Whose Line: Rock Star Hoedown (I)

[TexanHimeSama96]

@rinlen002 you, my friend, win. *high fives*

[stevechambers500]

People think I'm a rockstar cuz I have the long hair.

When I play guitar there are girls everywhere.

But I hate all the attention, no one leaves me alone.

When will they see that I'm not the Rolling Stones.

[rinlen002]

must...resist...making...own..­.hoedown...oh crap

I'm not a rock star, but I'm a singer you see

Anything I sing, it's what you want it to be

when I preform live people start to pay

but I'm a computer program: I'm Miku Hatsune!

[shadowolf432]

Oh Ryan, your hate of hoedowns amuses me so! xD

Why does everyone spam the comments with their own "hoedowns"? It's annoying. :\

[Yellow4494]

hey they may be old but that Mick Jagger is somethin else sexy fine British stuff

[chocolateislife5000]

I love being a rockstar

It's really really fun

I get stay up all night

Until my sex is done

But when people told us

That we were really lame

I realized that I was singing in a video game.

[SCO23]

I miss being a rock star I miss it quite a lot

Snorting cocaine, shooting up H, and smoking lots of pot

I do a lot of gardening because it's so superb

Because it's the sneaky way to grow some sweet herb (marijuana)

[TheKorrea1000]

That Explains Everything Ryan :) Haha...

[wolfpac1able]

being a rock star is kinda hard

when ur living in country music's yard

but i don't mind singing to the tweeners

cause at least i'm not anthony weiner

[misanthrodee]

ryans hoedown was the best :)

[mattdabig41]

I love rock n' roll, I wanna be a star

But there's one thing wrong, I can't play guitar

I can't have those women, or guitars on my wall

But I can learn piano, and have sex with Laura Hall

[leeroyhebert]

i would luv to meat them man

[AxelFangirl8]

Oh, I wish I were a rockstar

Man, it would be great

I would stay up all night, making music late

But there's one thing I have to say

But I don't know how to put it

When a concert's coming up I drink when I shouldn't

[XavyWin7]

i wish i were Colin's groupie LOL

[45BATISTA]

@XavyWin7 na you shouldn't 

[XavyWin7]

@45BATISTA It was a joke (hence the 'LOL' at the end)

[DarthMalak1000]

I had to do a rock show in Berlin Germany

So I hired a bassist, and his name was Flea

Now I hire Lars Ulrich, he is my drummer

So I guess that means my singer is Adolf Hitler

[vezina333]

The other night I fell asleep shortly after dark.

I drempt that I was jammin' with the 'Stones' in Central Park.

That dream was so amazing, it really felt so good.

To be rockin' with Mick Jagger, Keith, and Ronnie Wood.

[noyboy125]

I want to be a Rockstar so i can have the fame

being in the mob sometimes can be kinda lame

Now that i am one i find it kinda strange

both jobs only paid me in hookers and cocaine

[davidcrabtree]

If I were a rockstar, I think that I'd go far,

Girls would be attracted by my solo guitar

I'd tell of my sob story; "I used to be a chef!"

It doesn't even matter that I'm actually deaf

[MovieguruThe]

I can play piano, and that is not a lie

I can play so beautifully that I make people cry

I can play very good I don’t mean to gloat

The last time somebody cried I Had to buy a boat

[Breakfast221]

@MisterHannahMinx Nice

[Hot293wildcat]

I am a rock star from the 50's

I think it isreally niffty

Of course in my concerts I was really jolly

I guese that's what you get with the name Buddy Holly

[MisterHannahMinx]

When I was a rockstar it was really, really fun

We had a big audience before we even begun

Our band didnt last long to satisfy the nation

And there went our band called Premature Ejaculation

[TheTitlemaster]

becoming a rock star would be kind of cool

i could tour the world and get out of school

the problem is i think being a rock star would be kind of scary

because my drummer is scary drew carey.

