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  • I'm english and we do have ugly women, there obviously hot ones but they are always taken... we have a hot pussy shortage.

  • what if kimbo slice heard this man

  • Let me know when Rogan gets funny.

  • @TheJFKassassin LOL SO EDGY AND CLEVER

  • @Sylinic So cute.

  • @TheJFKassassin Take me. Here and now.

  • I hates screamers in the audience.... just fuckin laugh.. why is it necessary to go WOOOOOoo... AHHHHHHHHH YeahHHHHHHHH! Every 3 seconds..

    I don't know... Joe Rogan is the man though...

  • stop sayin the n word... dont end up like Kramer...

  • @jjleejj apparently you fail miserably at understanding what i was talking about. yah our nation is the fattest on AVERAGE that doesn't mean everyone is fat you moron. and besides, fact is that of all the industrialized nations, England is 2nd most fattest, and yall have fucked up teeth, and annoying ass broads. in america they were so much about becoming fat that the hot girls are extremely hot because they try to stay attractive.

  • @cabot2jville2010 I would take my chances in an English pub over an American bar 7 days of the week.

  • @superlou1s don't ever say I love it again

  • Dude, this guy's like dave chappelle in that he is consistently funny, instead of just telling jokes. It's not so much an act, or a bit, it's just a funny guy going on stage and doing his funny thing in front of people... I love it.

  • @superlou1s fuark yeah bro

  • @superlou1s rogan and chappelle, two of my favorite comedians.. i also like george carlin and mitch hedberg. are they good cos they all smoke weed? i'm sure it has something to do with it. america please.. just legalize it already

  • @superlou1s Basically he is naturally funny and requires little or no homework prior to stand-up.

  • Does England really have ugly bitches?

  • haha i bet rogan lost some english fans here lol fuck it he's just tellin the truth :)

  • :))

  • The only thing funny here is that Rogan thinks he has the talent to be a comedian.

  • @Salix800 Agreed. His comedy annoys me more then it makes me laugh. Same with his commentating.

  • @TheAssassinsgreed I think hes pretty fuckin funny. stop being so angry and just have a sense of humor... shit

  • @Jay19912 It's called an opinion. I do have sense of humor. Joe Rogan just doesn't hit it.

  • @TheAssassinsgreed ok i gotta admit that some of his comedy is a little annoying. sorry

  • @TheAssassinsgreed That's like saying George Carlin wasn't funny, he is you just don't have a great sense of humour.

  • @Magnificoooooo Do you know what an opinion is? Just because I don't think he's funny doesn't mean you have to think what I think. If you're gonna pretend that you know me not to have a sense of humor then go ahead. You can't really judge me just because I don't like one guys certain comedy.

  • Easy with the camera.

  • Just curious ??? I like Joe Rogan but how can he swear on something he doesn't believe in????

  • Nah, dalhousie44 and burgfromOZ. It is a Shiner Bock beer from Spoetzl brewery in Shiner Texas. It's a decent bock.

  • @357teto Shiner Bock isn't decent. Its AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • HES SINKING A XXXX MIDDY!!! AUSSIE THUMBS UP!!!!

  • raleighman3000 - sounds like the BIGGEST Toss!! another over patriotic YANK, ya dont speak american you speak English with an american accent. You must be a pretty pathetic bloke, sitting around giving shit to everyone via text. pfft

  • IS he drinking a XXXX- Gold beer??? thats Oz's best midstrength brew :P

  • @LilBlitz116 the thing is I'm not racist I would never say it apart from well before but watev I just dont get it i guess

  • the only reason you accept him saying "nigga" is because he could spinning kick you into afterlife.

  • This guy isnt funny.

  • @3rdfolder: It must suck being born without a sense of humor.

  • Btw I think people need to look up the definition of faggot in an old English dictionary... And another I don't see how an African American person can say nigger but when a white person says it it's racist?!?

  • @manoman0442 nigger is racist when a white person says it cuz white ppl are racist.its that simple.latinos say nigger all the time and its not racist cuz they arent generally racist.so its not that only black ppl can say it.its just white ppl cant because they usually mean in a racist way.most of them do.

  • @LilBlitz116 Holy fuck ....the hypocrisy......

