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  • If Jesus is the god of the Old Testament, as Christians so often like to assert, then it was Jesus himself who commited all of the murders and attrocities listed in these video clips.

    So much for 'gentle Jesus meek and mild'.

  • If I use Mat's number for average population needed to have 32,000 virgin girls of 300,000 and, because that number can be shown as conquerable, if I use that for the 65 conquered cities we get:

    =2,017,956+(65*x)+(y)

    =2,017,956+(65*300,000)+(y)

    =2,017,956+19,500,000+(y)

    =21,517,956+y

    now if only someone with the estimate for total human population during Noah's time solve for y, we'd have a clearer estimate.

  • "Kill one man, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of men, and you are a conqueror. Kill them all, and you are a god."

    - Jean Rostand

  • So great to hear an american talk about Black Adder!! Didn't think it had really made it across the water!!

  • This is a bigger body count than Freddy Krueger, Jason and Michael Myres put together!!!

  • Amazing. The biblical god killed 2 million people, yet the devil killed less people than Rick Perry.

  • Just imagine if this yaweh god had knowledge of nukes!

  • What is even more evil.. This book is given to children, and claimed to be truth. Its as viscious as making a kid sit and watch nightmare on elm street and tell them its the truth, and freddy will come and get them if they arent nice.. That, is REAL evil. But the "good" godpraising people are blind to it, and the damage it does to their kids, crippling them for life. Its really sad and unfortunate

  • Clearly god is a republican and Satan has a better health care plan. By the way, Satan was with me watching a Saints game the day Jobs kids were killed.

  • heh baal-worshippers

  • I think they forgot to mention that god flooded the whole earth, there must have been more than 20 million people there. 2 million + 20 million + 65 cities, damn he's evil o.0

  • @Vortex93 That was in part 1 of the video hehe

  • ...but the 10 that satan killed were with YHWH's approval

  • Now i have a question. This is all of the deaths included in the bible and possibly not including the deaths in the books of the bible that were not chosen at the Council of Nicaea AND the deaths in the crusades and the inquisition. So my question is what is THAT total? (and if there are statistics like in the vid that name cities then please include those in the count of cities so we can do it that way)

  • 2,000,000? Ares, you are no longer the God of War.

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  • @blackbat1339

    That old bastard needs to pop a xanax.

  • @nraheim645mac

    Damnit! I forgot about those pesky little 65 cities that they were too lazy to measure the population of after killing 2 million. Okay here it is revised.

    2,017,956 + 65 Cities / 0

    Oh... and the flood. Damn. They don't even give any numbers for that one.

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  • @blackbat1339 My husband is a cereal killer...he eats a 20lb bag of oatmeal each month! But, I help him knock down a few bowls of this myself! But seriously...taken out of contexts...we can make and twist Gods word into what ever we want it to say!

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  • why did god make us mortal anyway?

  • what about all the witches and gays that god commanded not to live they are still being killed in some parts of africa

  • can i point out that luci feros was cast down from heaven for wanting equality for all creatures.

  • Satan of the bible really isn't that bad of a guy, the only thing he did was try to overthrow god, which based on what a ruthless tyrant and mass murderer god is i would have done the same.

  • Ball Followers?

    Ooohhh... Did he mean Ba'al? Or is it okay to say it as one syllable?

  • & Christians wonder why we give a fuck about their morality... guess they were secret Khorne worshippers all along

    BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!!!

    Now, where's my axe!?

  • what about the flood? :P

  • @SizableBreasts They mention that in the first part.

  • God - 2,017,956 + 65 cities and everyone in the world

    Satan - 10

    Suck on that, Satan!

  • @ WESTERLUND not to join the band wagon, but you realize your argument is that because God's kill count isn't as high as some humans' are, that He "isn't so bad?" The fact of the matter is humanity, as a whole, realizes that it's immoral to kill en mass, the God of the Bible hasn't come to that resolution yet. Stop justifying a malicious act, and recognize it for what it is, malicious.

  • @shieldsff, how are the host's arguments full of false assumptions? How do you know there's a hell? How do you know what Matt wants? Why do we innately deserve to go to hell? The Bible proves that God himself isn't very moral. They're not taking it out of context, either. So why are you assuming?

