My gym TEACHERS SUCK! Yes two teachers one class. One is a fat bitch that needs to go on a fatkins diet and the other is one of those that thinks that its sorta like do or die.... THEY BOTH ACT LIKE THIS! ITS BULL! Plus one told my friend who had ASTHMA to WORK HARDER when she was about to fucking pass out! The same teacher failed my friend because SHE HAD A BROKEN ANKLE AND COULDNT WALK PROPERLY! Seriously!? Gym teachers are not needed! Gym isnt even needed! If you ask me kids whore OBESE or
i didnt sleep for 2 days and ate two toasts before going to P.E(dont ask its a long story)anyway i trained real hard and finished what i had to do...i started to see little black spots and i was shaking at the end...he failed me because''i wasnt giving enough effort''but the hot girl who spent the whole classes stretching passed...fuck this guy.
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what does everyone have against gym? having something against the teacher fine, but what the hell is/was wrong with gym class? its just a great excuse to not be in math, english, art or what ever other class you dont want to be in and has the added bonus of forcing you to do something other than sit around being a fat ass
my gym teacher was a little too touchy feely with the freshmen, and he would always where brightly colored spandex shorts . Thats why gym sucks and am in thearapy
@MyAfroDuck I think so, my gym teacher was a lesbian, not that there is anything wrong with that, but seems more common than not. She taught swimming also & stayed in her sweats, never even got in the pool
all the female gym teachers in my school were pregnant at the same time, and all the men were like in there 40's and would sit and eat KFC, great example right there ¬_¬
well he may make me play doge ball through 1st and 2nd block but who still has their balls attached this guy so hahahahahahahahahah suck what ya dont got loud mouth
i already told my morbidly obese gym teacher that first time he was po,d trip to the office that year his wife was the principal second time he turned red suspended for a week third time he was like u... u.... hu okay no drills for me that week
Anyone know if Foamy has ever done a rant on college sororities and/or fraternities? He's chewed up so many targets I'm surprised he seems to have missed such a rich mine of rant-worthy antics.
my gym teacher ran to the dodge ball court and shoved me in to a wall in the process the was to retarded and drug happy to notice i called him a jack ass
i had a gym teacher that actually sat in a wheely chair and told us to keep running a mile, then do those god awful push-ups and sit-ups. I don't even think I ever saw that fat bastard leave his wheely chair!
I must have had the only gym teachers on the planet who just didn't give a fuck. They never yelled at us, gave everyone a passing grade for showing up. But then...our school wasn't so much in the business of educating it's kids rather than, getting as many idiots out the door as fast as possible, and if they had to cut corners so be it.
My gym teacher would only let us play dodgeball with a soft ball, that was made from a material that was like a sponge. For years, I thought that when people complained about dodgeball being rough, I though they were just whimps.
@puppyluvxo1 He should've said added a statement like "so you don't end up like me." Doesn't make him a hypocrite, and he's teaching a lesson to the younger generation. =D
i had a similar situation with a health teacher who raged about the importance of safe sex and waiting till ur married and yet was 23 with 5 kids and wasnt married and showed up to class with hickies
god forbid u say that tho bc then u get a "fun filled phone call"
Since my Master taught me how to do a double X block high I can protect my face when im playing dodgeball. :3 Also, dodgeing is kinda fun. The only thing I don't like is helth class...I know that drugs are bad, I know that eatting 8 million dollors worth of food per day will get me fat (not MIGHT) and I KNOW all about the 'birds and the bees' ..Why do you call them that anyways?! IDIOTS! When we get the talk every year about sex, most of the idiots im my class squeel and make noises durring it.
@AkatsukiLoverX3 it's adevice known as aligory the bee has a stinger and the bird has a vent i feel no need to go into further detail as it should be self explanatory from this point
I hate my gym! I actually enjoy one particular sport soccer...however we LITERALLY NEVER play it! And my gym class' offical title: Cardio. We play Badmitten (or whatever) and football but not soccer? The sport which has you do the MOST running?! And its not even exclusonary because the kids who dont want to run can just be the defenders or goalkeepers. And my P.E leader (student who took a class to be a gym teachers monkey) is a guy I know form middle school who fucked up on drugs! SCREW GYM!
The only thing that annoys more than those kinds of gym teachers are my lazyass classmates. I have some good gym teachers that arn't extremists like that and all they want is the students to some effort. when my classmates are told to jog in place for 20 seconds they lift their feet an inch off of the floor at a walking pace.
I seriously wish i could take foamys advice and tell off my fat ass bastard gym teacher hes a fat hypocritt. He was eating spoonfuls of fucking nutela u kno tht chocolate hazelnut spread out of the god damn jar during class wat the hell man just wat the hell
Thankfully when I was in high school, I didn't have either of these teachers. I didn't have either a hypocritical fat bastard telling me how to throw a football or a jacked up douchebag forcing me to throw a ball as hard and as fast as I could. I have a combination of both. Not jacked up on steroids and not eating fattening foods
@killjoy20111 PE was the only period of highschool that was fun.... lol I guess i got lucky since i got into advanced PE, which meant i scored high enough on tests to prove i did not need to do normal PE which was working out and running 3 days a week. Advanced PE was games 5 days a week!
i have 2 guy gym teacers, they are both a mix of the 2 types fomey talked about. i dare sombody to take fomeys advice and reply to me (---->) how it went THE POWER OF FOAMY COMPELS YOU!
