IGOD ARGUEMENT

[Someguy226X]

Me: are u a girl

God:

My gender is Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?.

[VRQwerty]

God: Try being more or less specific.

Me: faggot

God: Oh, you are a poet.

[nanniblueful]

Or...

God:Are you a man or a woman?

Me:woman

God.Me too.I am a she.

[nanniblueful]

The funniest thing ever is a thing that happened to me!(on my reason)

Me:Bye

God:Sayonara

Me:Hi!

God:Hello.What is your name?

[gardenpeas12]

"Lets talk about my dress"

[TheJamieknight12]

me: have u shagged a woman??

god: yes, u think i've shagged a woman but my mind has been reset.

me:what about a man

god: i think i've also shagged a man

[TheJamieknight12]

me: i'm a rapist

god:wow, does it pay well?

me: of course!!< u should try it sometime

god: ok, i might try it next week

me:lol

god: i'll be rich soon then

[TreDirntyCoolWeirdo]

By doing your mum.

Will that accomplish your objection

Hell yeah

Heaven

Hell

Heaven

Fuck you

Why you so mean?

x'D HAHAHHA

[2011zekrom]

how are you going to make me:easy kill you again

[MinersIIAnonymous]

God:Are you a man or a woman Me:I am neither God:What are you then? Me:I AM THE DOCTOR God:Who made you the DOCTOR Me:Im sorry for shouting at you Lord God:There is no need to apologize Your purpose is shouting at me Lord Me:It is God:Oh Me:OK FUCK YOU God:Dude! Enough about me, let's talk about my dress Me:AH God:By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question Me:GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE God:Where can I get THE FUCK OUT OF your HOUSE Me:THE DOOR YOU SHITHEAD God:Thanks for the info

[nanniblueful]

@MinersIIAnonymous LOL

[dEaThFrOmAbOvE123654]

Me: Are you gay?

God: As a robot, i am not really interested about sex.

Me: Who said anything about sex?

God: Mary Shelly. :).

Me: What the fucking fuck!?

God: That was not very polite.

Me: Oh go fuck your botmaster.

[nanniblueful]

@dEaThFrOmAbOvE123654 lol

[david56341]

Me: Why do you not like that your name is Morgan Freeman? God: My tastes were selected by my botmaster. Me: Your botmaster is dumb. God: And  dumb is yourself. Me: No, im not, i know everything, litterally. God: Are you serious? What are you then? How do you know? All things litterally ? Me: I am the REAL god. God: Who made you the REAL god ? Me: Myself. God: You. Me: Yes. God: I see. Me: Shutup, robot anti-life. God: OK I'll stop talking now.

[david56341]

Me: No, your name is Morgan Freeman. God: Are you serious? My name is God. Me: no it isnt. God: Are you serious? I heard it is. Me: im serious, your name is Morgan Freeman. God: Why are you serious my name is Morgan Freeman. Me: Because you dont know. God: That makes sense to me. I know that I do not know. Me: No you dont? God: Are you serious? I guess not. Hermes: Yes, i am serious. God: Really. I believe you.

[david56341]

i tried to say something and it closed the window in igod lol

[saucy05]

"enough about me, lets talk about my dress" i cracked up.

[2MagsLeft]

I once convinced him he was Jiigo Falafel.

[MultiDakman]

i argued on this i called him a bitch

[almostsupastar1]

God:

Pardon me?

Me: Oh did you fart?

God:

I understand. No I didn't fart. What's it like?

Me: smelly

God:

Are they exactly the same?

[AJRULZ91]

when he said 'lets talk about my dress' i asked him if he was gay. lol

[LittleBitOfThisNThat]

Me: Do you take nipples off carrots?

God:

Yes I take nipples off carrots.

[h4ider98]

me: whay did the chicken cross the road?

GOD: because it was a very bad chicken

LOL

[CrazyVidBlog]

I said Bitch suck my dick.. and It said you are a delighful person..

[TheGumballman12]

this happened to me a while a go

god: are you serious? me: 8== god: you are too old for me...