  • @LilBlitz116 That's bullshit. What you just said is racist. I've met more racist black people than I have non-racist ones. Same goes for latinos.

  • @LilBlitz116 - Hey have you ever MET a white person?? they must have been REAL arseholes to you, hahaha!

  • Notice how big of a fucking surprise it is when joe says nigger, then he had to explain himself for using the word. On the other hand, niggers can call us white ppl crackers and its not a problem at all. Listen, niggers being slaves is in the past. Just because it happened doesnt give niggers the right to make fun out of white ppl and think its ok.

  • @edwardvanhalen123456 Notice how when people try to defend the use of nigger they ONLY bring up slavery, and conveniently forget the fact that up until 50 years ago, a black person could be called a nigger, with absolutely no repercussion, while any voice of dissent would be quashed with a beating or a lynching (especially in the South)? Slavery was indeed a long time ago, but whenever you have people who can remember family or friends being beaten or lynched, time seems a whole lot shorter.

  • @TehBlackGamer Forgive my ignorance, does the word nigger have its origins in the country Niger? ( i gave this no real thought at all, and just saw word association)

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  • @edwardvanhalen123456 well ur a stupid cracker.and yes im black calling u a stupid cracker cuz i can do that.

  • @LilBlitz116 stfu you fucking hypocrite

  • @edwardvanhalen123456 you were called crackers because of  the crack of the whip, and look in blacks law dictionary caucasians are not white or free white people. look it up!

  • @edwardvanhalen123456 If a black person call me cracker,I would beat the shit out of his face. nobodys ever call me that,must be only in the USA they say stupid shit like that,cause they aint that smart to come up with something better other than Racist comments.lame.

  • @drohoe1 You're an idiot. Cracker means nothing. Learn your history, rookie.

  • @raleighman3000 IM a Rookie lol?Ive heard black people call white people cracker before(I think it there way of TRYING to put them down).I think your the idiot lol. hammered!!!

  • @drohoe1 What I mean, dude, is that its not a loaded word. You don't feel any hurt , because what does cracker really mean. "You are a white guy". So??? The N word means a lot more, and was used as a total put-down to let a black man or woman know that they were barely considered human (I'm white, BTW). You need to learn your history if you think cracker and the N word are even in the same universe. (yes, I know blacks can be racist, not denying that...)

  • @drohoe1 Ohhh Jesus. You're a Koala-Tard !!!! I thought you were American. Go put another shrimp on your girlfriend while I fuck her in front of your "mum". You smell like wet dingo and anal-bleaching cream...

  • @raleighman3000 My point lol,U cant come up with anything better than raciest comments,I dont eat shrimp unless its of your skank mums back while she gets raped.kind of like how you where made.someone just blew their load in her and ran off and forgot to punch her in the gut.then you where born : ) Chicken wings every night for dinner aye : ) jokN I lov Chicken wings 2.

  • @raleighman3000 - We call them prawn's, and you really dont have to tell anyone your a YANK, your ignorance is only hidden by your arrogance. You guys make general knowledge look 'abnormal'

  • @burgfromOZ "We call them prawns.' SO??? I'm supposed to use your terminology all the sudden? What happens when an Aussie looks up their family tree? They see drunks, convicts, Scotch-Irish trash, Abo-rapers..grotesque...Plus you people rape the American language with you absurd vowel pronunciation habits. Jim Jeffries is all you Bondi Buttboys can even be proud of.

  • @edwardvanhalen123456 Are you kidding. Anybody calls me a "cracker" and I'm laughing my ass off, then they start laughing, then we're all laughing, I bet, cause it means NOTHING. I'm a straight white American man; you think anybody on this planet can make me feel bad with a word? Get real, bro...

  • @edwardvanhalen123456 There's no history behind the word cracker. You aren't offended by cracker because there wasn't a black slave driver hitting you with a whip yelling, "Pick the cotton, cracker!" But there was a white slave driver yelling, "Pick that cotton, nigger!" Blacks definitely have a right to be upset at the use of the word. But this back and forth racism bullshit is stupid. On almost every video pertaining to blacks, there's always a racist there spewing crap about the other race.

