How To Lose Friends And Alienate People

[LGW1234159]

Thank You Video Jug, I can now get my ex best friend Trevor J to leave me alone:)

[NyxRedvines]

This bitch. . .

[imprvrt]

i know a girl who is exactly like this

[JadeDolphin14]

this video is way better than Howcast, it has humor :)

[GRRR4WR]

HILARIOUS! 

[Jbeabey]

Wow! A videojug video that's actually credible!

[sondano]

why bother to alienate people when you have the option of not meeting them in the first place?

[xpinchx]

Wow, I want to hate fuck her so bad.

[snowstorm18]

That's a man's hand at the beginning. Why would he be wearing a mini-skirt? o_O

[Sweetheartluvsmusic]

who would actually watch this???? and funny i hav friends like this....jkjk

[kelzitcha]

LOL Já tem bastante gente seguindo direitinho as dicas! ;)

[Foggyfull]

or just buy an xbox, call of duty black ops, and get to 15th prestige legitly....say goodbye to ur friends and social life =P lmao

[BigAndTall666]

The Movie with the same title was BETTER!

[Tellmeimaninja]

@BigAndTall666 The sad thing is that it really wasn't.

[bsks1694]

By the way. Adrenal glands do not produce insulin.. lmao!

[CalvinandHobbes14]

@bsks1694 LOL Being a nerd is so fun...

[MsLAB24]

Tsss stupid boring.

[MoreAnonymous]

how to lose friends and alienate people: invade foreign countries and kill alot of incident civilians, tear apart societies, spend a lot of money on foreign arms and munitions, then not explain why you can't feed your own people and making your own citizens pay to continue under a bankrupt nation.

[metallexone]

How to make a lot of friends: Shoot the bitch from the video

[VisconteWielder]

Great actress!

[Thereisonlythemoment]

I think honesty is very refreshing in a friendship, and one must strive at all times to be tolerant and understanding, but for two pins I would cheerfully punch her lights out Ha Ha

[commenterofsorts]

This should be titled "How To Get Bitch Slapped In The Face"

[geico1212]

this is what i was doing wrong with my life

[Geekman100]

hate youtube ads

[Poopingbotham]

Ha ha, I like it!

[x975]

Why is their a video on how to LOSE friends? Its not like its hard.

[SuperModel969]

lol i tried like all of these on this girl i don't like. It works like a charm

[Hipboy125]

how to lose friends and alienate people? REALLY? its easy! just be a total asshole, and a anti-socialite!

[xxdre09xx]

This is more like "How to get your ass beat intentionally" lmao.

[animedragonfans]

seem like that work for girls better then guys, we guys have a better method, lock yourself in your room and play video games don't even come in contact with your friend or anyone you know for 3 week they will think you have die.

[BOOKWORM56100]

I tried the opposite of this and i lost a friend....

[RysunKelvin09]

wow, this girl is a she-douche!

[TENNSUMITSUMA]

this video could have only been 5 seconds long

download shaiya, start from level 0 normal, and play till your level 60 u.m

'done'

[riverx01]

in other words be a tatol bitch...

[snager80]

i know a girl who acts like this in my Astronomy class everyone sits with her and avoids me.

ah. it must be cause she's ... cuter? = < my acne's not THAT bad..

[jaycc9]

I made some friends to try this on...and it works!!! Who would've thought...

[TENNSUMITSUMA]

@jaycc9

(O_O) BWAH HA HA HAAAAA

[foreskinforest]

The actress is really cleaver

[Fordeadlysin]

What the fuck?

[takahashi64]

this one was a funny one

[InterestinglyBoring]

gee, it really works! thanks VideoJug! i now have no friends, and everybody hates me! i'm finally able to die a hermit, like i've always wanted!

[Derp1978]

@InterestinglyBoring I think this is meant to teach you not to do those things.

[niclaz300]

@InterestinglyBoring Lol, god damnit! Milk all over my keyboard:< Thanks alot

[GeneralNutcase]

@InterestinglyBoring Way to go asshole you made me throw my pants out due to me pissing myself so hard

[aligerous]

Wow, I was doing all these things.  I never knew. Thank God for this video. Maybe there is hope for me.

[mdbr2]

y going all this long way to lose friends ? how bout saying to ur friend "go to hell" :)

[HaoSci]

OK, this is the last thing cross my mind. But thanks for your advice anyway...

