Brian Regan Doctor

[pplayer666]

what year is this?

[chicoooo123]

He uses Hell a few times

[Paramecium302]

I don't love this guy because it's clean, I love it because it's the funniest fucking thing I've ever heard.

[WarMachineGX]

Best comedian eva xD

[SoulMetalAlchemist15]

i always thought he looked like my my moms ex boyfriend byut he was sooooooo funny that didnt care

[SophisticatedxLlama]

this is called "talent"

[Pacisdiligo]

Brian is one funny guy! Been a fan for years and have had the pleasure of seeing him live on two different occasions and he was fantastic! Please come back to Kennewick,WA!!!

[andyanderson100]

i am seeing him in ithica on december eleventh

[GumiMunchGumi]

awesome guy

[clclaycomb1229]

this dude sucks fat dick.

[mirk915]

127 people don't like funny people..

[blaster00000]

126 people got cannonball wounds

[TheDrummingUnicorn]

"number 1: do not stand directly in front of a cannon...." how true that is...

XD

[FunctionalRepublic]

126 people ran out of cannon ball wound ointment

[iBlackOpsSmg]

im going to see him live in San Rafael in November, can't wait!

[HappyLightning1]

ok ok...do NOT stand infront of a cannon...just dont!!

[phillipscuz]

you to

[supernoodles12345678]

Awesome

[007HJM]

I love Brian Regan!

[PoopTruffles]

...?

[dewaynecullen]

Knoxville tonight !! Going!!

[coyote7272]

he could be swingin a 2x4 at your head "ur gonna feel some PRESSURE" ;-D

[TheSalingb]

When I go to the doctor (didn't stop smoking),he always asks "You didn't stop smoking, did you?" I say "I cut back. It's like ObamaCare: incremental change"

"I cut back on cigs per day until life is no longer a winning proposition" He generally frowns and says in a defeated tone, "Good analogy".

[fuzzypige222]

i just drooled beer all over myself.......i should have listened when you were talking to me....iM gonna start right now.

[ejmar100]

Nurse: This is how you get cannonball wounds.

Brian: I-I have a cannonballwound. It's gaping!!! Do you have a tube of cannonball wound ointment?

Brian: #1 do not stand directly in front of a cannon. How true that is!!! XD

[Lacrossedude56]

im going to show in DC how old do you have to be im 13

[TheKoodude7]

Clean comedy.. I love this guy! He's hilarious without using any cuss words or corny racist jokes.

[MentalReboot]

@TheKoodude7 ...I agree. Soooooo tired of the "And white people do this...and us black folk do this....etc. etc."

[HumanBassCannon]

@TheKoodude7 That's what I love most about him. Anyone can be funny if they swear or anything. Say a normal somewhat funny thing, toss an F-Bomb on it, and it's automatically funny. This guy doesn't do that. He actually works on his stuff and prepares extremely well. He's epic!

[maracuya68]

@HumanBassCannon try standing in front of 100 people and swear all day... see if you are funny!

[HumanBassCannon]

@maracuya68 That's not exactly what I meant... But yeah, that's the gist of it. It happens. A lot. :/

[Geekpuncher1]

125 people got a list of how you get a cannonball wound.

[passionknigh]

You got a dead yack!

[fuzzypige222]

tall doctor.....

[Manowar4life1234]

One of the best comedians out there for sure

[TheFactory01]

hard to drink and watch brian...

[thegov08]

I think he's funny. But the way he dresses, the way his voice sounds, the way he looks and the way he moves around the stage really annoys me for some reason.

[BillyDreamer2]

How do 124 not find him funny? The entire series of this show is side splitting.

[cwyllie98]

Grab a rope!

[amperro]

How many comedians even use words like "inexplicable" or "carte blanche" in their routine? This guy is a classic!

[bob2pie]

and hes clean!

[MedalOfHonorPLR]

Has anyone realized he sounds like Seinfeld a bit?

[hcortens]

@MedalOfHonorPLR no one has realized that because no one thinks that. just you

[Jiggus12345]

Slightly amusing but no more than that. Poor sad bastards who find this funny...

[Nighthawk661]

@HYPER1241 ya no kidding! some people are real scrooges :/

[admielke]

There is only one problem with comedians saying obscenities--they bleep them out which makes my mind focus on the word and not the comedian. Brian Regan is one of my top favorite comedians and no one know who I'm talking about when I bring his name up in a conversation.

