Naked Vicar gets potato stuck up his bum

[Pentdad]

If this happened to me i wouldnt be scared in saying to the doc i was messing around with my wife/gf and it got stuck up there... its way worse when people make up dumb excuses

[AngryAussie]

@Pentdad It certainly is

[mrfist6]

Watching your all nude TFU made me want to watch this video again.

[AngryAussie]

@mrfist6 There are some recurring themes

[ShutUpYouMong]

I used to go out with a nurse, and can fully validate Mr Aussie's statement.

[AngryAussie]

@ShutUpYouMong It's totally true

[vickiormindyb]

The weirdest thing I saw when working on the ambulance is something I can't really detail in a public comment.

Suffice it to say it involved a husband and wife playing a new before bedtime game and a bed post.

One of the new guys on our unit, an 18-yr. old firefighter, ran out of the room b/c he couldn't handle what he was seeing.

[vickiormindyb]

I don't like too many nurses, b/c most of them will flat-out tell me my job has no value. One DID say that.

The patient told the ER nurse that she (the patient) was grateful we took such good care of her on the way to ER.

The nurse said "Well now you're with a nurse. That's better than a paramedic."

My partner turned to me and said, in a hillbilly voice "That's right. 'Cause we don't know NOTHIN' 'bout no health care."

The nurse scowled at him but didn't say anything else.

[AngryAussie]

Territory fights between medical professionals get pretty interesting

[mrfist6]

Were you ever told which end of the carrot went in the butt?

[AngryAussie]

Pointy end I guess

[pinktiger3]

hahahahahaha, how the fuck would you do that, i couldn't drive like that worth shit, i hope i never have to try to hahahahaha

[AngryAussie]

I don't like to think about it

[CanaanSGl]

He must have a good aim to land on a potato

I like gross stories,0_0

[AngryAussie]

It's a weird story

[ThemHooligans]

I have now watched this video enough times that I can quote it verbatim.

[AngryAussie]

hahahah I'm not sure that's a good use of your time!

[ScarlettKitsune]

'Up the jacksy!' Hahahaha!!!

Why a potato? If you were gonna stick a veggie up there, the carrot sounds more sensible. WHAT AM I SAYING?!?!

Bad vicar, bad bad vicar!!!

My mum is a nurse... She tells weird stories too. ^^

[AngryAussie]

A potato is a very weird choice

[Dudemeister28]

Rofl, this is like the Irish priest who somehow got it ummm *Insert dirty word* in a sheeps .... * Another dirty word*

[AngryAussie]

There's lots of it goes on

[princeboy5]

Vicar, aussie slang for or word for??

[AngryAussie]

Not slang. Proper English word for CofE priest

[princeboy5]

good to know I have never heard it used befor so i thought, it was slang of some sort

[AgoniesCreep]

He's lucky he didn't fall on a water mellon.

[AngryAussie]

He's probably tried

[TucanaTheToucan]

I have more news about veggiephilia.

A PETA ad was banned due to it's sexual content. The women in the ad submit to veggiephilia. If I want sex, I want to have sex with a handsome, young man, not a floret of broccoli!

[AngryAussie]

I saw a story on that - pretty weird.

[TRUMPHENT]

OMG! I just finished dinner before seeing this. You guessed it. My dinner consisted of a large portion of potatoes.

You just can't make stuff like this up. :)

[AngryAussie]

Although you can make up really weird stuff like the vicar did.

[kaitheruneninja]

Oh my GOD!!!!!! lmao that would be interesting to video tape a cop pulling that guy with the carrot up his arse over then put it on YouTube. "Vicar Pulled Over With Carrot Shoved Up Ass"

[AngryAussie]

That would be a weird experience for the cop.

[death1090]

oh damn i saw fluffe but your so much better

a carrot? really the drive must have hurt

[AngryAussie]

It seems like it would have.

[ThemLizards]

whats a vicar? lol is that like a foggot?

[AngryAussie]

It's like a priest

[toofastfgbx]

lol HE stuck a photo up his ass

[bridthescrewup]

now that's just wrong. very very very very wrong............wrong.

[AngryAussie]

Very, very wrong.

[firemonkey4me]

You Gotta watch out for those rouge potato's. They catch you when you least expect it.

This one poor vicar is one of our victims..

So please people, lock down your potato's!! Lock them up!

There Dangourous!

