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  • not so much dodge ball it's more like dodge sharp pointy objects and two days ago.

  • black eye? i remember people aiming for the testicles 

  • My gym TEACHERS SUCK! Yes two teachers one class. One is a fat bitch that needs to go on a fatkins diet and the other is one of those that thinks that its sorta like do or die.... THEY BOTH ACT LIKE THIS! ITS BULL! Plus one told my friend who had ASTHMA to WORK HARDER when she was about to fucking pass out! The same teacher failed my friend because SHE HAD A BROKEN ANKLE AND COULDNT WALK PROPERLY! Seriously!? Gym teachers are not needed! Gym isnt even needed! If you ask me kids whore OBESE or

  • i didnt sleep for 2 days and ate two toasts before going to P.E(dont ask its a long story)anyway i trained real hard and finished what i had to do...i started to see little black spots and i was shaking at the end...he failed me because''i wasnt giving enough effort''but the hot girl who spent the whole classes stretching passed...fuck this guy.

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  • im so glad mr. murphy got fired

  • this video gets me all the time i love foamy!! :D my p:e was the same ¬¬ reeet fat git!

  • My gym teacher is a fat bitch.

    I wish I had the weight training teacher.

  • i agree with foamy. My gym teacher always ate junk food and then tried to tell people off for being lazy and not eating healthily

  • i hate all gym teachers and ive never had a fat gym teacher...they're all actually in shape though

  • please dont read this. you will get kissed on the nearest possible friday by the love of your life. tomorrow will be the best day of your life. however if you dont post this comment to at least 3 videos you will die within 2 days. now uv started readin dis dunt stop this is so scary. send this over to 5 videos in 143 minutes when ur done press f6 and ur crushes name will appear on the screen in big letters. this is so scary cause it actually works this actually works!!!!!

  • @frieza625 i haven't seen one of these in fucking ages

  • my gym teacher yells at me to run laps,.......you're 320 lbs Mr. Asswipe. fuck yourself!

  • I hate all teachers. :)

  • @oopals win!

  • what does everyone have against gym? having something against the teacher fine, but what the hell is/was wrong with gym class? its just a great excuse to not be in math, english, art or what ever other class you dont want to be in and has the added bonus of forcing you to do something other than sit around being a fat ass

  • @Snakebiteloo Most of us are not against the idea of gym; we are simply against the "teachers" of this "class".

  • my gym teacher was a little too touchy feely with the freshmen, and he would always where brightly colored spandex shorts . Thats why gym sucks and am in thearapy

  • my female gym teacher was a fat homosexual...typical?

  • "All right, Ladies! Take it off, get in the Shower, and bounce around for me!"

  • @MyAfroDuck I think so, my gym teacher was a lesbian, not that there is anything wrong with that, but seems more common than not. She taught swimming also & stayed in her sweats, never even got in the pool

  • all the female gym teachers in my school were pregnant at the same time, and all the men were like in there 40's and would sit and eat KFC, great example right there ¬_¬

  • well he may make me play doge ball through 1st and 2nd block but who still has their balls attached this guy so hahahahahahahahahah suck what ya dont got loud mouth

  • i already told my morbidly obese gym teacher that first time he was po,d trip to the office that year his wife was the principal second time he turned red suspended for a week third time he was like u... u.... hu okay no drills for me that week

  • "you're in school to learn, not to play with your balls!" XD One of Foamy's best quotes ever! :D

  • I like my P.E teacher but she talks to much T~T

  • we're not allowed to play dodge ball in my school.

    apparently parents were concerned that there children could get injured.

    now all we do is run laps.

    fuck i miss dodge ball.

  • I liked gym honestly, but I had some pretty shitty gym teachers lol

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  • i know my gym teacher is fat and she makes us litteraly run 5 miles

  • Anyone know if Foamy has ever done a rant on college sororities and/or fraternities? He's chewed up so many targets I'm surprised he seems to have missed such a rich mine of rant-worthy antics.