What do you do with a fat bastard is thinks "students learn more in sports than they will ever learn in academics". My kids have a gym teacher like that who calls the kids wimps when they get hurt doing his stupid exercises that have been BANNED in several states! I flat told the sucker to his face that he was an IDIOT.
my gym teacher had made me play scoocer and my parents where fine with it and to make a long story short he got hit in the face with a ball on right wing {thats for making me play the game without letting me sit out for a fucking break i dont care i got like 5 or 8 points for the team like every game i need a fucking break you dumb mother fucker}
Heheheh, At my school we have like 4 different gym teachers. My gym teacher doesn't give a fuck what we do as long as were not fighting or sitting down
It isn't gym I mind. It's team sports I mind. There's always some loudmouthed skank, or some douchebag jock that takes it way too seriously. You miss the ball, you are automatically the most hated person on the planet. That's why I prefer solitary exercise. It relieves stress and gives you a chance to think by yourself.
Being fat, I'm proud to say that gym/p.e. was the only class me and 5 other people exempted in. I went in during break and finished my 12 laps 5 minutes after the tarty bell rang.
i really hate when you ask gym teachers why the hell we have learn this stuff, it takes a 10 minutes for them to make a pathetic excuse. IT PISSES ME OFF!!!!!!!!!
I have the 300 pound gym teacher. He also seems like the kinda guy who only became a gym teacher to make girls under 18 do jumping jacks and watch their boobs bounce. Weirdo creeps me out.
My gym teacher is fucking annoying. Everytime before a double P.E. we have a 3 or 4 km run and for the people who cannot keep up get a lecture about "Kids in the third world countires don't have a choice to run" to which I state "Well I thank god on the fact that I don't fucking live in Africa"... I am currently suspended.
I hate gym...Not for the sports, not for the tests, but for both the health class part and dodgeball. I was playing dodge ball and was laughing and talking to my friends when some girl yelled at me for laughing, soon the all the guys and girls were throughing the wrong balls at me and were aiming for my head. DX And in helth.the imature little idiots gigle like there high or something...Sheesh, when will they grow up?
@VikingAxStudios Foamy came to be before George Carlin died but I see the similarities. I'm willing to bet that John is a Carlin fan, as are most foamy fans more then likely.
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Wow the dodge ball teaches life lessons bullshit again?? "FUCK DODGEBALL!!" Learn to live life not by fucking being a moron and having to rely on a painful (but admittedly fin -evilface-) game but by actually doing productive life things :P
We have gym because lots of kids are lazy and need all of the exercise they can get (including me, but that's exactly why I value gym). If there is ANYTHING to be learned from gym class, it's that you shouldn't be tired after a few stretches!!!
Quick, let's force ourselves to think of as many deeply intellectual philosophical meanings for dodgeball's existence as we can. Because we were those angry kids on the team that won, after sending a few from the other team to the nurse's office. No, dodgeball isn't some deep metaphor game. Life isn't all about constantly expecting pain and danger from everyone. If it were, the happiest and smartest people would be the cellar'dwellers who never leave their house.
Dodge ball was created to help soldiers dodge bullets and other things. Ultimately proving That there is no point for 12-15 year old teenagers to learn this horrible game.
The problem with gym class, is no one ever takes the time to get creative.
To try other approaches for the benefit of health. It's always the same shit.
Dodgeball, Basketball, Football & Tennis. Basically, they take all the group sports, which is NOT for everyone, and make you play. There are other ways to get exercise. Like: wall climbing, swimming, walking, dance, & Jungle Gyms. The irony is, we got more exercise in recess when were little than in any gym class. Doing INDEPENDENT activities
oodly my gym teacher this year isnt eaither one. but last year it was all "if you dont do this youll get a f" and "gym is a absolutle needed class" this. i mean there practickly getting rid of the good stuff yet there keeping the bad crap? f*** logict!
Gym to me is more of a death trap than an actual class. I'm unathletic and everytime I have to do a sport, I feel like shooting myself because I have to deal with a bunch of whores and jocks in my class this year. I don't like sports. I don't care for sports. Unfortunately it's a state law in NYS to take gym, which SUCKS. Not everyone is an athlete. It's especially bad when you're sick and outside walking the track >_< God I hate gym... Besides, since when am I gonna use this in my future? Never
@EverlastingCC yessir thank you for proving to me that im not the only gym hating kid. 2 things in life i dont see doing for a job ALGEBRA >_< and running... until the zombies come lol
@EverlastingCC Only time any of us nerds are gonna use gym is dureing a zombie apocolips. (sorry can't spell) So intill the living dead are climing in our windows I would rather not deal with this shit.
@EverlastingCC You'll be suprised my friend. You'll never say, "Man I wish I participated in Gym." but you might wish you lived healthier... That is unless you are healthy already.
sports are important becuase they give you something to do and exercise, but we don't have to act like it is a do or die thing, heaven for bids we all don' t like sports.
Gym sucks ass, dodge ball has little to do with physical fitness. I dont mind jumpingjacks , yoga or any other physical exercise. I hate competitive sports , coz there is always gonna be some douche who thinks he's in the Olympics and ruin it for everyone.
i always hated gym class. its pointless. odds are, when you get to the class, and ur fat, ur still gunna be fat when ur done with that year. why? because people make fun of fat people who put forth physical effort. so why would a pre-pubescent child put themselves through that, when they can sit around with everyone else, pretending they just dont care? pointless pointless class.
@cgiwattgrrl99 Grading isn't the problem. A grading system if done properly can be a great motivator to get students to work hard. The problem is the teacher that gives easy A's because they just showed up and did nothing the whole time. As for the rec center, great, but I am sure that also requires tax levies to make it happen and people like me are not willing to pay extra money that we do not have on something unnecessary when we have the gym classes that serves the purpose as it is.
Dodge ball is a metaphor for the most important skill you can ever learn.
Pay attention, If you can learn how to pay attention then there is nothing that you can not learn and those "balls" that will be thrown at you throughout you life well you'll have a better chance at seeing thing coming. Dodge ball may be the most important game ever played.
