this is what you get when you pay proletarian scum millions of pounds a year for running round a field.bunch of over paid retards who are worshipped by a mindless fucktards. i can not express my hatred of this crap game and the people who play it.
@lee1ccx1cee yeah, one of them is definitely a spitting image of john terry, so similar it's uncanny. it's amazing how this predicted j terry's fate by 8 years since it's from 2002... his dad just got done for selling coke as well.
also, the other one looks more like ashley cole, cheryl is also there of-course, and gerrard's slag of a wife, that really sophisticated piece of wag totty, alex gerrard (she even has the same scouse accent) :o
... i'm sure i seen rooney tucking in to a burger too
That's a great character.
jamesemajthomas 4 months ago
wtf what's with the mascot at the end? xD
Spjungen 5 months ago
And thats what footballers were acctually like....im a little thankful they not anymore but also a little dissapointed
Amollion 5 months ago
3:18
giant haystacks?
BorrieBeats 5 months ago
@BorrieBeats nah. Thats supposed to be Andy Fordham. Champion darts player.
TeifiValley123 2 months ago
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE IN JAIL!!!
Calum4291 6 months ago
The sad thing is this isn't entirely inaccurate, apart from Roy of course lol x but its fuckin funny
tonymetgnr 7 months ago
what the song at the end?
BorrieBeats 7 months ago
good idea smudger soluble disperin for a good nights sleep. hahahaha always gets me
8cansofstrongbow 1 year ago 8
This is what happens if you give fooballers to much money
panney3 1 year ago
ripping apart football culture in 4 minutes
dimabbq 1 year ago 5
What's up with the guy in the chicken costume at the end?
mrchoochoohead 1 year ago
What is the song at the end? I've looked everywhere on google but to no avail.
chetwin88 1 year ago
this is fucking hilarious
gaborojo10 2 years ago 2
Just as funny every time I watch it...
NiMur90 2 years ago 5
The "who would bet on that" joke is the best gag in whole series.
gouranga245 2 years ago 6
oh that is fuckin classic, just imagining it happening in real life lol!
spunaweb87 2 years ago
LOL! gotta love roy
balin2k 2 years ago
"we're fucking opened again"!!
lalo6437 2 years ago 3
this is what you get when you pay proletarian scum millions of pounds a year for running round a field.bunch of over paid retards who are worshipped by a mindless fucktards. i can not express my hatred of this crap game and the people who play it.
zatoichi12345 2 years ago
Well said.
MeAlchX 2 years ago
'Proletarian scum' is what really gives you away as the middle class pretentious twat you are.
eezysqueezy 2 years ago 11
So true
jayoori1 2 years ago
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Go fuck yourself, cunt. Were you bullied at school or something? Useless fucker.
pjhrt 2 years ago
Go Roy!!!!
optimalwebsite 2 years ago
how true this all is.
theviker 2 years ago 2
lol at the fingring n rohypnal
U can see her trying not 2 give in
rayblack2004 2 years ago 2
fantastic
Salmon1BWFC 2 years ago
pro athletes r shit role models
adapper 3 years ago 43
This may well be the best Monkey Dust skit. So hilarious!
zenarcadian 3 years ago 7
Ah, a true insight into football for once.
francisozanne 4 years ago 10
Classic!!
MJPExeter 4 years ago 6
this is monkey dust's best sketch. absolutely brilliant.
lutonlutonalltheway 4 years ago 7
This has to be the best sketch.
jtjcp88 4 years ago 4
the 2 footballers in the pub remind me of john terry n rio ferdinand
lee1ccx1cee 4 years ago 39
Probally are meant to be.
kakaze 4 years ago 5
@lee1ccx1cee yeah, one of them is definitely a spitting image of john terry, so similar it's uncanny. it's amazing how this predicted j terry's fate by 8 years since it's from 2002... his dad just got done for selling coke as well.
also, the other one looks more like ashley cole, cheryl is also there of-course, and gerrard's slag of a wife, that really sophisticated piece of wag totty, alex gerrard (she even has the same scouse accent) :o
... i'm sure i seen rooney tucking in to a burger too
RamonAllnightlong 1 year ago
Probably my favourite Monkey Dust sketch. Great stuff!
damo447 5 years ago 4
see PFG at the end haha :p
wallis06 5 years ago
Which episode was this in?
moozeditty 5 years ago
i fink this sketch is minted and if u dont fink its gud then ur a c**t like samuel
ralphy7 5 years ago