have already resolved the issue, but shes an attention seeker. Stop caring about her situation, and brush off any complaints.

    that, or rape her. either way

  • you should buy a gun and kill that guy

    xP

  • apply your testicles to his facial area

  • tell her to watch this video!

  • film a sex tape and send it to him

  • Grow some balls beat his ass and fuck his girlfriend =]

  • Kimbo slice is my neighbor

  • u shuld go start wokin out or gettin more buff and go tell him why is he doin that 2 her and try not to start anything and then go talk to the girl about wat u told him and work things out. if u want me to tell u more ideas then ask me. hope this works

    but i do have more ideas. and if all else fails, go ask ur mom for help lol jk but good luck ;)

  • tell that bastard to suck ur dick then run for ur life

  • i never had a top comment

  • Turn off the games, hit the gym and start treating her like shit!!

  • help har then get sume

  • huh, gte on my level...

  • What if that cute girls boyfriend is watching this =O

  • I have had quite a lot of experience in this situation, Josh.

    First what you do is figure out where he'll be everyday at everytime. Then, make a doll that looks exactly like your girly friend. After this only must you get the biggest knife you can possibly find, get your doll, bring it to a place he will be at and set it up somewhere super weird. If the doll is good enough he'll think it's her. Then when he walks up to the doll you get behind him and shank him in the butt.

    Then you run. Fast.

  • battle him in black ops

  • ha ha ha 6ft2? thats nuffin... im in competition with a 7ft rugby player... that shit is hella awkward because he is slow lul, and he is threatenting because he knows she hella likes me and i always mock him ^-^ dont worry i forgot that shit.

  • the bigger they are... the harder they fall... KICK THAT BITCH IN THE BALLZ AND ATTAAAAACKKKKK

  • there are some girls that are only happy when they're sad, if that makes any sense. Some girls wouldnt know what to do without a bunch of drama in their life. I would either leave it alone or do your best to help her break up with him. I had a girl that was just like that. She was in a verbally abusive relationship and the guy was insecure about losing her that hes got his head up his butt and doesnt pay attention to her needs. I talked to the guy, man to man about it, and he did what was right

  • Stand between them with your back 2 the guy

    - start talking 2 her have a regular conversation

    She will be shocked by your dominance over her bf. Hope this helps tell me how it goes!!

  • U have 2 prove your the alpha male, this girl likes the big muscular dominant guy because everybody fears him, another mistake your doing is u keep mentioning him 2 this girl, u have 2 shun him out of the conversation that way when your talking 2 her and looking at her in the eyes which is important EYE CONTACT!! She will focus on u and not him, next time u see her with him:

    -make eye contact with her

    -walk straight up 2 her

    -stand between them with your back 2 the guy always keeping eye conta

  • Just gimme the number. I'll help. ;D