[Tu49]

Being a rock star it is really great

though i don't why people think its not first rate

there aren't people laughing no is mean

But maybe thats because my band is called Queen

[xKankles4Life]

Im in the best rockband

We tour all across the land

You may wonder how we got so far ahead

The only thing I've been doing is giving girls head!!

[flash2231]

Ryan almost did the exact same one as Rock Star 2

[c0mf0rta61ynum6]

Because I am a rock star, I get a lot of girls,

After my gig one night, thought I'd take one for a whirl,

But when I was done, I had to give my mouth a rinse,

And it was because I was doing it with Prince!

[vortex747]

I was a rock star so of I course I assumed

That I could destroy my entire hotel room

Until I woke up, this is how it went

My mother told me, to clean up the basement

[MrTvshowclips]

FUCKEN haha

[leeks1408]

being a rock star can really kick some ass

but whenever i want a date i always have to pass

i say hi to people, they say "what's that smell?"

i just got through drinking, and going on the highway to hell

[JericoAquino]

All the verses in the comments are good, but you guys have all the time in the world to come up with rhymes, these guys have 30 seconds.

[rrrsegmentat7]

I am a rock star, the best one in the land

I am the lead singer of the worlds greatest band

I tour all around the world and see people i wanna meet

And i get more booty than a freakin' toilet seat

[Zggrt443]

I am a rockstar and boy I really stink

I cannot play an instrument or even lip-sync

I can't get a gig but hey, cut me some slack

Even with my lack of talent I'm still better than Nickelback.

[starrbeatlesqueen]

Drew: "Now there's this fact that really makes me loopy; Colin Mochrie is my only groupie!"

LOL. ;)

[RyanMauger]

When I was a rock star, I really slept around

I did it with the Village People when they came to town

It was after that night I knew I had to stop

When I got a speeding ticket from the cop...

[Crimedog3333]

Rock music and rock stars, that's where my heart is at.

From Mick Jagger's lips to Slash's old top hat.

The harmonical sound of that old legend, Neil Young.

To Elton's crazy costumes and Gene Simmon's tongue.

[18002865555]

ryan hates hoedowns. indefinitely.

[mdc2296]

@18002865555 but he is always really good at hoedowns even though he hates them.

[raddada100]

how ironic is THAT? for ryan i mean!

[mdc2296]

exactly

[ytrjj]

wayne is normally good

But not today

[eulogy311]

@ytrjj Waynes was good

[rockgirl920]

hey despite what anyone says...

that was really funny!

;D

[sableyefan]

"A Rolling Stone gets no Kate Moss."

Very Clever Colin :)

[Mysteriousone11]

@sableyefan No you dumbass, it's original, creative, imaginative, inventive, and innovative, geez, you are such a waste of skin and bones. All of you dumbasses, learn to substitute clever, brilliant, intelligent, wise, genius, smart, sophisticated, with creative, imaginative, inventive, original, and innovative. If you do not, then will only prove me right, by me calling you jackasses. The more you say words you don't anything about, the dumber you all become.

[skullsamurai]

at least he didn mock at colin's hair XD

[shadow4921]

or lack of it :P

[mousstard]

Being a rock star it is really great

It's the best job at any rate

I've got an all male band and we always get it on

Yes you guessed it my name is Elton John

[DemonDartz]

@mousstard Loved it haha

[ladyinspectorfox]

I'm just a young musician here playing my guitar

Though someday I'd sure love to be a star

In a couple years I wanna hear the talk

Of all the people shouting that 'I just wanna rock'!

[fairyglade]

colin's line was BRILLIANT! he always puts a clever pun in his lines, such talent <3

[choclytgremlins]

Drew and Colin FTW.

[Xshinz123X]

FTW?

[choclytgremlins]

Means "for the win."

[Xshinz123X]

Oh alri :)

[JonyBoyHache]

Or fuck the world

[Epityr1]

Flip the wankers

[Jonah196]

or uhm.. Feed the Whales? LOl umm. :P

[Debonaire440]

or even "fornicate that women"

[DarkSoldier712]

I love to sing just about any style

But what I'm about say, some folks it might rile

This belief of mine would never fly out on the street

Rap isn't music; it's just talking to a beat.

