Emo Friends and Poetry Buddies Wanted!

[MrEmobeee]

shes actually fit

[BrokenFaithfulSoul]

oh guys. I think this is parody....

Emily the emo is not real I think ; )

And yea, Emi, please b honest next time, okay -

;DD;D just a joke :*

[blackisthenewpurple6]

omgg haha u look the same as 13 and u still look like...im scene not emo

[HardStyleCivilianHSC]

god not saying but you???......emo?????? i hang out by myself! with no one i have normal friends!!!!! and they care alot about me! you don't need emo friends!!!!you need real friends who will always be there for you! idiot!!!!

[halogamer1829]

@HardStyleCivilianHSC i have both

[HardStyleCivilianHSC]

god stupid idiots take emo stupidly these days.....people think the can wear all black wear make up and BANG!!!!!! your! EMO! but no!....it donesn't work like that....emo is not a style it's a LIFEstyle....when you say your emo...your not, your just a wanna-B trying to be someone your not.....well you don't know shit......you don't need emo friends to hang with just cause you say your emo you just need people who care! i have normal friends get to know them cause they'll know you!

[bloodyvalentineism]

omgzezez were u get da the scaf?!

I need da scarf!

and yea. emos laugh too.

sometimes..

OOOOH ima poet! i b ur friend!

to fly above the sun on wings of wax, we are so vain. to cry into the dark of night displays my pain. To shed away from light...dose i mean i am not sane?

I know it sux a bit but thats all i can come up with right now >.<

[SummerCullenSunny]

do u hav a facebook?

[leviatandevil]

it's so funny that these ppl don't realize this is actually a joke XD

[rcb3000]

the fuck? You sound like a poser. Are you being serious? Sorry do i sound mean?

[Heidirae1]

Love ur hair

[dancthegr]

lol you turned to emo

I thought germans were goths and punks

[CookieLoVex33]

WHAT THE FUCK ?

it's so stupid to search friend through the internet .

i can understand ur looking for friends but cant you do that in the real life? thousands of people laugh about this so please, stop it girl!

haha sorry for my bad english im from germany, u know? :D

<3

[emogirl34566XD]

@CookieLoVex33 

[DeanSmit101]

Do u have FaceBook ?

[officertubs88]

I loved ur poem and don't let ppl limit u u do as u want and don't let ppl stop u

[XsweetxsacraficeX]

Poser !!!

[aliceinw0nderland0]

i know what ur talkin about cause i really need emo friends now i feel they're the only one they can understand me but whatever i'm goin on my life =[

[kaatxu]

la gente no se entera... hey!!!! this is a PARODY!!! not real!!! enfin...

[TheSmartie1998]

whaat say she?

HAAHAA boring

[shitimeem]

were are u from

[Torlowski]

I like your honesty!!! You seems a nice and good person.....

Don't listen to the mean people: there is good and evil people evrywhere: look around you for friends first and Internet after.

Good luck with search for friend Emily: There is good people out there!!!

[zedapirras]

what are u ??? WHAT IS WRONG WITH U ? y cant u be normal .. u have a pretty face n u would look better without ur emo hair thingy.. whatever its ur life =)

[D00Mbringr94]

no hate but the way you end every sentence as a question just makes you look like a dumb blond ~no hate~ + if you really have to say your emo that many times your not really emo, + your poems arnt that deep, they sound like nursery rhymes

[RalfSchmitzfan13]

@D00Mbringr94 It's a fake. But I think you can't knw that cause you're not german ^^

There was a german 13 year old emo girl. She searched friends. And the video was very stupid. speedyconkiwi is german and makes fun of this girl. And I understand her. This german emo girl was stupid. ^^

[velisica]

hab dich lieb, Kiwi Lolz

[AtheisticDesecration]

hey kiwi...how could i EVER miss that vid, i subscribed to your channel long time ago....another hilarious vid from unique kiwi*knuffz* :D

[thedarkestsea]

so now you have one more emo friend me!!!!

[thedarkestsea]

Sie haben eine so weit mich!

[xXdosenfutterXx]

warum gibts das gleiche video 100 mal von verschiedenen emos? wie viele gibts von euch denn... findet euch doch mal

[bisiglumischiggy1]

wtf

is that really

[ichigo11225]

wow i would be your friend and your pretty

[Rodica2006]

hahahaha xD wtf?

