Lewis Black Cursing and Whoring

[Ministryoflove451]

SOMEBODY GET THE MEAT!!

[AnOnlinePersona]

labias, labias, labias, labias, labias, labias, labias, labias, labias, labias, labias, labias

[samoanagalo]

could've sworn he said "labias" when he was saying "lobbyists, lobbyists, lobbyists." hahahaha

[Judy2Day]

He thinks that Obama is really inept.

[TheGreggiraldo]

4 people wear cups

[TheGreggiraldo]

444 people are adults

[mrthurogood]

He died so I could live <3

[WTFman010]

"Oh, pussy Feathers" lol

[WTFman010]

there's no such thing as "bad words"! love it

[rdx506]

Why does Lew Black think that President Obama is so stupid?

[Cystemz]

@rdx506 hes talkin about bush..cheney was bush's vice

[Stillmatic5966]

@rdx506 at the time of this taping G.W. was still in office so i think his "critique" is beyond justified lol

[telemarker93]

@rdx506 Please...please tell me that you were joking when you made this comment...please

[ShadowKaiserin]

BOOGIE BOOGIE BOOGIE!!!

[AmannequinDream]

i like how the "Worlds Greatest News Anchor" thumbnail has followed me to every lewis black clip on youtube

[MrOldAndy]

@AmannequinDream maintain eye contact..... 

[Borgfull]

Awesome quality

[C00K1E777]

yo. this guy could so be the joker in the next batman

[DrNaturalPhenomena]

Thank you Lewis!

[acr08807]

@IIRaWTooNII Thanks! I'll put that in my file of important facts to know, right alongside boys have penises and girls have vaginas.

[TheDuckseason]

Lewis Black , what will you say when the Iran Isreal war starts..... ?

[Trojanman152152]

This is awsome, boogi boogi boogi

[rm2551]

VERY funny comedy. Lewis Black is a LEGEND.

[anarchosolar]

Neo-Conservative means Zionist Asshole !

[Damin928]

what special is this from

[c9jester]

@Damin928

Red, White, & Screwed

I believe.

[OffbeatToothbrush]

Fuck fuck fuck, fuck fuck fuck, fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

Go say fuck, he said fuck, you can say fuck too

[HoeeSayy]

if you ever get the chance, go see him live. you'll shit yourself laughing so hard

[paulwritesfights]

10,000 chimps joke should have gave him sip of water

[ABeans07]

Only two idiots would fight about religion on a lewis black youtube video. you dumb FUCKS!

[goremister54321]

nice ass

[Phatheadish]

@anTicTroublez Your logic is retarded. If we are going to use religious logic then show me solid evidence that he Does exist.

[yamimary]

@Phatheadish

Shalalalalush~ And enjoy the wonderful man speaking above you guys in the video box.

[optimusprime2008]

This man is a spitting image of the beloved English teacher I had in high school, mind, body, and spirit. It's almost scary but I love it lol

[simracr94]

HOLY FUCK GET THE MEAT!!!

[volcomxl1080]

He's more than a comedian and he knows it. For him to be able to talk about everyday human bullshit, and make a crowd laugh their asses off without even trying!!!! That's a major accomplishment. We, the audience, are the ones who don't see, or better yet, understand the truth he's unraveling before us. To us, he's just a comedian.

[bryantjudoman]

he is one of the greatest comedians alive...or dead!

[Smasho8000]

Every time I watch Lewis Black I feel as though I'm watching a very good sermon. Only, the sermon is fucking funny as hell and the pastor doesn't preach about shit that obviously cannot happen. Like when he talked about God making earth in only 7 days. That DIDN'T happen. Earth was formed over a timespan of billions of years, not fucking 7 days. This man is a genius!

[DefeatedElitist]

@Smasho8000 I agree with your slightly ADHD affected rant.

[Smasho8000]

@DefeatedElitist Well thanks but your opinion of me is wrong. I don't have ADHD, though that was kind of a rant. No, I actually just can't stand overly-christian people.

[anTicTroublez]

@Smasho8000 You don't know that you have no idea if it was or wasn't were you or anyone else on the planet there? Science is full of theories.

[Smasho8000]

@anTicTroublez Actually I do. The earth couldn't possibly been made in only 7 days. Like you said, science is full of theories, but there's evidence of earth being around for billions of years. That means it was being formed in that timespan. I heard scientists came up with another theory. If God does exist and the earth was made in 7 days, the 7 days it took to make it was in God's realm, which we cannot reach unless we die. That's what I heard anyway.