  • Thank god I don't live in the USA

  • @funnyannita same here mate XD

  • my gym teacher ran to the dodge ball court and shoved me in to a wall in the process the was to retarded and drug happy to notice i called him a jack ass

  • don't Somalian pirates dodge cannon balls all the time

  • Dodgeball trains your reflexes, coordination and body control... also teach teamwork from time to time.

  • i had a gym teacher that actually sat in a wheely chair and told us to keep running a mile, then do those god awful push-ups and sit-ups. I don't even think I ever saw that fat bastard leave his wheely chair!

  • Wrong dodgeball taught me alot if you can dodge a ball you can dodge a- Ow i sucked at dodgeball and yeah gym sucks

  • my gym teacher is the muscle-head freak lol hes so strict lol

  • I must have had the only gym teachers on the planet who just didn't give a fuck. They never yelled at us, gave everyone a passing grade for showing up. But then...our school wasn't so much in the business of educating it's kids rather than, getting as many idiots out the door as fast as possible, and if they had to cut corners so be it. 

  • what bugs me about teachers is that they don't shut up when you're trying to work or give you homework on the weekends and holidays.

  • @thephysicwerewolf ikr mty teacher goes like this

    T: what you say?

    Me: Ho-

    T:what you sya?

    Me: ho-

    t- >:[

    me :/

  • My gym teacher would only let us play dodgeball with a soft ball, that was made from a material that was like a sponge. For years, I thought that when people complained about dodgeball being rough, I though they were just whimps.

  • i had an annoying teacher in math...got alonggreat with all the othersbut damn that one guy pissed me off

  • @puppyluvxo1 He should've said added a statement like "so you don't end up like me." Doesn't make him a hypocrite, and he's teaching a lesson to the younger generation. =D

  • i had a similar situation with a health teacher who raged about the importance of safe sex and waiting till ur married and yet was 23 with 5 kids and wasnt married and showed up to class with hickies

    god forbid u say that tho bc then u get a "fun filled phone call"

  • @puppyluvxo1 Hypocrites preach the most.

  • i used to play dodgeball until i took and arrow to the knee

  • Since my Master taught me how to do a double X block high I can protect my face when im playing dodgeball. :3 Also, dodgeing is kinda fun. The only thing I don't like is helth class...I know that drugs are bad, I know that eatting 8 million dollors worth of food per day will get me fat (not MIGHT) and I KNOW all about the 'birds and the bees' ..Why do you call them that anyways?! IDIOTS! When we get the talk every year about sex, most of the idiots im my class squeel and make noises durring it.

  • @AkatsukiLoverX3 it's adevice known as aligory the bee has a stinger and the bird has a vent i feel no need to go into further detail as it should be self explanatory from this point

    as for the rest i agree

  • I hate my gym! I actually enjoy one particular sport soccer...however we LITERALLY NEVER play it! And my gym class' offical title: Cardio. We play Badmitten (or whatever) and football but not soccer? The sport which has you do the MOST running?! And its not even exclusonary because the kids who dont want to run can just be the defenders or goalkeepers. And my P.E leader (student who took a class to be a gym teachers monkey) is a guy I know form middle school who fucked up on drugs! SCREW GYM!

  • The only thing that annoys more than those kinds of gym teachers are my lazyass classmates. I have some good gym teachers that arn't extremists like that and all they want is the students to some effort. when my classmates are told to jog in place for 20 seconds they lift their feet an inch off of the floor at a walking pace.

  • I seriously wish i could take foamys advice and tell off my fat ass bastard gym teacher hes a fat hypocritt. He was eating spoonfuls of fucking nutela u kno tht chocolate hazelnut spread out of the god damn jar during class wat the hell man just wat the hell

  • Thankfully when I was in high school, I didn't have either of these teachers. I didn't have either a hypocritical fat bastard telling me how to throw a football or a jacked up douchebag forcing me to throw a ball as hard and as fast as I could. I have a combination of both. Not jacked up on steroids and not eating fattening foods

  • I did have to dodge a ball at supper the other night, actually.

  • your preaching to the choir

  • gym sucks and sould be optional.

  • @killjoy20111 You do know that 2 years of Gym is required in most high schools to graduate, right?