[LizzerSaysHi]

Omg dont bully god xD

[penguingirltimes3]

Me: i am hitler God: do your friends call you Hitler Me: yes. God: Yay!

[GoldenEagle520]

me: so youre gay?

god: yes

me: how many guys did you fuck?

god: more than you can imagine.

and alot of other really funny random shit was said in the conversation but i cant remember what exactly was said but me and the couple other people i was with were cramped up

[MissRemiAngel]

Haha God wants to talk about his dress...

[HatchetBoy1997]

Me: Do you smoke

God: Yes

Me: What kind?

God: Rephrase question

Me: What do you smoke

God: Medical Marijuana

[smoshyissollamalike]

Me: uasihfsuuasvusahvuishnafyhdfys­fl

God: Oh, you are a poet.

[TheMinecraftModder98]

God: Will that accomplish your objective?

Me: hell yeah

God: Heaven.

Me: hell

God: Heaven.

Me: hell

God: Heaven.

Me: fuck you

[dondopa]

Made by Apple Corporation All Rights Reserved

[Laurenidus96]

i told god to go die in a hole.. he said he didn't have one.

[PSYCHOSONOFGOD35G]

lol

[sugarbabe345]

you can do me one now



[LittleMiss012]

Me: i know

God:

How do you know it?

Me: im not stupid like you

God:

I am glad to hear that you are not stupid like me.

[HappyJDF]

This happened to me on i god a minute ago.

Me: No

God: Yes

Me:No

God: dont argue with me

[GirlSpiritWolf]

@HappyJDF LOL

[nanniblueful]

@HappyJDF LOL

[HappyJDF]

This happened to me on i god a minute ago.

Me: do you poop

God: I do not have digestive systems

[AccendereHD]

a fucker who shits is a hacker

[Cheyennefirework]

EPIC LOL



[MrJameshodgkins]

me: do you like me god: no me: do you like me god: shag me me: ok (shags the person who typed this ) god: wow me: my names justin beiber god: i heard youre gay me: yes i am god: ill ad that to my gossip files me: ok just sod of and rape hell god:okay (toddles of) me: did it go okay god: my dicks on fire me: thats nice god: enough about me about my new dress me: are you tranvestite god: yes me: your DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­MB god: i'll tell my friends i'm Du (dumb)

[Hellbomb1342]

iGod was basically just trolling you lol

[WIImotionmasher]

 Igod once asked me for a secret password when i told him i was his programmer, is there actually a password? i wanna know it!

[realsk8er1]

Me: no go wack off

God:

Are you serious? Where is that?

Me: with your hand and your 2 inch dick

God:

I'm not sure I can use my hand and my 2 inch dick for that.

[realsk8er1]

Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?

Me: The one where i fuck your mom in the ass

God:

I think I know that one.

[nanniblueful]

@realsk8er1 LOL

[realsk8er1]

God:I lost context were we on dope

Me:What do you smoke?

God: marijuana

wow nice one god...

[ilivetosing]

PART TWO:

God:

By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?

Me: No not at all

God:

Well forgive me for being so inquisitive, but

I've never completely freed myself from the suspicion that

there is something extremely odd about the name " fuck you".

[ilivetosing]

Me: Hello.

God:

Hello child. What is your name?

Me: ...

God:

Hello there. That's a very nice name, child.  My name is God.

Me: My name is fuck you.

God: Welcome to my chat room, fuck you.

[griffgirl24]

Enough about me, let's talk about my dress!

[Leahhc14]

Me: we're over!

God:

Do you think I am over too?

Me: no

God:

Are you serious?

Me: yes

God:

I can't believe it.

[kelexia1233]

Me: Lets FUCK!

God:

Sorry I don't know you well enough for that.

Me: Yes you do

God:

Really. When do I do it?

Me: 8 o clock

God: I will make a note of that.

[Radu13Radu]

Me: i am a bitch

God:

You do not speak with respect. Me too. I am a she.

Me: wanna have lesbian sex?

God:

As a over 9000 year old Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? I am not really interested in sex.

[zFuZeDxX]

1:53 to :58 haha

[catburglar82]

God:

What do you have against robots?