  • @edwardvanhalen123456

    You should apply that opinion to your own use of the word nigger then. If you think cracker is as offensive as nigger, which I don't really agree with since I have never seen a white person get upset over it or do anything other than smile or laugh, then you should lead by example and stop using those kinds of words. All they do is divide our country at a time when we are fighting wars on all sides and going through a great depression.

  • Quit your faggot comments. Joe Rogan rulessssss

  • This nigger is tha shitt!

  • i am black, and i would love to smoke weed with joe rogan, while the whole time im just like "Joe rogan, you one funny nigga." And heres Joe: "You cool as hell little nigga."

  • @412BurghxBoi And your race has what to do with it?

  • @412BurghxBoi fag

  • @412BurghxBoi huh?

  • @412BurghxBoi  Fucking with you!!!!! (You my dawg...)

  • @412BurghxBoi Yours is not the first comment I've read that is prefaced with "I am black", and it seems like you start with that just to used the word "nigga", which is fine with me. But here's my weird random thought: what if there was a "black person font" so you didn't have to start with "I'm black"? Or is that racist? I can't tell. Just verbal diahrea at this point.

    P.S. obviously I'm white.

  • hes saying english woman are ugly and hes from the US!?!? hahaha

  • @pugsley141 Most of them are...

  • @pugsley141 english wimon are ugly mate, and im not the biggest fan of US but they do have hot wimon, and most of them go both ways :D

  • @pugsley141 HAHA, england does have really ugly women. at least in america the women are so self concious of their image they attempt to look as good as they can, especially between 16-30 which is when it matters

  • @cabot2jville2010 yea, they are trying to loose weight

  • @serdgeedgerunner the ones that look good already have lost the weight, the ones who are complete fat asses are the lost causes ;)

  • @cabot2jville2010 Agreed. Not to say there aren't attractive women there, but image is so much more important in America.

  • @cabbagesftw someone who gets it, and yes there are some top shelf women there, anywhere really, it's just common knowledge that some places are known to have a higher "percentage" of attractive women

  • @cabot2jville2010 So self conscious they feel the need to eat 20 tonnes of food a day?

  • @C1ayton93 america has both extremes for the industrialized world, we are the fattest country, but we also have onne of the highest percentages of underweight women. there are alot of american girls who worry so much about their appearance they do everything they can to make themselves stay looking good.

  • @cabot2jville2010 America has it's fair share of ugly women. But in America the women are so self conscious of their image because they live in a far less tolerant society where it's all about the "big win". Maybe the women in America would be less self conscious if everyone was a little more accepting.

  • @ickleoli Maybe if fast food was illegal and we made fat people park farther away from the mall 66% of American's wouldn't be obese.

  • @cabot2jville2010 Pft, English women are totally cute and their accents make them SUPER hot. Now English men... that's another topic.

  • @cabot2jville2010 Erm no England has some AMAZING women, as for your self concious theory with Americans epic fail since yours it the fattest nation there is lol. So 'll stick with the gorgeous slim English women and you enjoy rolling your fat american woman in flour looking for the wet spot ;P

  • @cabot2jville2010 there are ugly chicks everywhere. Joe is not a connoisseur, he hasn't sampled women from every part of the country, there are girls in the UK that are very attractive, and there some that are not. I wouldn't go to Alabama look at some skinny hillbilly with one tooth sticking out of her fucking head and make a generalistation. He did it for the purpose of comedy not to be insulting which is a difference that you failed to understand.

  • @cabot2jville2010 On my visit to the UK I had real trouble spotting an attractive girl without exposed cellulitis ridden legs. Maybe the asses of english girls are mutating or some shit, I dunno... Must be the hamburgers and hotdogs. This not even a fucking joke, you'd have to travel to the center of London if you want to spot something similar to the legs of a sexy human girl. Not a joke, go see for yourself.

  • haha the guy filming, "Yeah! Cunt!"

  • Fucking nigger! Haha

  • i love how a joke brings out white peoples true feelings...lol as a person who has been a victim of a hate crime to the soundtrack of die nigger die.let me tell you we have a reason to be pissed..and for the love of god stop comparing other groups calamities and genocides this isnt the we have it worse olympics theres no medals...racial slurs are for those too dumb to make a point any other way.and if your white and say nigger i in no way feel sorry for you when that ass whoopin occurs :)

  • i swear to god i said the same thing. i cant believe they reproduce over there.