@Kiddeth philosophical on simplicity mixed in with undertones of subliminal messages building up the world... huh... im impressed nice view point... i agree =D finally... one of the few comments (highest rated) worth thumbs up...
@Kiddeth I disagree with the actual sport of dodge ball being the most important game is life. I understand your metaphor. However, the actual game of dodge ball is not necessarily based off of this metaphor. Someone may see this ball coming towards his or her head, which will probably knock out his or her teeth, but they may just lack the physical ability to dodge it.; however they may not lack the actual emotional trait required for real life problems.
@heathertimmers yopu've been playing with the wrong balls my friend. And getting your teeth knocked out in is like that sometime as well figuratively and actually. Dodge ball is an excellent game, it teaches many life lessons, not matter how well you are doing you are going to get hit, what you do afterwards can define your character in more ways than you can imagine. That little kid that get picked last and gets out first, well the thing is he gets back in and is a better person for it.
@Kiddeth If dodge ball was developed by the metaphorical stand point in which you have discussed, shouldn’t the gym teachers who present the game to the students explain this? When students play this game they are not thinking in a metaphorical manner, they are thinking: “Oh boy, I’m am going to chuck this ball at that kid’s head, and it is going to hurt!” The manner in which you think of dodge ball is clever, yes, but it is not necessarily how students interpret the game. That is the danger.
@heathertimmers That's the thing it doesn't hurt. (unless you are using the wrong ball). People are so concerned that someone will get hurt, that someone self esteem will suffer. in the end they do a greater disservice to the students then any bully or simple game could ever do. They grow up thinking that life is fair. It's not, it's not even nice. If you want something you are going to have to go take it, and you will most likely get hurt in the process. that's dodge ball, that's life.
@Kiddeth Well, that is another thing. A student could use the right ball, but he or she could still throw hard (speed makes things more painful). I respect your opinion on this matter; however, I personally think this lesson can be taught by simpling explaining that life isn't fair by giving examples from real-life situations. The news is a great way to show that life isn't always fair. Look at all the people that get off for thier crimes in the matter of justice or even religion.
@Kiddeth Thing is, the teachers don't point out that metaphor, so the majority of the kids never make the connection and therefore it has no real value.
Some people, (like you have apparently) might come up with that real life connection, but the rest of the world is too narrow minded to see it.
My gym teacher was at neither end of Foamy's gym teacher spectrum. He was just a jerk. He screamed at us for wasting time during a game, while yelling for 10 of the 40-minute classes.
I really love how people all complain about having to take gym when the obesity rate in this country is horrendous. I may not have liked all of the things I had to do in gym but at the end of the day I felt good knowing that I at least got some activity in. With busy schedules like today, people should not be angry at having to OMG move faster than a zombie like walk for a day. You don't wanna end up like Germain...
I never understood why gym is a required class. My parents always said "Well, it teaches you about health and the importance of being fit!" You're kidding right? I have to take health for that in high school. So why am I wasting my time in gym class, when most of us will never use the crap we learned in there, in REAL LIFE. WHY!?! WHY THE HELL SHOULD I BE CONCERNED HOW LONG IT TAKES ME TO RUN A F-ING MILE!?! I'm never gonna race that far! Ever! God!
@fairybone0102 Gym is just as important as any other class you take, more than some to be sure. studies have shows that exerciser of the body lowers stress and help promote clear thinking. also prolonged sitting restricts blood flow and can cause major health problems. as for run a mile, my son was bleeding out in my arms from a car accident, I had to run a lot farther than a mile carrying him. so you should really think it through before you start saying things you will never do.
@fairybone0102 Of course you don't care your a little kid, you think you are indestructable and that life will never touch you and you will conntinue to thik so all they way up until that ball comes flyng outa nowhere.
@Kiddeth first of all. I'm not a little kid. Second, i'm VERY concerned life will toch me. If you understood anything about my personal history, which, if you're allowing that stereotype adults have, i'm gonna say "because you're an adult who thinks they understand everything when they know that they don't".
well you could have told me to use your advice at my risk in the BEGINING of the fucking video cause NOW IM IN FICKING TROUBLE FROM MY SCHOOL PARENTS AND FRIENDS SCREW YOU FOAMY!!!...but you rock also :P
Dodgeball is only fun when you can "accidentally" KO the gym teacher or manage to hit someone from across the gym who is not there for gym but there to deliver something to a teacher.
not so much dodge ball it's more like dodge sharp pointy objects and two days ago.
Oracle36 1 day ago
black eye? i remember people aiming for the testicles
brynerj 4 days ago in playlist More videos from jimathers
My gym TEACHERS SUCK! Yes two teachers one class. One is a fat bitch that needs to go on a fatkins diet and the other is one of those that thinks that its sorta like do or die.... THEY BOTH ACT LIKE THIS! ITS BULL! Plus one told my friend who had ASTHMA to WORK HARDER when she was about to fucking pass out! The same teacher failed my friend because SHE HAD A BROKEN ANKLE AND COULDNT WALK PROPERLY! Seriously!? Gym teachers are not needed! Gym isnt even needed! If you ask me kids whore OBESE or
forbiddengirl15 5 days ago
i didnt sleep for 2 days and ate two toasts before going to P.E(dont ask its a long story)anyway i trained real hard and finished what i had to do...i started to see little black spots and i was shaking at the end...he failed me because''i wasnt giving enough effort''but the hot girl who spent the whole classes stretching passed...fuck this guy.
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DIVAD291 1 week ago in playlist Uploaded videos
im so glad mr. murphy got fired
Chalcedony6421 1 week ago in playlist Foamy the Squirrel rant vids
this video gets me all the time i love foamy!! :D my p:e was the same ¬¬ reeet fat git!
chrissywilkinson93 1 week ago
My gym teacher is a fat bitch.
