Road Forks You!

[MystifyProductions]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

In Soviet Russia poem write you

[Undetailed1]

in soviet russia chuck norris still kicks ur ass

[joethecrazy1012]

In soviet Russia ass licks dog!!!

[duranls1]

Is that joke getting old? maybe but...

In Soviet Russia....

[scalecaster]

in soviet russia family guy is funny!

[TheDilking]

@scalecaster That does not make sense becuase the full joke would be

In America funny is Family Guy

In Soviet Russia Family Guy is funny

[webkinzlover93ify1]

In soviet russia food eats you!

[PsychopoisonXproton]

in soviet russia videos post you

[SuperMrBentley]

Roses are Red

Violet are Blue

In Soviet Russia...

GPS command you!!

[robin549195]

@SuperMrBentley That's beautfiul.

[theblacksheep1000]

In Soviet Russia, prostitute pays YOU!!!

[TheGamecube64Guy]

In Soviet Russia, the wheel steers you!

[WTFITproductions]

In soviet russia, GPS listens to you!!

[LanClanKilla]

Wow, their animations budget must've been super low back then. The same house on each side of the road repeats over and over.

[tikiDl]

окай

[jasse85]

in soviet russia family guy watches u

[xXNukeBandit25Xx]

Lol!!

[lpi3]

There will be soviet america soon.

[my3cats25]

In Soviet Russia, bed laid on you.

[TheTrueTank249]

In Soviet Russia, all of you will be killed

Now shut up with this fucking soviet russia jokes.

I hate soviet russia jokes, fuck you all

[AdryenzXBL]

@TheTrueTank249 the fucking video is the soviet russia, gtfo if you dont like you fucking troll.

[jasse85]

@TheTrueTank249 in soviet russia joke hates you

[starocean247]

In Soviet russia, jokes laugh at you!

[PointlessComedy]

this looks like one of the first episodes. real cartoon like graphics almost like beavis and butthead.

[Datlilboi]

press 5 for da joke



[trumpetpeacesigngurl]

What episode is this from?

[TheoreticChaos]

In Soviet Russia, government controls corporations!

[TheBMSpro]

in soviet russia.....Chuck Norris still kicks your ass!!!

[TehFMJz]

In Capitalist Britian, Bank Robs YOU!

[Armix4Life]

@TehFMJz In Soviet Russian we all are racist

[IloveyouLenaKatina]

@TehFMJz Unfortunately, also in U.S.

[likeashitremixit]

In soviet russia youtube watch you

[firebones675]

in america you watch elmo. in soviet rusia elmo watches you

[inflamzer]

The backround is the same houses over and over again lol xD

[villageboyak]

In Soviet Russia, child births you.

[TheLiUDiS97]

In soviet Russia gays are naturals.

[SHKmaster1]

In Soviet Russia Chuck Norris is a regular person.

[LSFDevastator]

in soviet russia prostetutes pay you!

[kazzababe10]

what episode is this?

[oXoWock343oXo]

in soviet Russia little girls rape you

[j3b4c1]

in soviet russia, boobs stare at you!

[impostirevil]

@j3b4c1

Here in America, that goes both ways (LOL). Boobs still stare at us, and vice versa.

[eyemaster09]

@j3b4c1 that would be nice >:3

[Rartrin]

In Soviet Russia:

-Politicians listen to You!

-Toys play with You!

-Split do You!

-Stilts walk on You!

-The Moon/Luna go to You! (wait, what!?!?!?)

-People laugh at You! (Just like in Capitalist America)

-Book reads You!

-Keyboard types on You!

[IloveyouLenaKatina]

@Rartrin one correction: politicians listen to no one anywhere

[LukeSullivan97]

@TheoreticChaos don't you mean "In Soviet Russia, you create God"?

[TheoreticChaos]

@LukeSullivan97 No, I don't. Everything is backwards in Soviet Russia, so God would create man.

[danny6290]

@TheoreticChaos You got it the other way around. It should be, "In Soviet Russia, you create God."

[TheoreticChaos]

@danny6290 Nope, I'm fairly certain I did it right.

[IloveyouLenaKatina]

@TheoreticChaos In Soviet Russia, there was no God, only country and loyalty and work.

[Mcburgerdennyfatkid]

@TheoreticChaos LMFAO

[taltigolt]

it is getting old and this was said back in like 2003

yet people are still doing it

[psycho826]

@taltigolt in soviet russia, 2003 says you

[LukeSullivan97]

@psycho826 that was horrible.....

[psycho826]

@LukeSullivan97 lmfao piss off dude

[GraFFiiTTi]

In Soviet Russia, water drinks you x]

[AnnMarieHuns]

Boy is tht gettin old

[SpaceSmoke]

"boy is that getting old"

tell me about it... -_-

[stratocaster1986able]

In Soviet Russia they don't make shit generic comments about the same joke on youtube.