  • Also,the host's argument is full of false assumptions;yes,there is a hell, including many people hell right here and now. Matt wants to mislead pple to believe that God is unfair; how fatuous if there is no God & if reality is exactly how it is meant to be. Look, the fact is hell exists in any reality where God's love is not present. God doesn't send pple to hell; we ALL deserve hell because God is foremost HOLY-if we reject Him we choose our condition. What nonsense sin(s) are finite- says who?

  • @shieldsff No argument is made here, they simply recite (or summarize) what it says in the Bible. This is not argument, but analysis. Nothing is inferred or interpreted, but only reported. For example, saying that God killed everybody in the world except for Noah and his family is not argument. It says so in the Bible, which is all this guy was saying.

  • @mhender668 - yes, I understand and I do not object to discussion or review of that account.... I think my comment was in response to someone who inferred moral judgments concerning the actions of the Creator. The critical insight to be strongly noted from these accounts is that the God of the BIble is righteous and a patient, but nevertheless a severe Judge of all the God hating evils. wickedness, injustices and sin which occurs in this world and the actions of mankind towards each other.

  • @CommanderC4

    Actually since god doesn't exist, his KD would be at 2,017,956/0

    He just divided by zero!

  • @PurplePeopleEater4 And that's not even counting the 65 cities and the people killed in the flood.....

  • I think I'm gonna take the stories in the bible about mass genocide and change some of the statements and claim I wrote it, then turn it in at school. Let's see what these loving christains say then

  • wingsofredemption would still beast God at Black Ops

  • If you base your faith on kills, hitler would be a god.. wow it feels good to be an atheist.

  • You talk about gods body count but have you considered Darwins body count? Since the postulating of evolution we have seen the rise of nihilism (Neitzsche) that Adolf Hitler believed in along with Stalin, Mao, and Polpot. That's an astronomical number of dead compared to "God's body count". Now we have existentialism that philosophically speaking can only breed worse people than the adore mentioned!!!

  • @WESTERLUND2 Adolf Hitler - Roman Catholic

    Mao Zedong - Buddhist

    Josef Stalin - atheist

    Pol Pot - varied by source

    Nihilism was not the driving force for any of them to commit the crimes they did.

  • @WESTERLUND2 Darwin's "body count"??? I was unaware that Darwin commanded murder. LOL!!! 

  • @WESTERLUND2 dear west i have seen the lovely responses to your un-enlightened comment on this video and am keen on knowing what your standing is on the responses, did you read them and not understand or have you had a change of heart. you reference things in your statement that aren't true.

    I wonder if your source is biased or not and if you have researched any of them for yourself or more likely did you close your eyes and go lalalalalalala? catcha later bro,,

  • @WESTERLUND2

    Do you actually know what nihilism means and what its history is?

    Somehow, I doubt that, because while Nietzsche did coin the term and described it, he also saw it (and warned about it in just about every book he wrote) as a trap to avoid.

    And what does existentialism, a 19th (!) century philosophy , have to do with anything? Then again, I only have two years of high school philosophy classes and two semesters of university grade philosophy, what do I know...

  • Religion is a mental illness, nothing more! Grow up and deal with reality…

  • god is such a hacker.

  • What retards, they're actually proving gods existance by saying how many people he's killed and believing it. lol.

  • @DryHeeves No. No they're not.

  • @DryHeeves they're just saying how awful and violent the god of the bible is, even though hes fictional

  • @DryHeeves if you watched part one you'd see they clarify that they are saying that this is how many people God kills according to the Bible. Secondly, if you were to be correct, you'd be stating that they were "admitting to a belief in God" instead of "proving God's existence". There was no evidence produced in them telling of the people God killed, even though they only did it from an outside perspective.

  • Its amazing the christian religion hasent been banned yet after all that crap...

  • Its that all that fictional god can kill

    ok my check in total kill count....