[fuzzball11001]

my mother's a nurse, my wife is a nurse....they don't believe the vicar either....

[AngryAussie]

Everyone's onto the vicar!

[TucanaTheToucan]

Veggiephiles! D:

[AngryAussie]

That must be it!

[buggo1212]

vicars kind of like a priest i think

[AngryAussie]

Indeed.

[Supersonny7]

heheheh the vicar reminds me of mr slave from south park, who shoves a guinea pig up his ass.

but WHAT is a vicar?

[AngryAussie]

A Church of England priest

[JonDgar]

someone who vics

[kiyoshi85]

wtf... poor hospital...

[AngryAussie]

Hospitals get this stuff all the time.

[HolyHandGrenadier]

Okay, AA, have some compassion. Clearly he was getting out out the shower and was like, "Oh, I forgot to hang those curtins, but I'd really like some toast." So he went and made toast but dropped some butter on the floor. Now when he went to hang the curtin he tripped over the sack of potatoes sitting there on the griund knocking them all over the floor. He didn't think it would matter so he just climbed up this huge latter. Next thing you know there's a buttered potato in his ass. Tragic.

[AngryAussie]

Like I said: always know where your potatoes are.

[Antitank1350]

A nurse fingered my bum after my third bike crash, apparently to test if my bowels worked(she could have asked) she used two digits but I swear it was her ARM!

[AngryAussie]

Maybe she liked you

[Antitank1350]

It's un-requited :p

[EmmyJW]

My sister is training to be a nurse, she keeps telling me stories - things i really dont wanna know.

[AngryAussie]

Christmas dinner will become a terrifying thing

[BokShilBokShil]

oh.....my...god...

[AngryAussie]

That's what the vicar said!

[Hirsuticus]

I want to go to one of these dinner parties as it's not easy to gross me out.

[AngryAussie]

Makes some friends who are nurses!

[conmech]

i rated it before watching cause the title itself deserves a 5*.

All I know is nurses won't date u anymore after seeing this lol.

[AngryAussie]

I may be better off that way ;)

[Tanru2000]

Reminds me of that episode of Scrubs with the box of stuff that has been removed from people's backsides. :)

[AngryAussie]

Except this one is real life :)

[VortexNeurofunk]

light bulb haha and the janitor helps hahaha

[NiebaumCurran]

just why would you have a potato up your arse in the first place ? weird

[AngryAussie]

Very weird.

[mrobertb]

The vicar's story was hard to swallow, so to speak.

[AngryAussie]

It would have been easier if he tried swallowing

[neep28]

If your lucky enough there's nothing better than a night out with a bunch of nurses. No, nothing mucky, just great company.

[AngryAussie]

Wild stories anyway

[nightshadelives40]

that would be embarressing(ok i cant spell, sue me) at least it wasn't a hamster.

[AngryAussie]

Only a potato suffered

[GerardsWay]

lol i couldn't stop laughing

[AngryAussie]

That's my aim

[missdivinestalls]

I prefer canned soup in my ass over fruits and vegetables. Personal preferance. ;p

[AngryAussie]

Free choice is important

[NoxVulpes]

Never try sticking a taco in there. Especially if there's hot sauce in it.

[caramelturtles]

you are a good kind man to share this PSA with your youtube community

[AngryAussie]

I'm always thinking of others.

[tyrbolo]

I love nurses stories.. they are the best.

The Vicar was just feeling nostalgic for his days in the seminary school

[AngryAussie]

You may be right

[FantasmaBAnco]

My mum was a nurse, and she said the most common excuse that people came up with was that they "fell on it in the bath". They would use this excuse no matter how bizarre the object: lemons, lighbulbs, champagne bottles etc...

These people need to go to a sex shop and make some discreet purchases of things that are perfectly safe to be inserted anally. Sales clerk: "May I recommend some glow-in-the-dark "love beads"? Or perhaps a life sized latex hand and forearm?"

[AngryAussie]

They just need to be honest with themselves

[djben1977]

For you:

B4USTARTSTFU

:-)

[AngryAussie]

Thanks :)

[MMS747]

It was an immaculate potato.

[haggidubious]

Five stars!

[AngryAussie]

The perfect excuse!

[IzzieHeartsYou]

I need to go google Vicar because I've never heard that term before. Learn something new everyday. :)

[AngryAussie]

Life is an education :)

[Amkii]

I lol'd. Very hard.