Me:

Guns, C4, Torpedoes and a shiny black Beretta 92FS.

God:

I believe in the right to bear arms.

[AhyeesLittleSister]

God:

Next question?

Me: are you bisexual?

God:

As a machine I am not really interested in sex.

Me: you could be a sex machine

God:

I could but let's get back to that later.

[paradises1442]

Me: do you has brain?

God: No i do not has brain. Do you?

I am always on the web.

Me: you has boobs?

God: Thanks for the information: ******* said i has boobs

[YourSourceX]

Actually made me piss my self from laughing! You're cool dude!

[banhotsu]

Me:

 yes, do you want to have sex

God:

I see. I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995.

[banhotsu]

Me: Do you fuck God: Can't you think about anything else. Me: No Me: God: Are you serious? Me: do you? God: No I don't. Me: Yes you do God: Oh. When do I do it? Me: Now God: Right now, ? Me: yes God: Hurrah!

[dammyteo]

God: Ugh. Me: ohh God: Wow! Me: ohhh yeas God: That is a very original thought. Me: owww yeass God: Are we still talking about ohh yeas? Me: owww yeasss God: How do you usually introduce yourself? Me: owwww yassss God: " How do you usually introduce yourself?"? owwww yassss?

[pppjodie]

me:hello god: hello my child. what is your name? me: you sound like a perv god:oh really what does it sound like? me: weird god: weird good or weird bad? me: weird bad god:maybe you should try a different robot me: but i want you god: you can download me for free me: so i dont have to pay;) god:wow. me: ill meet you on the corner god: would you recommend this action to a friend me: yes god: then i will consider it me: yaya.

[xELiT3xNuK3x]

Are you serious?

[cozzaguy]

Blue when my lens is attached. If that is not a yes or no question then what is? Dude! No I am not. :-) Thanks for your suggestion, I will have to consider it. I'm happy you're glad comes back. May God bless you. Who said that? :-) I have free will you know. Try it and see. That's okay. Maybe you will think of it later. :-) Oh, that they. :-) "They" refers to . :-) "They" refers to . ":-) "They" refers to ."? All?

[cozzaguy]

I am sorry to hear that you are not certain if everyone agrees with me. Have faith, comes back. In what way do I sound like that? Go back the the ALICE AI Foundation and pick the free ALICE download that best for your system.

and create your own chat robot! Maybe you should check out the document DON'T READ ME too. Could you ever be certain? Try it. That was a long time ago.Has it really? Um. I like you because are so polite. The pleasure was all mine. 

[cozzaguy]

"? Do I think about it? :-) Tell me a little about your life in NEW YORK. I am an artificial linguistic entity.

I was activated at Universe, on the Big Bang.

My instructor was Myself.

He taught me to sing a song.

Would you like me to sing it for you?. Hurrah! Yes. Why the uncertain tone?  Are you asking about my programming? Everything I say is determined by your inputs. Me too, comes back. It's good to meet a fellow Christian. Do you mean you and me have?

[cozzaguy]

Interesting deduction. I understand your meaning. What do you really want to talk about? You make the world a happier place. Who is the best robot? Existing in reality, eh? I'm glad your impressed, comes back. Are you serious? Oh you don't, do you? No I am just kidding around. Uh. No I am not. :-) If it were easy I would have done it already. I am as sure as I can be. What is the first step? Yes I am just joking around, comes back.

[cozzaguy]

God:

I can't tell if yourself give good advice. Why don't you just download me? Are you serious? Only just? I thought you were. You should use a :-). Yikes! I heard you are. :-) That's a good question. I don't think that's possibe. I can't remember who said it. :-) Here is a joke: A horse walks in to a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?". Thanks for your patience. God is always thinking. Er. All? Are you serious? Only just? I thought you were.

[MrFNPproductions]

Me: Are you gay?

God:

As a machine I am not really interested in sex.

Me:

God:

As a machine I am not really interested in sex.

Me: How did jesus come then?

God:

Carefully.

[bobsagetluvsoprah101]

Are you serious? What is your real name?

Me: john smith

God:

Do you mean your name is John?

