Star Trek Voyager - Carry On Swearing

[ThePauleric]

If you speak French and listen to the actual words whilst trying to read the captions, it's like mindfuck...

[msinvincible2000]

damn.... I speak french and I can't laugh at this. Couldn't you do it in another language please?

[kalisteau]

i'm french and i have to say it sucks in french i only watch it in its original version

[Kleavers]

WTF did I just read XD

[In0tuhTR3KKi3]

Oh, I love Chakotay bashing!

[luvbugchica]

kitchen utensils...something's BOUND to go wrong if u use THAT as a talkie! Lol! thanks sooo much! i had a good laugh. u made my day!

[K4inan]

0:21 Nipples!

[Abena20]

I love the car one!

[LeroyKingTV]

what languge is this

[Abena20]

@LeroyKingTV Sounds like French to me

[Sismiques]

@Abena20

Yes, and it is interesting to listen to what they say in French at the same time.

[AzureAlight]

yeah, i agree with some of the othe commenters, you could have used like german or russian or something less widely known than french. Just a suggestion I still find it hilarious!

[TheJosip1000]

hahahh, legendary

[MultiBduncan]

ahahahahahaha these are swear word lol im such a nerd i love this show lol

[sousaphonist]

ok, I recognize that scene...and I wholly approve of this re-Frenchification!

[wendywarrior1]

Clearly, 19 people are card-carrying members of Chakotay's "Useless Twatting Bollock-headed Nobcheese Society". How pathetic.

[Tizmaole]

I give up! I don't go in for "slash" much, but I laughed out loud at this one.

[randomface54]

epic talkies sazzy, more please.

[skaternaz]

I have the same problem as martialme84, haha. This would've really worked for me if it was in spanish or something. :P

[martialme84]

Problem is, i DO understand french, so i get distracted by what they really are saying, no laughter for me.....

It woulda helped if you had chosen a synchro not in a language as often spoken as french.

[bdf2718]

Sheesh, when you get to the British place names how could you omit Penistone and Cockermouth????

[Takeshi357]

Don't you think German or Russian would've been more appropriate for this?

[randomface54]

direct translation of chakotay in french "useless twatting bollock-headed nobcheese"

ROFL!

[ammarios]

Oh man... HELP! What is WRONG with me? I feel so retarded.. as I was watching I kept trying to convince myself that "this is immature, childish and unfunny" but not only could I not stop myself from laughing but I am now literally laughing my ass off with tears streaming my face. I keep imagining Janeway and Seven actually talking like that and everytime I try to regain my composure I erupt into volcanic laughter with full-on spit flying out of my mouth... thanks alot! lol... I can't breathe..

[SazzyAgain]

@ammarios - absolutely nothing is wrong with you...or at least nothing that isn't wrong with me too ;) Glad you liked it so much :D

[ammarios]

@SazzyAgain Are you trying to kill me or something? I had forgotten about this , then I got your reply, re-watched it and now I can't stop laughing all over again... D'oh!

[Bungle2000000000]

Fire away Pointy ears

[hentaisexfreak4life]

awsome.

[MrHeslopian]

You're the funniest person on YouTube. End of. Though I do like Star Trek, especially Voyager, so maybe I'm biased. One problem, though: the text goes by a little too fast, so I don't have time to read it all occasionally.

[MorreskiBear]

I wanna see Janeway's wookie hole.

[TheYacu]

Whoa Tuvok's french voice fits very well! Janeway's does not fit at all.

[Devil2maylaughhaha]

Ahh, I loved this. Awesome work!

[FabFilmLova]

funny but to rude for my liking

[scaryplague]

You sir have a sick sense of humor :)

[tamagirllaura1]

I have never actually heard of any of those british places though! Now i wont be able to look them up without thinking of this and pissing myself laughing!

[trekfreak007]

Fucking wow! XD

[staintedcards]

how about a 3 some with 7 janeway and torres lol

[shizzleshoosnizzle]

Ha ha ha, fire away pointy ears!!!! So true so true.

[GamingLeeLee]

I am speecless...I will never be able to see this episode again without wetting myself

[XxEllenMaccaxX]

OMG LOL!

I only have one word for this!

NICE!

^_^

[246fish]

just watched your video and nearly wet my self laughing. thanks for making my day

[jxxcolgan]

LLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOLLLLLLL!!!!! This is about as good as the other! 'swearing' episode. Genius! We want more! :DDD

[Annie61397]

WOOKIE HOLE!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!

[xiakexin]

BEARING WHEEL SUSSEX LADLE AWESOME!

[TheBoochan82]

Oh no, thats a direct translation.

[TekKoRun]

LAST THURSDAY

[chrisahrbeck]

whats lost in originality is definatly made up by imagination!!!!