[ben091294]

"Boy is that gettin' old..."

He had no idea...

[skylar15123]

In Soviet Russia jokes call you o- Oh wait they can still do that......I am gonna go now...

[hodenkrampf3]

In Roviet Sussia letters turn you!

[ejr23]

In Soviet Russia, Graves dig you!

[DANIELEk843]

IN SOVIET RUSSIA YOU CAN SEE ALASKA FROM YOUR HOUSE

[pokemonandYTPfan]

in soviet russia, pokemon catches you!

[ImThePerfectMe]

which episode is this from?

[music2b4every1]

@ImThePerfectMe There's Something About Paulie

[jichaelmackson1958]

In Soviet Russia, Citizenship Apply For You@

[cesarcification]

in soviet Russia Chuck Norris still kicks your ASS 

[CoolReallyIAm]

in soviet russia, i fucked a chicken

[Rartrin]

In Soviet Russia, all the good guys are both straight and single!

[roo0oock1]

in soviet Russia joke laugh at you!

[AcctNo4]

In soviet russia, balls lick you!

[Rartrin]

Roses are red

Violates are blue

In Soviet Russia,

Poems write you!

[sickpenance]

@Rartrin damn that one is original..

[ToTheLimit123]

does anyone know what this episode is called? or what season its in?

[BeatMeNot]

@ToTheLimit123

it's called "there's something about paulie" season 2 episode 16

[xNeo2Rememberx]

so many freakin memes come from family guy. its so annoying.

[Squeaks90]

In capitalist Amerika, corporations fork you.

[InSovietRussiaaa]

In Soviet Russia the car would be a lada.

[PanosGr44]

in soviet russia gots mush you, tzou tzats you.... omg who cares?? soviet russia cares :DD

[DANIELEk843]

IN SOVIET RUSSIA CHUCK NORRIS STILL KICKS YOUR ASS!!!

[999giratina]

@DANIELEk843 IN SOVIET RUSSIA CHUCK NORRIS JOKES ARE STILL OVERATED

[awesometjdude]

rosses are red

violets are blue

in soviet russa

poam writs you

[webkinzlover93ify1]

in soviet russia monster eats pacman

[MrDan2512]

in soviet Russia beer drinks you

[Aston3030]

Soviet Russia fuck the USA

[ajpenguin1]

@Aston3030 u suk thats not cool u piece of crap

[177manchesterunited]

in soviet Russia, ball kicks you

in soviet Russia, toilet pees you

in soviet Russia, tv watches you

[ClimaxGhostFire]

in soviet Russia, porn models fap on u

in soviet Russia, parents love u

in soviet Russia, adhere to the Geneva convention in war

в демокрачической амэрыке абэзъяна твой прэзидент ( ну типтого джевачка во рту XD)

in soviet Russia, u president still man, not ape

з.ы. в России это хунта а не шутки.... ннуууу туппыыые (с)

[MrCooterkiller]

@ClimaxGhostFire in Soviet Russia woman fucks man

[Rartrin]

@MrCooterkiller Whoa! Just like in America!

[psynema]

@ClimaxGhostFire ape? Proof conservatives are racist commies afterall

[ClimaxGhostFire]

@psynema

racist ? cmon dude ur jokes in-soviet-russi-style - its racist, so stop cry my little girl

[DANIELEk843]

in soviet russia violence stops you

[bfstall1]

in soviet russia new family guy is funny

[GaryBusey404]

in soviet russia its cold

[Alexander88882]

смешно вам да пиндохуевыебоны ваши американские и ваш юмор полная хуепоебистика обобоссаная. вот теперь и разбирайтесть что я тут нахуячил

[TheBaddestApple]

im soviet russia...

chuck norris still kicks your ass

[yvgenimalkin71]

@TheBaddestApple lmao NOTTTTTTT EVEEEEEEEEEN

[PARTICLEZXz]

ok ok stop saying... in soviet russia .....

[cheezeisdebombzlol]

In Soviet Russia Child Molest You!

[skyehoppers2]

In Russia, Georgia, Ukraine, Moldova, Belarus, Armenia, Azerbaijan, Kazakhstan, Uzbekistan, Turkmenistan, Kyrgyzstan, Tajikistan, Estonia, Latvia and Lithuania....... well, that was the punchline, really.

[KazuAki96]

The houses and trees in the background are repeating the same lol

[aCroatianSensation]

In Soviet Russia, school learns for you!

[TheRealSIDeal]

In soviet prison, soap drops you!

Copyright to mr Ali Syed

[FireStarDoink]

In soviet russia, Old gets joke!

