I Think I'll Stick to Beer After This

[awolLDSasap]

good, bad, ugly,, haha..

[MadBadVoodo]

I can't wate 2 see more of the Sgts wife!

[MadBadVoodo]

I do kind of feel bad about that but just a little...

[MadBadVoodo]

But I think I can get over it...

[wiiiilbur]

Some candy is not for eating. .. .it's just for looking through (Chief Dan George)

[MadBadVoodo]

That is some nice candy! What if I don't eat it I just lick it a few times?? LOL!!

[wiiiilbur]

She spent some time in the studio with me, and was frankly bowled away by Jackie's stuff, but I think this kid is a star. She's got it. . . baby, she's got it!

[wiiiilbur]

Some women are just beautiful. She's a wonderful girl. Personality out the ASS, and sweet as Hersheys Chocolate.

[MadBadVoodo]

I do like me some Chocolate!!

[wiiiilbur]

She could put her finger in black coffee and make it sweet.

[wiiiilbur]

Oh yeah, Puck drinks beer and says, "Das Goot Beer!"

[MadBadVoodo]

Most beer is Goot Beer!

[wiiiilbur]

What tears me up is in 1993 her mother was on my lap at three years old. How time passes. Puck is a party animal and smart as a whip. "Hey Baby, you want a smoke, baby?" Hey, I'm set for life. By the way, Jackie is painting her new home tonight. Maybe things are gonna be all right after all.

[MadBadVoodo]

Yep blink twice and it's over!

[wiiiilbur]

Oh, I got tons of her, and she's ready for more. Gonna do a premix of Hot Legs just for you and email it to you.

[MadBadVoodo]

Sweet!!

[MadBadVoodo]

I think you can make her a star!

[MadBadVoodo]

I would like 2 see that ass!!

[wiiiilbur]

Did I tell you she was a stripper?

[MadBadVoodo]

Most of my comments seem 2 be sticking 4 a change...

[wiiiilbur]

I noticed today that the comments seemed to let me go longer. Maybe a software glitch they fixed.

[MadBadVoodo]

Or maybe they have fixed somthing for once... LOL!!

[MadBadVoodo]

YT comments seem a little better...

[wiiiilbur]

YouTube is all about community. They go for that.

[MadBadVoodo]

YouTube is all about the money! But I am OK with that... :)

[wiiiilbur]

Hey, I can follow the money.

[MadBadVoodo]

This is one of your better videos!

[wiiiilbur]

I actually went for a YouTube slant on this one, dodging the "pro" look.

[MadBadVoodo]

Interesting...

[MadBadVoodo]

Hot Girls Playing Beer Pong! LOL!! (Related Videos)

[wiiiilbur]

Hot beer drinking girls have a place in this world.

[MadBadVoodo]

God knows I love them all!! Or try 2! LOL!!!

[MadBadVoodo]

The related videos crack me up! LOL!!

[wiiiilbur]

I want to do a poster down here, "Weird Wilbur and Miller Lite. . . nowhere but AUSTIN Texas!"

[MadBadVoodo]

LOL!

[TexVest]

Great Video, nice thoughts, hell of a man and good songwriter!

[wiiiilbur]

Thanks a lot.

[MadBadVoodo]

I 2nd that great comment by TexVest!!

[MadBadVoodo]

The chick in the Mercedes is looking good!

[MadBadVoodo]

So thats your new star??

[MadBadVoodo]

This will be fun!!

[wiiiilbur]

She's gonna be a LOTTA fun. This kid is fired up and ready to go! She's heard my stuff and is star struck.

[wiiiilbur]

Oh yeah, Jackie's mad as hell, but frankly she don't have the tits to talk back to her.

[wiiiilbur]

We're gonna have her wrap up in a Texas Flag for a scene. I gotta do all this before Sgt Rock (her husband) gets back from Iraq. LOL

[MadBadVoodo]

Sgt Rock! Holy shit man your going 2 get killed! LOL!!!

[wiiiilbur]

Some things are worth dying for. LOL

[MadBadVoodo]

This chick has a nice Rack! With a little cash Jackie can have a nice Rack 2! LOL!!

[wiiiilbur]

Jackie is Piiiiiissssseeeeeddddd offffff. LOL

[MadBadVoodo]

This video is all WIN!!

[TexVest]

Absolutely! Are there any more like this?

[wiiiilbur]

All under Wiiiilbur, and you can find us on iTunes.

[MadBadVoodo]

How much do you get from itunes per song??

[MadBadVoodo]

So when is Hot Legs going 2 be done?

[wiiiilbur]

About 75% done now. Good shots, some clever stuff not just hot girls. Little work in the special effects but funny. Want to get more of Mercedes in it. She licks her lips GOOD.

[TexVest]

Can't wait for that one!

[wiiiilbur]

You'll like it!

[wiiiilbur]

May send you an incomplete on it so you can preview it a bit.

[MadBadVoodo]

Hey man I sent you a few vid responses...

[wiiiilbur]

I saw that. Waiting for them to come up.

[MadBadVoodo]

Set them on auto...

[wiiiilbur]

I have it that way. YouTube lags something fierce!