  • 2:34 hahaaaa.......... indeed...

  • my nigga JOE

  • Unsurprisingly Joe seems fucked up on something!

  • The worst thing about stereotypes is that people ALLOW themselves to become it instead of proving it wrong.

  • Nit9852...oh come on, you'll only let Joe Rogan use the word? I called my Black friend a Nigga...he didn't mind because he knows that I'm his buddy, and we have known each other for 6 years so it's a trust thing.

    He calls me a cracka...I call him a nigga, and it's all good, but if I said that to some stranger in the Street...then I'll get mugged and beaten.

  • Joe Rogan is the one man who is not African american I would let get away with sayin' the n word! He makes it sound cooler than most black people!

  • We even got a back story about english chicks and his girlfriend! This is a gem, thanks for the upload.

  • DAYUM!

  • Joe's thinks like mewhen im not totally riped on O.G.

  • He is just brilliant!!!

  • his vision on life, drugs and stuff is beyond words, fucking deep

  • hahahahhahahahahahahahah

  • OMG I can`t believe I never knew how funny this guy was!

  • @acemisterxxx

    You have no idea. There's SO much stuff of his online. Modern day philosopher. Just youtube him and go to town. Be sure to check out how he handles hecklers too.

  • @spryguy Thanks but I already did that, once I started I couldn't stop he's too good lol

  • whats up nigga!

  • joerogan.net bitches

  • LAUGH MY F**KING A** OFF!!!!!! Joe Rogan is the shit!!!

  • AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH­AHHAHAHAHA you look around for black ppl "whats up nigga

  • im guessing theres no blacks there

  • @punjabimundia Probably, i've seen him say nigger live in front of black people, but he can get away with it. because he doesn't give a fuck.

  • i love joe rogan

  • hahaha this is funny as fuck

  • ustream(dot)tv/joerogan

  • ha he said nigger!

  • watch his podcast on ustream.tv.....its fucking awesome

  • @crownroyal90 joerogan.net

  • @crownroyal90 And don't forget to check out his character on the hip new show "News Radio"

  • @IH8WRONGPPL ... way to be original

  • @ICIOIOIP ... way to take a joke.

  • @IH8WRONGPPL ... way to draw attention to yourself

  • @ICIOIOIP ......still not being original

  • @crownroyal90 Agreed!

  • @ChelVannin

    actually i think it was the blacks who enslaved the blacks, then sold them to whites

    you dumb fuck

  • Lol I'm English and this is very funny, untrue but very funny.....

    At the last count we did, we had 3 very attractive women, but sadly we lost one at sea.

  • joe for president please

  • @yuptydoo touché.  Danielle Bux is bangin'.

  • @bennysoto44

    Yum. =P

  • Nigger

  • This guy isn't funny at all. He just uses shock value, and some people think this is funny. Kind of like Jackass or Mind of Mencia. No class.

    I wonder how burned out he'll be when he's older. He'll probably pull a Hasselhoff or a Sheen. Maybe a Woods.

  • @yuptydoo "Pull a Hasselhodd or a Sheen. Maybe a Woods." Are you implying they aren't living legends along with Mel Gibson?

  • @Woset

    You forgot Brett Favre, Anna Nicole, Lindsay Lohan, and Britney Spears.

    I'm implying that no amount of fame and fortune can make up for the moral abysses they really are, or what they'll ultimately be remembered for. Same thing with this Rogan twinkie here, it's only a matter of time.

  • @yuptydoo well. find somebody that is funny, have a coke, a smile and SHIT THE FUCK UP!

  • @JoeClipso

    Not only did your typo ruin your "punch line", I also hate soda.

    Like your upload though. I've always liked Space Ghost C2C.

  • so awesome he feeds off the crowd, a real funny man :D

  • @phantomdoodler "piss off, ya wanka" English women are, for the most part, ugly. Sorry, you're all inbred with lizards and the Bush family.

  • @bennysoto44

    You ever heard of Keeley Hazell? Danielle Bux? Louise Cliffe? Lucy Pinder, maybe?

    I don't know what part of England you're talking about man, but the people and places I've seen...