[munamaniac]

I wanted to be a rocker. It was my biggest dream.

I dreampt of how I'd get, everything I need.

Then one day,I found myself in a pickle.

It wasn't enough, just to play Guitar Hero.

[snowblow02]

i WANT TO BECOME A ROCKSTAR

[SimuLord]

I am a famous rock star with a rockin' band

I've had groupies everywhere across the land

Once I had a fat groupie but I knew I couldn't stop

That's what Bon meant when he said it's a long way to the top.

[guitarhero2991]

i've loved rock n roll ever since I was seven

i play songs on my guitar like Stairway to Heaven

I love Led Zeppelin, i'm a music nerd

At every single encore, i always shout "Free Bird!"

[harryfan100]

i was a rack star the best in the land

i was wanted by every band

but then i broke my hand and became a zero

and now the only instrument i can play i guitar hero.

=]=]=]=]

[osufanatic64]

I tried to be a rockstar

I started my own band

We had a female singer

We were the best in the land

She left 2 weeks later

And we haven't missed her

Even though I can't sing

Im still better than Twisted Sister

[SomeGuysg]

being a rock star is what i want to be

all them women would flock to me

everynight a different one you see

than grow with an STD

[theyearwas1764]

i am a rock star

it really is quite cool

when i see girls in the audience

theyr'e always filled with drool

im getting older, im about to die, its really quite confusin'

but ill be like keith richards and get a blood transfusion

[SpFormer14]

i want to be a rock star it was my dream

i want to hear the thousands yell and scream

but i am not all that good now matter what i do

oh well I'll just praise my favorite band blink 182

[FlippieX]

Collin's one is the best :D

[Magicguy15]

I like Ryan's the best.

[red6645]

great analogy, colin

[breadmold5]

Me and my friends

We started a rock band

We are the best performers

In all the land

But I think that's our imagination

In real life we didn't get too far

Our only real instrument

Was the air guitar

[yathao]

LOVE RYANS LINES!!!

[IJustWatchVideosHere]

Welcome to youtube! Where we can watch all kinds of vids and the viewers don't matter. That's right, The viewers are like hoedowns on a WLIIA? vids comments. :P Hehe.

[inuyashafan523]

how about this?

Welcome to YouTube! Where the videos are endless and the viewers don't matter. That's right, the viewers are like instruments in a boy band. :P

[runescapejunkiee]

VERY nice..

[LariaKaiba]

That joke is so overused.

[div753]

my friend hes a rockstar well he thinks he is

but to tell u the truth he is really piss

he has reached absoulote zero

the closest he will cum is beating guitar hero

[KingdigikeyatoXZ]

I want to be a rock star, that is my life plan

I want to play guitar here in my land

But it all comes down to this single trick

I want to fuck all the ladies with my long dick!

[div753]

helps if u had one

[777BL4d3]

Being a rock star, its really very fun

Playing the drums, I get payed a tonne.

Before a live gig, I'd rather burn alive

Because its less scary, then a drunken stage dive.

:)

[brodie0089234]

i think ryan used almost the same verse each time they did the rock star hoedown

[steeleye55]

I tried to be a rockstar but i didn't go far

I guess no liked my skills on the guitar

u cant really blame the people in Illinois

but i know im better then the backstreet boys

[ElfenLied619]

I'm a hero of the great guitar.

I've played concerts in lands near and far.

You may wonder how I got so far ahead.

Well all I did was bite off a bats head.

[brodie0089234]

ahah thats a great one!

[laurenhooba]

These men are soo fucking funny.

[musicebf]

I am a rock star and I have this real cool trick,

I play my guitar using only a pair of sticks.

I don't use my fingers, but I have fans near and far,

Cause when it comes to music making I am no-holds barre!

[LolaBonne]

Another truly horrendous pun from Colin.  I'm impressed!