    888888888884444444444466666666­666666666222222222222229999999­999999111111111111111177777777­777744444449999993777777777773­333333333333333333333333333333­333999999999992222222222222222­222222222220000000000000000000­000000000000000000444444444444­444444444444444444444444444444­444444444444444444444444444444­444444444444444444444444444444­444444444444888888888888888888­8555555555555555555555 all with same evidence NONE

  • Achievement Unlocked Seriously... 50 G

  • "If I went next door because god didn't like my neighbors, and I killed the father the mother and their little boy and kept the little girl for myself, I'm pretty sure that I would be lynched within a week."

    I can truly say that I literally ROFLED when he said this. I just broke down, and chuckled until I had it all out of my system.

    Thank you for that ... :')

  • "If you're still following this monster... I... just have to ask ya why..."

    You guys rock!

  • virgins in hebrew is reffered to unmarried women, so this actually makes more sense than the other translation. however, those numbers are totally far fetched. the desert is a harsh place, abd tge midianites are desert nomads, possibly compared to today's beduiens. well, up until the beggining of the mechinised agriculture and medicine, there wern't more than a million beduiens, over land bigger than the sinai desert.

  • They forgot the flood which killed almost all the life of the entire planet, because of his own mistake.

    Even Satan would say: WTF God?!? That's cruel! Ho i forgot, that's just you showing your love.

  • i have an arrest warrant for jesus and a restraining order against god

  • What's so scary or bad about Satan?....If you read the bible Satan's a freakin schoolgirl compared to God....HUGE difference in body count...lol

  • The first guy is wearing the greatest T-shirt ever. The T-Rex T-Shirt.

  • Does it matter that these nations were evil and oppressing the Isralietes, as well as committing civil rights atrocites. I think that if a nation today went out and killed nations around them that were doing horrible things to there people and the nations own people that would be considered OK.

  • @aggienostic You construct beautiful counter arguments. Well thought out and coherent. Please call the show and set Matt straight.

  • @aggienostic You know how I know you're a troll? You try claiming that you are an Atheist and that Matt is a "traitor to christianity" no Atheist would use such a ridiculous and contradictory statement. BTW it's spelled STUPID, STUPID. Also, you are talking about why "god spared people" any real Atheist knows that is a retarded apologetic justification as "god" has never been proven to exist. Stop pretending to be Atheist you apologist fucktard!

  • @aggienostic Athiest chapter.....LOL!  You christian poser ain't foolin no one.

  • jeff is the man!

  • This is bible god, not actual god. Deal with disproving actual god to raise yourselves from anti-christian to athiests

  • @cattlexing Keep in mind, this is the god that most people believe in (included in the Torah, The Holy Bible, and according to some, in the Koran), many of whom claim is all loving and the source of morality. The reason that this was done to show that the god that they claim to worship isn't really a good display of morality, just on one sin (thou shalt not kill) alone.

    Although for "disproving actual god" that would require proving one exists, and then determining which god it is.

  • they also didn`t mention the millions upon millions of stoned and burned misbehaving children, people thought to be witches. homosexuals and many others who they saw as evil because of their little book`o`crap.

  • rawr what a glorious day!! lol

  • Grab mug @6:10, don't take a sip and awkwardly place it back @6:16

  • You guys forgot the guy god killed for pulling out and "spilling his seed" and the preists killed for entering the temple with an unclean soul

  • heh ball worshippers

  • @concord327 Baal is an ancient Egyptian god not the toy.

  • Don't forget Hitler,Pol Pot,Manifest Destiny,The Crusades,Iraq/Afghan war,Right wing death squads in south america. Yeah Christianity........so peaceful.

  • Read Numbers 31 carefully. Now compare it to a modern day quarantine of a region with a deadly plague. Why send all the captured goods through the fire? Why clean yourselves TWICE after you are done? Sounds like instructions for a good decontamination BEFORE anything was known about contamination. Why kill the male children and not the virgin females? Sexually transmitted disease where males are the main carriers?

  • if there is a god, shouldn't he already kill these two guys while they doing this show

  • God hacks

  • Best Kill/Death ratio ever...

  • @ItsEasyIfYouThink wonder if he got the xbox achievement pop up...

  • @shiffty05 even though it is old testament, jesus was a manifestation of that god who did kill all those people listed. Without the old testament, the new testament is irrelevant.

