Death Of The Skeksis Emperor

[Deathrape2001]

The aspect ratio is fuk'd up. Learn 2 encode a video, retard. CLICK!

[muskduh]

YouTube 911GATE.

[TheWaterlily2012]

I don't think Rockefeller is ever going to die. Nor Rothchild. They are both older than dirt and I bet their hearts run like a Timex watch that keeps on ticking.

[mateo9424]

Anonymous!

[IPGAuto]

David didn't die. And wtf did I just watch. Fucking weird shit

[bibliaotradiciones]

This how they wanna live forever rockefellers and globalists like bill gates!

[mahalotoru1]

We should give some respect to David Rockefeller.

He helped America become what it is today.

I think people working under him are much evil than him.

Most American don't know that he is actually the emperor of America.

[sjhsfj4531245]

that's how Dick Cheney will die

[CptGabby]

Die you fucking scum bag die fucking slow.

[ShOwStOpp3rr]

Someday that will represent Zionist control over the United States....

[jerryjamify]

David Rockefeller...... perfect comparison.

[ideservehell4mysin]

Hebrews 9;27 for it is appointed for a man once to die,but after this the judgment

[fappometer14]

This is what Jacob Rothchilds death bed will be/sound like

[colinstephen1000]

The bird that goes "hmmmmMMMMMMmmmm" all the time seems very happy.

[Fergustuifua187]

Fuck uuuuuuuuuuuu!ok

[Fergustuifua187]

Im so horny u want to suck my dick???

[Retrobensan]

That was weird that old skeksis emperor's body crumbled into dust.

[crocalu]

@Retrobensan Because the Skeksis resemble materialistic needs, the Skeksis technically have almost no soul, while the Urru (good guys) resemble the spiritual needs, and almost only consist of soul and mind (which is why their leader evaporates).

[SunburnedVamp]

This film really fucked me up when I was little.

[xXQueenBooXx]

Took him long enough to croak...

[matrags]

Reminds me of Christmas at my house.

[araknidkid]

that bird that goes "hmmmMMMMMMmmmmm" is the most hilariously weird thing I've heard in a long time.

[critterfreek82]

Well, that was ultra-disturbing.

[Edwardinuyashaluva50]

Worlds most dramatic death. Ever.

[kriegtrooper95]

"KNEEL!!! BOW!!!" Best line in the movie. XD

[xXxSHOOPIExXx]

keep pressing 5 for laughs...

[lollipoppowa]

@xXxSHOOPIExXx LOOOOOOOOOOL CANT STOP LAUGHING

[xXxSHOOPIExXx]

1:13 is the best part. I laugh at it every time I see it.

[CrazyGamerDragon64]

@xXxSHOOPIExXx I think the best parts are the "MINE!" part, the General telling the Chamberlain to shut up and how he hated his whimpering, and the part when the dying emperor snarled at the others after saying "Mine" and the others jumping back like he was going to hurt them

[FATGAINER100]

@CrazyGamerDragon64 lol. Hyper much?

[ithkale]

When I was really little and watched this, I cried so much...I ran out of the room crying and screaming.."I DON'T WANT TO GROW OLD AND DIE" Lol

[TheJboy88]

Love the enthusiasm Chamerlain but it might be more prudent to wait until the guy's actually dead before taking the sceptre.

[shane18475]

holy shit this still scares me!

[ShadowGunner82]

This movie scared the shit out of me when I was a kid.

[shanesclayland]

This is alot better than any shitty CG.I would consider this one of my favorite fantasy films of all time.Puppetry is clearly a dying art.

[TheDevilbuster]

I also watched this movie when I was a kid, and it never scared me. Kids these days are mollycoddled with their wimpy-ass movies and shows; THIS was a high-quality movie.

[Farfeb]

That's how I want Manuel Zelaya to die when he shows up in Honduras again.

[TheRealAlyssaD]

haha best movie voice acting EVERR especially in this scene. creepy, perfect, and somehow cute at the same time....

[jordanderson]

Terrifying.

[meganm1540]

GREAT ODINS RAVEN! almost as traumatizing as watership down

[UnrestfulDeath]

hmmmuuuggghhh!!

[fivebearrugs]

You know something, lol...this movie never scared me when I was little, and I was born in 1979 :)

[GodsBittersweetEmo]

"I...A-Am...Still...Emperor..I­...Aauauauauh!!"

Scary as hell.

Seriously. Scariest kid's movie in history. I remember crying in terror when my mom made me watch this as a little kid. The way he just disintegrates in the bed...*shiver*...Even now I get shivers down my spine. But the good thing about the scariness is that it sticks with you, and you remember the movie the rest of your life. And when you watch it again, you realize it's not just scary, but also very beautiful.