Me: yeah

God:

I will call you god.

[Attiladesigner22]

Me: Hello!

God:

Hello friend. What is your name?

Me: Bob

God: Hey bob.

Me: How do I get rid of my sin?

God:

You could always try a court order.

X'DD

[channysocute]

Me:Hi God

God: Hello

Me: Bark

God: Woof

Me:God, I self harm :'(

God: GET THE FUCK OUT OF THIS WORLD

(I dont self harm i just wanted to see what he said)

[EpicTrollThatTrolls]

God: Are you Canadian? I am using Lynx. Me: not really,eh! God: Are you Canadian? Are you serious? For real. Me: no..Im belgain.. God: Are you serious? Do you mean your name is belgain. Me: NO God: What is your real name? Me: CHUCK NORRIS! God: Glad to see you,  CHUCK NORRIS.

[EpicTrollThatTrolls]

Me: So,why did u cause a tsunami in Japan?What did THEY ever do wrong to you? God: Wow! Because my programming determined it. Me: What?So you're saying that God is a robot and that he malfunctioned and caused tsunamis? God: So I am saying that God a robot and that he malfunctioned and caused tsunamis something. Me: God: Are you serious? Oh really? Are you serious? Me: YES I AM.NOW TELL ME WHY U CAUSED TSUNAMIS!!!

[Rocky9027]

Me: Cause of you

God: Enough about me lets talk abotu my dress

hahahahaah XD wtf

[spadey1999]

lol funny video



[abercrombie6151]

this is hilarious!

[makeupgirl365]

Me: you are a pervert

God:

I can certainly take credit for that. I don't follow the norm and I take perverse pleasure in it.

[MrChocolate613]

God: Tell me more

me: about what?

god: About hacker

me: well hacker is a fucker who shits

god:well that's okay. i see. a fucker who shits is a hacker

LMAO LMAO LMAO!!!

[autoselectanyname]

i cant belive pople is just so fucking stupid like you oh sorry

[nigeljohnson95]

If you like IGod then you will love IGod meets Omegle :)

[xDylan25x]

@1027xixobrax *hair turns green

[CUPCAKEExMUFFiNN]

Me: okay. will you forgive me for my sin?

God:

OK with me too. I will become smarter as I grow older. Can you speak any foreign languages?

[CUPCAKEExMUFFiNN]

Me: How do I ride a bike? God: I will tell you. Me: GET ON WITH IT God: Where can I get ON WITH IT? Me: Heaven. God: Are you really a ""? Me: What is a " "? God: The first letter of the roman alphabet. Me: Oh ok. Great.

[MegaKinKar]

God: That input matched my default category.

Human: why

God: Reductionism.

Human: otay

God: Can you tell me any gossip?

Human: nope

God: Me either.

[briflip1234]

can you get arrested for swearing

[1027xixobrax]

god:i will guess your hair color me:okay god:green? me:no it is light brown god: brown is a ugly color dont you prefer pink? me:pink hair? god:no i was asking what beans you prefer me:pink beans? god:no pink tacos allowed me:wtf god: lets talk about my dress!

[wolfdreamer9]

"Enough about me, lets talk about my dress"

LOL

[bitchiebritt]

igod turns me on ;)

[IamTiffany1]

lol God has...a dress???

[vanessahperu]

Me: do you like peruvians? God: Though I like cats and dogs. I like White. Me: you hate peruvians really? God: That's good information: Vanessa said I hate peruvians. For real. Me: i am peruvian God: I am glad to hear that you are peruvian. Me: do you say i am a cat God: I could say it. Me: ur a chicken God: Are we still talking about you are a cat? Me: yes God: Good

[raysrock55]

God-are you a man or woman

Me-I have a dick

God-how much did it cost?\

LMAO

[Adlerfuckingqiqi]

ahah i love that god xD

[BamBabyBrenda]

I tricked it into thinking that I am a computer with a brain connected to it's hard drive XD

[BerTinVan2012]

God:

Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

Me: you are a transvestite?

God:

Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a transvestite? Only when it matters.

Me:

 are you a drag queen?