  • can't image all those chopper gunners

  • He is a God of Love... and Death! nice killstreak btw

  • All those references were from the Old Testament. That was before he became a "loving" God. The "loving God" comes into play in the New Testament. (Not saying im backing up Christianity, just saying they made themselves look like idiots to all those who are Christians.)

  • Hitler Wins =)

  • The guy on the left (of screen), his voice is pure win. Try and get a job voicing animated characters. Serious.

  • @JesusSuckedGayPenis You mean Jeff Dee?

  • @NoNamesLeft0102 The one with hair on the top of his head.

  • @JesusSuckedGayPenis That would be Jeff Dee. The bald one is Matt Dilahunty (I've probably butchered the spelling of the last name).

  • WhyTF this deity wants young virgins!! if god wants his thugs to have fun , it should rather pick the experienced ones...

    This character is not only inmoral but also pretty stupid.

  • @elvigia666 Personal Experience 

  • Let's have fun with stats:

    Let's say there were 200 million people in total for the period covered by the Old Testament (And I'm generous in my numbers). God murdered 1.0% of the total population.

    By comparison, there were about 2,500 million people in the 1940's and Hitler murdered about 6 million people. For a total of 0.24% of the population.

    Go Vengeful God!

  • if i remember correctly Hitler killed all of them in gods name, so we can add that to gods number

  • @shinigami0sonta ...Hmm, good point ^_^

  • God has a beast K/D

  • so, your saying that it is alright to kill someone attacking your nation?

  • "maybe your looking at it the wrong way" LOL

    dont he killed his own son too i cant beleive they missed that one and also he is going to also kill satan and his demons and other poeple in the future false prophet and such and such.

  • I was satanists until few minutes ago, now I see God is way cooler.

    All hail to GOD!!

  • @darkilustrisimus dammit it was trying to think of a smartass comment like that lol

  • @LOGIC42369 yeah, my comments are always the best and top rated, that's because I let God speak through me.

  • I wonder what kind of reward God get's for that kind of kill-streak in CoD...

    AMIRITE?

  • @paranoidude G-G-G-Godly!!

    *world flood unlocked*

  • @paranoidude LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!! 

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  • What these stories do tell us is that ancient civilizations were very bellicose and engaged in a hell of a lot of warfare. No wonder the religious stories include A LOT of war, conflict and deaths, only it appears in this case poor history has been combined with religious conceit.

  • God needs to be locked in an insane asylum.

  • @YetAnthony It's funny how you atheist faggots enjoy bitching about something you claim does not exist.

  • @Septimondo 1st: I don't claim that God doesn't exist. 2nd: Obviously you didn't notice that I was joking. 3rd: It's not that we Atheists bitch about God. It's that we bitch about the stupid People that invade the rights of others based on their imaginary "God".

  • @YetAnthony Your 3rd statement contradicts your 1st. Retard.

  • @Septimondo The God of the Bible doesn't exist. I Know that. But the Deist view of God is unknown.

  • @Septimondo It's funny how a Christian can act so un-Christianlike.

  • hmmm... I wonder how many people God actually killed altogether with the 65 Cities he had destroyed as well as when he leveled the entire Earth during Noah's time added to the 2 million plus God is noted for killing...

  • GOD would be good at COD. His kill death is 2,017,956/1. : P

  • @CommanderC4 That made my day.

  • @CommanderC4 yeah, but the respawn took three days, and didn't rack one point after

  • @fr3nz33 What do you mean there are heaps of people God killed outside of the bible

  • @FreeThinkingGamers Sure, if you count people killed in his name. I'll give you that

  • @FreeThinkingGamers I mean people that have died/were killed in the name of a deity. Whether it was a belief that killing an enemy was justified or that they would be healed by prayer and neglected to get the necessary medical attention.

  • @CommanderC4 Satan kill death is 10 ppl only with God's help=)

  • @CommanderC4

    Actually, its 2,017,956/0

    Proof god does not exist. Its a divide by 0 error!

  • @3BeyondGodlike It was a Jesus reference.

  • @CommanderC4 Not as good at Halo though, a 3 day respawn time, he must have killed a lot of his own guys.