  • @killjoy20111 PE was the only period of highschool that was fun.... lol I guess i got lucky since i got into advanced PE, which meant i scored high enough on tests to prove i did not need to do normal PE which was working out and running 3 days a week. Advanced PE was games 5 days a week!

  • @killjoy20111 in my school it is

  • its till fun

  • holy shit...i will do that if i ever get the chance :D

  • i agree with foamy i HATE gym AND SPORTS

  • i have 2 guy gym teacers, they are both a mix of the 2 types fomey talked about. i dare sombody to take fomeys advice and reply to me (---->) how it went THE POWER OF FOAMY COMPELS YOU!

  • What do you do with a fat bastard is thinks "students learn more in sports than they will ever learn in academics". My kids have a gym teacher like that who calls the kids wimps when they get hurt doing his stupid exercises that have been BANNED in several states! I flat told the sucker to his face that he was an IDIOT.

  • my gym teacher had made me play scoocer and my parents where fine with it and to make a long story short he got hit in the face with a ball on right wing {thats for making me play the game without letting me sit out for a fucking break i dont care i got like 5 or 8 points for the team like every game i need a fucking break you dumb mother fucker}

  • @invaderzimrocks13 I imagine your parents are pissed at your English teacher though.

  • @v1de0gamr yeah pretty much

  • @invaderzimrocks13 LOL XDDDDDD

  • Heheheh, At my school we have like 4 different gym teachers. My gym teacher doesn't give a fuck what we do as long as were not fighting or sitting down

  • I agree with foamy lol i sit on my bed watching foamy and eating hot chips

  • I think I heard someone laughing when Foamy said, "Don't have a grin on your face, giggling from the side of your mouth'.

  • i use foamy's advice all time.... ive never been happier FOAMY FOR PREZ BITCHES!

  • PLAY or DIE!

  • Dodge ball helps you learn how to Dodge abnormally size bullets :)

  • gym is fun :P an easy grade for me

  • im not an athletic person but i do like gym. its the one time in 8 hours your aloud to get out of a fucking desk.

  • my gym teacher is skinny and he expects us to lift dumb bells or something. fuck gym teachers and regular ones.

  • I LOVE GYM

  • FOAMY KNOWS ALL!!! =D

  • It isn't gym I mind. It's team sports I mind. There's always some loudmouthed skank, or some douchebag jock that takes it way too seriously. You miss the ball, you are automatically the most hated person on the planet. That's why I prefer solitary exercise. It relieves stress and gives you a chance to think by yourself.

  • "If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball"

    "If you can dodge traffic you can dodge a ball"

  • Foamy speaks for all of us who hate gym!!

  • I would rather play with my balls than get an education. d;

  • Being fat, I'm proud to say that gym/p.e. was the only class me and 5 other people exempted in. I went in during break and finished my 12 laps 5 minutes after the tarty bell rang.

  • Chocolate-covered chicken! It's finger-lickin' good...

  • I love you foamy!!!

  • Hey... dodgeball is fun.

  • i really hate when you ask gym teachers why the hell we have learn this stuff, it takes a 10 minutes for them to make a pathetic excuse. IT PISSES ME OFF!!!!!!!!!

  • I have the 300 pound gym teacher. He also seems like the kinda guy who only became a gym teacher to make girls under 18 do jumping jacks and watch their boobs bounce. Weirdo creeps me out.

  • Play or die i lol

  • My gym teacher is fucking annoying. Everytime before a double P.E. we have a 3 or 4 km run and for the people who cannot keep up get a lecture about "Kids in the third world countires don't have a choice to run" to which I state "Well I thank god on the fact that I don't fucking live in Africa"... I am currently suspended.

  • I hate gym...Not for the sports, not for the tests, but for both the health class part and dodgeball. I was playing dodge ball and was laughing and talking to my friends when some girl yelled at me for laughing, soon the all the guys and girls were throughing the wrong balls at me and were aiming for my head. DX And in helth.the imature little idiots gigle like there high or something...Sheesh, when will they grow up?

  • @AkatsukiLoverX3 they will grow up when u take a stapler and staple their mouths to their ass to prove they indeed suck ass!