[Annie61397]

hot drive shaft!!! LOL this is better then the veggie one LOL

[yodaries]

omfg this shit is the best keep it coming :)

[TouchdownPossum]

Bwahahaha! Turkey baster! Hahahaha! This was even funnier than the veggies one!

[heartmulgrew15]

Ahh I'm gonna use most of those words tommorow .

that was just great

[Supajayare]

LMAO!! wookie hole!

[DorianMichaelsIII]

Anyone who speaks French, could you please help me here and tell me just exactly what Janeway and Seven are discussing here? Unlike last time, I don't hear any specific names scattered anywhere in all of this that give me any hints as to what they're really talking about, so any hints would be much appreciated.

[SazzyAgain]

@DorianMichaelsIII The clip comes from the episode "Virtuoso" in season six, and they're discussing all the fan mail that's been flooding into Voyager from the alien planet for the Doctor because of his singing, including a discussion of the nature of fandom.

[kranktank]

@SazzyAgain was better when i didn't know. reminds me of the lounge singer scenes in DS9. blech. :(

[lolxcat95]

sssssssssssssssssssssssssssooo­ooooo funnnnniiiii

[mikiroony]

The fact of understanding French makes this incredibly random and hard to concentrate on :p

Double the fun, lads... Learn French.

[Beingmizzundastood]

I know the feeling! it only made me laugh harder ;)

[daveleejones08]

As much as i like star treck voyager i though that was quite funny although it would of been better again if sum how you manage to translate in english....lol

[Maxillius]

EPIC WIN mk. II!!!!!!!

[Beagle2063]

LOL,Chakotay licking the hull!

[MrPhukyou]

wookie hole LMAO

[buffyskulls]

(sorry that wasnt clear. "will you be making more of these?")

[buffyskulls]

oh my god i love these sooooo much!!! oh how they make me laugh!

will there be more of these to come you think?

[sweetgirl449]

GENIUS I TELL YOU!

[thetribex1]

OMG

1:50 to 1:58 close to the end had me laughing so hard XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[Echosofthemind]

*cries with suppressed laughter* I will always keep a turkey baster next to my toaster oven now...

[dom3792]

Another good video, you got any more like these haha

:)

[MadMossieProductions]

Fire Away Pointy Ears!

Captain, Chakotay wants to know if he can stop cleaning the hull with his tounge.

not a chance!

LOL!!! 5/5

[friendlycowboy]

that was great

[jojo4mel]

O how I love this!!!! So well put together, absolutely classic!

[Scorpmann3518]

LMFAO...omg...thats great.

[JayEey]

The woman who did Seven's voice would have been more appropriate for Janeway. Did Bujold do the dub for Janeway?!

[littleewok51]

Do more talkies!

[ChaationBergin]

"Oh fuck me."

"Later, Captain."

Brilliant!

[mowgli2071]

That looks an awful lot like an "Eye of God Photo" picture @ 0:45! Didn't used to notice it before I got that damn PIX message, saved it to wallpaper and carried it around on my phone for about a year. Now my brain reacts like the picture "belongs" to me, even though I know it's ubiquitous.

[Bluesilvahalo]

so so funny, literally pissed myself, was paddling in it!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[nephalos666]

Priceless.

Utterly priceless!

XD

[05halls]

dam this vid and the other one is so fucking funny lol

[ahriman2000]

lol @ comparing seven to a car

[DarthDoctrinus]

I was actually crying with laughter - great stuff.

[TortoiseKweek]

OMG! This one tops the first 1!! How the hell could that be possible?? Hilarious!

[mduncan81]

It borders on Shakespearian!  I haven't spent that much time chuckling to vulgarity since I first saw "Porkys'" in college.

[blockbusterking1991]

LOL!

[erienspice]

Wookie hole.... AHAHA!! I am so in trouble for watching this at work.

Erin

[TomahnaGuy]

LMFAO! These are too funny. XDDDD

Seriously, I haven't laughed like that in a long time. Nice one! =)

[Anathryn]

I wonder if your up to the challange of posting a brand new talkie episode, spliced together. The full episode....

*hints* please sazzy....please?

[SazzyAgain]

LOL, there is a 10 minute talkie to be found on my website - Entendre Game. I had it on here but it got taken down for naughtiness ;)

[JohnBachofer]

Well that stinks!

[robsonjaneway193]

Omfg, This Made Me SHLART

[Shit Laugh And Fart]

[DBSR8]

I was laughing so hard I couldn't breath and started to shed tears like no tomorrow!!

To whomever was responsible for this, you certainly tickled my indicator. More must be done.

Anyone wanna take a turn at the steering wheel?