[TheBlackParade1293]

I'll be your emo friend xD lolz and EMOS DO LAUGH!

[GarthHS]

what is wrong with her?

[drunKenxD]

you make me laugh :)

[Alisterthe1st]

I'm agreeing with the poster of this vid, not all emo people have to be depressed and hate the world. And when others do that, then you're sterio-typing someone. And just because she speaks like that that doesn't mean that all emos speak that way. That's just the way she talks, so BTFO cause I'm willing to be her friend. *pokes all the hatred on the forehead*

[cantgetright2012]

damn sexy

[wjrcoop]

You make me smile :):)

[Cloppyne]

sie muss ja schon selber drüber lachen xD

[darkmisstake1234]

Emo dosent mean Emotionally unstable.. It actually is a music genre1980s called Emotional hardcore.. :L

Being emo has got nothing to do with hating your life :)

[iceblade05]

then how do you explain the black hair styles, the woman's eye shadow and the gay voice that is emotinally equipped on some emo's, if your saying being emo isn't hating your life, then thats the worst fashion statement i've ever witnessed :P

[batmanjwb]

some thaught i was emo. i didn't know what is was till i came back to jersey (from florida usa) find me on vampire freaks. I'll leave you a poem verse of mine. i bleed so heavy till my vission is a blur, I scar myself in memmory of her. ps. I am older but NOT a pedophille!

[TheZenMaster90]

Findet 'n Emo! Such dir ma richtige Freunde! Youtube is zwar geil aber naja.....so gehts iwie net..

[Supermusicgirl112]

sie is deutsche,hat ne scheiß englische aussprache und sieht einfach nur total dämlich aus mit ihrer dummen frisur und dem ganzen emo-getue.fazit: beknackt!! (sie UND das video...xD)

[RainPearlVoice]

i'll be your emo buddy... but i'm rly emo so if your just making fun of emos stop because you're just causing more pain for us

[ShesAHazard]

@RainPearlVoice LOLLLL @you. boo fucking hoo eh. you're not the only one who's life may suck. but we all get through it. what makes it any different for you?

[whocares7495]

Hi!!! if you like poetry i write it. I mean im not good but i try.

[DiabloJas]

you look 17:) whene i look at it

[pimpmysushi]

It's quite fascinating how stupid (and illiterate) the average hater actually is. *looks at the comments* O.o

[bloodawaken]

lol cute

[buddha38oo]

haha - you're funny.......... fuck you and get normal. emos are stupid.

[keebaman]

Thanks Emily for getting me into poetry. My poems for the acronym OMG.

Oblivious:

The world is heating slowly. Ice is melting.

Waters rising. Lands are disappearing.

But the fish keep swimming.

Music:

I hear a noise. The energy moves through my body. It travels to my limbs. I start to dance.

Garden:

The meeting of sun and earth. Particles to atoms, atoms to molecules, molecules to nutrients, nutrients to food. Natures perfect design.

[keebaman]

My haiku. these are what I think of Emily.

Words are powerful.

We, poetic descendants.

William Shakespeare.

Your life is white light.

Each color is beautiful.

You have great essence.

Sun light and moon light.

Awesome powers of nature.

Same as your poems.

[detubator]

Leave Emily alone!!! Please!!! SHE'S AN EMO!!!!!

[inneedofstraightjakt]

why the fuck would u make another retarted video after so many people 'left mean comments'

fucktard :D

[F0xH0und13]

omg someone please fuck her so she stops the blah blah blah.spare EPIC FAIL

[smileymasonluver]

ur a faker

[scenemo1]

go to hell. ur SOOOO not emo. ur NOT emo hun

[detubator]

Leave her alone, scenemo1!!!11 Just watch her previous vid and you'll see that she's EMO!!! or at least read its video DESCRIPTION!!!11 Leave Emily alone OK!!!!1

[stratocasterkid4]

this is fake ur a bad actor

[chesterblade42u]

dont worry emily i love u wtch my videos

[TheMarly11]

oh my god, she has feelings

[jamestheme123]

i dislike you! does it turn you on ? :P

[unicornofdoom15]

