Torres Chant

[cfcsteve86]

I have to say, I used to love this ubtil he joined Chelsea. It's funny because now the Liverpool fans have nicked this from you and altered it slightly. Fickle cunts.

[stusouthredbourn]

why are all good looking blokes accused of being gay? is it coz theyre not fat ugly pie eating cunts like 90% of blokes in the stands?

[cfcsteve86]

@stusouthredbourn Same with any bloke who's nice, some people are just idiots mate simple as that.

[kittitiangyal4]

WOW U have no life. When u made this video I hope u know u were thinkin about Torres u dummy! Ur just giving him more shine! EVERYONE knows that Torres is HOTTER,SEXIER and WEALTHIER than u. He doesn't care what u post about him he's doin his job, playin football for LFC not makin lame ass videos.

[sunnywwefan]

Fuck man-u fans there all fake

[jamesbuckton123]

@sunnywwefan a bit like ur wifes tits :)

[vimto95]

this is horrible.

he is so beautiful its untrue.

you're just jealous you'll never be so fortunate to have skills AND good looks :)

[4490red]

Maybe he can beTerry's bit on the side now that Wayne Bridge is tappin his ex. Fukkin ho mos Chelsea and Liverfool twats

[TheRetrostation]

is it not that terry was tapin bridges ex

[sheepy243]

and 100% of mufc fans live in london effin glory hunters

[lukeperrin123456]

no i live in manchester dick face

[blancitosrs]

Jealousy ;)

[mufcdouble2008]

No u daft cunt we are mancs !!!!

[panzerfrankmathiasse]

Pretty funny considering you just lost your girl to real madrid. :p

[jclp1078]

oops i found a mistake. that song is about you. you are a jealous cunt.

[rx88rx]

wtf (mancuniamerchandise) or whatever is ur name

Torres is the best Striker no matter what he was

girl boy fuc*kin both.

[TheBlackRiots]

@rx88rx Agreed, however he is straight and married to a beautiful wife lol

[ilovegrangehill]

jelousy

[rOlfFafaN]

He is worlds best striker!...

-United fan.

[lfc296]

LOL

U ARE SO JEALOUS

[ashishmufc]

Great chant.

[FlairBox1984]

first off...yes i AM american, i have also lived all over the world more than in america. i have friends from atleast 30 different countires and i call football like it is. i grew up with the british. but first off, 75% of you united fans have never even been to england. so fuck off. BrownTheRed....Rooney is a dick, and things will catch back up to him eventually.

[mufcdouble2008]

75% of united fans live in england son.

[Jp4955]

@mufcdouble2008 ha ha ha yea but the its a yank club not english so shut it you shit cunt

[jamesbuckton123]

@Jp4955 hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahah a yank club !! just cos were owned by fat yanks does not mean were yank !! lol were obvs from england and plus if ur a liverpool fan ur owners are american too sooo shut the fuck up whoever u are

[mufcdouble2008]

@Jp4955 haha you stupid prick we are an english team owned by americans. Oh and your irish arnt you? so why do you support an english club? you never said you supported an english team but you cant support shamrock rovers and hate manchester united. Gimp.

[johnbeanshoitee]

virgin19 u stupid cunt.. its our song!! hen jonny goes marchin down the wing oshea oshea!!! same tune which ye stole off us!! the pool are shit and always will be!!

[belzer09]

so much for the mighty liverpool hahaha im united fan and i accept that you beat us .... but come on to go and lose to arsenal and then FULHAM i mean come on what is that about ... your are shit and RAFA IS GUNNA BE OUT THE DOOR SOON !!!

[ilovegrangehill]

you lost t fulham anal and u dint even get one agenst em :L

[belzer09]

@ilovegrangehill so liverpool cant really talk ! at least we are second ...

[TheBlackRiots]

@belzer09 and ilovegrangehill: you can't really talk considering Man u just lost to Leeds.

[belzer09]

well yeah we can as we can now focus more on the champions league and premier league! oh sorry forgot liverpool are out of both! no way your gunna win either ! wanna know why ? coz your fucking shit !

[The11aS]

he just fuck you one more time this after noon !

hahaha

I <3 Torres !

You'll never walk alone !