To be fair, though, I've hung curtains in the nude, I keep my fruits and vegetables just lying out amongst the furniture, and once I ALMOST fell on a stalk of celery, so... I've learned my lesson from this: I'll never hang curtains again!

[AngryAussie]

Curtains are very dangerous!

[ThinkFastBoom93]

tht was quite disturbing xD

no wonder my mom says she's bad for the nurses XD

[AngryAussie]

There are many disturbing people in the world

[boundless1986]

my grandmother was a nurse in the 60's and 70's and my grandfather was a police officer he would bring her the drunken bums to clean up and get sober instead of putting them in the tank for the night.

[AngryAussie]

They would have some colourful stories.

[evilbrainproductions]

what a waste of carrot!

[AngryAussie]

He clearly had his own value system.

[evilbrainproductions]

rabbits and him

[LittleShiela]

My brother worked with the ambos for some time and it is very true. The stories you hear are both unbelievable and completey hilarious.

[AngryAussie]

My brother is an ambo - I've heard a lot as well!

[ZombiPlan]

I've never watched AngryAussie's videos before today (that I know of) but watching this, I never thought I'd laugh so much at something. This was awesome.

[AngryAussie]

What isn't funny about a vicar who makes up a stupid story about why he has a potato up his bum?

[ZombiPlan]

good point...

[1994cg]

hahaha omg wow. now i am worried because i work in a fruit and veg shop. god only knows what some freaks do with 'em. lol that would be so funny driving like that.lol. hey with the tube-vember. i have a lunch break from 11-12 would that be ok? i just wanna say hi.

[AngryAussie]

Careful of the ones who seem *too* interested in the fruit and veg!

[FeltDownHard]

Holy crap that is disturbing but amazingly funny!!!

[AngryAussie]

My Favourite sort of story :)

[FeltDownHard]

This is why i like your show you REACT!!!:)

[mylovelydame21]

I have a friend whose a paramedic. He's told me some stories that truly grossed me out. Think of it this way: I hadn't eaten all day, dinner was cooking and was just about done, and he told me a story that grossed me out SOOO much, I went to bed without eating a thing all day.

I have to say though, it's a very effective way to lose weight. LOL

[AngryAussie]

I imagine it would be particularly effective

[hatemeproductions]

The video finally worked, My ex wife is a nurses aid, I thought my job was gross.

[AngryAussie]

Nurses have all the gross stories.

[mikma]

I have a friend who was a surgeon. Boy does he have a story's... mikma was here

[AngryAussie]

All medical staff have creepy stories

[snipermcguns1]

I can't watch the whole video. What's up?

[AngryAussie]

YouTube is having worse glitches than normal - try watching the high quality version

[snipermcguns1]

I have my settings to watch in high quality all the time. I'll maybe try the low quality version.

[OrielFilms]

i know whats worse, me coming home drunk after getting kicked out a club and asking one of my ex,s out while phoning the other ex at half 4am at the same time asking a randome girl out and most likely getting shot down in flames at all ends... that the news and thats the truth lol

[AngryAussie]

Friends don't let friends drunk dial

[OrielFilms]

my best bud moved to london so im on my own up here so i have no drunken dial help anymore. He used to take my phone away, also who sticks a carrot up there arse.. really... just be gay and get it over with silly vicar.

[grenangle]

Maybe that's how you get carrots to improve your eyesight, I mean they would stick out a bit I imagine.

[AngryAussie]

They'd sure make your eyes pop out applied this way.

[JessieFaye92]

My mum's a nurse, and my friend's sister is a nurse, I hear these sorts of stories all the time...like a dude who managed to get three oranges up his butt. D8

[AngryAussie]

Medical people can be scary to hang around

[ThemHooligans]

PEOPLE can be scary to hang around.

[Doomedlight]

Vicar?

lol funny, why wouldn't you oil it up?

yes we do!

ha ha ha half a carrot!

ha ha, it would hurt so much.

[AngryAussie]

It was a very strange choice

[AngryAussie]

There is always something new!

[jellysam]

damn people are weird

[AngryAussie]

Yes they are

[DDRpwnerer]

PROTIP. Haha, creepy...

[AngryAussie]

A little bit of extra help :)

[AngryAussie]

Or at least boiled it so it was softer.

[AngryAussie]

They need help!

[AngryAussie]

Way too many shirts for a sane person!