[indiecindy77]

it'll blow your gasket!

hehe

[epundo3]

that was so pervertied!!!1 lolololololol way funny!

[beccababbit]

Pure and utter genius.

Though I think if I watched a whole episode of Voyager like that I'd just die laughing! Loved the bit, 'Oh fuck me.' 'Later, Captain.'

xD xD xD!!!!

[martinthegnome]

holy crap

*APPLAUSE*

that was funny. 

Please sir, can I have some more?

[finalfrontier1701]

Holy Shit! Ha!

[jxxcolgan]

"Fire away pointy-ears"

LMAO!!!!

[Kiyraesyn]

PLUS PLUS PLUS S'IL VOUS PLAIT !

[Keriane]

"Fuck me!"

"Later Captain..."

LOL that cracked me up so hard, ur talkies are pure brilliance

[SoulRythm]

*dies from laughter* omg i have never laughed soooo hard in my LIFE! HAHAH!! brillient. ^^

[Zhaan4ever]

this is great. I wonder what chacotay did to diserve cleaning things with his tounge

[princessscarlet1]

omg thats hilarious, i'm still going bouncy bouncy btw haha, you just have to do more these are amazing!so funny

[Silberwoelfin89]

lol it's me again... I just can't get enough of that stuff because it's so AMAZING!!!

[mariposachalice]

I am begging you DO MORE ! You are HILARIOUS! My tummy hurts....

[Mistoxx]

CLASS

[Silberwoelfin89]

lool this is DIVINE!! I love your talkies!! Can anybody tell me what epi's that from?

[SazzyAgain]

Thanks! :) The clip is from Virtuoso in season six.

[FaraPhoenix418]

Sweet Jesus I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. Both the first one and this second are gold.

[phoenix6787]

That was just pure genius! Very funny!

[Trinity627]

omg that was great, laughed my ass off thanks for the video!

[ImaginarySanity]

This is so perfect! I laughed so hard. xD Brilliance!

[CanSpy]

OMG! You're an absolute genius! I love every single talkie you've ever posted and this one looks to be the best since Entendre Game. Rock on, Sazzy!

[caseyrox76]

I can understand most of it (the French, I mean. I understand all the subtitles, of course) and that's what makes it so funny. You're reading one thing while they're saying something completely innocent... it's hilarious. Your vids are so funny! Keep it up. :)

[BeethovenLives]

frightning thing is I've been to Wookie Hole :P

[SazzyAgain]

LMAO, so have I...they have some nice caves ;)

[PixiePiehole]

LMAO, these are brilliant Sazzy, you pick just the right scens. I love the parts about Chakotay lol!

[captainwittsend]

I am such a good lesbian...turkey baster, toaster oven, everything has its place and I am right with the world!!!

Peace!

[littleewok51]

Haha, I love you Sazzy!

[fate5demand]

Talkies are the most brilliant things ever. Thank you.

[chocobo87]

LOL! You are brilliant, Sazzy! XD

[Rocktoddy]

This is just so damn funny! I think it's because of the French intonations. And Kate's facial expressions. The dirty stuff is just bonus. LOVE IT!

[Heartborne7thSeeker]

as always an AWESOME video from Sazzy!

5 from me!

[BorgGiXtah]

Hilarious.

And poor Tuvok cleaning the ship with his tonuge. This will take months ^^

[WoWcaholic]

almost peed myself roflmao so hard

[nprbuff777]

LOL...Pure gold, Sazzy. You're too much. I love, LOVE these talkies. They're hilarious. "I'm going to corkscrew your engorged spatula"? Where do you get this stuff?!! You're unstoppable. Keep it up!

[SueSnell]

Your talkies are always my favorites. Well done again!

[halfbloodme]

Oh that was hilarious. You really do make me laugh... especially as I understand the French

[codarose]

How is it that you somehow manage to top yourself everytime you make one of these?! Woman, my sides have not stopped hurting in months. And I thank you wholeheartedly for it XD

[RiceTheQueen]

That was brilliant! I cannot stop laughing. I love Seven's expression at the end. It's kind of too bad that I can speak some French and understand most of that.

[Voyagergirl123]

haha that was brilliant!!! a masterpiece yet again. i live near wookie hole so thanks for the referenc ;-)

[Subacca]

"Turkey baster?"

"Yep."

Bwahahaha - brilliant, as usual Sazzy. Too damn funny!

[trimi38]

sorry guys i was drunk(lol) i think what i ment was grate vid as allwas and i dano the rest can some1 spam that messege plz?

[AdmiralKath]

Brilliant! I hope you'll continue with what has turned into your little series of subtitled scenes. I can't stop laughing.

[Stingmon21]

Wookie Hole. very funny.

[Treknologist]

wut?