[snoph26]

Absolutly Top Class!

[kodaltorri]

fuck you, torres is the best

[danielprizeman100]

he is a fucking piece of shit and the video is absolutly true about him. :L

[BrownTheRed]

Great video!

PS:This video is for Torres not for Rooney the greatest forward in the world.You'll Never Win Anything you dirty scousers.

[doubletime6]

jealous all the way! offcourse you mock the worlds best striker...

[virgin19]

As always instaed of makin up their own the manx scum just change the words to our song, real intelligent knobeads

[soulfire92]

Liverpool ftw...YNWA...

[ThomasBrendanDawes]

shut the fuck up u scouse wanker

[EricTheKingCantonaa]

nice song xD

[gto2111]

If one day torres play for ManU he will create a song as he just did for michael owen.grow up man

[Paddy93Eire]

BREAKING NEWS!!! Ryan Giggs and Fernando Torres' homes were robbed last night. 11 Premier League medals, 2 Champions League medals, 4 FA Cup medals and 2 League Cup medals were taken from Giggs house as well as 2 Club World Cup medals.

In Torres' home, his kettle and toaster was stolen!!!

[pholmes003]

brilliant

[gerrard8torres9carra]

giggs probly sold them to pay the ref next season dik ed

suk on that

[cfcsteve86]

@Paddy93Eire He'll win some medals now he's left Liverpool.

[WeeJazz]

@Paddy93Eire They must have forgot to lift his world cup medal

[seafortha]

His neck scars proved he lost his head

Tevez Tevez

He'll never shag a sexy bird

Tevez Tevez

You ugly twat you dirty cunt

You've sewn your head on back to front

Carlos Tevez

Herman munsters son!!

[SummersBeast]

funny how tevez isnt a united player

[seafortha]

he's still wearing the shirt isn't he? and he's still herman munsters son....

[ovleb2]

HAHA you just slagged a futer liverpool player rafa offered  30 million for him RAFA BENITEZ aka CHEEP BASTARD

[hammill05]

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHA, GREAT!!! YNWA

[ProManUnitedFan]

yrwa (you`ll rather walk alone)

[tobythered]

Everton song really...

[united2oo9]

and you'll never win the league!

[seafortha]

and you'll always be a gloryhunter!

[united2oo9]

you'll always be a fair-weather fan

[seafortha]

haha you got to be kidding. liverpool all my life, the majority of my family and friends are reds. your one to talk. i bet you've never even been to a match and you've only been to manchester once. your unloyal to fulham which is your local team nobhead, fuckin couch potato. you will never understand the rivalry between scousers and the manc cos u live about 100 miles away from both cities u fuckin clown lmao...

[united2oo9]

i've been to plent of games, even when I was a child you idiot!

just because i'm from London, that makes you think i'm a "glory hunter". it doesn't work like that at all. Liverpool have won more trophies than United, and Chelsea have won more than Fulham. why don't I support Liverpool or Chelsea if I was a glory hunter?

the point you're trying to make is completely pointless. I may not be a "manc", but I know i've always been a good supporter to the club.

[seafortha]

listen lad, if man united had been in division 2 for something like 30 years and had no trophy's under their belt and they were unheard of, then you woulden't support them. but cos they've been one of the most successful clubs over the last 20years or so and have trophy's, you support them. that makes you a gloryhunter.... thats a definition of the word gloryhunter, cos otherwise noeone would say it....

[united2oo9]

I've supported United since I was 2,3-yrs old... I knew nothing about teams winning trophies, or playing for points. my Uncle took me to the games, and I watched them in real life on Tv... does that make me a glory hunter? you can think what you like, but you know i'm right

[seafortha]

ahh bless. you keep telling yourself that

m8, everyone else is laughing at you. gloryhunting scum....

[united2oo9]

LMAO you know i'm right, you just hate to admit it you twat. half of the people who are on Liverpool vids don't come from Liverpool. are those "glory hunters" as well you fair-weather fan?

[united2oo9]

and why are you on this video? don't you hate when others are on Liverpool vids? bit of a hypocrite aren't you

[seafortha]

its funny to see embarrassing twats like u who find this vid amusing. just cos all your fans songs are fuckin shite, your just jealous of the mighty fernando torres. you got lumbered with that fat granny shagger rooney. choose scouse?? what like rooney did haha fuckin hypocrite..

