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From: shoenice22
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  • dude ur fuckin awesome love watching ur videos

    

  • never knew that penis enlargers are slippers

  • eat 10 rotten raw eggs in 30 sec

  • 33 seconds :p

  • what is your cholesterol like?

  • ill beat you on that challenge i eat fast

  • That was impressive

  • MEANWHILE IN AFRICA...

  • no small penises here

  • I thought you didn't like ketchup..?

  • so basically... :D Shoenice your the man!!

  • 5:00 to skip the bullshit ;)

    

  • So basicly...

  • You said you didnt like ketchup when you ate the 4 ketchup packets? Why eat it with your sausage?

  • 34 sec bro, sorry

  • The end made me lmfao XD Great job shoenice. :) <3

  • Pause @ 2:03 :)

  • eat a shoe lace

  • WHAT WOULD SHOENICE SAY IF SOMEONE SAID "YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT" O_o

  • @DeeZVoLta Probably nothing because that would make no sense to him.

  • @DeeZVoLta "SO BASICALLY PEOPLE HAVE BEEN SAYING IM WHAT I EAT"

  • 4:58 to skip the bull shit

  • since when the monkeys talks with their eyes? o_O

  • 12 links in, 12 links out

  • you were a soldier :o i am one now :O

  • Sorry.. 38 secs... XD

  • legend.

    

  • ...You got shot in the head over in Iraq didn't you...

  • dude you don't chew xD

  • but yet u didntn drink the ketchup bottle

  • u look sooo gross when u eat ewwwww.... i mean im not a hater i luv u

  • was about 33-34 secs

  • ur eyes take me 2 a place that i cannot explain because they take me nowhere

  • i think basically is this dudes favorite word

  • @GregGoodfellow Everytime I hear someone say "so basically" I think of Shoenice XD

  • where's chronic?

  • Omg is small sausage

  • eat you cap..

  • WATCH THE BEGINNING WITH NO SOUND

  • @DeeZVoLta too funny!

  • EAT A LIZZARD

  • EAT YOUR TEETH

  • he swallows

  • Drink a cup of gasoline.

  • mabey you should chew your food a lil more :S :S

  • boy is he good at shoving little tubes down his throat!

  • Cooool story bro!

  • At least hes eating normal food. But gee does he chew or even taste the food god.

  • I like how the tags include obama, justin bieber and kim kardashian, when it has nothing to do with the video

  • Omfg did you even taste the food?

  • if u looked its like it went down his throat whole

  • i listen to the intros shoenice but the second time i click the link to u eating sorry

  • healthiest thing this guy ever ate.

  • NIGGA YOU DONE THAT IN 24 SECONDS. WOW.

  • when he ate ketchup packets he said he hated ketchup

  • you ever try doing an eating competition?

  • if you time it, he did it in 35 seconds....

  • Only in America.

  • eat cat litter like you promised fag

  • he eats faster than my dog

  • omg, how can you eat so FAST? can you eat 10 cheeseburgers in 2 min?

  • you are disgusting pig.

  • loloololololol "no small penises here" fucking love this guy

  • you are my hero

    

  • I'm sure you get all the ladies with this video

    Wait...

  • I lost my shit when the puppet came into the frame.

  • I hope you eat super healthy when you aren't devouring everything else known to man haha :P

  • well basically..

  • I <3 you Shoenicee

  • What if he was gay.....

  • Eating something that is actually called Food

  • what the fuck is that thing he does at the beginning of the video... D:

  • Those are hotdogs were I come from...

  • SO BASICALLY, SO BASICALLY, SO BASICALLY, SO BASICALLY, SO BASICALLY, SO BASICALLY, SO BASICALLY, SO BASICALLY, SO BASICALLY, SO BASICALLY, SO BASICALLY, SO BASICALLY, SO BASICALLY, SO BASICALLY, SO BASICALLY, SO BASICALLY, SO BASICALLY, SO BASICALLY, SO BASICALLY, SO BASICALLY, SO BASICALLY, SO BASICALLY, SO BASICALLY, SO BASICALLY, SO BASICALLY, SO BASICALLY, SO BASICALLY, SO BASICALLY, SO BASICALLY, SO BASICALLY, SO BASICALLY, SO BASICALLY, SO BASICALLY, SO BASICALLY, SO BASICALLY............

  • @DiverMarsh lol he starts off all his videos like that lol

  • WHAAT THE FUUUCKKK, YOU DONT SWALLOOWW! D:

  • @TheFinalRiot54 wow, fail. i meant chew..

  • i thought u hated ketchup?

  • fields of little titties???