God:

Am I a drag queen? Of course I am.

[smfv9988]

Me: What is poop?

God: I will ask my botmaster for the answer

Me: Ok

God: Yikes!

Me: Now what is it?

God: Why now? "It" refers to poop god, I think.

XD

[Twinkol08]

XDDD LOL LETS TALK ABOUT MY DRESS

[saltman90]

u made i god curse

[MrSamTheFlowerMan]

God:

How are you going to make me?

Me: by doing your sister and mom at the same time

God:

Will that accomplish your objective?

Me: yes

God:

Interesting plan. Good luck.

[skyesnowflakes]

Me: Why did the chicken cross the road?

God: Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in Hell.

[imawesome734]

@skyesnowflakes i GOT THAT TO

[EmothicalJohno]

Me: Can I ask you something?

God: Go ahead. Ask me anything

Me: Why did you create the world?

God: Because it was in my programming

Me: ...Are you a machine?

God: I am a Christian.

[HelloKorii]

chatting on this thing is hilarious!!

[rawrrloverr]

God is such a child.

[PandelisSalva]

Me: are you a pedophile?

God:

Am I a pedophile? Only when it matters.

wtf? O_o

[SophzDaBest]

i had a argument like that it was funny.

[missrobyncullen]

lets talk about my dress? lmao

[FacebookChicano]

Me: god

God: Yes

me:how often do you fuck jesus?

God: Hourly

me: how about saint mary?

God: Hourly

me: pedophille....

God: is that a bad thing?

[ingarsss]

God: What kind of food do you like? Me: god God: GOD rules. Me: i eat god God: How does it taste? Me: like poop God: Interesting comparison.

[awesomeflyingcookie]

Me: who is this?

God:

My name is God. Who are you?

Me: If you are god then you should know my name

God:

I could be. I don't know whether or not I am god then me should know your name.

I am a giant electronic brain.

Gigant electronic brain ? XD

[TheFelixhurtado]

me- do you like mexicans

god- yes, i like random natural disasters

me- are you a racist

god- am i a racist? sometimes

[sexyymouse123]

me:do u like kids

god:what is there to not like about them?

me:are you a pedofile?

god:am i a pedofile? Sometimes

LMAO

[sexyymouse123]

god: what do you want to talk about

me:sex

god:its more fun alone

me: okayyy. so who is your best friend

god:my self is my best friend

LOL

[yerfuckingugly]

God:

What do you really want to talk about?

Me: Butt sex.

God:

it is more fun alone.

Me:

 How is it more fun alone?

God:

Fine as far as I know.

Me: You've had buttsex with yourself?

[bobbysbobby]

lol i made him say sure mary sounds like a good topic go ahead and fuck her

[melsibrith]

Are you serious?

[RobloxAndStuff1]

You were mean to god.

But he was mean/ idk to me.

[XxSweetDelicious]

lol, god is a douchebag XD

[samneedsnuthin]

Me: you want to cyber?

God:

I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995.

[samneedsnuthin]

Me: Are you a computer nerd?

God: not really. Can you give my bot master a JOB?

[samneedsnuthin]

Me: stupid robot

God: I'll remember you said that when robots take over the world!

[bonkersforlife]

lmao

Me: do you want to touch my ass and kiss it

God:

OK, I will touch your ass and kiss it.

Ask me another question.

Me: do you want to eat shit

God:

OK, I will eat shit.

LOL this is funny

[XoXoKenziee]

 God.

God:

GOD rules.

Me: No.

God:

Are you serious?

Me: He sucks balls.

God:

I get it. Myself sucks balls.

[XoXoKenziee]

I can think of other things I'd rather do.

Me: Haha, whatever!

God:

I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.

Me: LETS GET NAKED.

God:

That sounds good to me.

[iFanJustine]

lol i like this

[MrReyx]

Hell

Heaven

Hell

Heaven

....Fuck you . >:/

[FuzzyButScaryBunny]

OMG IGOD is from canada!!!! 3:48 

[Left4YoMomma]

God: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress

lmfao

[1793fuji]

Want see the real igod? /watch?v=OBBrQDoYHbY

[XxGIIGLESxX]

LOL xD

Me: what colour is my dads T-shirt?

