X-Men in 5 Seconds

[RebelAdmiral]

kinda amazing that nobody during the making of this movie just said : guys, we can't shot that , this line is just fucking ridiculous"

[Nightmare7454]

cmon ppl, we need teh lightsaber!

[SpinDizzyMR]

Why all the dislikes? It's a godawful line.  Deserves to be ridiculed.

Macaulay Culkins reaction was spot on.

Wouldn't make it in a christmas cracker.

[sugarofthesea]

that was kinda lame

[perkerfrans]

this is longer then 5 seconds.

[TheMagicEssence]

=)

[sidtheodd1]

You know what happens to a toad when it gets struck by lightning? It croaks.

Oh, how delightfully punny, and infinitely better.

[BioDG]

Storm got the best jokes.

[MissBenford]

My sentiments exactly, kid.

[Cidiyance]

That's it? No crediting or anything?

[OOSCVRR]

jajajaja WTF? i dont get it but that shit was hilarous

[Ingamevirus]

worst - line - ever - !

[Pukupelle]

In which planet is this "in 5 seconds"? Not in this one, I know that much :S

[KingdomHeartsFan20]

@Pukupelle It's a joke you idiot, similar to "____ in a nutshell."

[josharias1237]

wtf is the kid for

[fl8nd3r5]

Loool

[Gleda4a]

I don't get it.

[scottbaron]

hahaha

[gergely007]

whos this shithead cocksucker at the ending sceen? Dont answer it was just a rhetorical question

[SHiTJuFro743]

@gergely007 I believe that kid is Steve Buscemi in a miniature form..... :L

[spidermansidekick1]

"Do you know what happens to Toad when it is struck by lightning?" IT CROAKS!!!

[VampireofEpicness]

It falls on an inverted shot while screaming and then a little kid stares at you?

[chelzter]

Do you know what happens to a chicken when it crosses a road? ....

[Nanotech92]

More like 26 seconds

[NecronRon]

i dunt get it..



[MrInsaneMixer]

Storm: 'Do you KNOW what happens to a toad when struck by LIGHTNING?! WELL?! DO YA, PUNK?!'

Toad: 'N-no..'

Storm: 'Me neither..'

[stormtroopernl]

LOL

[DogsCantEatGrapes]

Even my mum pisses herself laughing at this. It's so ridiculously badly written I want to eat a penguin.

[KillRideMasterAnd]

that prashe is sooooo pathetic

[MetaICowboy]

my god your videos suck my balls but the comments are brilliant

except for those who think your videos are actually good, hell no, they bore me to death

[Ismailikov]

@MetaICowboy these races bore me to death. I come here for just one thing...

[schmittyc1993]

Do you know what happens when you win an Oscar? You do a bunch of shitty movies and destroy your reputation

[dbarrett1234]

@shatta54321 i hope that sending this didnt help.

[Curseco]

What's with all the dislikes? Culkin at the end was brilliant!

[djtbone001a]

Troll 5 sec video is :26 seconds long.

[Flash447]

Macaulay Culkin for king!

[icesyncer]

best ever!!!!

[teorky]

biggest WTF??! at the end....

[MrInsaneMixer]

..Confucius says.

[MyImaginaryTiger]

Such a stupid line.

[AarhusSurell]

this is a bad one .. :/

[CM99501]

omg i died when he just slowly turns and looks

[Kaaxe]

that line is awesome >: O

[JapanForSale]

When Kevin slowly looked over at the camera, I fucking died. XD

[grkmalaka12]

LOL!!!

[gravygwundud]

This wasn't in the true `5 Second movie' style, it's just made to prove to you how stupid and pointless that line was!

[ghostface320]

macauly culkin was the best actor in this movie

[Haloplayer20]

would everyone who says it's not in 5 seconds, it is 16 seconds, or what have you, SHUT UP! when it says "In 5 Seconds", it doesn't actually mean 5 seconds, it just means it's very quick and a short spoof of it. the term "in 5 seconds" is used because it is catchy, not because of the length of the actual video. grow up anyone who says that. and that goes for any other "in 5 second" videos

[artymowycz]

That, and the line "Im juggernaut bitch!" are so fuckin bad i had trouble writing just one of them out...

[da1on2]

@artymowycz Juggernaut bitch was a reference to a popular youtube video.

[theshninja]

@artymowycz Aw, come on. "I'm the Juggernaut, bitch!" is a tribute to some oldschool YouTube shit!!

[artymowycz]

@theshninja thats bullshit seeing as youtube was founded in 2005 and it takes a while for youtube "fads" to be made. it wasnt until 2007 that youtube became really well known.