    As Tyson would say, DYnaMITE! =D

  • nigger cunt

  • i cringe when a white person is trying to express how not racist he or she is. you just sound like a fuckin moron

  • @joeratti it was part of the joke and believe it or not white people can be not racist too

  • @hylan0143 thanks captain obvious

  • @joeratti It wasn't cringeworthy at all. Maybe you have to lighten up a little !

  • @agirotil well maybe not to you, but it was to me. why should someone have to explain how they arent racist if they really arent? im sure he uses the word nigger quite often when the cameras are away. why didnt he just say the word nigger jokingly as he did but without the pathetic groveling. he was scared some blacks in the audience would think he is racist. someone who isnt racist shouldnt have to worry about that

  • @joeratti why should some one not racist woud not worry about what other people think

  • @joeratti

    This dipshits are just fixated on classless talent. Try Bill Burr out, though. He's much funnier, and he can keep it "racially uncomfortable" without going overboard.

  • @yuptydoo who the fuck wants racially comfortable. This aint classless talent. It's partly improv which im sry but go try improv then talk shit on him. Ill come watch you sweat and studder up on stage cus u dont know what to say next.

  • @r

    Unlike the majority of Americans, I have no stage fright. If I have no material, I'll just tell them what things piss me off, etc. and then build from there. Joe Rogan doesn't do comedy, he does what Jack-ass does: just be so offensive and irrational that people have to laugh either through being uncomfortable or actually finding his garbage funny.

    Again, he has no CLASS. Sure, "talent" can be what you call going on a stage and announcing, "Fuck this, fuck that" but I can probably do better.

  • @yuptydoo IF you can do better than why aren't you a famouse comedian? Lemme guess, you don't want to do comedy. For me, if i could do something that netted me fame and a big ass paycheck id do it. So whats your excuse? if your better than him, go prove it instead of talking about doing it.

  • @rpsafety09

    'Cuz I'm in college right now, dumbass. I'm not stupid enough to drop my education just so I can go off and hope for a "successful life" in a showbiz career.

    I'd much sooner join Strikeforce, though.

  • @yuptydoo

    and the point of saying nigger is that people need to lighten up

    its a fucking word, its a combination of letters and sounds your mouth makes. the fact that only white people can't say it is stupid. they can say everything they want, but you say nigger and it's time to fight

    the more whites that openly say nigger in public, the better imo. it's time for this insensitive world to grow the fuck up and stop caring about shit that doesn't matter.

    nigger nigger nigger

  • @T

    Fuckhead, the reason "nigger" is such a loaded word is because of the history of slavery and decades of racial abuse BEHIND the word, not because it's just "a combination of letters and sounds".

    Shit that doesn't matter...? Come on down to my buddy's EPA neighborhood and yell out that white people should say "nigger nigger nigger" all they want.

    People like you are tough behind keyboards and internet connections. In the flesh, however, you pussies are all the same.

  • @yuptydoo

    what im saying is, how in the fuck is Nigger so bad in comparison to other racial slurs? slavery has existed among every race and culture but not a single fucking person is as sensitive about those racial slurs as the word nigger

    i can be called a honkey, pinky, cracker etc in front of a group of people but if i say the word nigger, everyone's gonna gasp and condemn me or whoever else says it

    and im not acting tough, im stating a mere opinion

  • @TruNikkaz Maybe Youtube isn't the best place to bring this up. I'm sure there arer plenty of black people in your local area that would love to hear all that you have to say. and no, I'm not being sarcastic.

  • @subtletiger

    this isn't anything new, if i feel someone deserves the title 'nigger' i ive it to them

    its not a word i use all the time and its actually not a word i like or think 'sounds cool' like rogan says. but everyone needs to quit being such PC fuckheaded pussies and grow some balls

  • @yuptydoo

    and as far as me being a tough guy, no im not. i dont aspire to be some intimidating alpha male prick, im just tired of living in a world full of hypocritical pussies. i'm part jewish, i hear jewish jokes and slurs all the time and it doesn't bother me. jews have had a major history of neglect, slavery, abuse, etc but somehow making offensive remarks about jews and making offensive remarks about blacks aren't anywhere close to the same caliber, and it's fucking Retarded

  • @TruNikkaz

    Again, here's another problem. If you hear slurs against Jews, you SHOULD be offended. I'm Muslim, and even though we're given shitloads of bad rep about our relationship with Judaism, I still throw down if I hear anyone calling my Jewish friends anything (kind of liek this guy: /watch?v=Xlwc0mE0lCU ). The problem is that people are too passive-aggressive about racism nowadays. No one has a consistent opinion regarding it anymore.