[united2oo9]

this is actually quite funny.. he looks like a barbie ffs! don't be jealous now son..

Rooney hates Liverpool, so it's all good with me... who said I "hate" scouse anyway? twat

[ovleb2]

dude ur not a glory hunter u just grew up loving united as u said u new nothing about teams or nothing i waz the same i grew watching united on tv and when the chmpos leuge in 99 came i waz abou 3 years old and i would clap whenever united got the ball ur just a pure ledgend

[SuperKopDude]

What a bunch of sad, pathetic blurts you are..all this cos he didn't join you, don't pretend you didn't want him, you will make yourselves look even bigger twats otherwise. LOL. His armband proved he was a red Torres, Torres You'll never walk alone', it said Torres, Torres We bought the lad from sunny Spain He gets the ball, he scores again Fernando Torres, Liverpool's number nine! na nar na nar na nar na nar na nar na nar na nar na nar Fernando Torres, Liverpool's number nine!

[benthebhoy1888]

I'm a Celtic fan, but see no reason to take piss out of a quality striker just cos he plays for your rivals, it is sad and, to put it bluntly, pathetic.

[smoggymichael]

hahaha a celtic fan talking about what to sing

you couldnt make it up. sectarian singing anyone ? haha

[rickymalin]

lmaoooooooo and if he played for rangers?

[benthebhoy1888]

My stance will stay same.

[egouder1991]

Best team how?? 19 Years you murderers

[MoJo3446]

how?

4-1 that's how

[egouder1991]

Win the league, That's how....

[MoJo3446]

your team seems adamant to throw it away

[Smig82]

Best team how?? 19 Years you murderers

[cassidykid08]

And stop stealing our chants you cocky twats. His armband proved he was a red Torres, Torres You'll never walk alone', it said Torres, Torres We bought the lad from sunny Spain He gets the ball, he scores again Fernando Torres, Liverpool's number nine! na nar na nar na nar na nar na nar na nar na nar na nar Fernando Torres, Liverpool's number nine!

[SurfPer]

cassidykid08:

Steal your songs?

We´ve had the same song with lyrics about O´Shea for many years.

Maybe you scouse bastards should stop stealing everything you lay your hands on?

[MikeLFC1892]

The Torres song is longer and was not a piss-take one like this, if only you had him it would be a different story..,...hypocrite.

[SurfPer]

i´m not saying i wouldnt like to have him in my team. he´s probably the best striker in the league at the moment but his song still is a ripoff. and that´s a fact. hypocrite? why is that?

[MikeLFC1892]

Din't hear any complaints about the song from your club, they must be fine with it.

Cos he is playing for your now main rivals in race for title, if people thought he was best striker in League then they wouldn't be deemed to resort to laughing at this.

[MikeLFC1892]

And stop stealing our chants you cocky twats. His armband proved he was a red Torres, Torres You'll never walk alone', it said Torres, Torres We bought the lad from sunny Spain He gets the ball, he scores again Fernando Torres, Liverpool's number nine! na nar na nar na nar na nar na nar na nar na nar na nar Fernando Torres, Liverpool's number nine!

[MikeLFC1892]

You lot would shite yourselves to have Torres, this video shows smacks of jealousy cos he has joined best team in England

[SurfPer]

best team in england since when?

since Chelsea knocked you out of the CL or since you won all those PL-titles. oh, that´s right. you´ve NEVER won the PL

[bournemouthDazza]

i wouldnt piss on him or any of the scouse bastards if they were on fire.

[smoggymichael]

this song is shite.

why do people sing this when we are playing big games like milan home etc.. its fucking embarrassing.

[banishedowner]

if u don't know torres it with da pool and liverpool are greater rivals than man shitty.

[smoggymichael]

can you speak english now ? you thick cunt

[banishedowner]

I did my poor grammar because i was in a hurry to go out.Could not afford to write in perfect english could I?

[banishedowner]

And torres is still a cunt.

[banishedowner]

You shut your mouth now did you? MONG

[banishedowner]

Oops didn't knew you were a manc :o sorryy.

