The most "wtf" commercial ever created

[SuperUltiMatt]

I remember early nintendo games were like this

[ThaKutthroatKilla]

Why the fuck do I wanna get dissed by Vanilla Ice? Freddie Freaker's cooler anyway

[rebrella]

People used to pay money for the most retarded shit.

[XxDarkViolenceOo]

Wtf? o.o

[kedarguru]

it says "no obscene language"... what kind of lame ass insult is that?

[REDnexuss]

WHAT THE FUCK!! WHAHAHAHA

[lurch321]

I tried calling this number. Got a recording saying it's been disconnected. To say I was insulted would be an understatement!

[specterkev]

well I'll do you guys a favor and dis you all.. for free!!! moronic assholes!

[pwnernumberone]

I don't know what's worse, the fact that someone actually thought this was a good idea, or the fact that people actually called it.

[Ryctophaze94]

ah, hotline for trolls

[DevinUser5]

wow, at 0:28 it says "kids got permission" this is a fake conversation if kids did get on the line

"I like chicken." (Kid)

"But the the chicken DON'T like you fatass."

[RandomPerson19]

What.....

[corabainendean]

It looks like the Screamers guy and Pauly D had a shitty kid.

[CrazyForCooCooPuffs]

doesnt work

[MarxistDomination]

@CrazyForCooCooPuffs

its from the early 90s

[NessieSanzerbeard]

That looks suspiciously like the Screamers logo.

[donlantez]

I called and the operator said the number was no longer in service

[StarAtlasZX]

This guy's skin color makes me think he came from a different dimension, not our world though.

[theFFVIguy]

Nostalgia Critic needs to talk about this in his next commercial video.

[Eidlones]

@theFFVIguy Feel free to pass it along to him somehow :D

[april76301]

@Eidlones You have not seen shit yet...

[Mysterious0Bob]

@theFFVIguy Nostalgia Critic needs to get hit by a car in his next video. For real, I mean. I'd pay for that.

[theFFVIguy]

@Mysterious0Bob That's good. He can use that as one of the insults he gets from the hotline.

[themariobros45]

@theFFVIguy yes please

[CrippledPotato]

This sounds like Mindless Self Indulgence in the 80's.

[TRASHRAVEN]

OMG that phone number morphed into you tube comments!

[LordNifty]

Who would deliberately seek out an environment where people just insult you repeatedly? Wait...

[acelaces]

@LordNifty XD

[vgcatsfan1]

i did a ukelele cover of this ad

[SpongeSebastian]

I called it and it told me "You dumb ass, you actually called this number. How stupid are you?"

[jaybeegeeful]

This deserves HD

[Kriskazam]

I think Freddy Freaker is much much worse

[RichieEastside]

So this is what FOX was up to before they got into the news business...

[silentzorah]

Ugly purple guy.

[PrinceWatercress]

Does this number still exist?

[theFFVIguy]

Sultan sounds like a pretty bad dude.

[TageSavage]

Tomata du Plenty?

[Qermaq]

Max Headroom was cool for a week.

[Redpug987]

◎_◎ And when exactly did this air?

[AnimeFanPan]

wierd

[LTHanzScheisse]

I dialed and Klaus Nomi called me a common Schweinhund.

[FMAiscool]

it beats kgb

[FrozenPandaPops]

So it's a phone for masochists? lol

[Notokayipromise]

I don't know why but it looks like the blackup guy from the Pool's Closed meme.

[Notokayipromise]

@Notokayipromise Reminds me of*

[fecalophagus]

I could recommend this for quite a few people.

[TheCasualTim]

ha 1990 

[Cityteen09]

lol:P it funny and messed up at the same time. like a guy getting punched in the balls by a kangaroo:P

[mrsmarioandluigi]

wtf ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

[marco1388]

is that Jim Carey?

[supermariogalaxian]

@marco1388 Or Pat Kilbane?

[figment1988]

@marco1388 he looks like he's trying to portray Warlock from Monster in my Pocket for the NES

[Jackinator13xbox]

i want to do it but dont want to get like attacked. is this real

[StyrofoamBlades]

AHHHHH GOD HES HORRIFYING.

[HumanHunterrr]

I think i juuustt losst brannn celllsss waattcchhinggng tiissss.........

[retroman84]

One of the most stupidest haircuts and funniest commercial ad that i have ever seen in my life.

[randomism]

since when did andy warhol start making commercials??

[cheesyfudge]

Kids get permission before being called a jackass.

[ZotDudot7]

Such phone services are an insult to humanity.