[TheRealAlyssaD]

@GodsBittersweetEmo hahahah my mom forced me to watch this movie too. ur comment made me laugh out loud. haha

[kippeveer]

They just don't make them like they used to anymore with all that CGI nowadays. The Dark Chrystal and Labyrinth were awesome !!

[RipvanX]

@kippeveer no kidding, CGI is overrated -_- Now is all about 3D and shit. Seriously, they need to bring this art form back. I am not going to wear fuckin glasses in a movie theater!

[hellboydan]

Far be for me to make a comment about Margaret Thatcher being down with the flu, surrounded by members of the Tory cabinet. But well...........

[DarkCityKnights]

@hellboydan

Haha, brilliant. Seeing nothing but miners and Scousers celebrating on the tv, on her birthday, probably pushed her over the edge.

[Visser0x]

Im so going to do this to my grand kids when im on my death bed.

[dallasdoby3]

MMMHHHHMMMMM! "I HATE YOUR WHIMPER" MHM!

[WizardOfHumor1989]

@dallasdoby3 The Chamberlin's got Tourettes Syndrome.

[dallasdoby3]

@WizardOfHumor1989 Idk what he has but it makes an awesome sound.

[rbh1138]

Don't fall apart on me now! Musical number! 5 6 7 8! When I first saw this at first i expected the emperor to pop back up but with everyone gathered around I also knew they could break into song at any minute!

[dancingaarvark83]

Whenever one of those things came on screen I used to run behind the sofa. Still very scary!

[thistexaspoet]

This scene is classic, why is it that all the digital technologies that are supposed to improve films, just make them look more "fake" and, the Dark Crystal, with a bunch of puppets and costumes, looks better than anything coming out of Hollywood in the past six years?

[OrcistCleaver]

@thistexaspoet thats just bullshit right there, this movie looks fucking stupid and how are you gonna say this is better than the technology we use in movies now?

[thistexaspoet]

@OrcistCleaver I'm commenting on the production value, and yes, even though the plot is stupid, and the puppets are quite grotesque; I happen to think that the theatrical elements and costume design are superior to the over-awing trash of the Hollywood pulp machine. However, if I may nitpick a moment, do you think that when efforting to make an argument with someone, you ought not do it by answering your own poorly phrased question? Read Original Comment again. Twit.

[OrcistCleaver]

@thistexaspoet wtf? i was talking about how you said movies now look more fake than this and these are god damn puppets. Twit.

[TheLuminousCleric]

@OrcistCleaver It just looks more real. The point he was making is that too much CG doesn't necessarily make a better movie. CG and puppets just give you a different impression.

[thistexaspoet]

@thistexaspoet Then Perhaps I should have mentioned Film quality, productive achievement, I do apologize.

[NATaylor76]

RIP Nancy Pelosi...you were a tough old bird.

[DSFARGEG00]

Something tells me that when Kim Jong Il is on his deathbed, this scene will play out.

[Nopartyforme1]

This movie is very dark. I love it. Now movies are totally political correct.

[TrUeWolf92]

I still have nightmares about this scene and its been 12 years since I have seen it last.

LOL this movie rocks HARD CORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[highlyintolerable]

This is perhaps, the best death scene of a benevolent protagonist ever!

[tpkreepur]

My LORD! That brought back some f'd up memories.

[JustJessieNYC123]

ROFLMAO I LAFFED SO HARD I FELL OFF MY CHAIR AND HURT MII ARM REALLY BAD AND MII LEG GOT BRUISED. ITZ SO FUNNY HOW IZ THIS SERIOUS N YEA I SAW THE WHOLE MOVIE I SHIT MII PANTS @ THE END. JEN LOOKS LIEK MJ!!!

[DARKMONK2829]

How can anyone Not love these guys?... R.I.P. Jim.

[DARKMONK2829]

How can anyone Not love these guys?... R.I.P. Jim.

[MyCorbett]

this is what I imagine Dick Cheney's death will be like for the republican party

[kurupt809]

@MyCorbett I'ma republican, and I just spit diet coke all over my screen. That was funny, my friendg

[megamanx1800]

This is my all-time favorite movie!

[tetriminos]

i hate your whimpering

[Firefairystar]

The emperor looks like a deformed granny, lol!

[Devilslittleimp]

yeah this and the labyrinth scared the shit outta me.

[JaReD123RoX]

when i was like 6 or sumthing i watched this and was soooooooo scareed!!!!!!! especially of this part

[ch1ngons1mon]

I call my mom the emperor

[dylantuzyk]

This movie scared the shit out of me when I was a kid.

