Jarvis Cocker - Fat Children

[bellakiasma]

Jarvis is the best!

[BottomBoosh]

28 People are Fat Children.

[Tompettylady601]

@UShitlerYOUTH omg did you just call jarvis your dad cool

[acertainshape]

Jarvis in top form, cheers. If you don't know who he is, then you probably don't deserve too.

[acertainshape]

Jarvis in top form, cheers. If you don't know who he is, then you probably don't deserve too.

[fornasettidream]

@snotgrooved i mean this is one of his best songs

[KurtRileyOfficial]

I am from the United States, and I would just like to say that FAT CHILDREN TOOK MY LIFE

[hollium]

So this is where matt smith got his dress sense!

[fornasettidream]

one of his best

[deric343]

Candida mery me, please...!!!!

[NanMcCoyRN]

I love this guy...HE IS RIGHT ON!

[Victim0fJacko]

@stonegrrooved

agreed. What a clown.

[MrScrewdriver96]

@Victim0fJacko Why watch the video in the first place?

[seanye239]

@tripletxtreme because they took his life XD

[hmmyer]

Maybe these flippin' Jackson fans should stay off Jarvis' videos I keep seeing it and it's starting to look pathetic. In other news; awesome song with funny clever lyrics. Long live good music

[MEandNoneOther]

@lukeibobskaa you my friend need to get some sense... and need to learnt that different people like different things.

[EnglishCoconut44]

wOw !!

[TheZootropococ]

The only guy for whom I´d become gay. LOL

[harrykewel]

'Fat children took my life' Someone explain it to me please? xD

[Rocko7018]

I have a crush on Candida :)

[PLUNKATAMI]

what a jocke...blah f him

[sluterry]

@PLUNKATAMI

i take it your a fat kid?

sux to be you

[PLUNKATAMI]

No I am skinny, thin deff not fat.Why?

[sluterry]

@PLUNKATAMI

lol you said "waht a joke"

and "blah f him"

so i figured you didnt like the title of the song :)

[PLUNKATAMI]

I have no promblem with the title of the song, I just think that Jarvis is very arogant.

[specialbk]

Candida!!! Great!!!

[julosx]

BRING BACK CANDIDA ! We miss her !

Oh, these lyrics : "They're like maggots without the sense of being flies"... lol

[IndianaLiz]

he's hot with those glasses.

[ToddlerFondler69]

some nice ian curtis type mvoes going on there!

[TitchTV]

The best solo song from Jarvis? Like it.

[IndependentScientist]

fat children with fat cars loving this song sounds masochistic

[maxopower88]

Greatest "not pulp" Jarvis Cocker song ever, the lyriks are very smiler to Joyriders, don't you think?

[Nortalika]

Even though im a fat child i love this song ^^

[Preistguyproductions]

I say, Candida looking great there...given her age...

[fizzb100]

She's only 46

[N4jj94]

Jarvis & Candida harmonising melts my tiny brain!

[JohnMoseley]

You're going to ruin that jumper if you stretch it about like that.

[Fairyelfdog]

Love this guy!

[the1duck]

i LOOVEEEEEEEEEee ITTTTTTTTTTTTTT

[ciaracustard]

That is such a great line: fat children took my life.

[ryuzakikun96]

what the hell

[GaByTechnoLove]

No manches igualito al disco....wowow asombrosa voz.....

[wilkatron]

fuckin awesome as always, cant wait for his new album

[falconhead67]

great song but i miss jarvis before he went total hipster

[cactaceous]

A hipster? Have you seen him lately? Stop talking out of your ass.

[Ice3461]

fat children upset me

[Softassnowbutwrminsd]

what is that guitar?

[BadgerDervy]

i think it is a Teisco copy of a Vox Phantom.

[Softassnowbutwrminsd]

thank you

[UntitledHead]

YOLATENGO..

[dioornodio]

lol is this a joke?

[ILikeCalliopes]

I like changing the line to

"My spirit walks the streets of Manhaaaaatan."

[superiourcowies]

Is it that you're fat and this is why you're taking such a stance against this tune?

[superiourcowies]

Well there we have it!

[RoyZuKaz]

what happened to those guys on these comment things who talk about HOW GREAT THIS SONG IS!?

yay go Jarvis!

No more fighting down there. just listen to this great song.

[ddviolinist]

Well, in fact I am very smart and yes, this is the difference.

[ddviolinist]

Ah, but I DO know about the british way of life, and this is WHY I wrote what I did. And your use of language just PROVED exactly what I was referring to. Thank you for the justification.

[ddviolinist]

This post is all over the place. Want to write it again, staying on course? Whether the president of the US says God Bless or not, I could care less. My point is, Brits are not very motivated for some reason. Their culture is not a motivated one, and it has nothing to do with what our Leaders say or don't say. It is a cultural issue, period. I never say "God Bless." I don't believe that way. But I AM motivated to discover truth before I spew. It is called being educated.

[tigermountain74]

I think the MJ fans here need some kind of unbiased, articulate spokesperson. Otherwise they risk giving the impression of being a group of insane reactionaries.