[anTicTroublez]

@Smasho8000 BTW does humankind know 5% of the knowledge in the universe? Thought so. So isn't it possible for God to exist somewhere in that 95% let alone create the earth in 7 days?

[Smasho8000]

@anTicTroublez Go ahead and believe what you will. I'd rather not argue with you. An argument such as this could go on for days. So in that regard, sayonara!

[anTicTroublez]

@Smasho8000 Exactly run away...You know i'm right.

[Smasho8000]

@anTicTroublez You THINK you're right. You don't KNOW anything. All you're doing is throwing your opinion in my face. But that's okay. You have a right to your opinion, as do I but unlike you, I'm not gonna throw mine in yours. That would just prolong this petty argument. As I said, you only think you know. Show me physical evidence then maybe I'll believe you. Oh, and work on that attitude of yours. You're a little pushy. 

[anTicTroublez]

@Smasho8000 Show me evidence he doesn't exist...

[TomFynn]

@anTicTroublez Ah, the God-of-the-gaps-argument. This one not only built on lack of knowledge but on made up lack of knowledge. Wow.

[acr08807]

@TomFynn Who do you think created the gaps?  God did! Without God, there would be no gaps to fill.

[TomFynn]

@acr08807 That is either a very clever satire on creationist non-thinking or a perfect example of their circular "reasoning". Alas, I cannot tell.

[acr08807]

@TomFynn I'm just a guy who can't stop laughing at "made up lack of knowledge." :)

[TomFynn]

@acr08807 Happy to hear that. I aim to entertain. :)

[danimal97520]

@acr08807 A tad over zealous I see. Why is it when someone that is highly religious like yourself sees a wonderful butterfly, you point and say "see God made that" and when you see some terrible act of violence, you don't have the same reaction. Looking to have it both ways perhaps....

[acr08807]

@danimal97520 What are you talking about? About 3/4 of the Bible is God being violent or causing others to engage in violence. Besides, the Bible doesn't say how butterflies came about. It's clear from Genesis 1 that God created creeping insects, but there is silence as to where the flying insects came from. It's probably best not to put words into my mouth.

[zerah561]

@acr08807 Flying insects can creep...For example. Butterflies can crawl.

[arcadepod100]

I would never do that gig. I would never be able to handle standing that close to evil.

[HeartIOnceHad]

1 Person who saw this thinks their shit doesn't stink.

[MrKeyboardDK]

RIOT!

[MistressArte]

I would have LOVED to have his parents. XD They sound funny. ^__^

[TheConnoe]

Lol I love old angry ppl

[Trinexx360]

Lewis Black has a point, there is no bad language.

[willmpet]

I remember him from The Daily Show when my kids watched it. I'd just wait for the Back in Black theme and I understood things the kids couldn't. I appreciate him more than any other person who takes the stage. I have a friend who does stand-up and he is really special, but it takes real guts and work. I do not understand how Black can make things so clear and so outrageous - doesn't anyone else see how silly we are?

[haloguy09]

@willmpet No. 

[TheAshOfOurFriends]

0:57 "labias labias labias labias labias" :p

[HeartIOnceHad]

@TheAshOfOurFriends Why are you talking about vaginas?

[TheAshOfOurFriends]

@HeartIOnceHad because that's what it sounds like he's saying at 0:57 when he's saying "lobbyists lobbyists lobbyists lobbyists lobbyists"

[CyberOmega]

I love Lewis Black, like all other intelligent comedians he puts things in a way that shows you how ridiculous day to day stuff we take for granted are.

[VeroNevermind1990]

I love angry comedy

[DSWrath]

2:35 the parents in questions. aka the old whores

[Wadupbeyotch1]

hes such a fucking boss

[SickMouth]

I've never laughed so hard as when I saw my first Lewis Black video. He fucking rocks socks.

[jesevic08]

I love when comedians don't laugh at their own jokes. He tells funny jokes about some serious subjects, great comic relief about the bullshit going on in the U.S.

[dham72]

I just love Lewis Black! He is one of the funniest comedian out there.

[DubbPeeh]

"I would turn, and there he'd be" hilarious.... :D

[LLew821]

I LOVE this guy :D

[sunburningstare]

LOOOOOOL BRING IT ON

i didnt knew about that

[thedavecorp]

"I guese the Pope knew I was a Jeeeeeew."