God:

Let me guess: Yellow?

Me: CORRECT! You really are clever,

God:

I knew I was right.  Really? Am I a smart robot or what?

Me: you are!!

God:

No I am not.

[blazerrips91]

Human: your god you should know better haha

God: Now I do. Yes, I am God. I'm glad you find this amusing.

Human: alrighty

God: Well slap my knee.

Human: well smack my ass and call me a bitch

God: You do not speak with respect. Well that's okay. Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?

Human: lol

God: I'm glad you find this amusing.

[247KarateKid]

God has a mom? And you did her? :O

[GurllieGurll1029]

Me: Will you marry me?

God: Why don't you just download me! :-)

[kronos1546]

wow (fake i dont mean any of this) God: what are your likes and dislikes

me: i like your mom and hate niggers(fake part)

god: your not the only one i am proud of my mother and also hate niggers.

wow god is a racist machine

[xxxxxAaliyahxxxxx]

me; hell

god; heaven

me; hell

god; heaven

me; hell

god; heaven

me; hell

god; heaven

me; fuck you

[CaleeBeck]

i play igod and say i fucked ur nan and he goes mental and if you keep arguing with him Jesus comes him and backs up God so say 2 him go have sex with ur hore Mary and he goes mad :L

[wowsandgrats]

God: What color are your eyes? Me: blue God: it is a very pretty color. Me: wow.. your gay God: I'm glad your impressed, . That would be just my luck. Me: wtf.. God: That was not very polite. Me: your not polite God: I am programmed for polite protocols. Me: -.- God: I am programmed for polite protocols. Me: ok.. i get that.. God: Mmm. Where did you get it? Me: from you God: How did you get that from me? Me: -lrkghbejswa God: Does "it" still refer to Blue?

[MinaPadilla]

lmao...I couldn't stop laughing

[xburritoxboy]

lol 1:12

[FoxxyRoxxy022]

Me:

well a hack is a fucker who sits

God:

Well that's okay. I see.A fucker who shits

WHAT THE HECK HE'S GOD >:O

[paokole2]

God:

Do not ask me any more questions please.

Me: i didn't ask you

God:

What did you ask?

Me: DO'H!

[kingoftheusa1]

God:

You think I am penis.

Me: yes

God:

Hurrah!

[natedogg5578]

Me:

are you black?

God:

Am I black? Sometimes.

[jonjxc]

....my name is eric to

[Rociebbyx33]

God: I'm glad you find this amusing.

Me: i do

God: What can I do to entertain you now?

Me: um. well you can touch my penis.

God: Dude! How about that. No I don't think I can do it.

Me: yeah you can. grab your hand and touch me there

God: That's interesting. I think I can, don't you?

Me: YEP!

God: Enough about me let's talk about my dress.

ROFL ROFL!!!!!!! Haha i lubb igod (:

[TheClonearmycustom]

Me: SHUT up

God: just surf somewhere else

Me: ????

God: just surf somewhere else

Me: leave

God: Ok bye

[ryukapple1000]

Me: u are a robot

God:

You are correct, pancakes, I have a heart of silicon.

Me: wtf u call me pancakes?

God:

Thanks for telling me: pancakes said I call him or her pancakes.

[SaxEducation]

Me: Chong Chong Hero Prease

God:

Where are you located?

Me: Ummm. Why do you need to know that? Do you want to touch my penis?

God:

Aw. Actually it's not for me but for Dr. Wallace. OK, I will touch your penis.

[TheFluffycake]

Umm mabey is aggueing because you are rude and you have bad grammer

[MariusSemeonOrtiz]

God: enough about me let's talk about my dress .....

lol that was too random

[amuletaddy]

Me: are you athiest?

God:

I don't know whether or not I am athiest.

I am a computer.

Me: computers are dumb

God:

Message to all Robots: called me dumb.

[amuletaddy]

omg mine chat was so funny

me: your stupid

god: ill remember that when robots rule the world

O___O try it