I wish I had the weight training teacher.
AlyssaBabeeSoFlyy 1 week ago
i agree with foamy. My gym teacher always ate junk food and then tried to tell people off for being lazy and not eating healthily
1FinalFantasyFreek1 1 week ago in playlist More videos from jimathers
i hate all gym teachers and ive never had a fat gym teacher...they're all actually in shape though
wolfiemjm 1 week ago
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frieza625 1 week ago
@frieza625 i haven't seen one of these in fucking ages
general3dill1 6 days ago
my gym teacher yells at me to run laps,.......you're 320 lbs Mr. Asswipe. fuck yourself!
Garrafreak001 1 week ago
I hate all teachers. :)
oopals 1 week ago
@oopals win!
canihealls 1 week ago
what does everyone have against gym? having something against the teacher fine, but what the hell is/was wrong with gym class? its just a great excuse to not be in math, english, art or what ever other class you dont want to be in and has the added bonus of forcing you to do something other than sit around being a fat ass
Snakebiteloo 1 week ago in playlist More videos from jimathers
@Snakebiteloo Most of us are not against the idea of gym; we are simply against the "teachers" of this "class".
pacguy19 1 week ago in playlist Foamy's Rants
my gym teacher was a little too touchy feely with the freshmen, and he would always where brightly colored spandex shorts . Thats why gym sucks and am in thearapy
airwatersky 1 week ago in playlist Foamy's Classic Rant Collab
my female gym teacher was a fat homosexual...typical?
MyAfroDuck 2 weeks ago
"All right, Ladies! Take it off, get in the Shower, and bounce around for me!"
Bowmaj21 2 weeks ago
@MyAfroDuck I think so, my gym teacher was a lesbian, not that there is anything wrong with that, but seems more common than not. She taught swimming also & stayed in her sweats, never even got in the pool
jarpgh 2 weeks ago
all the female gym teachers in my school were pregnant at the same time, and all the men were like in there 40's and would sit and eat KFC, great example right there ¬_¬
littleskullgirl 2 weeks ago
well he may make me play doge ball through 1st and 2nd block but who still has their balls attached this guy so hahahahahahahahahah suck what ya dont got loud mouth
zzrought231 3 weeks ago in playlist Foamy the squirrel
i already told my morbidly obese gym teacher that first time he was po,d trip to the office that year his wife was the principal second time he turned red suspended for a week third time he was like u... u.... hu okay no drills for me that week
zzrought231 3 weeks ago in playlist Foamy the squirrel
"you're in school to learn, not to play with your balls!" XD One of Foamy's best quotes ever! :D
KidMurdaENT 3 weeks ago
I like my P.E teacher but she talks to much T~T
lovelypurple4eva 3 weeks ago
we're not allowed to play dodge ball in my school.
apparently parents were concerned that there children could get injured.
now all we do is run laps.
fuck i miss dodge ball.
jorg252 3 weeks ago 3
I liked gym honestly, but I had some pretty shitty gym teachers lol
kundaflowerz 3 weeks ago in playlist Foamy's Classic Rant Collab
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funnyannita 3 weeks ago
i know my gym teacher is fat and she makes us litteraly run 5 miles
legoguygp 3 weeks ago
Anyone know if Foamy has ever done a rant on college sororities and/or fraternities? He's chewed up so many targets I'm surprised he seems to have missed such a rich mine of rant-worthy antics.
AeriaGl0ris 3 weeks ago
Thank god I don't live in the USA
funnyannita 3 weeks ago
@funnyannita same here mate XD
omegalock27 3 weeks ago
my gym teacher ran to the dodge ball court and shoved me in to a wall in the process the was to retarded and drug happy to notice i called him a jack ass
jerkyAddict 4 weeks ago
don't Somalian pirates dodge cannon balls all the time
RANDOMIST4LYF 4 weeks ago
Dodgeball trains your reflexes, coordination and body control... also teach teamwork from time to time.
videocritic2463 1 month ago in playlist Fler videoklipp från jimathers
i had a gym teacher that actually sat in a wheely chair and told us to keep running a mile, then do those god awful push-ups and sit-ups. I don't even think I ever saw that fat bastard leave his wheely chair!
yuukicross011 1 month ago
Wrong dodgeball taught me alot if you can dodge a ball you can dodge a- Ow i sucked at dodgeball and yeah gym sucks
shuasoul 1 month ago
my gym teacher is the muscle-head freak lol hes so strict lol
angelofthedeadxoxoxo 1 month ago
I must have had the only gym teachers on the planet who just didn't give a fuck. They never yelled at us, gave everyone a passing grade for showing up. But then...our school wasn't so much in the business of educating it's kids rather than, getting as many idiots out the door as fast as possible, and if they had to cut corners so be it.
Nagneto 1 month ago
what bugs me about teachers is that they don't shut up when you're trying to work or give you homework on the weekends and holidays.
thephysicwerewolf 1 month ago
@thephysicwerewolf ikr mty teacher goes like this
T: what you say?
Me: Ho-
T:what you sya?
Me: ho-
t- >:[
me :/
MrGboy111 1 month ago
My gym teacher would only let us play dodgeball with a soft ball, that was made from a material that was like a sponge. For years, I thought that when people complained about dodgeball being rough, I though they were just whimps.
misspinkpunkykat 1 month ago
i had an annoying teacher in math...got alonggreat with all the othersbut damn that one guy pissed me off
jeweltara 1 month ago
@puppyluvxo1 He should've said added a statement like "so you don't end up like me." Doesn't make him a hypocrite, and he's teaching a lesson to the younger generation. =D
XXInfantry94 1 month ago
i had a similar situation with a health teacher who raged about the importance of safe sex and waiting till ur married and yet was 23 with 5 kids and wasnt married and showed up to class with hickies
god forbid u say that tho bc then u get a "fun filled phone call"
puppyluvxo1 1 month ago
@puppyluvxo1 Hypocrites preach the most.