[rvonderbecke]

I never liked rock and roll or ending with a bang

I wanted to play country, just listen to my twang

But when my manager told me where to stick it

I guess that it was worse than when I got that speeding ticket

gotta check out my speeding ticket post to know :-P

[AjRhCp]

I tried to be a rock star, but never got real far,

no-one gets that famous, from playing bass guitar,

Our singer has no rythym, there are much better bands,

though it is a disadvantage when your drummer has no hands.

[KingdigikeyatoXZ]

lol

[ud106c]

your drummer has no haaaaaaaaaands!

nice one

[battlebotsboy]

About a year ago I got an electric guitar

I tried taking lessons, but it didn't go very far

I want to be a good guitar player you can see

Though I'm not as good as The Stones and AC/DC

The Stones and AC/DCCCCCCCC!!!

[wierszokleta]

Really good :)

[battlebotsboy]

Thanks, I came up with that because I'm a huge AC/DC fan.

[wierszokleta]

But what would you say if the last lines were: "I am not a good guitar player you can see

That is why I'm playing with the AC/DC" ;-)

[battlebotsboy]

IDK.

[johntravoltarocks]

these men rock :)

[llanark]

When i was a kid i wanted to wield an axe

But my parents forced me to play sax

So instead of shagging groupies in the stones or in korn

Im home alone blowing my french horn

Some continuity errors but myeh ;oD

[darkfiredrawer]

i wanna be a rock star 'cos i know how to sing,

i tried to play the guitar, but i broke off all the strings,

but now i'm glad i messed up, i'm not gonna cry,

that band i tried out for turned out to be Mcfly.

[LupineMoonlight]

That is the coolest thing ever. Period. =D

[darciaseida]

Colin = genius

[Kendawg818916]

I had to leave my rock band

And let me tell you why

All of our music

Just made people cry

People felt like they wanted

To pull the trigger

But that's what happens

When a rockstar is a n****r

P.S. I'm black. I'm not a KKK member. I am 100% black

[livejoker22]

Kinda insulting,even if your black...

But good Hoedown :D

[Ariale]

I really like Colin's verse in this, clever use of the proverb. And Ryan, how expected of him to insult a hoedown at every chance. XD

[drsmooth1521]

i remember when,

i had my very first band.

we were rocking the,

high school in our hands.

now that we've seperated,

i know we wont return.

bcoz our principle had a crush on us and now we're still concerned.

[angeldog1]

Ryan already used that hoedown! lol

[hiblinist916]

Nstink was not with rock

They're all a bunch o' fags

they're really just a boy band

that sing crap just for gags

they have no voice for singing

i wanna kick 'em in the nads

but instead i will just stuff 'em

into body bags!

INTO BODY BAAAAAGS!

[windstalkergoi]

funny.. but its a bit long for a howdown verse :P

[Nachws]

i am an ex-musician, from the mighty 70's

oh boy it was really awesome, the best as it could be

i was one of the members of the rocking the Ramones, but now im recording with Silvester Stallone

[wulfie13jr]

I am a bass player

in a rockin' band

we played at a beach

we got really tanned

we have the usual set up

we have the vocal hummer

we have three more musicians

and then there is the drummer

[ShippoGirl4Ever]

you said we alot, no offence just pointing it out.

[BAARONXP]

Now rock is my life, it's all I ever sing

Apart from all the times when I am drinking

Try doing both and the gigs truely sucked

Because it means your career is totally wasted!

:P

[CuteDepressionxx]

Go RYAN!!!

<3

[Wrestlingprotector]

I'm gonna be a retire singer of a rock 'n' roll band

When the final person came in, he is someone we can't stand

But our drunken drummer got him, this isn't fine

I cannot believe I've been replaced by Kevin Federline

[stupidsh1t]

That one's pretty good, haha.

[Dwslassls]

haha that was actually funny wrestlingprotector. lol nice

[etoileangelique324]

HAHAHAHA

[inuyashafan523]

ya! that's a good one

[SparrowGirl4493]

lol......

[Ansuzie]

hehe nice 1 Ryan