[WarlockUzeless]

Liverpool for life, all you assholes are jsut jealous, if u dont like em dont watch them on youtube, simply

[seafortha]

toerres fucked your defence up. and thats a FACT!!!

[Hookerinrugby]

You spelt Torres wrong you handicap! Man u rule!

[ewfpivot]

ye manu all the way ! but really liverpool are good bcos they trashed man u torres is cool

[AJPuk]

Shut the fuck up you glory cunt.

[jowhatever]

he owned vidic, even fungusson said liverpool made man u look like a conferance side, on thier own ground!

[haymanrocks]

top of the league

and that's a fact!

[lfcsg3]

vidic and ferdinand couldnt handle a transvestite thats laughable

[tobythered]

Everton song this!

[2pacisali]

haha tevez 32 u make me laugh cuz lets think ov he scored aginst oh ye use nd he also scred 2 goals against chelsea dis year nd 2 last year and another aginst arsenal so take dat u manc twat

[tevez632]

oh so you're saying that rooney, berba and tevez is not as good as

Fernando "I only score at anfield against hopeless teams" Torres!

[TerkTube]

that's poor....

[bchick1987]

i think some guys are just jealous of him,to me he looks like a guy

[larney1234]

fuk off u mancs just coz u aint got torres ha ha ha u could but havent and tevez rooney and berba dont come close to him put together

[SeanMc]

Frank Gallagher is a typical manc.

[tevez632]

He scores goals from evry yard, tevez tevez

And he fucks up steven gerrard, tevez tevez

One of his goals came against the kop

He sent us to the premier league top

Car-los tevez, uniteds bull up front

nannanananannanannanna

[8dontworry8]

Oh dear......Look's like someone is offended..= D

Poor you Dirtybittertwats...You've just made my day..Thank you.

[8dontworry8]

You are a Scouser,

An ugly Scouser,

You're only happy,

On Giro day.

Your mum's out stealing

Your dad's out dealing,

So please don't take my hubcaps away

[Dirtybittertwats]

Ha ha this is funny coming from a turk, get back to your third world country you fucking peasant.

[3MissCr7x]

He's half a girl and half a boy, Torres, Torres. He looks just like a transvestite, Torres, Torres. He wears a frock. He likes the c*ck . He sells his arse on Albert Dock. Fernando Torres, Carragher's bit on the side.

[3MissCr7x]

THIS SONG IS FIT!

X

[seafortha]

his neck scars proved he lost his head tevez tevez

he'll never shag a sexy bird

tevez tevez

you ugly twat you dirty cunt

you've sewn your head on back to front

carlos tevez

herman munsters son!!!

[hotassjen]

He's only a poor little scouser,

His face is all battered and torn,

He made me feel sick,

So I hit him with a brick,

And now he don't sing anymore.

[tobythered]

scouse cunts!

[scruffydog34]

agreed!

the best song gotta be

park park were ever you may be

you eat dogs in your own country

COULD BE WORSE

GOOD BE SCOUSE

EATING RATS IN YOUR CONSIL HOUSE!

hahaa

liverpool are fucking wankers

especially gerrard scouse cunt

[seafortha]

HARD MAN, behind your computer screen you faggot!!

[enskiboltinn]

Who's that man from Argentina?

Who's that man we all adore?

Plays with Rooney, plays with Wes,

He's our superstar Tevez

And forever at United he will score

[jayteelfc]

just bcos he turned use down use make up this stupid song lyk. we have the best striker in the world and use know it! he was all over use! 4-1

[Dazzler1977]

Scousers didnt make it up... We have been singing this at Old Trafford about John O Shea for a long time.

When Johnny goes marching down the wing, O Shea, O Shea

When Johnny goes marching down the wing, O Shea, O Shea

When Johnny goes marching down the wing, the Stretford end will rise and sing

Cause we all know that Johnny is gonna score

Class video and lyrics to Torres though. Hilarious stuff

[seafortha]

BULLSHIT!! foreign teams sang it long b4 you, and your versions fuckin shite!!