[cadge31]

Amen dude. This is one of the most unsettling memories of my childhood. This movie haunted me for years until I watched it again as an adult. I can definately see why it scared the piss out of me as a kid though.

[FoxEatFox]

-reaches for emperor's staff-

-emperor sits up and screams-

MIIIINE! GRRRR MINE!

Bahahahahha

[lctc97]

LOL, we have this movie and my little brother loves it, but instead of calling them "The skeksis"... he calls them "The sexys"..LOL he's 2

[crazyramus]

thats how i feel n sound when i have a sore throat lol (emperor)

[1999luke2]

OH GOD

[Muppephile]

The garthim general is my favorite, always roaring like a t-rex and bossing everyone about, sheesh.

[AtheismandSkepticism]

rule 34 on skeksis emperor.

[TurtleGrunt]

man you're an idiot! You put up the full scene in HQ & RUIN IT with a fucking scumbag worthless ad for some insanely irrelevant survey site?!?

What a dreg! The other version is crap quality & 1/3rd the size! I was all excited & about to favorite this,until you revealed your lack of taste.

Whatta gip.

[mikeyjudkins]

the emperor skeksis is bad ass

[hisPYT101]

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM­MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM­MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM , lmao

[hisPYT101]

this is a childs film ? lol

[babyllz]

This scene yousd 2 creep me out.. its kinda scary for a childs film...

[jtilak]

dude the way that one whimpers is creepy as fuck!

[sugoidave]

Concept of the Sketis in WoW was taken from these guys.

[VCBee412]

Looks like the Republican National Committee.

[metalkid777]

Suck it lwhiny iberal poon

[HighLandHotPocket]

WIN.

[gregmitch]

fake

[Renalvr]

I used to love this movie when I was little, but then I realized it was scary. XD

I think I still have it lying around somewhere...

[jblades]

I am 12 and what is this??

[metalkid777]

TITS OR GTFO skeksis haha.....nice to see a fellow /b/rother

[plasticboy81]

its an awesome puppet movie, called "the dark chrystal"

[copyright1982]

This is back when Sci-Fi/Fantasy movies were AWESOME--CGI ruined everything; it looks so lame and fake.

[millenniumfalsehood]

One of the creepiest scenes in movie history. . .

Seems all of Jim Henson's 80s movies, other than the Muppet ones, were like this.

[scootersweetpuppy]

Mine! MIne!

Mmmm!

[thgreatestpersonever]

worst trip ever.

[gruntfan91]

The Dark Crystal: scaring you and your kids shitless since 1982!

[JustJessieNYC123]

@gruntfan91 the dark crystal: making teens laff shitless since 1982

[paladindarknite]

@gruntfan91 i saw this as a kid and never agian...til now, ofcourse!

[coaldusty]

Creature designs by Brian Froud who designed "Labyrinth". lovely creepy stuff.

[ZombiesUPtheHell]

I'm sorry the skeksis are still better than any modern monster to date.

[MaMastoast]

Hell yes...

[DarkAngelKisses13th]

I watched this movie when I was a kid. So cool then, still cool now.

[onedeadcat]

"Bushes" scepter. You're a perfect example of the repubic hair's failed educational reforms. Run back to your trailer and fuck your pet gator/sister.

[BabyCharmander]

Sheesh, this scene always scared me as a kid...

"MINE!!"

[Rattenschaf86]

Me to!

[Shayde1653]

"MMMMMMMmmmm"

"i hate your wimper"

"MMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmm"

"QUIET"

its weird how the skeksis dies all crumbly but the mystyics die nicely :S

[BabyCharmander]

That's because the Mystics have a soul, while the Skeksis lack it.

[MaMastoast]

Erhm no, the mystics and skeksis are two parts of one soul

[onedeadcat]

Condi Rice tried to take his cane.

[isengard11]

nah that was Obama that tried to take "Bushes" scepter. hhahahahaha

[sniggyluv123]

the emperer if freaky when he dies, but hey im used 2 it. i showed my friend this scene and she scared the **** outa her

[beckyuk2001]

LOL!

[AROBASPARK]

Because they don't sell anymore !!

[geandily]

Kids movies suck now, it's all gay

[darkfirehexe]

really! I guess I better watch them then....I didn't realize the berth of gay cinema in the youth market...

[lilahv]

Why are they so afraid to make kids movies scary anymore? They're all too safe now. They used to stick with you for life! I saw this when I was 4 and it scarred me. So it's one of my favorites :)

[2dchris]

agreed, I remember seeing this as a kid and it scared me, but in a good way.

[GreenGestalt]

I agree also! Kids need dark but good stories, not fluff full of moral platitudes and fantasy "So kute you wanna frow up".