[mardeninthegarden]

@ZotDudot7 No, people who pay for such phone services are an insult to humanity.

[TheAlaricPetz]

Is this why my parents are both fucked up?!?!

[Hellifiend]

Stupid. WTF. To you.

[VexxxMaster69]

*begins screaming*

[fizgig80304]

this was from awhile ago, mid 90's or so... the point of it I s'pose would be so you don't have to think up fresh insults yourself, call and scribe in your notebook for later..

[DenisAndrejev]

Pause on 00:30 - It says "Fun Lines, Inc." on the bottom

[orororo91]

that guy reminds me of gman

[randomism]

@orororo91 haha your right they look alike

[iceyflames7]

Wow, paying someone to insult you XD

[sharky5921]

looks like butt head

[soilwork121]

OMG, I want a job working there :(

[toba122]

Wow what a job that'd be. Getting paid for being a douche to random people

[Ramagirl20]

why would you pay money for that?, lol!

[artman40]

Next up - calling heart attack!

[hotted1135]

i cant hear its too low

[blzbug242]

Isn't that they guy from the cover of the Screamers album?

[RebirthWoWGuild]

why does it freeze with his mouth open

[blackened300a]

Fire Marshall Bill from in living color rip off.

[Koomshakashakashaka]

so creppy...

[angelmassb]

Is this still going?

[StitchedinMack]

reminds me of Angry Kid.

[likeluisTV]

WTF!

[Reaper16a]

wow just fucking wow i feel just punching those lazy faggots

[hatefirewood]

I want this as a ringtone.

[LamentOfInnocence1]

I might do it for free. But who the hell would pay for that???

[BDF5K]

The commercial looks like it's an insult in itself. And so is the payment alone for something you could've gotten for free. Even in 1990.

[bigskuub]

i totally remember this. i was 10 or 11. im old, lol...

[allshitvids]

i saw it was made in 1990, thats why it looked so crap

[Wotakun93]

YOUVE GOT TO BE KIDDING

[Parisange1]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jjws]

thats nothing, for just $25 ill punch you in the face

[scottyfett]

@jjws wow really? what a deal

[simpsonfan13]

@jjws fuck that. give me $80 and ill kick you in the balls.

[IceColdClocks]

@simpsonfan13 What if I have no balls? :( 

[diLe1232]

if i want to dial this number i want the guy who thought of this to answer the phone

[danatdadspad]

wtf?

[MauiriceEpps]

i called it, some guyy picked up on the other end, and called me an asshole and then hung up

[hardtechnoboy]

@MauiriceEpps Did they say "Thank you $2 will be charged to your phone bill"?

[robertedinhanssen]

WTF!?

[efwiz]

I finally said to myself "WTF" when it said $2 per minute. To be insulted by an automatic machine. Are you f**king kidding me?

[GMRDUI]

That's in 1990 dollars, no less!

[KitsuneInari78]

No snake, I am not kidding.

[MonoAzul]

This is sort of like what I imagine you would hear if you called this number: 09pXt8URQFg

[UnanimousDelivers]

LOL!! Someone saw that monty python sketch and said "Hey, we could actually do that for real!!"

"I came here for an argument!"

"oh, .. oh I'm sorry, this is abuse."

( kQFKtI6gn9Y in case you're curious)

[MonoAzul]

"There's a guy named [unintelligible] that's waitin' to burst!" Can anyone tell what the guy's name is?

[die1die2die3die4die5]

"Something" is what I heard phonetically.

[InsultingSultan]

Sultan

[gmsghs133]

Sultan? Satan? Something like that. Haha.

[GameReviewsAreBad]

He looks like that actor off of Mad TV who played Arnold in biblical times.

[MonoAzul]

Why can't I stop watching this?

[plateshutoverlock]

kid probaly takes a tape recorder to the phone receiver and plays it back to his school pals the next day

[elgavilan2000]

something like this actually being successful in the 80's/90's explains why Nigeria makes so much money off people in this country

[systat]

No obscene language, what kind of fucking insult is that?

It's scam, don't call it.

[CHURCHTUCKERCABOOSE]

This is scarier then The Grudge seriously this is creepy man X.X

[animal90sFreak5]

WTH,that dude looks an awful lot like Jim Carrey,scary stuff.

[pennybobo]

hell yeah dude i'd call that

[strushkathell]

I won't sleep tonight.

j/k.

[SillySillyBellBell]

who the hell would call?

[Caleb5617]

what idiot would pay 2 freakin dollars to be insulted?