[Postaltwo]

Si, es enfermo y pesimo. No tiene puta la gracia. Solo es envidia pura porque C Ronaldo es un jodido maricon que no vale para defender su propio estadio. Ojala pronto tengais eliminatoria en Champions con el FC Barcelona para que podais llorar a gusto vuestras cositas, nenas.

[tobythered]

MINT!

[jakobrasmussen1]

Wouldn't mind having Torres at United. He would make any team in the world.

[Jaysfilms]

we tried to buy him about 5 years ago i think, but hes scouse through n through i didnt realise that at the time he was my fav player lol now i hate him lol

[smoggymichael]

this song is shit and its coppied from everton

as a united fan. i cant fucking stand this song

[cookson16]

you munich bastards just cz he trun you bunch of wannabes down

[r3ddevilfan]

scouser are just so jealous but there aint gonna admit it because there big headed basterds

[Jaysfilms]

they have no modern history to be big headed about what fucks me of is going to school n loads of 14-18 year olds saying lfc r the best, in there life time what have they won really? scousers just live of there history they have nothing to cheer about so they think beating united earns them a right to boast, wolves beat us 1-0 so what scousers lose to shit teams often

[909rhythm]

his neck scars proved he lost his head tevez tevez youll never shag a sexy bird tevez tevez you ugly twat you argie cunt they put your head on back to front carlos tevez herman munsters son

[sofianmanunited]

Sing your song mate, but he's been to your ugly stadium two times now and he scored on both occasions. ARGENTINA ARGENTINA ARGENTINA !!!

[909rhythm]

the ugly statdium which has so much more atmosphere than old trafford....

[sofianmanunited]

Good for you that the atmosphere brings them a lot of trophies........

[909rhythm]

yes it has brought them 5 european cups and a record number of league titles x

[Jaysfilms]

lol, fuck all, your gonna win fuck all, your gonna win fuck all, your gonna win fuck all :) let the scousers have there day, they have nothing else to cheer about ;)

[fazzMUFC]

i think it shoul be lady boy instead of transvestite, jus sounds better, its quality tho haha

[909rhythm]

a good song for all the divi pakistani oriental prawn sandwich brigade to sing

[thisclubsareligion]

Fucking hell have you posted that on all the Torres songs.................do you not like the song??????

[fazzMUFC]

i thought all u haters ripped the prawn sandwich brigade because they didnt sing. have u changed ur mind now?

[GaryBarbour]

He wanted to play for the real REDS, Torres, Torres,

Utd said no and signed Tevez, Torres, Torres,

Now he is a scummy scouse,

And when he's out they'll rob his house

Fernando Torres, Liverpools full of crime!

[20moscow08]

good song but lets get the half boy half girl one going

[GaryBarbour]

Agreed, I sing the half boy/half girl version anyway! Looking forward to it in 12 days belting out at OT!

[Rorylfc3]

CARLOS TEVEZ, HERMAN MUNSTERS SON!

[Pennis95]

You Fucking A******

Torres is the best player from the world

[fuyani]

you suck !!!!!!!! .. torres is the great striker on the planet fuck your mother..

[xEFC1878]

everton have sung this for 2 fucking seasons

but that video's decent, fair play to the mancs

[Rochie987]

2 seasons my fucking arse. So you made it up before he signed for the pool and before the pool gcame up with there song.

Good Song Though

[fitty01]

Quality, bet he/she's been warming the scousers up in the dressing room LOL

[redtrebble]

Quality chant, We will defo be singin it at the next liverpool game, we was all singing it against blackburn under the tunnel at half time - Bring on the scouse deluded bin dipper's.

[movienalle]

you suck

[Langleigh13]

fuck your mum dickhead

[Trone96]

get a life

[wetyiop]

ur gay

[btyrrell11]

hahahaha fkin priceless :D:L

[08mcfly08]

i'm a liverpool fan through and through, but that's funny!!!!

[theestizz]

nahh it's all about torres. best striker in the premier league.

[TobyLee87]

Quality!

[OnWithTheFutbalShow]

AAHHAHAHAHA

[RedDevilAndy93]

Awsome! It would be great to sing on the next Man United-Liverpool game.

[WAZZA08]

Lol! Awesome , would be fun to see the scousers agitating.

[101Earthshock]

Lol