Okay...i thought about it for a while, and i shouldnt have judged you like that. Im sorry, that was so mean. Oh and that dude who did a video reply to ur emo friends and buddies video would totally go out with u :) we could be friends if you want. And some advice if u dont want to be called fake dont be all like oh im so emo and stuff like that cause that means u just want attention. Okay hun? alrighty bye bye then :D

[unicornofdoom15]

Seriously your sooo fake, and you should stop begging for emo friends. Your all like oh im so emo and i cant help it its how i am blah blah blah. If you want friends go and look for some instead of wasting ur time makin videos. And ur poetry wasnt all that great either really. Sorry

[chanelaronbaby]

she is pretendingg to be someone else,

chill the fuck out.

[pdb1966]

by the fiery furnace i crept while my old nemesis love slept,suddenly slip stumble i fell back into loves wishing well.once a master at lifes feast now just crumbs eaten by beasts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MrSolitaryOne]

i have written some poetry, it more satirical and less emo however. If it was more emo perhaps it would be more popular...

[GrAntUpton]

im not an emo but understand emos and i think like an emo im a boy 13 in age and plz plz give me an email adress so we can shere our poetry and diffrenses with each other plzz we can be frends im like an emo plzz

[Darkforest92]

read my mean comment i BEG OF YOU!!!!

[PandaoXXoXX]

Heyy hun im emo to and yh just cuse you laughed donent mean that you arnt emo im emo im mostley hypre and happy but yh you sound cool hunny im 14 im not good at Poetry but i have lots of feelings for ppl that slag off emos when i can say alot about other ppl and dont fuck judge a book by its cover emily where do you live and whats ur phone number ill try and call you as soon as poss ;) love you xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx­xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

[detubator]

Oh come on, no crying? You fail at emo :Þ

lawl @ Mickey mouse comment (it's true!) :D

[krisercolano]

ur cute

[Reillyaw]

you scare me

[XtaranX]

this is my poem...if ur emo, do screemo!

[TKDGuy79]

this is hilarious!!! Speedy... geile Videos!! *lach*

[HALCONDORADO85]

I just want to write something. You look like mickey mouse. Jajajajajajajajaja. But you're still beautiful.

[soldis97]

Most emos dont say "Hi my names _________ and im emo" like WTF girl..

[Rambo10102]

Lmao kiwi you crack me up. This was great.

[ItalianMorrison]

fantastic!

[Channalein]

Ich mag dein wohnzimmertisch *-----------* ders voll toll <3 x3

und die gitarre :D

XDD

coll x3

♥

[NotToThink]

hahahaha :D:D

[POCHAKO88]

I Just love your voice ¡¡¡¡

♥♥♥♥

[skotty2hotty4u]

roses are red,violets are blue,i like kiwi,how about you?

[greenghost2008]

sure y not.

[rebelx2]

was für ein klasse sequel. (:

dein humor ist einfach genial...

[fucktheusers]

cool video

[WeScareLittleKids]

this makes me laugh so hard.

[speedyconkiwi]

mission accomplished then :)

[P00P0STER0US]

Emily, the depth of your poetry, well, it sears my soul. It cuts deep in a way that I know only you know, you know?

[epgrimes]

if your looking for friends, a little constructive critisism-try to NOT look like an emotional wreck.. people like other friends to be FUN TO BE AROUND.. thats it.. and the whole slow talking "woah is me" approach.. prob not helping wouldnt ya think? picture this.. you have one life and thats it.. you wanna look back and say, "wow i really screwed my life away being an emo".. go out and enjoy yourself

[devjack666]

how about an emotional challenged goth friend?

[ewokbeel]

0.0 so.... confused...

[astrolazer]

I'll be happy to be your friend Emo!

[bodhardcore]

wow ur back :) im well happy i missed ur videos there amazing xx

[KamikazeeKennedy]

omg people leave such dumb comments. seriously? why questions flowers...

oh, wait... video comment... right...

HAHA. Loved this one just as much as the first one... I started choking on my spaghetti when you started reading your poetry... lol... as always, you still rock my world! :D

[BeephLypz]

I wish my lawn was emo. So it would cut itself. HAHA!! Old bad joke I know. But I was thinking like an emo person the other day and you know what??  If life is so fair, why do roses have thorns??