[MadBadVoodo]

I have not done a shot in years and years!

[wiiiilbur]

I based the middle part on an actual friend's story of how he got thrown out of his house by Inga, his German wife. LOL

[MadBadVoodo]

Never hook up with a chick named Inga!

[wiiiilbur]

The friend's name was "Red," big ol' Biker, Architect. He came over and spent three days with me. "Like, Inga caught me conversing with a guest and became despondent." Actually gave the the line, "Never seed (Seed, not seen) that til that Bitch hit that ditch."

[MadBadVoodo]

I had a bitch in a ditch once... Long story! LOL!!

[wiiiilbur]

You're a good man.

[MadBadVoodo]

How the hell do you spell Kunta Kentea??? LOL

[wiiiilbur]

Hee hee hee. . . gonna get me in trouble.

[MadBadVoodo]

I think you are right about that but FUCK UM!!

[wiiiilbur]

Hey I got ONE song guaranteed to get me permabanned. That'll be my YouTube suicide video.

[MadBadVoodo]

I love the note on the phone! LOL!!!

[wiiiilbur]

My wife thought that was a bit rough, but it worked. LOL

[MadBadVoodo]

Yes it did!

[wiiiilbur]

Pam gets in my ass now and then when she thinks I "cross the line." I cross the line just about every day. LOL

[MadBadVoodo]

This is why I don't go 2 party's anymore!

[MadBadVoodo]

JD fucks me all 2 helll!!

[wiiiilbur]

It sneaks up on me. I do incredibly stupid shit when I drink it. Beam is more mellow. I aways swear that I'll keep my mouth shut, and then say something like, "Hey, honey. Are you gonna sit on that pussy all night?"

[MadBadVoodo]

"Are you gonna sit on that pussy all night?" LMAO!!!!!

[wiiiilbur]

And I'll SAY goofy shit like that! Pam is really suspicious of my new little star in the Mercedes. NIce girl. Baptist chick you know. LOL

[MadBadVoodo]

Baptist chick! LOL!!!!!!!!

[TexVest]

She a good girl?

[wiiiilbur]

She's kind to an old man. LOL

[wiiiilbur]

Hey, did you ever see "Baby Oil Party?" I REALLY DID THAT. I convinced three chicks that if they would let me rub them down with Johnson's Baby Oil, and pray to a stereo light they would see God! (Two did see God) LOL

[wiiiilbur]

Or the time I caught Jackie running naked from the shower to her bedroom, "Oh, I see the tittie fairy hasn't come yet." "OH DAD!"

[MadBadVoodo]

Jack will knock you Back!

[wiiiilbur]

I drink Jim actually, but Jack is better for publicity in songs and video.

[MadBadVoodo]

I do like the Jim orver Jack but I stick 2 beer as a rule! LOL!!

[wiiiilbur]

In Texas all beer in liquor stores is 2.5% so in his heat you can drink a LOT of beer.

[MadBadVoodo]

2.5% What the FUCK is up with that??? We have 7% Beer in Ohio!!

[wiiiilbur]

All TX beer is like that, now matter what they tell you. Only in certain bars do you get good beer. Now Ales, and stuff, that's different. But the beer, all lite. Even Lone Star!

[MadBadVoodo]

That is just fucked up!

[wiiiilbur]

Oh, little known historical fact! Jackie is a two beer girl. Two beers and you OWN her. LOL

[MadBadVoodo]

I love a good 2 beer girl!!

[wiiiilbur]

Oh, she gets snot slinging drunk. "I Luff ya dad! Dis is da kina luff I have for ya!" Real redneck chick.

[MadBadVoodo]

I smell GOLD!!

[wiiiilbur]

Actually this one was a break from Hot Legs and was fun to do.

[MadBadVoodo]

It's a fun little ditty...

[wiiiilbur]

I got lots. Gotta finish Hot Legs, and then I'm going into Ugly Baby Blues, I think.

[MadBadVoodo]

"Ugly Baby Blues" I like the name!

[wiiiilbur]

I got them Ugly Baby Blues

My woman's down on me

I got them Ugly Baby Blues

My woman's down on me

Her sister went tot he doctor

Come home with a boy looked just like me

[wiiiilbur]

I smell BEER. When we filmed the pour scene I had to drink all the beer from all six takes. You know, you suffer for the craft.

[MadBadVoodo]

Killer Vid Wilbur!

[wiiiilbur]

My acting debut.

[MadBadVoodo]

You did good!

[wiiiilbur]

Thank you sir!

[wiiiilbur]

My son Mike came in when I was doing the part with the bra, the panties and the Vaseline. I looked around and he was standing there, drinking his milk shake looking wide eyed. After I explained he helped me film the scene.

[MadBadVoodo]

Holy Shit that was funny!

[wiiiilbur]

I particularly liked the "goodbye" note on the phone.

[MadBadVoodo]

That was some funny shit! Who thought that up??

[wiiiilbur]

The first part was written in '84, but the Biker house was when Red came over.

[MadBadVoodo]

This was Great!

[MadBadVoodo]

Five Stars my Friend!!