  • @CommanderC4 you mean 2,017,956 / 2 , jesus died twice.

  • @CommanderC4 Not even counting the people killed in the flood....

  • hahahahaha 739,000 Jewish ball-worshippers

  • "CONTEXT CONTEXT IT'S TAKEN OUT OF CONTEXT" in what context exactly is it ok to kill people, eh christians?

  • Murder is not a crime? you are nuts and a prime example of why and how religeon twists peoples minds into mush.

    it is that simple.. you just said Murder is not a crime because people go to heaven when they die... you are a fucking idiotic evil freak brainwashed into pretending you are one of the good guys.

  • @eritasevoli Murder is not a crime?

    you just said Murder is not a crime because people go to heaven when they die... if that is what you realy think and are not just talking shit to defend your fucked up religeon you are a fucking idiotic evil freak brainwashed into pretending you are one of the good guys.

  • @eritasevoli Are you actually saying that? are you that brain washed you can't see how utterly evil and wrong and just down right bloody insane your 'god' is? I'm so sorry for you.. Good luck with your cult.. Oh I mean religion..

  • @eritasevoli How do u know "He" sent them to "heaven"? Where does it say that? And y didn't "He" murder these "evil" people directly "himself" like "he" did with the flood and Sodom and Gomorrah or the children of Egypt? See ur stumped. Now go re-evaluate your life. Even though we need religious fanatics in a weird sense of irony. I mean who else will pump our gas, check out my groceries, change my hotel sheets and count it as a gain to please "God" to get rewarded in "heaven"?

  • @eritasevoli So it's okay to kill people, because they get to live forever afterwards? Then it's okay for us to kill you and everyone who thinks like you, right?

    But of course, you're ignoring (not surprising) the fact that, in the bible, it says that anyone who doesn't worship the bible's specific god, doesn't GET to go to heaven. So no, they actually didn't. God's biblical kill count is still AT MINIMUM 2,017,956, plus 65 entire cities, plus the WHOLE WORLD sans Noah's direct family.

  • the old testament of bible telling the history of jewish people and kings and prophets,wars,killing,and whatsoever,but there are no verses who command the people to kill and to do evil acts,just telling how those prophets and kings were fighting and defending jewish people from enemies,with god's orders,new testament tells about jesus christ's life and christianity there are no killing,just peace and love,if some christian kings and leaders and preists were killing,they were human being sinners

  • @lucyana222 its not just priests and kings who die it's innocent people

  • @lucyana222

    lmao.. read the bible from begining to end before you talk about it like you understand it. The NT has all sorts of killing and jacked up shit. Like one of the disciples returning a runaway slave... god sending in a bear to kill over 2 dozen children for taunting a disciple etc etc.

  • @Jaiyeson First of all I don't believe in absences and it's not my purpose to defend the bible,,that doesn't mean I have to be unrealistic and ignorant as you are,, propagate lies over justice makes no sense,,the bible never supported the people to kill or do evil act,,especially in new testament,,I think you never read the bible !! you should have been reading batman books or kasanova and killer prophet muhamad books,,that's why you'r messing up,,be honest and realistic,,otherwise keep silence,

  • @lucyana222

    lmao. Really it never supported evil acts or people to kill etc? Is that why Jesus says he is not here to change the old mosaic laws? You like when moses had a kid stonned to death for talking back to his mother.. Or why in the new testament one of Jesus's disciples returns a runaway slave and merely suggest the owner not be as harsh... or lets use some quotes out the NT. Luke 19:26-27, Matthew 10:32-37 ETC ETC ETC the NT is full of crap just like th OT is. Read the bible dumbass

  • @lucyana222 wow talk about delusional i think u should read ur bible againgod shows u how to sell and buy slaves kill unruly children go and take all the virgins in the next vilage and take em as ur own lolol wowwww ur nuts

  • @lucyana222 go read it, you obviously havn't yet if you're saying that.

  • Satan is my man! He just got misrepresented by the true evil dick, Yahweh!

  • God should kill us all. that should be the point of this video. we have no right to say that we should live so its not murder but more like a street sweeper sweeping up our filth. By gods grace alone through jesus are we saved. besides u lock away murders and execute them yet no one complains. Dnt blame God for ur problems and own up.