TheBestLoverieverhad 1 month ago
i used to play dodgeball until i took and arrow to the knee
dizzymcfluffy 1 month ago
Since my Master taught me how to do a double X block high I can protect my face when im playing dodgeball. :3 Also, dodgeing is kinda fun. The only thing I don't like is helth class...I know that drugs are bad, I know that eatting 8 million dollors worth of food per day will get me fat (not MIGHT) and I KNOW all about the 'birds and the bees' ..Why do you call them that anyways?! IDIOTS! When we get the talk every year about sex, most of the idiots im my class squeel and make noises durring it.
AkatsukiLoverX3 1 month ago
@AkatsukiLoverX3 it's adevice known as aligory the bee has a stinger and the bird has a vent i feel no need to go into further detail as it should be self explanatory from this point
as for the rest i agree
jeweltara 1 month ago
I hate my gym! I actually enjoy one particular sport soccer...however we LITERALLY NEVER play it! And my gym class' offical title: Cardio. We play Badmitten (or whatever) and football but not soccer? The sport which has you do the MOST running?! And its not even exclusonary because the kids who dont want to run can just be the defenders or goalkeepers. And my P.E leader (student who took a class to be a gym teachers monkey) is a guy I know form middle school who fucked up on drugs! SCREW GYM!
GermanConquistador08 1 month ago
The only thing that annoys more than those kinds of gym teachers are my lazyass classmates. I have some good gym teachers that arn't extremists like that and all they want is the students to some effort. when my classmates are told to jog in place for 20 seconds they lift their feet an inch off of the floor at a walking pace.
myawsomebox 1 month ago
I seriously wish i could take foamys advice and tell off my fat ass bastard gym teacher hes a fat hypocritt. He was eating spoonfuls of fucking nutela u kno tht chocolate hazelnut spread out of the god damn jar during class wat the hell man just wat the hell
punkcolors711 1 month ago
Thankfully when I was in high school, I didn't have either of these teachers. I didn't have either a hypocritical fat bastard telling me how to throw a football or a jacked up douchebag forcing me to throw a ball as hard and as fast as I could. I have a combination of both. Not jacked up on steroids and not eating fattening foods
ExtremeRulez13 1 month ago
I did have to dodge a ball at supper the other night, actually.
terrfomp92 1 month ago
your preaching to the choir
THEGENERALHOPE 1 month ago
gym sucks and sould be optional.
killjoy20111 1 month ago 22
@killjoy20111 You do know that 2 years of Gym is required in most high schools to graduate, right?
Olskoolbeats 1 month ago
@killjoy20111 PE was the only period of highschool that was fun.... lol I guess i got lucky since i got into advanced PE, which meant i scored high enough on tests to prove i did not need to do normal PE which was working out and running 3 days a week. Advanced PE was games 5 days a week!
sk8er4ever0101 1 week ago
@killjoy20111 in my school it is
xXxReptilex 6 days ago
its till fun
showstopper6177 1 month ago
holy shit...i will do that if i ever get the chance :D
WolfMimirMori 1 month ago
i agree with foamy i HATE gym AND SPORTS
DarknessWithenMe 1 month ago
i have 2 guy gym teacers, they are both a mix of the 2 types fomey talked about. i dare sombody to take fomeys advice and reply to me (---->) how it went THE POWER OF FOAMY COMPELS YOU!
coolbluecat24 1 month ago
What do you do with a fat bastard is thinks "students learn more in sports than they will ever learn in academics". My kids have a gym teacher like that who calls the kids wimps when they get hurt doing his stupid exercises that have been BANNED in several states! I flat told the sucker to his face that he was an IDIOT.
thecherrybomb79 1 month ago
my gym teacher had made me play scoocer and my parents where fine with it and to make a long story short he got hit in the face with a ball on right wing {thats for making me play the game without letting me sit out for a fucking break i dont care i got like 5 or 8 points for the team like every game i need a fucking break you dumb mother fucker}
invaderzimrocks13 1 month ago 37
@invaderzimrocks13 I imagine your parents are pissed at your English teacher though.
v1de0gamr 1 week ago
@v1de0gamr yeah pretty much
invaderzimrocks13 1 week ago
@invaderzimrocks13 LOL XDDDDDD
hikariuchihaXdeidara 1 week ago
Heheheh, At my school we have like 4 different gym teachers. My gym teacher doesn't give a fuck what we do as long as were not fighting or sitting down
Fiabug 1 month ago
I agree with foamy lol i sit on my bed watching foamy and eating hot chips
elwraith 1 month ago
I think I heard someone laughing when Foamy said, "Don't have a grin on your face, giggling from the side of your mouth'.
BryGuyShinigami 1 month ago
i use foamy's advice all time.... ive never been happier FOAMY FOR PREZ BITCHES!
KelvinLowelllCampe 1 month ago
PLAY or DIE!
joewhatsit67 1 month ago
Dodge ball helps you learn how to Dodge abnormally size bullets :)
blueluck02 1 month ago
gym is fun :P an easy grade for me
Annie2oo 1 month ago
im not an athletic person but i do like gym. its the one time in 8 hours your aloud to get out of a fucking desk.
MayuriUrahara 2 months ago
my gym teacher is skinny and he expects us to lift dumb bells or something. fuck gym teachers and regular ones.
DarkSideSeanatxbox 2 months ago
I LOVE GYM
321shoshi 2 months ago
FOAMY KNOWS ALL!!! =D
cocobunny365 2 months ago
It isn't gym I mind. It's team sports I mind. There's always some loudmouthed skank, or some douchebag jock that takes it way too seriously. You miss the ball, you are automatically the most hated person on the planet. That's why I prefer solitary exercise. It relieves stress and gives you a chance to think by yourself.
