dumbest person in america - jazz version

[WhatTheFlyinFudge]

HAHAHAHA!! She actually got 3 claps at the end.

[Viraus2]

Santa Cruz is the best town ever.

No, really.

[Tarafriend33]

Is she for real?

[bmartinmusics]

She speaks in 5/4!

[asger123456789]

1:36 da fuck in the back

[noisynerdman]

Thank you so much. Your suffering is a blessing

[Xanadude575]

How were you able to listen to her talk so many consecutive times in order to synchronize the piano parts to her speech? I had to turn it off after a minute, the stupidity became too much to bear. My brain started to atrophy.

[guitargeekusa]

thank you.....

[WhatTheFlyinFudge]

WE NEED MORE, STRETTA!! THE INTERNET IS CRYING OUT FOR IT!!!!!!

[WhatTheFlyinFudge]

I would have added a deceptive cadence at "We can make things, and put them in the store."

[jimmburrell]

This is so creative and musical - still makes me laugh and shake my head at the same time because of the coolness factor.

[synsei1]

No Autotune needed ! Bravo !

I was wondering if you used a tune-follower at some moment or if you caught every intonation by ear only.

[stratmonkey87]

she sounds like rick derringer's wife, Jenda.

[sage1014]

fking public school product? just kidding

[Zuurkool1]

I liked how you worked Take Five by Dave Brubeck in there :)

[allcontakt]

Long live Hermeto Pascoal!

[TheExplodingBit]

Great.

[JamaisMEC]

You are the master of the Insane Music genre! LMAO!!!!

[jadenhotguy]

we can be rich in cotton, mining, and slik worms! silk worms i tell you!!

[RasecKnarf]

Sounds like Frank Zappa

[billy1303]

I agree with her. Fruit and Veggies are free all we have to do is pay the grocery store, the farmer, and for the land. That sounds fucking free to me. Lets grow some fruit and vegetable trees. Hahaha, what a dumb fucking bitch. Women are so stupid. She should run with Sarah Palin, so they can grow vegetable trees in the *country* Africa. I think I discovered why men die before women. It's because we can't take their stupid shit anymore, and we finally get a break (death).

[omnivorace]

Cool.

[JohnLRice]

LOL! Stretta, are you actually Frank Zappa?  ;-)

[Imtheman19871]

ahahahaha h wonderful

[dudeohyeahable]

jazztastic

[pestorer]

towel shooes free yes house left why eh hehe...poor girl speakin without sayng somthing beavis and butthead found a dumber person as them sry my english learnt it from mtv peace love the work of stretta love synthesizerz and big drumms

[rebarbaro]

jason moran - Ringing My Phone

[NuclearSun]

I'd still hit it.

[jpfmilla]

lol :))

[Blahdabbadoo]

She should go perform her speech at pre-school, & get some feedback.

[jensenbell]

This video is a service to all mankind.

[wdgeo]

This woman should be President of the United States!

[jensenbell]

@wdgeo - This MUSICIAN should be president of the WORLD.

[GalacticGargleBlasta]

@wdgeo

Put her on the ticket with Sarah Palin!

[neandrewthal]

ROFL

[cassieldotcom]

I preferred the malfunctioning dog.

[aadambeker]

Omg, stretta you're genius. Really, you have megatons of talent.

[synaesthetique]

omfg awesome. if only fiddle worked this well, eh?

[TheReasonWhyGuy]

Gender is irrelevant :P

[stretta]

@TheReasonWhyGuy excellent point.

[TheReasonWhyGuy]

@stretta Hey you changed the title :D

Wow you're a very receptive person, opposed to most people online, who treat any comment against their video as something to attack :)

You've just gained a HUGE amount of respect from me.

On a side note, I love Press Cafe for monome, it's one of the biggest reasons why I'm wanting to get a monome :)

[syzygywell]

I did my undergrad in santa cruz... this is classic.!!!! Love the town though my favorite place I ever lived.

[darkvisionmedia]

oh. my. lord.

[bubinasuit]

oww

[jeevespreston]

Most people would say, "I may not agree with what you're saying, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." Well instead, for her, I'll defend your right to shut her up and play music instead...

[godemp]

Damnit, Stretta, stop being so awesome. You're making us look even worse than we already are.

[veiss8801]

Hahaha the kid shaking his head at 1:35. Wow lady....

[tngregory]

"i can see santa cruz from my backyard!"

you kill me.

[gwar265]

lol

[Dubwise4u]

LOL I'm sure she'll run for president. Knockers !!!!!! Great improv BTW.

[aerobique]

hehe!

cant tell me this isnt automated and you played it with all details.. :D

...i remember my "dog of truth"  video, after stretta later mixed it... the dog squeaked on beats.. yes brilliant

[StigmaNYC]

nice!

[malgacho]

Brilliant!