Scariest Episode Ever - DUKE NUKEM FOREVER - Part 7

[NairbNroh]

THAT'S A FAIL! THAT'S A MINI DUKE DRIVING RC CAR INTO STEROIDS FAIL! ROLL THE NEXT CLIP, STEVEN!

[CreativeMindsAlike3]

"im gonna kill u girl, oh right in the ballz" transgender oh no lololololololololololololololo­l

[TheDaltonMania]

Kid: Miss. Nukem whats that???

Miss. Nukem: Why thats a "Pig Monkey" Timmy.

Kid: Here little Pig Monkey come here boy.

Pig Monkey: (attacks the kid)

Duke Nukem (Shrunk): Come here little Pig Monkey!

Pig Monkey: (stomps on Duke)

[TheDaltonMania]

"That really pisses me off!" Said Duke. "Hi there you shall die!!!" Said a random somehow hot alien.

[hostsurrogate]

stubs toe "that pisses me off" girl rejects him "that pisses me off" cookies "that doesn't piss me off"

[cptncrunch52]

i couldnt watch toby play uncharted it would take him too damn long...

[reneecliche]

TOBY I'VE NEVER EVEN PLAYED THIS GAME AND I KNOW WHAT TO DO.

[BlackMethuzela]

"Im standing on my tippy toes. this is pissin me off" lol

[ericpps01]

have u noticed that whenever Toby says hes going to die, he dies

[Phuuer]

I keep seeing ads for contraband... That pisses me ouffff....

[cptncrunch52]

@Phuuer  ha i keep seeing adds for JOUSTING

[IceCrafter21]

"take less damage to avoid being killed" no truer words have been said

[BabyXButterflyx]

7:10 I wonder if he talks to his gf this way XD

[jpop4321]

@TobyGames Speaking of Uncharted, what's up with that, Toby? Why did you stop?

[vanne661]

someone died out of laughter at 8:08

[TheRaNdOmBiTz]

I cracked up at 8:08 when toby screamed like a little girl when the pig hit him and the gate closed XDXDDXDXD HILARIOUS AS HELL!!!

[Zombifique1]

here piggy... here piggy... i love you piggy... i looove youu....

[mrheavyweponsguy]

it bothers me that he never reloads his pistol

[minecraftfranklin]

That was my tit!

[NoGreifersAllowed]

you make a good duke nukem impression.

[SIDRO999]

God danggit!!!!!!!!!!!!



[tziondudley]

baby duke look like a GI joe

[greytale]

Two things... did anyone even notice that the cops were small too--probably since it's assumed they, too, went through the "shrinker trap"... and...

Who thinks Toby should have done the MINI-Duke voice instead of the "deep Duke" voice for this particular area? :)

[PS3awesome106]

Puzzles piss me off! -:-=(

[TopCommentGuy]

thumbs up if you sneezed during this video!!!

[buttknokerz]

I dont go looking for enemies in the freezer!!!

fantastic dude

[deadpool8517]

STEVEN tobys going to vegas get him some tickets

[FacelessDeviant]

That noise he makes when flying through the air. "Weeeeugh!"

[Lolnine1000]

at 2:14 his voice gets all tecno style xD "whwhaaAat?"

[legomanic342]

8:47 - 9:10 I was literally laughing the entire way through

[TheElectriccabaret]

step 1: turn on subs with the audio CC thing

step 2: 7:00

step 3: laugh your ass off

[locodez]

7:34 You don't have to kill the pig, you just have to be able to drive.

[SquirrelieGirlie202]

At 5:40 i was screaming TOBY WATCH FOR GIANT PIGGY MONKEYS!!!!! 

[mjj59]

Everytime he says "That pisses me off" of something "pisses him off" I bust out laughing! HAHAHAAA!

[RyanCooper101]

8:00 you could kill him, he was stucked

[Darkstarquadrant257]

he sounds a little like uberhaxornova

[Nightpacer1]

are there Bots on Youtube that dislike really good videos?

[Playingwithmahwiifan]

The 23 people who disliked this vid......PISSES ME OFF!

[RememberTheVault101]

hahahahahahahahah LMFAO

[nerdsneedmoney]

NO GOD DANGIT!

[Justinmeyer8]

... Toby you rock

[avenger374]

raped at 5:50

[555zombies]

23 people got killed by the pig people

[thepeoplepwner]

clearly the pig monster dident like toby

[4evercharmed870679]

WOW! I had tears from laughing so hard!

[RubySBunie]

did toby get turned on when the girl said " ow that was my tit" on 10:18 "0.o....... EEEEEEEWWWWWWWW GROSS!!!!

[wastedmoney15]

@RubySBunie Uh, I thought she said ''Ow, that was my d*ck'' lol.