  • Me and my friends throw stuff at each other and, since I'm the only who really participated in dodge ball, I always win.

  • I honestly think that Foamy is George Carlin reincarnated as a squirrel.

  • @VikingAxStudios agreed!

    

  • @VikingAxStudios dogde ball was the only time that i got to throw something at that assholes in class and not get hurt.

  • @scarease1 or in trouble. so i like it.

  • @VikingAxStudios YES! :)

    

  • @VikingAxStudios Foamy came to be before George Carlin died but I see the similarities. I'm willing to bet that John is a Carlin fan, as are most foamy fans more then likely.

  • Why the fuck do we take gym its useless omg running 6K when am i going run that much ? FUCK GYM BITCHS

  • Foamy, your advice shall help me succeed in life

  • Foamy, I used your advice. It worked.

  • 34 people are gym teachers... :)

  • dude okay u knwo what i hate?? when ppl just copy words from a video and then a bunch of ppl like the comment. its like, if u like it, like the video! duuuh!

  • 34 people are gym teachers :P

  • Wow the dodge ball teaches life lessons bullshit again?? "FUCK DODGEBALL!!" Learn to live life not by fucking being a moron and having to rely on a painful (but admittedly fin -evilface-) game but by actually doing productive life things :P

  • We have gym because lots of kids are lazy and need all of the exercise they can get (including me, but that's exactly why I value gym). If there is ANYTHING to be learned from gym class, it's that you shouldn't be tired after a few stretches!!!

  • Quick, let's force ourselves to think of as many deeply intellectual philosophical meanings for dodgeball's existence as we can. Because we were those angry kids on the team that won, after sending a few from the other team to the nurse's office. No, dodgeball isn't some deep metaphor game. Life isn't all about constantly expecting pain and danger from everyone. If it were, the happiest and smartest people would be the cellar'dwellers who never leave their house.

  • Dodge ball is illegal in my state. So we play prison that one only uses 3 balls

  • Dodge ball was created to help soldiers dodge bullets and other things. Ultimately proving That there is no point for 12-15 year old teenagers to learn this horrible game.

  • i have both kinds of teachers for gym , a fat one and i really fit one who loves sports

  • MAN FUCK YOU AM A PROFESSIONAL DODGEBALL PLAYER!!!

    ps. I AM YELLING

  • @TinyPinkTampon

    awww the tinypicktampon is yelling?

  • @TinyPinkTampon oooo really i love dodgeball

  • ...I miss recess....

  • If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball!!!! LOL

  • The problem with gym class, is no one ever takes the time to get creative.

    To try other approaches for the benefit of health. It's always the same shit.

    Dodgeball, Basketball, Football & Tennis. Basically, they take all the group sports, which is NOT for everyone, and make you play. There are other ways to get exercise. Like: wall climbing, swimming, walking, dance, & Jungle Gyms. The irony is, we got more exercise in recess when were little than in any gym class. Doing INDEPENDENT activities

  • Well... dodgeball proved useful to me in college... dodging water balloons and bb guns at el cid :)

  • oodly my gym teacher this year isnt eaither one. but last year it was all "if you dont do this youll get a f" and "gym is a absolutle needed class" this. i mean there practickly getting rid of the good stuff yet there keeping the bad crap? f*** logict!

  • Where I come from, dodgeball is illegal.

  • @KingdomHeartsGame1 What hell hole do you live in, so I may never go there.

  • @Kiddeth Texas~

  • @KingdomHeartsGame1 really, Go figure.

  • @KingdomHeartsGame1 I FUCKING LOVE TEXAS!!!

  • Gym to me is more of a death trap than an actual class. I'm unathletic and everytime I have to do a sport, I feel like shooting myself because I have to deal with a bunch of whores and jocks in my class this year. I don't like sports. I don't care for sports. Unfortunately it's a state law in NYS to take gym, which SUCKS. Not everyone is an athlete. It's especially bad when you're sick and outside walking the track >_< God I hate gym... Besides, since when am I gonna use this in my future? Never

  • @EverlastingCC I felt the same way until the day I had to run 5 miles carrying my son who was bleeding out from an accident.