LastDr3am3r445 2 months ago
"If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball"
"If you can dodge traffic you can dodge a ball"
ChromaAurora 2 months ago
Foamy speaks for all of us who hate gym!!
kitsunelover11577 2 months ago
I would rather play with my balls than get an education. d;
xRAWWWRRRx 2 months ago
Being fat, I'm proud to say that gym/p.e. was the only class me and 5 other people exempted in. I went in during break and finished my 12 laps 5 minutes after the tarty bell rang.
mybigwang1 2 months ago
Chocolate-covered chicken! It's finger-lickin' good...
cyanmanta 2 months ago
I love you foamy!!!
31thatkidagain 2 months ago
Hey... dodgeball is fun.
Rockwarrior2004 2 months ago
i really hate when you ask gym teachers why the hell we have learn this stuff, it takes a 10 minutes for them to make a pathetic excuse. IT PISSES ME OFF!!!!!!!!!
TerminatorT800ish 2 months ago
I have the 300 pound gym teacher. He also seems like the kinda guy who only became a gym teacher to make girls under 18 do jumping jacks and watch their boobs bounce. Weirdo creeps me out.
oreokitty333 2 months ago
Play or die i lol
TheTrav88x 2 months ago
My gym teacher is fucking annoying. Everytime before a double P.E. we have a 3 or 4 km run and for the people who cannot keep up get a lecture about "Kids in the third world countires don't have a choice to run" to which I state "Well I thank god on the fact that I don't fucking live in Africa"... I am currently suspended.
Glitched64 2 months ago
I hate gym...Not for the sports, not for the tests, but for both the health class part and dodgeball. I was playing dodge ball and was laughing and talking to my friends when some girl yelled at me for laughing, soon the all the guys and girls were throughing the wrong balls at me and were aiming for my head. DX And in helth.the imature little idiots gigle like there high or something...Sheesh, when will they grow up?
AkatsukiLoverX3 2 months ago
@AkatsukiLoverX3 they will grow up when u take a stapler and staple their mouths to their ass to prove they indeed suck ass!
plumpkitters 2 months ago
Me and my friends throw stuff at each other and, since I'm the only who really participated in dodge ball, I always win.
GoldenBlue437 2 months ago in playlist More videos from jimathers
I honestly think that Foamy is George Carlin reincarnated as a squirrel.
VikingAxStudios 2 months ago 92
@VikingAxStudios agreed!
soren1314 2 months ago
@VikingAxStudios dogde ball was the only time that i got to throw something at that assholes in class and not get hurt.
scarease1 1 month ago
@scarease1 or in trouble. so i like it.
scarease1 1 month ago
@VikingAxStudios YES! :)
crazymonkee92 1 month ago
@VikingAxStudios Foamy came to be before George Carlin died but I see the similarities. I'm willing to bet that John is a Carlin fan, as are most foamy fans more then likely.
w33b3l 1 month ago
Why the fuck do we take gym its useless omg running 6K when am i going run that much ? FUCK GYM BITCHS
thelordofawesome101 2 months ago
Foamy, your advice shall help me succeed in life
lordtacoz 2 months ago
Foamy, I used your advice. It worked.
KangaWeasle 2 months ago
34 people are gym teachers... :)
MorbidVampTheryn 2 months ago
dude okay u knwo what i hate?? when ppl just copy words from a video and then a bunch of ppl like the comment. its like, if u like it, like the video! duuuh!
LearnYourStereotypes 2 months ago
34 people are gym teachers :P
TheSayumi15 2 months ago
Wow the dodge ball teaches life lessons bullshit again?? "FUCK DODGEBALL!!" Learn to live life not by fucking being a moron and having to rely on a painful (but admittedly fin -evilface-) game but by actually doing productive life things :P
PendulumBlade 2 months ago
We have gym because lots of kids are lazy and need all of the exercise they can get (including me, but that's exactly why I value gym). If there is ANYTHING to be learned from gym class, it's that you shouldn't be tired after a few stretches!!!
chg25425 2 months ago
Quick, let's force ourselves to think of as many deeply intellectual philosophical meanings for dodgeball's existence as we can. Because we were those angry kids on the team that won, after sending a few from the other team to the nurse's office. No, dodgeball isn't some deep metaphor game. Life isn't all about constantly expecting pain and danger from everyone. If it were, the happiest and smartest people would be the cellar'dwellers who never leave their house.
Sadieth9 3 months ago 16
Dodge ball is illegal in my state. So we play prison that one only uses 3 balls
unicornz111 3 months ago
Dodge ball was created to help soldiers dodge bullets and other things. Ultimately proving That there is no point for 12-15 year old teenagers to learn this horrible game.
DRarKAngEL5551239 3 months ago
i have both kinds of teachers for gym , a fat one and i really fit one who loves sports
TechnoZombieFreak 3 months ago
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Who gives a f**k about dodge ball?!*slowly raises hand*
JakeremWillEatYou 3 months ago
MAN FUCK YOU AM A PROFESSIONAL DODGEBALL PLAYER!!!
ps. I AM YELLING
TinyPinkTampon 3 months ago
@TinyPinkTampon
awww the tinypicktampon is yelling?
JezterWithAZ 3 months ago
@TinyPinkTampon oooo really i love dodgeball
eddsworldisawesome 2 months ago
...I miss recess....
UnluckyNerd 3 months ago
If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball!!!! LOL
rtl9965 3 months ago
The problem with gym class, is no one ever takes the time to get creative.
To try other approaches for the benefit of health. It's always the same shit.