[andyanderson100]

@admielke that happens to me too! why is this guy not the most famous man on the planet!?

[Berrypool001]

I...I already have a cannon ball wound!!

ITS GAPING

[lowsten]

@InternetPoster Excellent post agreed 100%.

[BFinFlavin]

a diaper at 22, really?

[JETZcorp]

Whenever my orthodontist told me about "pressure," I always made a point to do the "fastening my seatbelt" motion.

[mondecello]

the dentist i used to work for said to the patients you will feel a little pressure

[xTJB]

@InternetPoster Instead of whining over the internet, how about you take in others opinions and stop trolling the internet. Say approach it differently implies a change of personality and change in what I believe which is also wrong. Don't bother replying.

[FooledToaster]

@xTJB

>how about you take in others opinions

>a change in what I believe is wrong

Not that guy but you sound like a hypocrite.

[RKOrton666]

Hey guys. We like American humor he doesn't. Not really a big deal

[xTJB]

@RKOrton666 Exactly, Glad to see you have reason :)

[TheStigsTwin]

Brian Regan is amazing! He is the only comedian that doesn't curse but still makes people laugh till they cry. lol

[chataupiano]

@TheStigsTwin Seinfeld doesn't curse either

[xTJB]

American humour is rather distasteful. Look up John bishop

[AngelFluttershy767]

@xTJB

Don't stereotype. Americans are individuals, we aren't all the same, we all have different humor. I am an American, I love Brian Regan and Bill Cosby because they are hilarious without being sick.

[AngelFluttershy767]

@xTJB

Oh, and in case you haven't noticed, Brian Regan is an American.

[xTJB]

@AngelFluttershy767 Urm.. I am merely portraying my opinion. American humour in general IN MY OPINION is distateful when compared to british.

[AngelFluttershy767]

@xTJB

lol That's just really, really stupid. If you don't like American humor, go the heck away, cuz Brian Regan IS an American. Nobody cares that you don't like American humor, as we are obviously trying to enjoy it here.

Go complain somewhere else, nobody gives a flip if you don't like this.

Thank you and goodbye.

[xTJB]

@AngelFluttershy767 Why are you getting so pissy over it? If you were mature then you would take in my opinion and appreciate it. I just threw it out there spread a bit of diversity and compare it to other successful commedians

[killiblize]

@xTJB So? we're american and we like OUR humour! So dont touch it!

[xTJB]

@killiblize And Im not american giving you my "2 cents" on things... Understand?

[killiblize]

@xTJB So? we're american and we like OUR humour! So does it make you feel good to claim your country's comedy better than ours? because that's false boasting and very annoying. So if you dont like american humor dont watch or complain about!

[ariesandcandyagDolls]

do not stand directly infront of a canon. How true that is......

[A2thedouble]

ITS GAPING! XD

[Tra1n3rfromH3ll]

His emergency room bit couldn't make me laugh. This did!

[lolzerist]

at the begining: THATS EXACTLY WHAT MY DENTIST DOES! :O

[authorkaytlan101]

you know which viewers are blonde...those are the 118 dislikes:P

[Housemdfansrpgadmin]

@authorkaytlan101 119 now. But they're not blonde's, they're just idiots. This blonde, Brian, is, like, freaking awesome, so not all blondes suck. They're just the imbicelans!

[Thefrickenator]

117 people stood directly in front of a cannon

[InuNoTory]

"i already... i... i have a cannon ball wound"... "ughhhh the pressure hurt like hell"... lol

[babybananagrabber]

im seeing him live tonight!!

[InuNoTory]

@babybananagrabber lucky

[redfaction011]

117 people did not buckle up.

[moviesmyway]

@redfaction011 how original...



[redfaction011]

@moviesmyway yep

[Eeyore326]

Lolz!!!!

[chico11211]

117 people didn't get cannon ball ointment.

[TotalSelenaGomezFan]

number 1, don't stand directly in front of a canon.

OH!!!!!!