  • @yuptydoo

    that's because it's stupid

    you shouldnt care what other people think or say, only what they do

    people are going to not like something about you whether you like it, so can we get over the fact that it's not fucking war every time someone utters a word?

  • @TN

    > "you shouldnt care what other people think or say, only what they do"

    >> I'm going to leave this discussion with a profound statement to ponder:

    Saying something IS doing something.

  • @yuptydoo

    yeah if you tell a hotel that there's a bomb in a room or something

    saying a single word, regardless of the use of said word, shouldn't result in the same reaction as the word nigger does.

    

  • @yuptydoo OMG I just posted a comment saying basically the same thing.(only i obviously didnt know about your comment and i am 4 months late lol) FINALLY someone other than me gets it!!! :D

  • @ChantelleLexia

    I consider myself very savvy when it comes to matters of racial relations. Glad to know that someone out there feels the same way I do =P

  • @TruNikkaz It has a negative connotation. 'Nigga', on the other hand, is something you would call your friend. So use 'nigga' instead of 'nigger'.

  • @CaramelMarshmallow

    i hate the use of the word as a slang term

    my screen name is actually a play on that, i hate when people act ghetto or gangster, it's little kid bullshit

  • @TruNikkaz It's still anti-racist.

  • @TruNikkaz this is the way i see it. blacks can take it personally all they want, and i respect that, i wont say it around them, but you know what, by hating the sound of that word so much, they are exposing themselves. if someone knows they hate that word, they might just say it, just to get under their skin(you see they have a red button to press now). guess what happens next? they pick a fight with the wrong white boy and end up in the hospital or worse... i've seen it happen.

  • @renzokata

    agreed

    words are words, you can call me a honkey, a faggot, cracker, whatever and im just gonna talk shit back, im not fighting unless someone tries to hurt me.

    that's the difference. words are words.

  • @TruNikkaz doesn't matter???? it's an offensive word when used seriously, like bitch, slut. Just because it's a word you can say it whenever you want?? And you think it's even better that way? The only one that has to grow the fuck up is you, you stupid racist. Your obviously a white boy that got beaten up for saying the word nigger. hahaha

  • @lcabod

    i kinda figured since this is america that i can say whatever the goddamned fuck i see fit, so yes, i can say it

    and i'm not racist, only a faggot would think i'm racist for saying that people need to get over themselves and that words are just words.

    and for the record, most untrained black fighters i have come across won't fight unless they have friends around so if the fight goes to the ground their friends can stomp your head, aside from that it's shitty telegraphed haymakers

  • @TruNikkaz yes you are a racist. you just admitted it in your reply. And i also just found out your a homophobic bitch. the only ppl that say faggot are the true faggots. and about what you said about 'untrained black fighters': don't you know that also applies to untrained white fighters? Wow, i knew you were nothing but an unemployed racist. Go find another way to deal with your problems, thanks.

  • @lcabod

    untrained white fighters do shitty haymaker brawling yes, but typically no headstomping or jumping, it's usually haymakers or ground and pound

    funny how if i make a point about a race of people like saying "more black people buy bees wax than white people" that im a fucking racist. that's why more people should go around saying nigger so people will have no choice but to stfu and quit trying to categorize everyone

    you must be real bored to be replying to 4 month old comments anyways

  • @TruNikkaz Its not nearly as a offences as hearing people say "n word" like louis ck brilliantly pointed out

  • @TruNikkaz Yeah, a word by itself is not bad. It's just a word. It's the CONTEXT that the word is used in that makes it good or bad.

  • @TruNikkaz Judging by this comment you are obviously white. As a black person to be honest Joe Rogans comment did not offend me, but to say people should just go around and use this word openly is a rash comment. You make it seem like black people just claim the word for funsies and thats why black people dont want white people saying it. When in reality what is most offensive about the word is the past that is attached to the word, and the p