[ddviolinist]

so this is the freak that ruined Michael Jacksons show?? LMAO! This guy is absolutely ridiculous. Terrible band. Obviously this guy is so freaking in his own ego that it is ridiculous that he ever thought he had the right to charge the stage at MJ's concert. What a hypocrite. I would assume he is terribly jealous. He will never sell as many albums, that is more than clear. Dream on Jarvis!!

[kahn200697]

you have the nerve to call him a freak? when you worship a baby hanging kiddie feeler get fucked dumbass

[ddviolinist]

I assume you are a brit? You sound like one. I will check..yep! So obvious in your lack of motivation to become educated before ye speak. Stop going to the bars and read up! You lack education on MJ. Not surprising. If you were smart enough to LEARN about the truth (don't worry, most Europeans seem to be unmotivated to learn before they spew), then you would know about the people that accused him and what scum they were. And, how MJ'ls life got ruined because of them AND IDIOTS LIKE YOU!

[kahn200697]

I assume you're american so you know money gets you anywhere HE FUCKING ADMITTED GIVING UNDERAGE KIDS ALCOHOL your hero is going bankrupt and looks as bad as his bank account is i hope he gets fucking curb stomped

[ddviolinist]

No he didn't. He admits that when he was out of the home they got into wine and regular old porno, but he was NOT home. GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT DUMBASS! You are a lovely soul. I am sure you are reaping wonderful Karma by wishing him badly. I have had enough of your idiocy, seriously, so you are now blocked. I don't have time for people that just can't learn. Waste of my time and the world's time. Hope someday you can see into the bigger scheme of things. Perhaps then you will tell truth.

[0l234]

Хорошая песня!

[LukasBThiessen]

I guess i don't really know Jarvis Cocker's personality all that well, but i get the sense that he is not promoting hate. Anyone looking for support to hate someone should look to the elsewhere. I think Cocker is looking to cure social ills, not perpetuate them. I am writing this comment in response to the people who are berating people based on their girth.

[DaughterofKyuss]

Flippin' excellent!

Fat children took my life - yes!

[marley314]

the bass player is my dad

[NicolasPoonz]

really? cool

[pc2c]

Wierd ...... brothers friend's dad used to play with jarvis.

[saraj12]

whats his chat on jarvis?

[yorikas66]

Amazing song...incredible.

[overether]

he's a nutcase, I love em! :D

[xxxlarissaxxxcorexxx]

Nice song name...

I love this song though...

[epek10]

Que rockera esta canción. Jarvis mata loco.

[MIghtyBooshxo]

ledgend(:

[ohgimemo]

So nice to see Candida again! xxx

[julosx]

This song rocks ! It's my fave in the album. Saw them live last Summer. I wish Candida Doyle could be a permanent member of his combo.

[xloopbasss]

Genial cancion de jarvis, cuando la escuche me volvio loco.

Buen cabro jarvis, lo mejor de Britania

[RonoAndrews]

Best lyrics eva

[choiniak]

po 33 sek. stwierdzam że hujowe

[Dracmusniklass]

I saw him in the DAHO show ;) nice text ^^

[daria169]

i lvope this song...! woo!

[HolgerHelfert]

wow. great song. sounds a little like some songs of our german 'house williams', but jarvis has a much better sound ...

[Baracchina]

omg! this guy is so cool XD

[jasaphina]

i love that song! <3

[joesoap2006]

I hope Jarvis does another solo album soon. His last one is mighty fine.

[xsvsx]

The camera work was all a bit top of the pops, wasn't it? Love the stripy jumper, Jarv!

[biginhot]

JARVIS BEST FOREVER!

[LylaKapranos]

great! i mean

[LylaKapranos]

Gosh! Candida!

[candy654]

lollolololololo

[hardcoreunderwear]

I love you Steve!!!

He looks so hot!!!

Jarvis a music`s genius.

[2DXP]

Tiene buena voz este tipo ;)

type has good east voice

[adamfizz]

not a big fan of the early-90s style camerawork. i feel a bit sick now

[Frenchkisssss]

Bah c a mourir d ennuis

[fergalet]

Took me pleaseeeeeeeeeeee

[Braves300]

FAT CHILDREN TOOK MY LIFE!

[Lolapopmentos]

kick ass,

fuck fat children, fuck them right in the ass,... oh yeah LOL

[Braves300]

HAHA

[ohgimemo]

I love that Candida is there! Here's to you gorgeous, xxxxoooo! - J

[tommorowneverknows]

legend. one of the most underrated artists.

[letbox]

JARVIS COCKER FOR PRESIDENT!

he is a human maracas. i love him.

[eduardo1545]

jaa yea man cool

[PloKoon333]

No it's his Solo Album. But i like his new style more than Pulp's :)

[nightgaunt19]

That was awesome!  Is this PULP? They rock!

[monkeywrench890]

thanks for this added to my favourites

shows jarvis cocker just gets better and better

[bluecuracau]

haha fat people suck!

[nasratfatty]

i love it. saw him at rock en seine last week, and he really turned me onto him. this tune is great!

[julosx]

I was there too, at Rock en Seine ! I stayed a bit longer an saw the Jesus And Mary Chain as well.