[GirlyMississippi]

i love his humor... the faces he makes are so funny, lol

[clutchmc22]

I'm seeing this guy in Lansing this month front row (April 2011)

[sparrowgirl84]

lmbo im headen to the maceys day parade grab a rope! hahaha

[Trexophone]

/watch?v=_gF7MGzPyzo

[druumer1]

HILARIOUS

[109367]

The pressure thing is right XD I got my ears flushed out once and that is exactely what they said right before I was going OWWW!!!

[ibotah]

@crossofthesphinx Lol yeh

[chamathman48]

lol cool

[joeywomer]

I like the way he responded to the questions.

[Sammyv12345]

keeps freezing at 1:37

[allyndeimos]

'YOU DIDNT DO WHAT I TOLD YOU, DIDYA.' 'no no...' WHAT SHOULD YOU HAVE DONE.' 'i shoulda *listened* when you were talking.' 'WHAT ARE YA GONNA DO FROM NOW ON.' 'pay ATTENTION when you say things.' 'WHENRE YOU GONNA START.' 'im gonna start right NOW.'

[ibotah]

I wish I was this funny in school

[kyle051789]

I have a cannon ball wound... it's... GAPING!

[MrBrebuci]

IS THIS GUI THE GINOSAJI ?

[everysoulastar12]

hey bring it on, i'm good under pressure

lol!!

[mamacans26]

HILARIOUS!! Our household LOVES Brian Regan!!!!

[james15881]

i know how to get it.

[BRUCEINATOR666]

Brian regan is my whole family's favorite comedian we r seeing him BRIAN RULES YEAH

[SACKINGZFAN33]

@BRUCEINATOR666 same thing for me, we're seeing him in November!

[HazerWITHTHElazeR]

He reminds me of Lee Evans only he doesn't curse every single minute

[culwin]

It's inexplicable!

[Rachulie]

i had surgery and as they prepped me they said "you're going to feel some pressure"

and i was like......brian regan.....this is gonna suck

[Nurse2u]

"pressure" lol. we also like to use the nebulous word, "discomfort"

[TheJakak99]

its gaping!! lol

[clayvision]

112 people have massive cannonball wounds

[tehPwnerer46]

"Funny quote from the video above!"

[DrinkingWithTim]

112 people are Dane Cook fans.

[clubwedd]

Come on 200 come on,LMAO!!

[superoveralls]

cool



[jessxoxo34]

3:00 - 3:10 LMAO

[TheKingKarlo]

I don't mind comedians who openly throw around obscenities, in fact I'm a huge fan of Pryor and Carlin.

But for someone to make me laugh till my stomach hurts without saying a single word that would be censored on American TV, that takes some real talent. Brian Regan's the man!

[Joxman2k]

@TheKingKarlo

I hear you. :) shhh don't laugh.

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[MrSratticusFinch]

@TheKingKarlo You're so right! That's also why I love Jim Gaffigan so much.

[19felinefancy]

@TheKingKarlo Man, no kidding! And I'm a huge Carlin fan too. But his style was much different, so I won't really compare the two!

[killiblize]

@TheKingKarlo true dat comrad!

[Alacazam777]

@TheKingKarlo Ever heard of Tim Hawkins?

[CallMeAfterWordS427]

@TheKingKarlo Funny about this comment is cause i feel the same way. I <3 the fact he doesnt cuss like that, and makes me laugh so hard, and cussing doesnt bother me at all, i just think its cool i can show this guy to my uncle who is a major christian and doesnt like to watch stuff with as u put obscenities haha, take care

[plutobrain1]

..pat attention  when you say things.

[highbrid08]

they need some cannonball wound ointment

[MrSmileyPants1]

111 people have suffered from cannonball wounds at some point in their life.

[Balmung6]

110 people didn't buckle up for the pressure, xD

[chocolattaxx9]

1:37 to 2:30 is by far my favorite Brian Regan part ever

[Vittoria10538]

@chocolattaxx9 That's the bit I requested from him at Lincoln Center last Saturday night...only, by saying "cannonball wound" (which he repeated), I'd given him the punch line! He said to the audience, "OK, now you're gonna have to pretend you didn't hear me say 'cannonball wound.'" Me: "Do 'cannonball wound'! Only don't say 'canonball wound' until the end! Say 'cannonball wound' at that time! That's all I'm sayin'!" :-/

[metube301]

hahaha do you have a tube of cannonball ointment?

