How can a camera planted on him capture a picture of him kissing the girl? Come on! (I suppose it could be implanted in one of his fingers and he's holding his arm out) ha ha
1. If you were moving fast enough to dodge a bullet, your clothes would rip off of you.
2. He dodged one bullet by ducking. Gravity doesn't work that fast.
3. Why the fuck is he attracted to that criminal whore? He's supposed to be a sweetheart, but he's going for the whore instead of the sweetheart woman.
@TextEffect You're female, right? I'm an exception to a lot of things, so I'm probably not a representative example, but if I found someone worth loving, I'd skip over everyone else. I'm a 25-year old white male, if you're curious.
@GuitarThrasher92 Um. That is not what "literal" means. In this context, literal would mean that a metaphor was used, such as "This room smells like shit", and I acted like the person was actually smelling feces.
Hey, AngellusRavenix. Would you put money on it? :-) J/K. Hey, I wanted to let everyone know that the red carpet event for Michael Jackson's "This Is It" is happening now on CrackleDotCom. Come and hang out, lots of celebs, Bill Bellamy just got interviewed . . .
i love this series. its so funny
jcmsskating 1 year ago
great show!
criticalzen 2 years ago
lol, bullet time.
RelientjaKe 2 years ago
How can a camera planted on him capture a picture of him kissing the girl? Come on! (I suppose it could be implanted in one of his fingers and he's holding his arm out) ha ha
daybird2 2 years ago
This show has gotten stupid. Here's why:
1. If you were moving fast enough to dodge a bullet, your clothes would rip off of you.
2. He dodged one bullet by ducking. Gravity doesn't work that fast.
3. Why the fuck is he attracted to that criminal whore? He's supposed to be a sweetheart, but he's going for the whore instead of the sweetheart woman.
TheLonelyImmortal 2 years ago
Its zombie pussy..... When your dead anything looks ok. I am just guessing, because most men are like that in real life too, lol.
TextEffect 2 years ago
@TextEffect You're female, right? I'm an exception to a lot of things, so I'm probably not a representative example, but if I found someone worth loving, I'd skip over everyone else. I'm a 25-year old white male, if you're curious.
TheLonelyImmortal 1 year ago
good thing you dont have to watch it huh
smokefast90606 1 year ago
@TheLonelyImmortal wowo your so fucking literal.. i mean comon might as well say theres no such thing as a fucking zombie!! captain fucking obvious
GuitarThrasher92 1 year ago
@GuitarThrasher92 Um. That is not what "literal" means. In this context, literal would mean that a metaphor was used, such as "This room smells like shit", and I acted like the person was actually smelling feces.
TheLonelyImmortal 1 year ago
Hey, AngellusRavenix. Would you put money on it? :-) J/K. Hey, I wanted to let everyone know that the red carpet event for Michael Jackson's "This Is It" is happening now on CrackleDotCom. Come and hang out, lots of celebs, Bill Bellamy just got interviewed . . .
CSpot 2 years ago
I am liking this show, screw the haters, it's pretty cool for a lower budget.
JKurayami 2 years ago
So now he's gaining a deeper grasp over his abilities. Soon the dark society will come to capture him. I give it 2, maybe three episodes.
AngellusRavenix 2 years ago
man This show is so cool we want more!
stuckonhorror666 2 years ago
finaly
harry66854 2 years ago
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PhantomLyric 2 years ago
dude his not from superbad
splat00n 2 years ago
that's right he's from 21
aeseeke 2 years ago
yeah that movie was good too
splat00n 2 years ago
Man these are sooooo cool I wish they were longer.
TheGrayK 2 years ago 4
Cant wait till next episode
imjonXD 2 years ago
they have to change the name to: woke up superman
PorsukToros 2 years ago
or woke up matrix with all that bullet dodging...
rongravy 2 years ago
woke up Neo
CSpot 2 years ago
ha, yeah!
rongravy 2 years ago
ok... next!!
tunkeymassive4life 2 years ago
its still crap,
ollieroks 2 years ago
Wow. Who knew?
chiyerano 2 years ago
Nice!!!!!! Matrix :)
04ray25number2 2 years ago
Always hot...zombie kisses
N13nu 2 years ago