  • this video should basically only be 30 seconds long

  • you do look like that kind of guy that would shove sausage down hes throught smhh

  • bitcheezzz

  • timmee!!!

  • You+Man vs Food+ Epic Meal Time= Food Gods United!

  • if they are cooked. shit i could do that! sausage is bomb!

  • didt your mum ever teach you to chew your food properly?

  • You're amazing.

  • You ate my 1.5 days suggested calorie intake in 30 seconds. that's impressive for me.

  • I CAN IMAGINE WHAT YOUR DINNER MUST LOOK LIKE

  • giggidity

  • wow iron stomach ftw

  • Basically your a retar|D|rater

  • im not eating ketchup at his house

  • I want the past 6+ minutes of my life back.

  • wouldnt that be anal r@pe backwards when he craps

  • nasty shitz i bet lol

  • he definitely threw up after that shit.

  • Yup... there goes breakfast.

  • 36 Seconds Well done :]

  • werid

    

  • He was trying yo catch a fly with his mouth at 0:01

  • Press 8 and close you eye and nejoy

  • 5:50  thats what she said!....

  • "I don't know why my voice is changing, maybe because i have half a pig in my throat" LOL

  • You eat like my dog lmao.. little fucker never chews anything either!

  • he eats like dog. cchews 3 time and swallows

  • I love sausage XDDD I could do it... maybe.

  • your awesome bro

  • dude don't you get indigestion?

  • you swallowed ketchup

  • you beat lindsay lohans record. hey now!

  • I'm god damn hungry now. Damn those sausages look good.

  • you should go on a hot dog eating contest!

  • Eat a RAW pet gold fish!

  • king of deep throats

  • you went to iraq...that explains why you're crazy

  • @dcombs16 watch his life story video..

  • skip all the bullshit 05:00 :P

  • @RGSLT11 Ty =))

  • wow

  • 36 s

  • looks like Terence Hill O_O

  • Eat a whole cabbage in less than 5 minutes!

  • skip too 5:00

  • 31seconds bro

  • Eat raw garlic

  • 34.29 sec

  • I only clicked on this because i thought they were raw..

  • 5:00 ffs...

  • at 0:06 HE BLINKED O.O WOOOOOW

  • i dont know why my voice is changing, maybe cause i have half a pig in my throat. hahahahaha

  • man he swallows them like shit

  • Its weird how he never gets hickups

  • 34 sec

  • great video man

  • 35 seconds.

  • 34 sec.

  • 34 seconds.

  • 27s

  • 30 and a 1/2

  • i think i was just raped by his eyes...

  • i barely blink also lol

    

  • you are so awesome u always make me laugh thx and can i have a shoutout

  • eat horse dick

    

  • WHY YOU ALLWAYS WRITE WUTH BIG LETTERS

  • Well Basiclly..

  • I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE THAT ATE KETCHUP LIKE THAT! YEAH BUDDY! <3

  • He does have nice eyes. I couldn't stop staring at them O_O

  • did i just watch a man eat a bunch of sausage. fuck i need to get a life...

  • 5:00 to skip all the bullshit. thumbs this up

  • I tried to have a staring contest with him... I lost. :\

  • 33 seconds.. sorry you failed

  • this is lame it wont let me post on your facebook wall

  • this is lame it wont let me post on your facebook wall

  • Waaait waait waait, im not no hater but when he took down for sachets of tomato sauce, he said he hated it... 0.0

  • does he remind anyone else of the guy that got bullied in full metal jacket?

  • They just..disappear. ._.

  • eat ur hat

  • 8,000+ views from prisoners, becuz he gobbles alot of nobs.

  • HES A LIAR!!!! THAT WAS 33 SECONDS!!!!

  • a FIELD WITH FLOWRS AND SMALL TITTIES

    HAHAHAHAHA SHOENICE22, YOUR EYES ARE MESMERIZING ENOUGH TO MAKE ME DREAM IM IN A FIELD FULL OF SMALL TITTIES ALRIGHT!!! KEEP IT UP SIR, YOU ARE A REAL HERO

  • fuck haters you are a legend! keep it up

  • 0_0 <---My face a I was watching those sausages slide down your throat.

    Also I jizzed

  • you look like a molester

    you need to be called Chester the molester

  • all the food you eat you should be donating 

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  • your dad also fucked your mom at 15

  • What was your MOS?

  • GIANTS ONE:/

  • i dare u to eat playdough

  • yo your one wierd mother fucker. Lol but ur cool.

  • 5:01 to 5:36

  • wat if you eat and start choking? i mean i hope this doesnt happen but have you ever thought tht through if it ever did happen? 

  • eat a cup of pepper corns

    

  • omg u barley chewed them D: