The Lonely Island-I Just Had Sex _ft. Akon

[LXBFAN2009]

this movie is hilarious

[lewst]

30 persons never had sex

[felipefraga17]

que lixo da porra mano !!!

[8S06]

其實還不錯聽



[keroro0420]

有阿肯 那個感覺就是不一樣  讚!!

[ccs96513]

他翻得有意境:))

[danfan099]

wow... amazing how funny this is... especially with Akon...

[fredsnumberonefan100]

Haha hes fuckin dha air @ tha end wtf? :)

[557631ful]

還真好聽

[Cracer1345]

:D:D:D the end of this video xD

[vbn60807]

個人認為25秒那不是靈異現象唷27-28秒的瞬間...也有東­西跑過去ㄋㄟ 個人是這樣認為拉~~哈哈xD 各為台灣的弟兄...不要為樂這些是起爭執唷^^ 俗話說的好 心每看神麼都順眼 雖然看起來好像是扁低女性 不過..換個角度響!!如果今天翻譯!!是各為? 心理是有多大的受傷... 各為台灣的兄弟們^^ 我們不要為小室起爭執!! 讓生活開開心新的!!台灣才會贏 駐各為平安!!

[CrazyVip94]

most people thumbs up for jessica not for the song

[Perfect1235]

fk chinese

[st502007]

那個是潔西卡艾巴嗎??? 好像喔

[dzikapuma]

this is the worst song ever....i used to like akon...wtf is wrong with him now...

[anthonyesquivel52]

Gf Gays! haha Dont Got Rights Yet?

[cutedeedeelove]

i love this song

[omushroom0w0]

阿肯聲音真的太好聽了

這一系列的害我中毒了

我不能沒有這系列阿 !!!

[aa880609]

30秒= =快槍俠

[mizuhala]

@r212425 你要高潮了嗎??

[TheBrittanya03]

love itttt lol!



[henry4896451]

Akon也跑來唱 XDDDD



[hood1023]

這歌詞真的還蠻幽默的，自己一個人都默默的笑出來.....

[harimaoez]

繁中大好

2：20大家都唱有特別意思？XDD

[jinloh4030495]

hahax~~~~!!!!!

so funny~~~~!!!!

[LamBboii]

Jessica alba. HOTT!!!

[PSReldus]

Seriously. I LOVE thoe japanese subs!

[deaddolljp]

@PSReldus those are Taiwan's Traditional Chinese characters, nice to hear you like it :)

[PSReldus]

@deaddolljp Oh, well it doesn't really matter if it's Chinese, Taiwanese(?) or japanese. It's awesome how they sub it! XP

[deaddolljp]

@PSReldus those are Taiwan's Traditional Chinese characters, nice to hear you like it :)

[nay51089]

I love this song.so fucking raw

[RobinKbzT]

Beste stelle ist 1:30 ;D haha der blick *-*

[iEnjoyPorno]

includin you ;) sweet gangster

[XxSweetxGansterxX]

24 people r virgians XD

[MsHater20]

what the fuck is this what is wrong with akon

[TOASTforLUNCH]

Was that jessica alba

[TheSpartan1024]

@TOASTforLUNCH

yes it is

[itssantisanti]

@TOASTforLUNCH Yes

[hataskane]

ching chong

[xXDiesel01Xx]

i just had sex ooooooh yaaaah is da best

[CassieLou999]

she put bag on my head (still counts) ahaha x

[MirandaLuvzTwilight]

what is the symbol for sex? X0

[NoSexGoExp]

Akon - I just had sex (ft. right hand) :D

[Indy096]

LOL

[TheDikTiet]

24 people don't had sex..^^

[Y3R0CC0R3Y]

Jaaa :D

[alex090000]

Germany!!!!!!

[ssebsseb]

@alex090000

Ja man !!!

[Wisconsin222]

Love that Jesica Alba and Blake Lively are in this video and unsatified that's funny!!

[John868]

超有趣!

[HsiaoStan]

馬的爆好聽

[Selena123484]

HAHAHA;love akon Amazing........ i just had sex 3x

[johnnys458]

hijoooo hoi

[GerOwNeD]

Geiler Song, und ihr könnt ja schöne zeichen malen ;)

[madsci1234]

哈哈我爱谷歌翻译 :) 我什至不说中文

[pop90210320]

已經有19個處男按了不喜歡XD

[JacksCouch]

CHING CHONG FRINGPANG KAMIKAZZEE

[a900104]

翻譯沒甚麼不好 又沒有翻錯

不要學到一些髒字 就以為多懂了

翻譯這種工作很辛苦的耶

[SuperMelanie62]

Awesome song :)

[mouselove0317]

歌曲本身就是想幽大家一默，譯者本意也應是如此，大家就當作小品­去聽就行了，別那麼嚴肅＠＠＂

[MusicAndGamesTv]

@mouselove0317

já ne ist kla :D

[TheSOurSweetGOne]

i figured andy samburg was singing lol

[kshs870344]

有人會說翻譯得不好主要是因為翻譯太貶抑女性了，有嚴重的性別岐­視。很多歌詞原義沒有的意思都加進去了，對原創The Lonely Island也是種傷害。

[ptolemy008]

curazzy

[leungzhen]

高清中文字幕 watch?v=CUzY0z66Iwo

[waylong830815]

好聽又好笑!!

[MessiTheKiingHD]

0:24 GHOST !!!

[shadowdemonlord]

i`m laughing very hard at the moment because someone in manderin upload this video.

[YuciGirl]

@shadowdemonlord man, its Taiwan!

[XangelbanditX]

dude its serena from gossip girl

[1233supernina]

lol @ 2:44

[t5858556]

如果我有惹一些人不高興，我道歉，我可不想跟你們吵起來...

對於歌詞部分，我是有看過別人翻譯的版本，不過不是在youtu­be



[wakaul]

i just get AIDS ~　and i feel so good ~

[a256341]

台灣所欠缺的可多了 =))

[DezzyPooh98]

ii actually lykee diss sonqq

[TeddyTheLordLoss]

歌詞翻的很有幽默感 很棒

但說真的 原文:

能讓我離開好人卡的深淵>>能讓最凶惡的處男變成溫和的公子

"我決定娶她了 就那女的? 她讓我爽了三十秒">>>

她可以當我老婆 那麼爽? 我人生最爽的三十秒

所以就為女孩們獻身吧 讓我們勇闖酒池肉林

>>>所以這首歌獻給那些讓我們在他們身上彈上彈下的女孩們

以下是我覺得原文的意思稍勝一籌的

其餘部分都很成功的把美式幽默轉成台灣人比較可以接受的 給予敬意 : D

[superjessicamas]

eewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww,what the hell so discusting,can you change the words of this songs?

[superjessicamas]

eewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww,what the hell so discusting

[Cyril2115]

女的是潔西卡艾巴.布萊克萊芙莉吧!!

[leungzhen]

高清版 watch?v=CUzY0z66Iwo

[edcqueen]

Geiles :D

[cstonyy]

0:52 是潔西卡艾芭嗎!?

[liberty8318]

純屬娛樂

為何要計較這麼多

顯現自己的英文能力強嗎 ?

[quamobrem77]

翻錯了一大堆吧。

[0952037031]

@quamobrem77

他是照意思翻，不是字面上的意思。

[quamobrem77]

@0952037031 是真的翻錯了，不是單純的自由發揮／意譯跟原文的差別。 其他的無所謂，但是從1:28開始的翻譯跟原本歌手想表達的態度­完全不同。 1:28開始翻成： 「我決定娶她了」「就那女的？」 原文是She could be my wife (that good?) The best thirty seconds of my life 她當我的老婆也不錯（那麼爽啊？） 那是我人生中最爽的三十秒啊 接下來的 "I'm so humbled by a girl's ability to let me do her 'Cause honestly, I'd have sex with a pile of manure"， 他翻成「不是我嘴砲 有個女的也求我上她」 「說真的 我才不想上沒反應的死魚」， 「說到這個 我理想的女孩是 玉體香肌吹彈可破」 但是歌者實際說的是： 女孩竟然願意跟他上床，這點讓他很敬佩， 畢竟就算是一坨屎他也肯上， 相較之下，軟香溫玉的女孩真是好多啦。

[quamobrem77]

@0952037031 順著這個邏輯，後面幾乎就是繼續錯。「為女孩獻身，勇闖酒池肉林­」，那段是說「這首歌是獻給那些 願意讓我們在她們身上手忙腳亂的女孩」。我很感謝上傳者分享這影­片給大家笑笑，但是這影片從一開始男孩們就不是「破處」而是「脫­處」。裡面許多的小失誤都無所謂，畢竟幽默而已，但是以上這幾行­卻是失之毫釐，差之千里，讓這首脫處男獻給女孩的歌多少變調了。

[matthew01210309]

@quamobrem77

翻譯歌曲有個難處,就是直翻會失去本來的意思,所以看起來好像有­點錯錯的才正常

[j24631318]

靠么喔? 那個什麼t5858556的

翻個不好尛? 他翻的和原文一模一樣 不要什麼資料都沒做就在那機掰

[Pallezzoo]

Jessica Alba, what did you agree on?

[a900104]

真是的,總是有些人以為學了一些齷齪的英文字就多厲害了,還拿來­賣弄=.=

[rainy790195]

那不是鬼 是一個人走過去吧= =

[JUSTWINMAYBE]

Umm why the fuck r there chinese pople commentimg on dis will someone please translate no wat i think the world should just learn english lmao

[t5858556]

中文字幕翻的不好:(

[danny5894083]

@t5858556

翻不好你自己翻 好聽就好....

[danny5894083]

@t5858556

翻不好你自己翻 好聽就好....

[ferrofever]

24 look at ghost run across screan top left corner!!!!! Omg!!!!

[LynxWinters]

@ferrofever Holy shit this is gonna blow your mind, go check out these things called "reflections." It's like a ghost that looks EXACTLY LIKE YOU! Ghosts are tricky...

[THT1991]

2:27 的時候也有鬼出現

[heaa212]

好聽啊!不看歌詞的話= =

[rossi1000]

I wish the lonely island will make this song in Chinese version

[guera08able]

OMG I JUST HAD SEX!!!!!LMAO....lol 3sec. now thats sad!

[LilRaverBrooke]

any-one notice the ghost at 0:24

[adrian7317]

Who saw the ghost :O

[mgoalie30]

Did anybody see batman the first time they show u the crowd?

[ws02180018]

歌词太给力了

[kil595sdvic]

有8個處男案了不喜歡

[conradkaikai]

@kil595sdvic

笑翻了我!

[ChwJuin]

omg !! did anyone see something at 0:25 as i did ?! 

[msdptm]

ENGLISH I cant fucking understand you

[alex19861213]

0:24-0:25!! 左上角有個東西跑過去

[LF2NET312]

@alex19861213 很好的觀察力 這4個人都不知道 很可怕!?

[alex19861213]

@LF2NET312 配合主人打的  台灣所欠缺的幽默 不懂嗎

[a77002825]

潔西卡在哪???

[y10120]

@a77002825

0:51 就有出現了 綁馬尾的

[africola23]

beste lied ever gell ferdinand aus n.....

[radeknight]

救救台灣的生育率吧~~!!

[qaz314072]

太屌了 我真的傻眼 

而且真的有靈異現象

就在25秒

[fchangsheng]

@qaz314072

是反射吗》？

[chinese329]

真正的RMB 台灣是假的 不是欠缺幽默

[bryantbronte]

翻譯有點爛 建議聽英文吧

[windv2000]

@bryantbronte 不是翻得爛 是翻得較為口語化= =

[bryantbronte]

@windv2000 也沒錯,,,但是語言之間本來就難以詮釋文字底下的含意...所­以很多人搞不懂英式笑話幽默在哪 XD

[yalagogo]

有白白的影子！

[hahahaha1472]

我不懂笑點在哪:)))))))?

[mbubu5555]

25秒那裏後面還出現靈異現象

= =

[ninchenkaninchen777]

i really love that song haha

[dinasor149]

Asian is not like that....

[rayDW15]

Learn English???? Sooo moronic!!! You do not need to watch this video come on there are others. Are you oblivious to why there are those subtitles?Learn social intelligence.

[rayDW15]

AKON DOES NOT HAVE AIDS FUCKFACE

[DestinyTW]

爆笑死了!

歌聲好聽又好笑

女的還滿正的

[yuilis40]

@DestinyTW 女的都是藝人

：）

[MrJustin0406]

@DestinyTW 潔西卡艾芭 ! =D

[635201490]

It really took him 4 years?and 4 years later he gets aids?what a poor man...

[princekushiro]

AKON的臉一直從片頭笑到片尾....|||| 聽得快笑死 XDD

[1337jo1337]

fuck all thoise chineses letters , learn to englsih.

[a900104]

@1337jo1337 And you too(just kidding)

[1337jo1337]

@a900104 right, "fuckall those chinese letters, learn to speak english.

(just kidding)

[a900104]

@1337jo1337 "台灣所欠缺的幽默 haha"

=)

[jig744la]

@1337jo1337

shut the fuck up!! sob

[1337jo1337]

@jig744la u mad braaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[lovek13]

好妙哦!!複製程式碼貼網誌囉^^

[milkeeful]

好屌的歌啊!

[Ashleyzxx]

Jessica Alba ftw. ; )

Tom Kaulitz is gonna Looove this. ; )

[KelvinxLCH]

不好意思我不知道那個黑人叫啥, 不過那黑人的聲線真的好美 很好聽

[lockman825]

@KelvinxLCH Akon

[KKLLOO987]

@KelvinxLCH 阿肯

[Clot1991]

@KelvinxLCH 阿肯竟然不知道....

[Clot1991]

@KelvinxLCH

[paggy33c]

blake lively is da best :p

[135967]

有夠屌

[chengsiong0903]

Akon 2004: Lonely

Akon 2005: I wanna hold your hand

Akon 2006: I wanna fuck you

Akon 2008: I wanna make love right now nana

Akon 2009: Dirty bitch

Akon 2010: I just had sex

Akon 2014: I just got aids

xD

[michaldunka742]

@chengsiong0903  o o o oh luxus!...:)

[Kunimihiro1]

Akiva沒唱到歌還要幫團員修腳指甲

難怪整首歌臉都那麼臭

[hayhaycocan]

厲害~~~~~~~~~

[gianfran2008]

2 people dont have sex

[ParalyzedPolat]

hahahahahaha when i listening to this song im shouting in my room: I JUST HAD SEEEEEEEEEEEX AND IT FELLLTLTL TJKHEJHITGA K SO GOOOD.

[ParalyzedPolat]

hahahahahaha

[toby0539]

好聽!!!!

[naruto455268]

了不起的歌

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[shehan117]

wtf xD

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