[RubySBunie]

i love to here toby flipping the fuck out

[OreoC00kie259]

By 8:45 I was already hurting from laughter

[amaterasu12123]

5:37 HAHAHAHA LAUGHED MY ASS OFF

[TomTeg50]

"I lub you piggy !" LMAO

[ProfWubba]

"Oh my god....Fricken pig monkey" 8D

[uachtzehn]

@iamanairman nope, you get it later

[30072743]

i have never laughed so hard

[Tripp426]

8:57 LOL what is he pushing?

[iamanairman]

@divinelifez I know.

[iamanairman]

@iamanairman I should have said "duh."

[demons1123]

"im standing on my tippy toes" lol

[tyberzann101]

talk about rodents of unusual size.

[XionZacor]

I find it oddly hilarious that a mormon ad was played on a Duke Nuken playthrough... Xd

[fantasybarn]

thumbs up if u think there should be a dammint or that pisses me off button'

[padlockd]

@fantasybarn I want that for my phone or something. =D

[unknown5676]

@fantasybarn Dammint?

Mint...

Now I want a oreo mint blizzard DAMMIT!

[tilemachos009]

@fantasybarn and a damn strait too

[linkinparkkiro]

I aint scared of no freakin PIG OH NO MY BODY MY BODYYYYYY ! xDD

[iamanairman]

Jump on top of the car to get the steroids.

Idiot.

[GakupoSenpai]

"I'm duke nukem.I'm duke nukem nooo my body" I was crying with laughter at that point Toby I love you <3

[dimitri9933]

so thats what u use to record!!!!!an IPHONE!!!!!!!!! i have 1 too

[SarahCozz]

YOU HAVEN'T PLAYED UNCHARTED?! New Tobygames. 1 & 2. They're easy :)

[seleyka]

"gates piss me off" -still waiting for the "dammit".

[hmnxbxlve]

ahh im gonna puzzle all over myself

[volzcrazy1]

I LOVE YOU PIGGY :)

[pussywussy5]

GODDANGIT!

[LoneRising]

Did anyone else find this hilariously nerve wracking? xD

No! My body! Nooo!

[Digitalmenace12]

Wow what didn't piss duke off XD

[RobertTheKillerRTK]

I love you piggy come Piggy XD

[Bschnoz123]

It was frickin hilarious when he was screaming NO NO MY BODY

[darknickanator]

damit!its a fvckin big monkey!!!

[rcxdFAG]

you toby turner need to ask microsoft if u can have more xbox live friends

[WrittenintheSkies]

I adore Toby's cutesy voice. xD

[iMowissa]

I love Toby's little girl scream at 8:09 xD

[slimybakertv]

8:02 Portal 2 WIN

[TheLunaticLuke]

To Critiscise your driving skillz and the Quote GTA: San Andreas at the Same time : ..."Did You Buy Your Licence!!"

[LEGENDz20]

" I'm Standing On My Tippy Toes! " LMFAO!

[Strangeone665]

"Funny quote from the video."

[AnthroTsuneon]

I think the Duke and Francis from L4D could become good friends

[Ashleytheoneandonly]

"Oh boy, oh boy, this is bad" lol

[GamerSharkM]

23 people play uncharted.

[mauzziegirl12]

this episode isn't nearly as scary as Amnesia <3

[VBence741]

"BURNING FIRE pisses me off!" xD

[zombie4208]

"Quote" LOL

[DuceSeigo]

Dangit!... oh that was convi DANGIT!

[Shortstuff0127]

LOL OMG XD at the pig monkey part HAHA XD

[arlome]

22 people "clearly" got punched in the monitor. :)

[Mikaykay009]

"Blooded blood wall of blood." lol

[HockeyPro9100]

did those girl just say "o no thats my dick"

[EXLUS17]

"BURNING FIRE PISSES ME OFF" :D

[ArbiterIsTheHero]

Lol id love to see his reactions in Borderlands

[jejek1994]

8:50, thats the most terrified scream ever :D

[UsH0911]

9:09 "I'm dead, (laughs), NOOOOO!!!

Best part of the episode. 

[maskedmanproduction]

"Im standing on my tippy-toes!" XD

[ybecusimfater]

@firedude556 so was 0:00 through 11:10

[Cookieparts]

I puzzled in my pants.

[aerohawkproductions]

"You think im scared of you girl!? I aint scared uh no pig!"

[superchee2e]

I'm standing on my tippy toes. . . Dammit.

[wheniwasinvietnam]

why does 720p load faster than 360p -_-

[Digilolita]

XD LOL!!! Hahahah That last bit scared me a little hahahah at Toby's frantic ness ahahahaha!

[WanaPlayDrums98]

WHAT IS AN EGO?

[johnsnake71]

@WanaPlayDrums98 Apparently health in this game.

[WanaPlayDrums98]

Pissing me off really pisses me off and that really pisses me off.