[plateshutoverlock]

I think it was like a school to learn insults rather than be insulted.

[plateshutoverlock]

probaly to learn insults

[rayoup11]

1990 commercial...ohh god.

[Jaysie803]

Did AnyOne Call??? Dose it Still Work .. Is The Quesgtion Here ... ??? lol

[sicfrynut]

was that jim carreys first paying job?

[Joebycool]

that was jim carrey's most recent paying job xD

[supercool126]

does this still work?

[automatwinslaytracks]

"Hello?"

"Hey, is this dial-an-insult?"

"Yes it is, jackass."

"Oh. Thanks."

"That'll be 2 dollars."

[Phished123]

no no no, you didnt see this disclaimer, "no obscene language" haha

[Cazz814]

It's Don King and Beavis's gay lovechild!

[bryce123451]

wow.

i would much rather shove a rhino dick up my ass then dial an insult.

[usedfanatic1988]

lmao beautifully expressed.

[Niobesnuppa]

LMAO, WTF? xD

[Ichliebegermany]

i guess they're trying to appeal the retard demographic.

[Z3R0FiR3]

Wow. Why dial a number that will cost you a $1 a minute when you can just get a free insult from a stranger at school or work?

[9856359]

i'm scared...

[Orton96]

When was dis commercial made

[aescylos]

1990. look at the last few seconds at the bottom of the screen

[bryce123451]

wow.

i would much rather shove a rhino dick up my ass then dial an insult.

[spikecamas94]

L O L

[rackas321]

Wow and i thought japanese anime and bad mouth synch.

[spikecamas94]

LOLZZZ ya ur rite!!!

[StaticTricity]

terrible1

[gareler]

lolz that guys mouth...

[MERSHITEISE]

i would like to dial an insult

i wonder if it still works...

[YazZyFizzle14]

wth would i dial an insult?

[Maus5000]

ENGLISH PLZ!

[Colapopx18]

lol, is this number still on? because i have a few people i want to dial an insult to xD

[iamthecookieguy]

i want to dial an insult

[unsolvedperson]

I am not trying to be contrary, but I don't see this as "WTF". It was a big deal back then, and kind of similar to the jerky boys.

[ThieviusRaccoon]

Commercials now have stuff like anthropomorphized oranges doing the pole vault. That seems more messed up to me than this.

[djallergik]

man i miss the 90's...

[DatBoiCMan]

Wat am i payin 2 do? Do i call the number and call some1 a bitch on the other line?? like no joke is that wat im doin

[Eidlones]

no, they call you a bitch

[DatBoiCMan]

wow I believe that

money well spent

[Maus5000]

for sure! When i have a bad day, thats all i nedd!

[wpw2]

this # still exsists i tried it

[TOILETPOP]

no it doesnt

[abhitron]

This ad is an insult.

[andrewmullins11]

That Vanilla Ice like character was just plain strange

[halabalo195]

drugs

[klalakomacoi]

Man, the 90s were seriously fucked up

[anthonyhero09]

U pay 2 get pissed off........

[crazysim9]

sorta remindes me of the fresh prince of belaire

[GMRDUI]

I like how his face is either i: or (_):

[SpaceDude3600]

lol i don't think they do the 1 900 numbers anymore...that was more in like 10+ years ago when people were stupid...

[4methyst]

Its like a Prodigy music video.

[ASimpleWish]

Lol I tried calling..

didn't work

lol

[KyokugenRyo]

THIS IS DIAL N INSULT!

man this is so 90's LOL

[jhwink]

Never be the same again? What would they say? Maybe you're an inbred worthless pathetic stupid idiot that will never amount to anything and sucks at life and is also homosexual.

[clanmIb]

This should be the new rick roll.

[PsygnosisDoraemon]

Never compare this commercial to "Rick Roll" ever again. You dig?

[shalinoakes]

lol..this is creepy, i'm kinda scared to call. lol

[oHelmslyo]

This hotline must've cost three cents to operate...

[Gamer4672]

wait...so u would pay someone...to insult u?...AWESOME im paying for $100's of this thing (ok of all seriousness this is just f*cked up)

[kalsikum]

What... the.... fuck...

[vdven]

I'm going to call right now and see what happens

[kilonardodicaprio]

*long silence*

...WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT ?!

[rocknrollwerewolf]

Oh my god! I've been looking for this commercial for years. I remember seeing this on cable when I was a kid! I wonder if anyone ever called it.

[DonutsRGreat]

if i called it now would it work?