[DamianDamask]

I wish my lawn was emo because then it would write me poems.

[speedyconkiwi]

haha right, i'd like a lawn like that too :D

[madbling85]

HAHAH!!!

[DaNikolaus]

This author hasn't written anything!He's crying at the moment! He's too Emo for all this!

[rouvenwolf]

hmmmmmmmm ^^+

die idee so ein video zu machen un freunde zu suchen ken ich i-wo her ^^

da gibts doch schon so viele =DD

[zebidee55]

oh emm gee. ppl dont get u? ppl dont get me etha. i will b ur frend.

good 2 c the cuts r healin nicely. l8r.

[speedyconkiwi]

yeah? i like salting them a bit. hurts even longer.

[imagesk8r6969]

hi. =) i don't HATE emo ppl. they're nicer than other ppl.

[nathanhimmerich]

lets kill ourselves together. xD

[vorgralax]

I can't decide whether this is funny or not, as making fun of emo is like shooting fish in a barrel. I do think your meat ball hair is interesting, you should cultivate that look.

[P00P0STER0US]

@vorgralax: Shooting into a barrel is dangerous! What it the bullet ricocheted and came back at you and grazed your forearm cutting you in a pattern strikingly similar to a razor blade?! That's what shooting fish in a barrel is, dangerous and emo.

[vorgralax]

not if you don't use a .22 (or bb's), you could always use fire crackers as well, by pass the gun totally.

[Strudel247]

im srry but that was just plain retarted

[hohlimc]

Kiwi.. duh bist der erste positive EMO^^ also ein emo der nicht ständig ina ecke hockt sondern einer, der andauernt lacht^^

[speedyconkiwi]

tja, ich bin halt ne frohnatur oder so ;D

[P00P0STER0US]

It's why emo kids aren't allowed to play ice hockey. Too many blades. Even if they strapped wieners onto their skates it would still be a problem since they couldn't skate on ice with wieners.

[xxmagicstickmishxx]

You play this character really well!!

[BilliLovesMargot]

your poetries are dark and deep! i really care about that.

[Dinzla]

Grevbäck!!

[acuity1980]

lustiger tisch ^^

[Ibanezx123]

Hey ill be your friend, but im not so much of a poetry guy, but i can make music with you ;)

[fetteredfey]

I love Emily and it's good to see you again kiwi,great videos as always :) hope your having fun

B

[ccgirlxxx]

i'll be your friend!

[marrzy123]

i love that poem <3

[tromaggot]

nice table

[speedyconkiwi]

even better in color!

[pml08usaf]

I'll be your friend, emo Emily! I have none of my own, so we're perfect for each other! Plus, I love poetry....like....um....

Roses are red,

Because they're bleeding....

Probably from the thorns.....

Very nice video, Kiwi.

[speedyconkiwi]

beautiful poetry. just what i was looking for :)

[P00P0STER0US]

Haha I LOVE that poem! Oh wow I wish I made that up myself.

[Nutzername92a]

Super Kiwi :)

[53531640]

What a great actress you are!

[maleekeo12]

emily i will be your friend jus add me on youtube and send me a message

[Photoshoplilli]

OMG I love that poem.. so funny!

[speedyconkiwi]

thank you, thank you. i spent like 3 hours writing that so yay :D

[t377y000]

wow ur cute :)

[MinnyMcSkinny]

Emo Holly sends Emo Emily her emo love. She has missed you but now she must go back to sitting in her dark cupboard drawing love hearts and listening to my chemical romance!

[speedyconkiwi]

how is holly? tell her i said hi :)

[deliciousmorton]

<3 <3

[foellmi]

normalerweise werte ich Videos auch nicht so ab, sondern versuche konstruktiv zu kritisieren. Aber nach tausenden solcher Videos ist das Ganze meiner Meinung nach langsam genug.

[jameslovesgerman]

hahahaha

[foellmi]

Einfallslos. Das arme Kind verarschen, war im Grunde schon nicht witzig als es noch aktuell war.

[PockhuhnFilm]

Die Kommentare unter dem Originalvideo finde ich viel schlimmer!