[AssassinN8ive]

In soviet russia jokes make you

[BoboVicus]

In soviet russia, comment type you!

[Scream77541]

roses are red

violets are blue

in soviet russia

poem writes you

[BriBear112]

In soviet russia, lois tries to kill stewie!

[Theobieze]

In Soviet Russia, Yoshi rides YOU!!

[Rhg898]

in soviet russia, cow milks you

[DrBlueDot]

For fuck sake people come up with something witty and funny instead of being fucking retarded.

[DarkCrystalSage]

In Soviet Russia, Songs write you!

[arsalanche]

In Soviet Russia, porn watches you

[gonotredame40]

Job hunts you, in soviet russia

[uFukedJustinBieber]

In Soviet Russia,Osama Kills You!

[ODSTD56]

@uFukedJustinBieber not funny

[IKilledKenny72]

In Soviet Russia, joke declare you old!

[Gyarretto7]

in soviet russia, joke tells you!

[atariman72]

In Soviet Russia, car rides you!

[KNOWtheLEDGE17x]

In soviet Russia gay people...are still morally wrong!

[burn2ground]

in soviet russia, there arent any soviet russia jokes!

[meltedmeth]

in soviet russia chuck norris still roundhouse kicks you in the face.

[MrYoyo200]

Co za asy...

[efusiongaming]

in soviet russia, bankruptcy files YOU!

[SAW827]

in soviet russia, dick sucks you

[gettinitfosho]

push 6 for FORKS YOU!

[mallyvarGH]

in capitalist america, bank robs you!

[supershadow64ds]

In Soviet Russia, porn watches you!

[cinedreqsascriu]

press 1 for fork

[Brettm12345]

@cinedreqsascriu Assvclown this isn't go fish for attention.

[pre76dator]

in soviet russia light turns you on

[OwnednPwned]

In Soviet Russia, radio listen to you!

[1C9J9S5]

but i dont wanna be forked...

[TheHelloitisme]

in soviet russia, why can't friends be us

[SubSurreal]

In soviet russia you rob banks... in america the banks robs YOU!

[MIKEY2193]

@SubSurreal i think u got it the wrong way round

[SubSurreal]

@MIKEY2193 Ehm its exactly the right way. The Federal Reserve System is a private organisation. Its so federal as federal express. Banks create money of nothing, loan them for barbaric interests and than they confiscate the real wealth: property, houses etc... if the consumer can't pay. Not to mention the 15 Trillion $ of debt the US have.

It's all perfect documented. Google for the pdf "modern money mechanics" or watch on YT the documentary "Money as debt". Have Fun.!

[ThisIsNotPictureTube]

@SubSurreal well done ahaha. at least i'm not the only one who gets it

[8888yoshi88]

@SubSurreal, that was good. I wish i could have thought of that. Anyway, good job. I like government jokes :D

[stevelovesgod]

@SubSurreal Now that's funny!

[Pwnage195]

i thought it said road fucks you

[LeeKuper9808]

In Soviet Russia, Justin Bieber is STILL a faggot!

[Aouitamere]

@LeeKuper9808 you mean In Soviet Russia Faggot Biebers you

[ezh972]

@LeeKuper9808 you right.im russian and i think its true

[CeeLukey]

In soviet russia, video comment you!

[inyourfaceoiram]

In soviet russia, Video responds to you!

[TheMADHOUSE68]

Its not even soviet russia, its Soviet Union or CCCR (USSR), and anyway its Russian federation now....

[athelard]

@TheMADHOUSE68 Soviet Russia was one of the constituent countries of the Soviet Union, and the main one. In America you are a smart-ass, but in Soviet Russia an ass smarts you.

[TheMADHOUSE68]

@athelard xD....

[M1auuu]

in soviet Russia [Insert Lame Joke here]

[TheReperKills]

Wow im russian Cut with the fucking Jokes!

[Plumyplum]

in soviet russia, jokes tells you!

[PlausableApple4]

in soviet russia, youtube watches you!

[FrantACs]

in soviet russia, you kill I !!

[LeeKuper9808]

In Soviet Russia, You Ban Adminstrators!

[MultiDsboy]

In Soviet Russia, thumbs up gives you!

[Akwaduk]

In Soviet Russia, Vodka loves you!

[6blanks]

In Soviet Russia, crappy, censored music videos post Vevo!!!

[ChrisCrisp101]

in soviet russia, you do not sit on chair, chair sit on you!

[pre76dator]

in soviet russia algebra equations solve you

[hahahaha2241]

in soviet russia, ipod touch you!

[donmacchiarolo]

In soviet russia youtube needs YOUR approval to join

[101semen101]

i am from russia. this is dont happy.

[eivis13]

true

[GIRATINAexpert]

Why can I see Russia (Hetalia) saying this?