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  • Poor example of Godly Character, yet not surprise from him. Another Clear example of how he has Partiality Syndrom, which God and Christ do not. So then God has not called him to any witness or ministry either.

  • Hey, Joel, you're having a bad hair day haha!

  • I believe Joel Osteen is a natural blonde and dyes his hair black, a practice also known as "artificial intelligence."

  • Yea, I think bro olsteen does a great job at encouragement. Good job paisleyyama for pointing that out. I don't care for platitudes, so I'm not a big fan. Still it is correct God has a purpose in everything.

  • What does I gotta do ta gits ya in a brand new car taday?

  • does he tell fried chicken & watermelon jokes too?

  • @fastfoodclowns OOH I got one for you. What does it take to get a baptist preacher to come over for dinner?

    We've got chicken.

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  • @rodorone

    You wont find help in here friend, you will need to listen to people like, leonard ravenhill and paul washer for real help because they will point your friend to the cross : )

  • hahahahaha JOEL OSTEEN IS AWESOME!

  • Does this joker have a heightened creep factor due to a smile disorder?

  • although he doesnt talk about sin and present the gospel in a way that is complete and wholly biblical, you cant help but love the guy.

    he should spend a little more time reading the sermon on the mount.

    but you cant hate this guy.

    dont let truth destroy love.

    but dont become seeker friendly

    TRUTH BEAUTY AND GOODNESS

    if he submitted himself to scripture his sermons would be more appropriate

    but i dare to say the approval of man has worked its way into his pulpit like a colony of termites

  • @Stinkko

    Oh...you are so wrong.

  • @HotMissyR about what?

    

  • @Stinkko

    You are so wrong that one "can't help but love the guy"--he's false and creepy.

  • @Stinkko

    No love or forgiveness for the wicked deceivers or the false jewelers.

  • @Stinkko This is what I thnk. I think Osteen has one gift & that`s encouragement & he does it well. Ppl can benefit from him IF they read & study their Bibles on their own. A nonChristian will not get the full Gospel from Joel but if he encourages them & they read their Bible they can find Christ. He`s not unlike other 1 topic pastors some just talk about salvation, others end of days, service, sin, Hebrew origins, just the NT, demons/deliverance, or every day topics, etc.

  • and what if that 1 sinner ask Christ into his heart.. then isnt that what its all about people?? the UNSAVED will run from the fire and brimstone preaching that we saved souls crave.... humor is good..God loves a cheerful heart

  • God LOVES A CHEERFUL HEART! :-) whatever it takes to bring the lost to Christ... if the "unsaved" will go to hear him.... if they will be intent and listen.... he does preach Gods will into our life by speaking the positive into existence.... what if...lets just say...that only one unsaved person went to hear him or watched him on tv just because his words made him laugh or feel good..( who is the father of positivity, joy, and love....not satan thats for sure)

  • Someone please tell Joel Osteen *The Truth* so that he may repent his ways, distribute his ill-gotten wealth, and get on the righteous path before it's too late. Charlatan.

  • That was pretty funny xD Calm down, it was only a joke.

  • The problem is not that Joel Osteen is telling jokes. The problem is that he claimes to be a preacher, gets on the pulpit, and does everything but preaching. If you are not preaching the Word of God you are not a preacher.

  • Ultimately what makes people like you is what will make some people hate you.

  • i'm sure his wife got him back for this one

  • I am NOT blonde and I AM offended.

  • @markmmarks You have a problem. No sense of humor is bad for heart health.

  • @rialina1560 I have no problem. I have a sense of humor. I have a strong heart, too. Yet I am offended by Joel Osteen. He is bad for spiritual health.

  • @markmmarks Well said.

  • @McCaskill89

    We're in accord. He's a false shepherd with a content and myopic flock.

  • @markmmarks Thank you! It's great to see that the scales are not only off my eyes. All he talks about is being a better person. He's more of a motivated than a preacher. A God called preacher is going to preach his word regardless if it makes people leave. He shys from it and then makes excuses why he went around the question.

  • @markmmarks Bad for spiritual health huh? *confused*

  • @markmmarks Then my advice to you is very simple, Stop listening to him! duh!

  • yes!!! but this gospel isn,t who make more joke, nither who make more people laught, it is to preach the gospel so that sinners will repent of their sins and iniquities turning to God, every pastor should be clear who is the only way to the father God!!! Jesus Christ is the only way , so let's leave behind jokes and preach a gospel of God's justice, the gospel is not joke or a religion, it is the power of God

  • "If anyone comes to Me, and does not hate his own father and mother and wife and children and brothers and sisters, yes, and even his own life, he cannot be My disciple." (Luke 14:26)

    And in Luke 22:35-38

  • @SpcMedia21 You know that this means you must allways put God before all,but you are still to love your neighboor as yourself.You just allways need to put God above everyone.First God ,then yourslelve,and others.God wants us to be loving.

  • What a douchebag

  • I liked this one and I am a blonde...

  • A subtle jab at Victoria, no doubt. He got that ride home, I'm sure. Something tells me, though, he had to share a blankie with Rover instead, 'cause that's probably where he found himself sleeping that same night.

  • i'm going to steal this joke and tell it to my mates

  • haha that is pretty funny

  • hehehe. that's a blonde joke but joel delivered it very kindly i think. He even said " I may need a ride home today."hehehe

  • hahahahaha this is funny!

  • Way to go, Joel!

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