[Sm0sh1337]

I will give you my love.... Bitch

[xMETALROCKER02x]

lol..

i thought by alienate she's gonna make her friends turn to aliens and get abducted to outerspace.. rofl

[kidowner]

yea.. i thought alienate was something that related to aliens XD

[FOOFlGHTERS]

@kidowner derp :)

[MrLittleCub]

Oh my god I laughed my ass off ! :D

[kidowner]

lmao :P

[BigAndTall666]

Just ignore people and they´ll fuck off automatically!

[JisatsuKing14]

@BigAndTall666 true that

[pr0szefu]

lies

[bertlovesliz]

she's way better at this then me.

i think after these helpful tips though i can improve my alienation skills.

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[Lunchbox7000]

i do this when i want to be left alone. hehe... add a valley girl voice and a little bit of akwardness into the mix. i like to get creative with it some times. should have been an actress.

[throwfox66]

now I know how to alienate people :)

[satanchiken]

this is me!

[7itha]

yeah me too , except loving me of course

xD

[Sarasirk531]

lmao I can do that already xD

[nightmarelab]

oh, reminds me someone who i dated O___o

[HowTaDoDat]

my friend sounds like this.

[Heffsta02]

omg this video describes me perfectly.

[balleygr]

Punching them in the face also works very well.

[bornwithacause]

lol XD

[T0mcat16]

Yeah , its saves a lot of effort...

[FluffyTheKnight]

wow i fit perfectly!

[XxXNsSakuraXxX]

who rocks xDDDDD

[asiangirlmob]

i think she's entertaining

[Skallfraktur87]

ooops better start thinking of other people not just myself.

[Poppenhuis]

Oh crap, that's me...

[skinnybishiwish]

lol! me too

[Lunchbox7000]

ya thats me for you... hahaha... recently i realized i do this on perpuse subcontiously to keep people away because i really cant stand people. lone wolf... free and content

[Loppoc]

Wau...

[bespinboi]

simple just watch this video

[somepass1]

throw away your home phone and cell phone away you will lose alot of friends and u might make some new ones...

[crazystupidu2]

or just buy an xbox, gears of war 2, and get to lvl 100 legitly... say goodbye to ur friends and social life =P lmao

[8916420]

yea ive lost some friends to xbox live

[sanimalscoolzfriend]

@crazystupidu2 or you could just go on a killing spree...I don't think they allow friend,or human contact at that in solitary confinement

[crazystupidu2]

@sanimalscoolzfriend you can always make friends with bubba in the shower...

[maticoff]

i couldn't stand 60 seconds of this, it really works, LOL

[evilmaster09]

OMG MY BIOGRAPHY!

[gink991]

did any one realize its a pun on the book how to gain friends and influence people? no?

[SarcasticTribble]

Wow, thanks for telling us ;)

[EvilDemonCows]

Actually, there was a parody book already on that called How To Lose Friends And Alienate People which was then made into a movie including Megan Fox, Thandie Newton, Simon Pegg and Kirsten Dunst...

[EverythingZen14]

You mean, people DONT want to hear all the facts about everything? What could possibly NOT be interesting about sulfites!? (Chemistry nerd here).

[sillyoz]

i already knew how toaleinate ppl! i didnt need to see this

[Flowmasta]

lmao i'd just tell them i need space, i don't wanna get beed up!

[Fixkal]

kinda funny but stupidly gay

[Sophie36]

reverse psychology... i like it! lol

[FieryGauntlets]

I didnt need any guide for this!

[Broodkill]

really i didnt need this shit at all

[mirrormaiden]

yeah...id just say hi and ppl alienate me

[jinefer63530]

lol, i like the actress

and XD ima try that

[Marie3rin]

o i have a friend i love...but is exactly likethis!!

[menderfire9]

Great video! A good teaching tool for the socially challenged.

[rinipoet]

socially challenged. ??

[SephirothBurger]

you know, like i know this one dude with a youtube "rinipoet" hes got problems. lol

[lilemogirl1001]

nice no I can get annoying people off my back ;)

[owlcake]

I've actually found this to be useful to get rude people away from me.

[CAR18MEN]

i thought english people did these?????????

i think they're a more funny in an english accent

[6105boe]

Wooooot!? that was incredible! :D

[QuinnTheSuperStar]

Lmao! Omg, that was hilarious

xoxo * QU!NN

[bellpawt]

I wondered what I did !