[TheVice47]

Things pissing me off is really pissing me off.

[robotninjasaurus]

That bit at the end where Toby was driving through the corridors screaming whilst about a gazillion pig things ran at him was literally one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

[DerRitterDesWut]

4:59

[xXDJSolsticeXx]

2:14 Toby Sounds Autotuned when he says what.

[TRYANDDIE123]

a 5 :47 u can hear toby hit something thumbs up if u think toby should he should hit something somethingb every time

[04A13]

Love the pure fear at the end bit :')

[Jermbob01]

quote"I'm Ganna puzzle all over myself"

unquote

[JUANITAGOTIKA]

wach you goota girl

[gromus1000]

Those things look exactly like the tanks in L4D.

[eatmyfuckhole]

toby freeks out at 8:08

[eatmyfuckhole]

Ive got balls of fail

[eatmyfuckhole]

UTOBY BRO?

[stevenking94]

i can bearly tell the difference between toby's impression and the actual duke nukem lol

[ImaTarp]

9:18 I lol'd myself to tears

[zbleeker]

"SON OF A FRICKEN WHOR.., O that was conven... DANG IT!!!!!!

lol priceless

[jbrockmam]

i'm standin on my tippy-toes!

[Halo2grunt]

best duke nukem vid so far haha

[love4ever801]

Did you notice that Toby says "Damn" now? HELL YEA TOBY!

[snake1111123]

GET OUT OF MY LIFE!!

[futuremadonna6]

thumbs if you can hear toby hit his desk when he dies xD

[MrTubbylad]

2:43 pit to hell

[xHosbx]

That is my new ring tone

[coellloyd98]

Toby's so funny when he's scared

[SMOKEinPetrone]

"I'm gonna puzzle all over myself"

[crashdance54321]

Duke Nukem rules.

(puts on sunglasses)

Not a big suprise

YYEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAHHHHH (10 points if you get the reference)

[Lillypixie87]

@crashdance54321 I get the reference but it doesn't really work ...

[randomite88]

@crashdance54321 - 100 000 000 if you DON'T get the reference. -_-

[TechnoVomit]

This is the first time I was scared with Toby. Oh man, I almost peed.

[SuperMasterelite]

GET OUT-A-MY LIFE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Disconinja45]

GOD DANGIT!!!

[zombiekiller2050]

yo dog i heard you like buttons so i put a button in your button so you can press a buttons while your pressing a button.

[godofwarplayer100]

Haha "Gates piss me off" xD

[XxS3CR3CY]

For the button i put the vase underneath the button....

[nubuki123]

excuse me toby you said what you got girl then shoot ''her'' in the balls???!?!?!?!??! eh doesent matter what toby says goes

[oragrag67]

i sneezed

[benjifilms18]

i want to play duke nukem forever

[thatguynamedjuan]

i love it is cool i love games

[MissCarmelito]

this episode is like playing Amnesia with guns and little car and baby Duke

[dicheadnathan]

its better to be  pissed off then pissed on

[OmgItsLorna]

''you better not hit me girl, i'ma- ohh, right in the balls!''

I see no sence here, but i laughed anyway:L

[fablegod30]

funny how he raged at it

[sairaxD]

I fucking love you. You make me laugh :3

[GtaMaster35]

to get the steroids he coulda climbed on the rc car then jumped and got them

[TheBBoyElement]

"Son of a fricking wh- oh.. Thank you."

Oh Toby.. nearly said a bad word there.

[Finalcrisiscore349]

People die if they are killed

[cannons97gold]

ahh i just went into his croch his pixelated croch.

[cannons97gold]

the scarier the videos are the funnier they get

[TheBBoyElement]

@cannons97gold Watch Amnesia he shits his pants xD

[OMGitsICELAND]

"Did I hit you in the eye or something? That's awesome. You're welcome."

xDD

[valtaru03]

frozen enemies! what does that mean? i dont go looking for enemies in the freezer.

[TreesHateYouMan]

I'll get this game because of Toby.

[xskate4lifex77]

GET OUT OF MY LIFE! GET OUT OF MY LIFE!

[ChozoSpacePanda]

You don't have to bring me to vegas in the form of and iPhone I LIVE in Vegas Toby :D

[pepsi900017234]

toby u make waching u playing video games funnier than playing them it self

[KrAbWaLk]

"GATES PISS ME OFF." xD

[crashdance54321]

@KrAbWaLk *buys Windows* YEEEAAAAHHH

[KrAbWaLk]

@crashdance54321 That's enough TF2 refrence, Mr.Sheep.

[crashdance54321]

@KrAbWaLk its a CSI reference XD

[MilitiaMackMusic]

@KrAbWaLk ROFLOL

[youchunfun]

whos a good piggy. LOL!!