[aimanfire1]

110 people are stupid

[kman8880]

love this

[manice08]

hes hilarious without swearing. hes so awesome!!! :D

[everyangelcries]

brian regan is a genius

[THEVAMPCULLEN]

I'm the 1,882,777......that's gotta be a good sign

[TheHalokillerz]

@THEVAMPCULLEN im 1,886,397 thats a very good sign

[jes381990]

"You're gonna feel some pressure." "Well alright......a DAOOOOOW!!!!!!! Hurt like hell!!" LOL!!!

[matthewtransformer]

I'm the 1,876,000th viewer! An even number, and a number that ends in three zeros!

[jfachris]

@matthewtransformer you sound like the poeple he makes fun of.....himself.

[larry82785]

brian and jim gaff are the two kings man,far as white guys go,these two are the most insane!

[Cauldren]

When I gave blood, right when they were about to put the tube in me to get blood, they said you might feel some pressure

[peaceandjustinB]

LOL!! I am going to see him tomorrow night!! I'm like super excited because of it!! Well I cant wait!! TTYL!

[Vynarus]

@peaceandjustinB you lucky bastard...

[coreyownz]

#1 comedian of all time LOL love this guy

[koopakilla89]

110 people could use cannon ball wounds.

[sadie46A]

it takes much more cleverness to do a clean act and this guy is way more clever than contemporaries--ignorant people think dirty is funny

[lonestarduffer]

@sadie46A You nailed it sadie ! I agree 100%.

[19torento]

Rule #2 Don't eat Starbursts and listen to Brian Regan at the same time. It's a miracle I'm still alive, but at least I would've died laughing... and choking...

Brian Regan's voice and facial expressions are hilarious. I almost choked and died on a Starburst, when he started rubbing the cannon ball ointment on himself. lmao XD

[Masterpieceman16]

I just met him! AHHHHH!!!!!!!!! I can't believe it! my favorite stand up comedian!

[19torento]

@Masterpieceman16 Congratulations! ^_^

[19torento]

@Masterpieceman16 I just saw Sammy Hagar from Van Halen, my favorite music group ever, live at a concert just last summer. If your experience was like mine, it must've felt awesome.

[lonestarduffer]

@Masterpieceman16 Mine too ! I would love to meet Brian. I haven't seen him live yet, but one day !

[sadie46A]

much funnier than Seinfeld ever was

[19torento]

@sadie46A Damn straight. Not to talk badly about Seinfeld, but I've never even watched any of his stuff. I suppose he's alright from what I've heard, but Brian Regan is the best.

[tonileawv]

My Favorite Comedian!

[saladsaregreen]

This is hilarious!!!!!!!!

[carterloop123]

cummon 200 cummon 337! how can than be

[carterloop123]

cummon 200 cummon 337 how can than be

[xgnash]

The thing I love about this guy is he can be funny while not having to say Fuck every other word.

[StuddleyG]

His jokes about childhood memories are the funniest.

[tfloren314159]

Absolutely...i love how he puts on the ointment! rofl

[Erilis666]

He kind of reminds me of Kramer and Jim Carrey, but his act is still very unique.... and of course hella funny.

[TheMustanglover67]

I hate going to the doctor, I just went the other day.

[juiceboxminion]

"When a doctor tells you that you're gonna feel some pressure, buckle up." xD haha

[Elendieldunadan]

@juiceboxminion My dad loves this episode because he's a doctor and he uses that "pressure" word with his patients. XD

[Drumboy5165]

@juiceboxminion Yeah, it's not the glove that bothers me, it's the finger inside the glove..............

[bubble5683]

#1 do not stand in front if the cannon. "how true that is!" ahahaha =]

[WilliamHBonnie]

"Do you have a tube of cannonball wound ointment?"

[esollien]

best standup .... freakin halarious

[Borgmeister100]

lol when i broke my arm the doc told me that i needed 'slight manipulation' for my cast. scaries moment of my life lol

[wolfenjosh]

Seinfeld's standup is great, but the show SUCKED.

[Koreyrad]

@wolfenjosh Yeah, that must explain why his show broke many present day ratings year after year. lol

[daverunner]

Cannon ball wound ointment!!!!!

can anyone tell me the name of a comedian who dresses similar to brian regan, he drinks on stage and does a