[theshninja]

@artymowycz I don't now what you mean by this comment... Either way it was an homage to this video: bSuvOVH0aSQ

It was uploaded in 2007. However it may have been in existance before that somewhere else on 'teh intarwebs'.

[SUBZERO12390]

That was 13 seconds by the way.

[benkapten1]

I don´t get it?

[Cathellos]

I remember when I first saw that movie. FOX failed X-Men badly. LMAO!

[PeaceSoldier]

You know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? IT BUUURRNNNS!!! Come on I was waiting for that joke...

[bbenjoe]

Still... I love Helle Berry's voice.

[RBDrummer5]

LoL

[lambof50355]

Kevin!

[nekokichi11]

stupidest line in the movie

[Sayain50]

HALLE BERRY THATS Y U RAN OVER PEOPLE YOU HOE

[leeafx]

LMAO at the end

[Yanukan]

Wtf at the end? 'o.O

[spyMic158]

*cricket chirp*

[nickcarterroxs]

It dies then comes back to life as Darth Maul in The Phantom Menace...then dies again!

[zkilla30]

Culkin not amused >:(

[destructo2100]

it dies

[JoeFox23]

It's supposed to be a jokey one-liner and Halle Berry delivers it like she's telling a quadruple amputee he has cancer. Can we retroactively take back her Oscar?

[kungfoolai]

that was terrible...

[indian838]

i like the last part where the kid from home alone is slowly turning his head hahaha

[jump4h]

....

these are only funny if they're actually 5 seconds

[rydgemolino]

YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU PUT HALLIE BERRY IN AN EXPENSIVE CAR THE SAME THING THAT HAPPENS TO EVERY THING ELSE 

[supadude626]

Macaulay Culkin summarizes our reaction the best.

[Adeon55]

@supadude626 Indeed, that would be the Implied Facepalm.

[supadude626]

@Adeon55 Culkin speaks for all of us.

[STEPHENDANERD]

I would think it implodes leaving a mess...

[SSJ6Wolf]

"You know what happens to a toad that's stuck by lightning?"

...

"It gets TOWN'D!*

*runs away*

[CWVproduction]

fuck macaulay culkin!!!111

[Menokokoro]

omg, i hated that line!...its like, uhmmm yeah, thats what happens o_O

[floriszaire145]

"You know what happens to a toad that's stuck by lightning. . . . . .same thing that happens to everything else." It's like they wanted to come up with something really clever but couldn't and just chose something to finish the line off.

[vnhcoltridge]

Do you know what happens to a cock when struck by lighting? You get a boner.

[DPROSpeed]

@vnhcoltridge xD

[DamnationEternal]

@vnhcoltridge olol*

[R0KURU]

Do you know what happens to a guitar that gets struck with lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

[Flailwielder]

@R0KURU "Do you know what happens to a guitar that gets struck by lightning?"

Yea. John Petrucci summons it when he enters world domination mode.

[igorfranklin83]

wut...

[lucread]

lmfao... that ending was awesome

[RaynorX]

worst line since trolls 2?

[ghostface320]

@RaynorX i agree lol

[bladerunner951]

This line was lame but the movie overall is great.

[rikko338]

Just physically the worst line ever. In anything ever. EVER!

[Jackofl3lades]

@rikko338 I'd have to disagree because of Spiderman 3 when Peter tells Eddie that he has to take off the suit and Eddie says "Oh you'd like that wouldn't you?"

[rikko338]

@Jackofl3lades Possibly true, but I've never seen the spiderman films because I don't hate myself that much...

[ochahane]

Dude that is he stupidest line in history of all movie history, no joke.

[ghostface320]

i thought this was a good five second vid screw you all

[naamhier]

LMAO yeah she delivered that line pretty poorly

[1Nyro]

wtf

[AndreasZimmerman]

gay

[1acount]

hey,..wait a sec,

before i watched this vid i KNEW storm was going to say that

[pheangsri]

boring its not fun

[littlepaw101]

cool

[Johonywuzhere]

not very funny

[Feliscar]

Should have announcer from Spiderman 1 saying "Man, that sucks." after storms lines, but Home Alone was good too.

[andreiclawhammer]

Well played, what a shitty movie.

[MegaDontclickme]

You know what happens to Storm every time she makes a crappy one liner...

The same thing that happens to everthing else...EPIC FAIL!

[ghostface320]

ha ha ha ha thaty made me laugh so hard ha ha

[harrifullxx]

his face!!!

that made me crack up :D

[silke10000]

Poor!

[Hipponinja904]

best part of the movie

[littlepaw101]

lol

[tmariesinger]

FUNNY!!!

It really was a terrible line... I did exactly the same thing Macaulay did when I first heard it, except I finished with a "what the fudging fudge?!" look.