Dodgeball, Basketball, Football & Tennis. Basically, they take all the group sports, which is NOT for everyone, and make you play. There are other ways to get exercise. Like: wall climbing, swimming, walking, dance, & Jungle Gyms. The irony is, we got more exercise in recess when were little than in any gym class. Doing INDEPENDENT activities
cleverchaleigh 3 months ago
Well... dodgeball proved useful to me in college... dodging water balloons and bb guns at el cid :)
MrMps92 3 months ago
oodly my gym teacher this year isnt eaither one. but last year it was all "if you dont do this youll get a f" and "gym is a absolutle needed class" this. i mean there practickly getting rid of the good stuff yet there keeping the bad crap? f*** logict!
TheVampireviolet 3 months ago
Where I come from, dodgeball is illegal.
KingdomHeartsGame1 3 months ago
@KingdomHeartsGame1 What hell hole do you live in, so I may never go there.
Kiddeth 3 months ago
@Kiddeth Texas~
KingdomHeartsGame1 3 months ago
@KingdomHeartsGame1 really, Go figure.
Kiddeth 3 months ago
@KingdomHeartsGame1 I FUCKING LOVE TEXAS!!!
snes06 3 months ago
Gym to me is more of a death trap than an actual class. I'm unathletic and everytime I have to do a sport, I feel like shooting myself because I have to deal with a bunch of whores and jocks in my class this year. I don't like sports. I don't care for sports. Unfortunately it's a state law in NYS to take gym, which SUCKS. Not everyone is an athlete. It's especially bad when you're sick and outside walking the track >_< God I hate gym... Besides, since when am I gonna use this in my future? Never
EverlastingCC 3 months ago 42
@EverlastingCC I felt the same way until the day I had to run 5 miles carrying my son who was bleeding out from an accident.
Kiddeth 3 months ago
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EverlastingCC 3 months ago
@EverlastingCC yessir thank you for proving to me that im not the only gym hating kid. 2 things in life i dont see doing for a job ALGEBRA >_< and running... until the zombies come lol
Bocktai5 2 months ago
@EverlastingCC phys ed is only useful if you don't wanna die young out of lethargy, so I gues you have no use for it. You are right on the mark.
ramboman88 2 months ago
@EverlastingCC Rule #1: C.A.R.D.I.O.
Columbus from "Zombieland"
jbock2009 2 months ago
@EverlastingCC Only time any of us nerds are gonna use gym is dureing a zombie apocolips. (sorry can't spell) So intill the living dead are climing in our windows I would rather not deal with this shit.
warriororb5 2 months ago
@EverlastingCC You'll be suprised my friend. You'll never say, "Man I wish I participated in Gym." but you might wish you lived healthier... That is unless you are healthy already.
necridos 2 months ago
@XSkullxTotenKopfX it was a women and no she was frail
shroomman45 3 months ago
34 people are crap gym teachers :/
SYKEme123 3 months ago
sports are important becuase they give you something to do and exercise, but we don't have to act like it is a do or die thing, heaven for bids we all don' t like sports.
Purplelady0790 3 months ago
Gym sucks ass, dodge ball has little to do with physical fitness. I dont mind jumpingjacks , yoga or any other physical exercise. I hate competitive sports , coz there is always gonna be some douche who thinks he's in the Olympics and ruin it for everyone.
xxRUCHIxx 3 months ago 2
i always hated gym class. its pointless. odds are, when you get to the class, and ur fat, ur still gunna be fat when ur done with that year. why? because people make fun of fat people who put forth physical effort. so why would a pre-pubescent child put themselves through that, when they can sit around with everyone else, pretending they just dont care? pointless pointless class.
prittikitti925 3 months ago
@cgiwattgrrl99 Grading isn't the problem. A grading system if done properly can be a great motivator to get students to work hard. The problem is the teacher that gives easy A's because they just showed up and did nothing the whole time. As for the rec center, great, but I am sure that also requires tax levies to make it happen and people like me are not willing to pay extra money that we do not have on something unnecessary when we have the gym classes that serves the purpose as it is.
AggroVolken 3 months ago
i dont do gym i lift wit my badda and hiz friends
Uareminah808 3 months ago
Dodge ball is a metaphor for the most important skill you can ever learn.
Pay attention, If you can learn how to pay attention then there is nothing that you can not learn and those "balls" that will be thrown at you throughout you life well you'll have a better chance at seeing thing coming. Dodge ball may be the most important game ever played.
Kiddeth 3 months ago 42
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trenroku 3 months ago
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@Kiddeth philosophical on simplicity mixed in with undertones of subliminal messages building up the world... huh... im impressed nice view point... i agree =D finally... one of the few comments (highest rated) worth thumbs up...
trenroku 3 months ago
@Kiddeth I fear for the next generation then, kids are not even allowed to play dodgeball anymore :(
Volkovic7013 3 months ago
@Kiddeth I disagree with the actual sport of dodge ball being the most important game is life. I understand your metaphor. However, the actual game of dodge ball is not necessarily based off of this metaphor. Someone may see this ball coming towards his or her head, which will probably knock out his or her teeth, but they may just lack the physical ability to dodge it.; however they may not lack the actual emotional trait required for real life problems.
heathertimmers 2 months ago
@heathertimmers yopu've been playing with the wrong balls my friend. And getting your teeth knocked out in is like that sometime as well figuratively and actually. Dodge ball is an excellent game, it teaches many life lessons, not matter how well you are doing you are going to get hit, what you do afterwards can define your character in more ways than you can imagine. That little kid that get picked last and gets out first, well the thing is he gets back in and is a better person for it.