[LunaSeaSane]

Yes. But... mm, nevermind.

[dwarfish]

What is this? rap?  cant say that I'm a fan.

[Elwozza]

you have to be american?!

[julosx]

Candida Doyle plays keyboards just like in the good old time (Pulp) ! Great song for sure.

[monkeywrench890]

yeah still looking hot

[xxnosferxx]

jarvis *-*

[PloKoon333]

Oh i really like this song . But Black Magic is also great :>

[Alectron]

Now only if he had Mark Webber, Russell Senior, and Nick Banks behind him. Then it would be complete.

[fluffibunniboo]

he's 6' 2" (1.88 M)

[TMcGuane]

hes very tall, 6 sumtin!

[junjigains]

Does anyboby know his height?

[ealmintheplayground]

lol he dances like a doosh but the song is great

[RaoulDuffy]

Dude, You misspelled Douche. Who's the Douche now?

[Flakester1]

haha

[superfish345]

My art teacher said i am Jarvis cocker! i Mean come on i can ding better than tht. Very good song

[WillsDarkMonks]

He last name is COCKER?

[xsvsx]

Ehm... Yah. Lol.

[yonkii]

the best song of the new jarvis !!!

[Gabmackey]

In the video I saw Steve & Candida...

I love you Jarvis but I think that the only that that you wanted was has a solo album, but with pulp`s members...

Steve Mackey I love so much

You`re the best

[q23o5yt1sd]

awesome...!

[SecondLifer2000]

I love fat people..there is more of them to love! haha :P xx

[bmventi]

Jarvis was amazing @ coachella, still waiting for a PROPER US tour...and while we're at it, bring back PULP

[Domestabuse]

Top notch! best thing hes done on his solo project :)

[maggiiee10]

im probably like the skinniest person ever, but thats kinda mean to make fun of fat people :(( dont u think???

[BBOYJAYTEE]

not really since its about fat children...fat children are unhealthy and i blame the parents that its gonna be hard for them when they're older

[xsvsx]

he's not making fun of fat people. he's saying that a group of fat children mugged him for his mobile phone, and he died in teh back of the cab, but he'll be back to haunt them. lol. ♥

[advancedwatcher]

social commentary! the obese generation, no respect, no future!

[rherrick123]

DUS ANYBODY KNOW HOW TO PLAY THIS? IM DESPERATE FOR A TAB (for guitar -and bass if possible-)

Great Video!

[DerGato]

If you really think that Candida looked fat or plumped in this video then you have an awful view of how women should look. But, that isn't the point. This is a nice track from Jarvis.

[Jean904]

ehheehh.. Good one

[ilaminate]

blistering track. wd jarvis

[paul4003]

just watched it again - she don't even look fat - and i'd still do her - class song by the way

[paul4003]

I'd do Candida - Fat or not

[xsquareduk]

It's a bit of a ripoff of our song 'Bitter Little Fatty' - myspazz slash threespivs - but we'll forgive him seeing as it's Jarvis! ;)

[chuckdee121]

A girl has a right to have a couple pounds on her and not be called a plumper or preggie. I mean guy! Nice to see Jarvis doing another topical song. This guy is really on the ball!! Great Stuff!

[ruckels]

ffrrittzz, what a dumb thing to say. She doesn't look pregnant. Just because she's not a wafer doesn't make her preggers.

[siralex1969]

10ouy of 10 pop pickers

[ffrriittzz]

I absolutely love the pregnant keyboard player - at least I hope she is.

[tiredhiker]

Nice! I joined the Pulp band wagon too late, not too many people know who they are in the states. Now I get to enjoy new Jarvis stuff??? Awesome! Say, does anyone have a link where he disses Michael Jackson at a concert? I really want to see it.

[bebbi]

This was at the Brit Awards (or MTV European Music Awards?) back in 1996.

[cimacio]

You want to see J.C's infamous protest action from the Brit Awards? No problem! Just search Youtube under 'jarvis cocker michael jackson'. There is a longish clip from English T.V. where you can enjoy the whole thing!

[servalan42]

Has it been removed from YouTube? I can't find it and I searched several different ways (including your suggested way).

[cimacio]

Yeah it's been removed now - sorry!

[xsvsx]

Search Jarvis Cocker on myspace videos.

[servalan42]

Thank you so much! Why is Youtube and Michael Jackson BFF anyway? Did he threaten to sue or something?

[xsvsx]

Lol. Who knows? Jarvis rocks =) x

[iamjason]

same keyboardist of pulp

[beefbalones]

would pulp really split over a drummer? jarvis started "arabacus pulp" when he was 15. he probably just wanted to further his ascent to leonard-cohen-nick-cave-dom already.

[harpalkallah]

Candida is safe!!!

[bubbajk]

cool, i see two members of pulp... and richard hawley is already part of the crew (relaxed muscle, etc.) that means the drummer was the fool who split up the band... :-)

[iareAJ]

thank god jarvis has returned. everything was getting a bit dreary without him.

and a wonderful song too - effing up the establishment of 'newsnight review' with a song about haunting fat kids after they've killed you. utter genius

[Arstar]

yay!

the start of it is a bit the fall. but this song is nice.