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  • @EverlastingCC yessir thank you for proving to me that im not the only gym hating kid. 2 things in life i dont see doing for a job ALGEBRA >_< and running... until the zombies come lol

  • @EverlastingCC phys ed is only useful if you don't wanna die young out of lethargy, so I gues you have no use for it. You are right on the mark.

  • @EverlastingCC Rule #1: C.A.R.D.I.O.

    Columbus from "Zombieland"

  • @EverlastingCC Only time any of us nerds are gonna use gym is dureing a zombie apocolips. (sorry can't spell) So intill the living dead are climing in our windows I would rather not deal with this shit.

  • @EverlastingCC You'll be suprised my friend. You'll never say, "Man I wish I participated in Gym." but you might wish you lived healthier... That is unless you are healthy already.

  • @XSkullxTotenKopfX it was a women and no she was frail

  • 34 people are crap gym teachers :/

  • sports are important becuase they give you something to do and exercise, but we don't have to act like it is a do or die thing, heaven for bids we all don' t like sports.

  • Gym sucks ass, dodge ball has little to do with physical fitness. I dont mind jumpingjacks , yoga or any other physical exercise. I hate competitive sports , coz there is always gonna be some douche who thinks he's in the Olympics and ruin it for everyone.

  • i always hated gym class. its pointless. odds are, when you get to the class, and ur fat, ur still gunna be fat when ur done with that year. why? because people make fun of fat people who put forth physical effort. so why would a pre-pubescent child put themselves through that, when they can sit around with everyone else, pretending they just dont care? pointless pointless class.

  • @cgiwattgrrl99 Grading isn't the problem. A grading system if done properly can be a great motivator to get students to work hard. The problem is the teacher that gives easy A's because they just showed up and did nothing the whole time. As for the rec center, great, but I am sure that also requires tax levies to make it happen and people like me are not willing to pay extra money that we do not have on something unnecessary when we have the gym classes that serves the purpose as it is.

  • i dont do gym i lift wit my badda and hiz friends

  • Dodge ball is a metaphor for the most important skill you can ever learn.

    Pay attention, If you can learn how to pay attention then there is nothing that you can not learn and those "balls" that will be thrown at you throughout you life well you'll have a better chance at seeing thing coming. Dodge ball may be the most important game ever played.

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  • @Kiddeth I fear for the next generation then, kids are not even allowed to play dodgeball anymore :(

  • @Kiddeth I disagree with the actual sport of dodge ball being the most important game is life. I understand your metaphor. However, the actual game of dodge ball is not necessarily based off of this metaphor. Someone may see this ball coming towards his or her head, which will probably knock out his or her teeth, but they may just lack the physical ability to dodge it.; however they may not lack the actual emotional trait required for real life problems.

  • @heathertimmers yopu've been playing with the wrong balls my friend. And getting your teeth knocked out in is like that sometime as well figuratively and actually. Dodge ball is an excellent game, it teaches many life lessons, not matter how well you are doing you are going to get hit, what you do afterwards can define your character in more ways than you can imagine. That little kid that get picked last and gets out first, well the thing is he gets back in and is a better person for it.

  • @Kiddeth If dodge ball was developed by the metaphorical stand point in which you have discussed, shouldn’t the gym teachers who present the game to the students explain this? When students play this game they are not thinking in a metaphorical manner, they are thinking: “Oh boy, I’m am going to chuck this ball at that kid’s head, and it is going to hurt!” The manner in which you think of dodge ball is clever, yes, but it is not necessarily how students interpret the game. That is the danger.

  • @heathertimmers That's the thing it doesn't hurt. (unless you are using the wrong ball). People are so concerned that someone will get hurt, that someone self esteem will suffer. in the end they do a greater disservice to the students then any bully or simple game could ever do. They grow up thinking that life is fair. It's not, it's not even nice. If you want something you are going to have to go take it, and you will most likely get hurt in the process. that's dodge ball, that's life.