[mcrladygerard13]

NICE! lol well not very jajajjaja

[Jumpmike22]

If i was walking out and she started shouting, like at the end, i'd get my gun, turn around and shoot her, then shout, shut the fuck up u annoying bitch.

[celineB444]

this is how my grandma naturally acts :)

[SluTTyLovEdrEaM]

What? People really want to waste there time destroying people over the internet.. How loser of them lol..

[dermasterpeef]

1% of teenagers keep posting stupid messages about the jonas brothers jumping of buildings. The other 99% hates those people

[Omgausername6]

you forgot the copy and paste part :). and when the jonas brothers learn to play their instruments they may get a little more respect.

[dermasterpeef]

I know, they suck, but all those comments were annoying me.

[hehehaw]

at least you didn't say to copy paste, these ten year olds really annoy me when they do that ( I'm not saying your 10, just the other copy pasters )

[famasdan]

99% don't misspell "off".

[dermasterpeef]

more than 85% don't speak English as their first language

[famasdan]

85% of those people should get off of the American youtube.

[dermasterpeef]

so only 15% of non english speaking people can watch video's on youtube?

[famasdan]

as long as they dont type yeah.

[Silverwolf678]

There is no 'American' Youtube you dumbass.

[famasdan]

so they are just a bunch of culturist hate crime commiters then?

i notice they have a australian youtube!

[4PeacexDarkness]

go blow ureself egofuck!...see a romanian can type

[famasdan]

Barely, but congrats i know a very nice romanian girl i have more respect for Romanians than the other non English speaking litertards

[Berethoth]

Not that I agree with famasdan, but he said American youtube. I think he meant United Statian English, since there are many languages available.

However, I'd rather watch to English youtube, even though I'm brazilian and my main language is portuguese.

[marmarluxia]

That's because China and India have over 1/3 of the Earth's population...

[hylk]

The actress is good. She probably must have met a lot of people like that .... or maybe simply she really is one herself ;)

[jfunf]

no. that way she would not be "an actress"

[WillyBumm]

just say GO FUCK YOURSELF then they'll leave

[Deakness]

I really agree with you WillyBumm !

[mirrormaiden]

i already died

[bobmillerbob]

Cool, now I can lose the friends I don't even have. Woo Hoo!!!!

[tujefaporatras]

how wants 2 lose friends??

[DELEX0GODLESS]

who wants 2 losse friends?? lol just messing

[lordofchaosrb]

i'm associated with a few people i would prefer not to be.......stupid aj......

[mycrimsonregrets]

JUMP JONAS BROTHERS, JUMP!! hey....  where's the popcorn?

[Lethys1]

1% of teenagers would panic if the Jonas brothers were about to jump off a 100 foot building.Copy and paste this if you were the other 99% that would bring popcorn and invite friends

[satsugekibukouken]

god does not exist , have a good day

[nick00580]

why would i lose my friends?

I never had friends except now.

[cain234cain]

I cant copy and paste that. Not because I like the jonas brothers but because I wouldn't bring popcorn and invite friends.

This means your figures and incorrect as I am neither.

Y0u am g0t m47H5 0wn3d nubb!!

[kalvieXkitteh]

omfg im her!

[krysmossfield]

They would probably be to wimpy to jump any way. I would push those weird looking freaks. I hate the jonas brothers

[klusterus]

bitch

[golfguy8899]

this video should be called "how to be a bitch."

[decoded0101]

Amen man.

[CommodoreFluffy]

it's a reference to "How to gain friends, and Influence people."

[Hotora86]

The people you can call friends are the ones that stay even after you've done all of that.

[ultraviolet255]

This is a perfect example on how to lose friends.

[MitZulina]

lol wow id kill her :)

[gulskjegg]

Ive been doing these things for YEARS and guess what? NOBODY ever comes around asking for borrow money. But srsly, be happy if you have ONE true friend in life. The rest are just a bunch of backstabbing newbs driven mad with jealously anyhow.

[stilln68la]

ever watch those c##t´s on the hills that´s all they ever do and they call themselves "friends".

[ultraviolet255]

good comment

[oostenrijk1]

great

[ScaryIntentions]

oh maaaan.... can't say anything XD

[camdenangel101]

uh oh. I do that naturally to gain friends. That's just my personality. Uh oh.

[coolyking]

id slap the hell outta that biotch if she was uglier.

[squiddelz12321]

id slap her even more if she was hotter :)