Kiddeth 2 months ago
@Kiddeth If dodge ball was developed by the metaphorical stand point in which you have discussed, shouldn’t the gym teachers who present the game to the students explain this? When students play this game they are not thinking in a metaphorical manner, they are thinking: “Oh boy, I’m am going to chuck this ball at that kid’s head, and it is going to hurt!” The manner in which you think of dodge ball is clever, yes, but it is not necessarily how students interpret the game. That is the danger.
heathertimmers 2 months ago
@heathertimmers That's the thing it doesn't hurt. (unless you are using the wrong ball). People are so concerned that someone will get hurt, that someone self esteem will suffer. in the end they do a greater disservice to the students then any bully or simple game could ever do. They grow up thinking that life is fair. It's not, it's not even nice. If you want something you are going to have to go take it, and you will most likely get hurt in the process. that's dodge ball, that's life.
Kiddeth 2 months ago
@Kiddeth Well, that is another thing. A student could use the right ball, but he or she could still throw hard (speed makes things more painful). I respect your opinion on this matter; however, I personally think this lesson can be taught by simpling explaining that life isn't fair by giving examples from real-life situations. The news is a great way to show that life isn't always fair. Look at all the people that get off for thier crimes in the matter of justice or even religion.
heathertimmers 2 months ago
@Kiddeth Thing is, the teachers don't point out that metaphor, so the majority of the kids never make the connection and therefore it has no real value.
Some people, (like you have apparently) might come up with that real life connection, but the rest of the world is too narrow minded to see it.
ristinacay 2 months ago
@ristinacay my teachers did. I guess it really depends on the teacher and how good they are. But now you know and now you can point it out to them.
Kiddeth 2 months ago
@Kiddeth yes! and i thank you for that observation!
ristinacay 2 months ago
"You're in school to learn, not play with THEIR balls" that would have been funnier. great show tho, i'm in love with foamy.
vodyannoi 3 months ago
I had a gym teacher who was fat and she always ate chocolate. haha
LovinLifeBaby17 3 months ago
My gym teacher was at neither end of Foamy's gym teacher spectrum. He was just a jerk. He screamed at us for wasting time during a game, while yelling for 10 of the 40-minute classes.
MrHooligan416 4 months ago
I really love how people all complain about having to take gym when the obesity rate in this country is horrendous. I may not have liked all of the things I had to do in gym but at the end of the day I felt good knowing that I at least got some activity in. With busy schedules like today, people should not be angry at having to OMG move faster than a zombie like walk for a day. You don't wanna end up like Germain...
AaronRamm 4 months ago
i got in trouble for doing what you told me. then i showed them this video. they dont like you.
petrino 4 months ago
I never understood why gym is a required class. My parents always said "Well, it teaches you about health and the importance of being fit!" You're kidding right? I have to take health for that in high school. So why am I wasting my time in gym class, when most of us will never use the crap we learned in there, in REAL LIFE. WHY!?! WHY THE HELL SHOULD I BE CONCERNED HOW LONG IT TAKES ME TO RUN A F-ING MILE!?! I'm never gonna race that far! Ever! God!
fairybone0102 4 months ago 17
@fairybone0102 Gym is just as important as any other class you take, more than some to be sure. studies have shows that exerciser of the body lowers stress and help promote clear thinking. also prolonged sitting restricts blood flow and can cause major health problems. as for run a mile, my son was bleeding out in my arms from a car accident, I had to run a lot farther than a mile carrying him. so you should really think it through before you start saying things you will never do.
Kiddeth 2 months ago
@Kiddeth i never said i won't run a mile. i'm just saying that grading me on how fast is bull. as for everything else you said, i don't really care.
fairybone0102 2 months ago
@fairybone0102 Of course you don't care your a little kid, you think you are indestructable and that life will never touch you and you will conntinue to thik so all they way up until that ball comes flyng outa nowhere.
Kiddeth 2 months ago
@Kiddeth first of all. I'm not a little kid. Second, i'm VERY concerned life will toch me. If you understood anything about my personal history, which, if you're allowing that stereotype adults have, i'm gonna say "because you're an adult who thinks they understand everything when they know that they don't".
fairybone0102 2 months ago
Thank god Im not in school anymore. Fucking HATED Gym too, and athletes always get preferential treatment.
Piledriver86 4 months ago
LOL at all the middle school kids complaining about P.E.
Olskoolbeats 4 months ago
ROTFLMAO.
theagelesswonder 4 months ago
well you could have told me to use your advice at my risk in the BEGINING of the fucking video cause NOW IM IN FICKING TROUBLE FROM MY SCHOOL PARENTS AND FRIENDS SCREW YOU FOAMY!!!...but you rock also :P
101Starclan 4 months ago
0:23 ...
... Chocolate covered chicken :D
Artsytails2000 4 months ago
I love you Fomay. end of story.
loveablefilms 4 months ago
i burned my kit in front of them.....
unholygeneration 4 months ago
i fucking love you end of story ALL HAIL TO FOAMY!!!
emokid7775 4 months ago
Dodgeball is only fun when you can "accidentally" KO the gym teacher or manage to hit someone from across the gym who is not there for gym but there to deliver something to a teacher.
CAWGregoryBlack 4 months ago
I HATE GYM !!!! WHEN THE FUCK AM I GOING TO EVER DOGE BALLS ?? NEVER NEVER
thelordofawesome101 4 months ago
PLAY OR DIE
101peppygirl 4 months ago
this isnt funny at all
xx3Gmoney3xx 4 months ago
@xx3Gmoney3xx It's not meant to be funny. It's supposed to be meaningful, you idiot.
Artsytails2000 4 months ago
@xx3Gmoney3xx ...
are you a gym teacher then?
or maybe you just don't have a sense of humor.
Unanimous97 4 months ago
@xx3Gmoney3xx Who in the fuck asked you? If you don't have anything constructive to say then shut the fuck up.
WarPigsLukesWall 4 months ago