  • @Kiddeth Well, that is another thing. A student could use the right ball, but he or she could still throw hard (speed makes things more painful). I respect your opinion on this matter; however, I personally think this lesson can be taught by simpling explaining that life isn't fair by giving examples from real-life situations. The news is a great way to show that life isn't always fair. Look at all the people that get off for thier crimes in the matter of justice or even religion.

  • @Kiddeth Thing is, the teachers don't point out that metaphor, so the majority of the kids never make the connection and therefore it has no real value.

    Some people, (like you have apparently) might come up with that real life connection, but the rest of the world is too narrow minded to see it.

  • @ristinacay my teachers did. I guess it really depends on the teacher and how good they are. But now you know and now you can point it out to them.

  • @Kiddeth yes! and i thank you for that observation!

  • "You're in school to learn, not play with THEIR balls" that would have been funnier. great show tho, i'm in love with foamy.

  • I had a gym teacher who was fat and she always ate chocolate. haha

  • My gym teacher was at neither end of Foamy's gym teacher spectrum. He was just a jerk. He screamed at us for wasting time during a game, while yelling for 10 of the 40-minute classes.

  • I really love how people all complain about having to take gym when the obesity rate in this country is horrendous. I may not have liked all of the things I had to do in gym but at the end of the day I felt good knowing that I at least got some activity in. With busy schedules like today, people should not be angry at having to OMG move faster than a zombie like walk for a day. You don't wanna end up like Germain...

  • i got in trouble for doing what you told me. then i showed them this video. they dont like you.

  • I never understood why gym is a required class. My parents always said "Well, it teaches you about health and the importance of being fit!" You're kidding right? I have to take health for that in high school. So why am I wasting my time in gym class, when most of us will never use the crap we learned in there, in REAL LIFE. WHY!?! WHY THE HELL SHOULD I BE CONCERNED HOW LONG IT TAKES ME TO RUN A F-ING MILE!?! I'm never gonna race that far! Ever! God!

  • @fairybone0102 Gym is just as important as any other class you take, more than some to be sure. studies have shows that exerciser of the body lowers stress and help promote clear thinking. also prolonged sitting restricts blood flow and can cause major health problems. as for run a mile, my son was bleeding out in my arms from a car accident, I had to run a lot farther than a mile carrying him. so you should really think it through before you start saying things you will never do.

  • @Kiddeth i never said i won't run a mile. i'm just saying that grading me on how fast is bull. as for everything else you said, i don't really care.

  • @fairybone0102 Of course you don't care your a little kid, you think you are indestructable and that life will never touch you and you will conntinue to thik so all they way up until that ball comes flyng outa nowhere.

  • @Kiddeth first of all. I'm not a little kid. Second, i'm VERY concerned life will toch me. If you understood anything about my personal history, which, if you're allowing that stereotype adults have, i'm gonna say "because you're an adult who thinks they understand everything when they know that they don't".

  • Thank god Im not in school anymore. Fucking HATED Gym too, and athletes always get preferential treatment. 

  • LOL at all the middle school kids complaining about P.E.

  • ROTFLMAO.

  • well you could have told me to use your advice at my risk in the BEGINING of the fucking video cause NOW IM IN FICKING TROUBLE FROM MY SCHOOL PARENTS AND FRIENDS SCREW YOU FOAMY!!!...but you rock also :P

  • 0:23 ...

    ... Chocolate covered chicken :D

  • I love you Fomay. end of story.

  • i burned my kit in front of them.....

  • i fucking love you end of story ALL HAIL TO FOAMY!!!

  • Dodgeball is only fun when you can "accidentally" KO the gym teacher or manage to hit someone from across the gym who is not there for gym but there to deliver something to a teacher.

  • I HATE GYM !!!! WHEN THE FUCK AM I GOING TO EVER DOGE BALLS ?? NEVER NEVER

  • PLAY OR DIE

  • this isnt funny at all

  • @xx3Gmoney3xx It's not meant to be funny. It's supposed to be meaningful, you idiot.

  • @xx3Gmoney3xx ...

    are you a gym teacher then?

    or maybe you just don't have a sense of humor.

  • @xx3Gmoney3xx Who in the fuck asked you? If you don't have anything constructive to say then shut the fuck up.