[foellmi]

Da hast Du schon recht. Die tut mir einfach leid. Sie wollte ja eigentlich nur Freunde haben und jetzt muss Sie sich warscheinlich jeden Tag irgendwelche blöden Sprüche anhören.

[dattHoppi]

Super Video, Kiwi (wie immer, eigtl) ^^

Und: _Dein_ Emo Friend waer ich gerne ;)

[BKsMassive]

sort your fucking life out wastegash!

[MimiiVikii]

Ich lieebe deine Videos ♥ ..

[CreamIstEmoSchnaps]

also iwie wird diese emo-dummache langweilig. sagt jeder das gleiche und alles ist nur stereotypes gelaber...

[Vo0oDo0oFrosch]

xD

Is das jetz ne Satire? =D

Ich verstehe Emos nich oO

wilkommen zurück Kiwi <3

[itsjustinleon]

Needs moar razor blades, mascara and MCR.

(j/k!)

[speedyconkiwi]

haha i know. i fail :(

[trifelgeputinage]

I think Emus are great but Ostriches are better

And I have a feather boa that looks terrific with my sweater.

As an Emo I like poetry so I'm sending you this letter.

I like cheese too (Edam's good) - and Gorgonzola (oh and Feta!)

:)

[Dizzyfinger]

Wahnsinn...

Du wirkst teilweise so toll naiv. :) Super Vorstellung. *Daumen hoch*

:)

p.s. Die Zöpfchen sind süß. ;)

[speedyconkiwi]

das sind knödel!! aber danke ;)

[Dizzyfinger]

Oder so, ich trage meine Haare nur offen oder als Zopf, da kennt man(n) sich nicht so gut aus. ;)

[Ralastar]

Emo's should be fed to the bears at the zoo

[lost2fairyfate]

OMG!! WE MISSED YOU! I hate it when you leave us!!! :(

BUT! glad ur back :D

[Sugartalker]

This is not to be mean Emilly but this all seems suspicious and I'm worried now because WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH KIWI!!! I haven't seen her for a while and now you pop up on her channel? NOOO!!!

[P00P0STER0US]

Given Emily's emo status, I'm suspecting that she's keeping Kiwi in one of her comfortable and spacious closets with adequate food and water and access to cutting implements. Provided with light by one black beeswax candle which symbolizes the fragility and sting of life.

[SiliconBong]

Gives Emily squeezy big hugs.

[P00P0STER0US]

There once was a girl named Emily

Rejected by her whole family

Insulted by peers

She shed many tears

Her poems sustained her sanity

[originalcrazyj]

i thought you were dead!!

yeah kiwi lives!!

more videos damn it!

[P00P0STER0US]

sleapnkud and eldrainsk

impossibly twisted words

YouTube mocks my anger

[speedyconkiwi]

lmao your poems AND your replies to others here.. fabulous :)

[P00P0STER0US]

3:46 "I'm just looking for people *nods*"

You really do have a great sense for comedy :o)

[speedyconkiwi]

thank you *blushes*

[P00P0STER0US]

waking to the light

will no-one understand me?

darkness shrouds my mind

[P00P0STER0US]

walking in darkness

she reaches the bitter end

she felt it coming

[ThatFamousDorkyGirl]

haha yay! Ur back lol <3... N yaa u tell people..U cant help how the heart feels lol...You cant help it your more snsative lol just like i cant help being a dork yo! <333

[emporium7]

Woohoo Emily's back!!! You were too long gone girl XD

[DarkDennis1961]

There is Kiwi. Now I am happy again.

[speedyconkiwi]

: )

[Tiredofcrap]

Too bad you're so young cause I'm emo, too.

[majinjared]

Hey meaning to ask are you from New Zealand or just using "kiwi" in your name for what ever reasons? :)

[azrienoch]

Your name is Emoly?

[speedyconkiwi]

yeah, a typo from my parents. who would have thought it'd have that kind of consequences?

[myloflex]

Love it...I want to marry you

[originalcrazyj]

get back shes mine!!!!!!

[cHAMMDAWG78]

Hey speedy.  i love your videos, they make my smile.

-have a great day,

chad

[obdachlos1563]

Sehnsucht? Und die Schwärmerei!

[xXpurpledivaXx]

i could be ur friend too ;)