[Soronthrel]

Another great laugh myself half to death video! Poor vegetables getting abused and shoved up places they shouldn't be in, at least not in that form!

I've heard a similar story to the potato story except instead of potatoes, it was a compound bow with a really long stabilizer on it, stabilizer pointing up. I've also heard about someone who had a close call with arrows, broadhead side up while climbing a tree-stand.

[AngryAussie]

Won't someone think of the vegetables?

[Gregory748]

lol

[mytube308]

Im still LMFAO...☆☆☆☆☆

[AngryAussie]

Glad you liked it :)

[Montagraph]

Was it a sweet potato? ahahah

[AngryAussie]

That would have been an easier shape.

[sexandgromit]

your a good man angry aussie.

[AngryAussie]

Thanks :)

[Fyrstorm180]

I couldn't help but laughing either haha

[AngryAussie]

It's just funny.

[GoddessofBarefeet]

Now that was funny..

they must be vegetarians!!!

[AngryAussie]

No anal sausage for them!

[u2theedge]

finally got the video working wohoo! hahahahahahhahaha thats all i can say this is so funny! man carrot, potatoes man that guy needs a boyfriend lol.

[AngryAussie]

It would be better for him than a potato

[formless777]

Odd place to start a veggie garden. Good soil quality though. As a vicar you can be sure he's full of it too.

[AngryAussie]

The fertiliser would be effective!

[Monkeysaresweeeeeett]

Didn't think the censor would last that wrong.

I was right.

Strange. Just very strange.

o-o;

[AngryAussie]

Very, very strange

[iamcoolalot]

you can stick your potato up my ass any time.

~~

just kidding. i mean, unless you want to . . .

nice video!

[AngryAussie]

It is an unusual past time.

[Topazkat73]

dont know whats more disturbing, the veggies up their bums, or the possible real reasons why....

[AngryAussie]

It's all pretty disturbing.

[txbadgirl1]

LOL....actually getting a bunch of cops AND nurses together can be loads of fun as well...add a little (or alot) of drinks and well.........use your immagination!!!!

[AngryAussie]

Yeah, we call them 000 parties here

[Rowdyeh]

Where's my corkscrew? The video stalled at 1:30?, is somebody trying to stop this video?

[AngryAussie]

Vegetable rights activists!

[Extreslt]

It was a million to one shot doc! Million to one!

[AngryAussie]

He's a lucky, lucky vicar

[AndySmiirnoff]

A better excuse wouldve been 'he got in the line of fire of a potato cannon'.

o those country people =D

[AngryAussie]

HAHHAHAHAH brilliant excuse!

[SatchmoBevins]

We had a guy in my home town get a vibrator stuck up his ass. A vibrator in the ON position. Instead of going to the local hospital, he drove 150 miles to the next town.

Butt, we heard about it anyway. His nickname around town after that was "Buzz".

[AngryAussie]

HAHAHAHHAHAH perfect!

[AlicetheCamel7]

oh dear.

[AngryAussie]

That's what the vicar said!

[oxOXRiaGXOxo]

This reminds me of a scrubs episode where all the patients with strange things up their ass claim they fell on it, seriously would anyone believe that? And how the hell did that man drive, actually you know what, I really don't want to know the details!

[AngryAussie]

Some things we are better off not knowing

[Loves2scooge]

whats a vicar? and i lold at this video so much. good one aussie. :)

[amanda13val]

A vicar is someone who replaces a rector. A rector is the person who's actually in charge of the church. The vicar is just a fill-in =)

[r06u3AP]

A vicar is obviously a devout clergyman who likes to shove potatoes up their ass. Something they should do with their fucking religion.

[AngryAussie]

A church of england priest

[RoyalKidofOz]

Aye, he was hanging curtains in the nude? Suppose one of his flock came up? THAT would be embarrassing!

[AngryAussie]

Yeah, his absurd excuse is worse than the truth

[juliact]

My first "real" boyfriend was a nurse and as he was young and rather spunky (by popular acclamation, not just my biased opinion!) and worked at the Alfred emergency dept, he copped a lot of anally inserted objects. The weirdest one? A large teapot. Yes I kid you not, and it was completely internal! WHY? HOW????

[amanda13val]

LOL how do you shove a tea pot up your ass?!

[punkslilncs]

well you get some lube and the anus can strech pretty far if you work at it for hours.