[CorruptedHalo]

The best part was at 0:27

[pjsah4]

lol

[GothGaara92]

Kevin:What the fuck did i just see

[Foolhollow]

Do you know what happens to a toad when a nuke is dropped on it?

The same thing that happens to everything else...

[SeanConnery9000]

The ending was poorly edited sorry.

You should've had some movie where a frog hits a windshield or something as opposed to random home-alone

[RedderApollo]

that's not five seconds.

[CaptainVideo890]

You are a ruh-tard.

[NINTEND0PR0]

Why is there always a retard telling "DUH IT'S NOT 5 SECONDS"? Seriously don't you understand it's just a concept -__-

BTW I lol'd at the end

[ghostface320]

i agree

[batmanagent008]

I didn't mind the line.

[nikolaselic]

lol'd my ass of

[ko31795]

the ending was the funniest part! lol

[risingcrisis]

Haha that's briliant!

[deadlyder86]

the person who made the video is trying to show you how stupid that line was. Stop looking so hard into this

[randomjamesisrandom]

@deadlyder86 That's what she said

[mattgamer100]

is the scene from "home alone" suppose to be like it is trying to say "the more u know" because if it is, that would be a reason i laughed a little bit.

[richard672]

I actually found that very very funny

[brandnewjosh]

btw, stupidest line in movie history. halle berry FAILED

[ZippermouthDune]

AGREED!

[DaBossk]

omfg its halle berry? i never knew that!!

[troldefars]

@brandnewjosh she totally did, what a lame line

[GohTrunks002]

@brandnewjosh No, not Halle berry. The writers fail

[MahajiHaji]

@brandnewjosh Not her fault it was a bad line. ;c

[ssssstatic]

@brandnewjosh lmao i culdnt agree more

[112leo]

@brandnewjosh lol but not true theres a much worst line in other movie but is pretty bad

[pisces2222]

@brandnewjosh I know, I absolutely hate this part of the movie.

[DANKIDYD]

@brandnewjosh The script writers failed.

[StormRaider200]

@brandnewjosh i think she fails in all her movies!

[TheSuperNats]

@brandnewjosh how is it a fail on her, she didnt write it

[nnnnnnnp]

@brandnewjosh Yeah I know, I was waiting for Storm's punchline and then "The same thing that happens to everything else." came up i was like Well that's dumb.

[Valkyrie45]

fail 5 second video

[Vicisdoor]

I dont get this? fucking stupid.

[ereckgoose]

its not x men in 5 seconds its x men in 12 seconds not includin the home alone clip

[ereckgoose]

actually the home alone part is 5 seconds long lmao

[restorecop99]

Oh, so this is Home Alone in 5 seconds?

[darkgemxx]

dude, every1 knows the clips aren't actually 5 seconds long, IDK y it's the title but if you watched enough of these only like 1 or 2 are actually 5 seconds from the clip

[TheBioBuilder]

at the end he saw a toad out the window.

[PrincessEugenia]

hahaha

[calamitynexus]

In Soviet Youtube, Macaulay Culkin Judges YOU!

[SamIves85]

lol

[xpirate16]

LOL the home alone clip was awesome!

[FroggyQC23]

Probably the worst line I ever in all X-Men movies.

[ShadesAtKnight]

..... ok, what was the point of that?

[JiMMyJaM08061991]

i never saw the problem with halley as storm i thought she was fine. storm sucks anyway.

[jhonny2by4]

quite legit.

[eugeneednie]

awesome clip at the end.

[hunt3r0fth35had0w5]

too bad that it's the truth. the xmen movies were awful!

[brady1025]

that was epic

[RandomPankakes]

IT'S JUST A LITTLE JESUS JUICE!!!!!

[gerardk94]

that clip with home alone was fukin hilarious

[SassyMamaProductions]

Such a horrible line. So incredibly unfunny

[CosmicUndeadElf]

The punchline was originally "its croaks" but they changed it

[SassyMamaProductions]

That would have been just as stupid and unfunny.

[MaxButcher]

That actually makes more sense...

[Zanjistic]

what's with the home alone clip?

[CarrotJuiceProds]

fail

[xashlEMOmonstosityXo]

fail

[Alura11]

ROFL @ the look at the end!!

[blobbhed]

Congratulations Mr Obvious!!!!!

[jeffzalonka]

because its like a wtf look

[Samura1gamer]

because this video is fail

[lostcircask8r]

LMAOOOOASDJASPN!!!!

[allthenamesaretaken7]

boo

[knop95]

i dont get it

[JacobIsBangable]

It's just a horrible line. :p

And then the kid reacts to it, like wtf?

If you get it, you laugh pretty hard.

: )