  • Thou shalt not kill.... that's my job! -- God. 

  • @DRUMSKAPE LMAO! :)

  • @DRUMSKAPE

    That's his job, except when he can't be bothered to do it himself and needs some help.

  • @Throom its amazing how He can kill people in the old days but today he wont feed the hunger

  • @DRUMSKAPE LOL XD...yep, pretty much.

  • I CAN'T WAIT TO BE MURDERED FOR BELIEVING IN CHRIST! I WISH YOU ATHEISTS WOULD HURRY UP AND LIQUIDATE THE BELIEVERS! WHAT'S TAKING SO LONG? YOU WANT US GONE AND SILENCED AND WE WANT TO GO HOME! KILL US! STOP TALKING AND BLOODY YOUR HANDS!

  • @tardwhisperer We're not god, or christians. That's why we don't just kill non-believers. It would just be wrong and two wrongs don't make it right. That's sorta' the point of the video...god being a killer.

  • @JoseATurner *believers* (my bad)

  • @JoseATurner--Thank you for shopping at Tardwhisperer's.

  • Then add how many people have been killed AFTER the life of christ by the church. Spain? Salem? Holy Land? How many more would you have?

  • And he will kill 2million more...

  • And no one seems to notice that the god of the old testament could not be further away in character than Jesus? They are not one and the same, methinks.

  • George Carlin on religion: "It's all a bunch of bullshit and it's bad for ya."

  • matt is in denial, He will wake up one day. Hope that day comes before his death, cause if not, I would hate to know what will happen next. He claims to have served the church for a number of years, and knows the bible pretty well, too badd he didn't let God move in his life, otherwise he wouldn't be hosting this silly show, that will bring him no such fortune. He can continue to belittle believers, but he has no idea what he's doing to himself. God does.

  • @Jesusthemessiahd4ms God only exists in your head. He can't be smelled, touched, heard or seen. You are only imagening him, just like you imagine there lives humans on clouds with bird wings. Just like you imagine people can walk on water and ressurect from the dead. Please you watched the video didn't you, can't you see that even if this god does exist. SATAN is more good and loving than the christian god. But why is Islam Hinduism or Buddhism wrong and christianty right. Isn't it all bullshit?

  • @Hermoor--Let he who is wicked go on being wicked. Let he who is righteous go on being righteous. Believers are wasting their energy on those who have already reserved the right to be destroyed. Why do I care what happens to you afterward? I don't.

  • Matt is a decent and rational person who just wants people to be reasonable, and you think you're "Loving and Forgiving" God is going to punish him for that?

    Wow, God sounds like a prick, doesn't he? How far does he have his head up his own arse?

    Good thing he doesn't exist!

  • @Jesusthemessiahd4ms It seems you didn't even pay attention. You are worshipping the worst mass murderer in history. You are fortunate, though, that he's just an imaginary friend.

    We are talking here about someone better at killing people than Rambo, Robocop and Terminator packed together. Now that i think of it, perhaps Arnold should make a movie about god.

    I bet you can't wait for him to burn, huh? Fucking hypochristians....

  • It's obvious the world wasn't created 6,000 years ago according to the Bible. I mean, all those people? 2,017,965 + many many more that were killed? There's no way 8 people (from the Great Flood in which Noah, his wife, their three sons and their wives are the only ones to survive) can populate the Earth that fast if that many people were killed within a couple thousands of years if you think about it. There would only be a city full of people since some die off but there were MILLIONS of them.

  • @harriettewinslow--The old testament is of jewish origin, so therefore cannot be trusted of course. What's that got to do with refraining from deviant practices?

  • These guys don't have the balls to criticize Muslims becasue they know Christians won't do shit.

  • @cult91 Have you watched TAE much? They have certainly laid into muslims on occasion, and really not nicely. The reason you might not have seen them criticize muslims is because they are in "christian" America (in the Bible belt no less).

    As if Allah is worse than God. As if Yahoowahoo, is any better. These "Gods' are all cruel tyrants.

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  • @cult91 ...and their made of peanut butter, too...it's a FACT!