Don't Die Dateless! (Part 2)

[undeadhalo]

my cock is big!!

[JDLENL]

moar boobz yay



[1123monkeyboy]

thumbs up if you know what he meant at 00:57

[silverstar8001]

wow a condom advert on a video about getting girls just wow

[CheezyActionFilmz]

to funny to not keep watching

[halo4life090]

Starts with her... G SPOT!

AHAHHAHAHAAHAH

[shauntay0248]

Kappa are water demons tat do wierd things to people. but also do good things which people respect. and visual novels are much better than these dating sims...

[FailSafeSolution]

Chilled: Fuck off Shit head o_o

[MagicCat3]

These are all ideal situations with no competition from other guys... 

[Sammyshel]

15:32 curb stomp?

[Intazma]

Lmaoooo x'D

[conaneve1]

Oregon Trail : Steve the 6 year old.

Dont Die Dateless Dummie : Steve the highschooler who just graduated.

Yeah. it works like that.

[xPanicify]

And nice video... Getting Ellie!! lol

[shadowsniper134]

lolz love the very last line

[liquidrock2u]

Kappa

[xXbutters1234]

ミうクルうド

anyone know? something about a sale?

[liquidrock2u]

@xXbutters1234 Of sale will come

[leehocking514]

I loled at Thecrazyrandomgirl's smiley....I'm so immature.....

[funcounting]

KAPPA OLOLOLOLO

[SHCTeva]

DO NOT DIE DATELESS YOU DUMB FUCKNUGGET

[AGamerVids]

That 4-5 in strength you got really helped out didn't it :P

[PunkneverdiesEKV]

@AGamerVids LOL

[brandon60162]

G-SPOR

[Catdemondarkness]

One should not watch these videos when your mother if just a few feet to the side of you. =_=;;

[AGamerVids]

@Catdemondarkness That is what is known in the business of YT as a "EPIC PHAIL."

[GWTNA55]

STEVE...bazongas...!!  lol

[xGHOSTx182]

the moral of the story is...... to follow your dick

[TaokakaEdge11]

LOL i laughed so hard when u said that @ 4:43 lmao xD

[MReeality]

well atleast you didint turn into a wizzard right?

[MrCoolhwhip]

"KICK DOWN THE FUCKIN DOOR AND HIT HER WITH IT!!!!" XD that was my favorite part!!!! GREAT JOB STEVE!!!!!! XD

[GuNsLaYeR88]

Theres no choices anymore hes just thinking with his dick XD

[UknownLoneWolf]

i think its Chinese cuz i think i see the symbol 3

[MPxVanity]

yeah I play these type of games too.. CALLED MEET N FUCK CHECK EM



[Z5adi5t]

@MPxVanity so do i lol

[spacedead123]

@MPxVanity same

[malemuffin64]

@MPxVanity best games ever!

[eddycatflap]

@MPxVanity I Played them :D Road trips the best

[heroble3]

@MPxVanity D: i just searched that and im about to puke!

[Tuscarora007]

@MPxVanity *Clears history*

[shauntay0248]

@MPxVanity only difference is that they are hentai/porn

[GreatGamersOnline]

@MPxVanity omg i tried them i almost puked D:

[jstylin2]

@MPxVanity lol

[thegodlikefiend]

@MPxVanity aww yeah bro, best series ever ;D

[rainbowdeathbox]

4:03 COME AT ME BRO!!

[BlaZe1410]

Haha Chilled Chaos get all the B*tches

[xXlonewolf19Xx]

i would love to be a wizard then i can charm women to have sex with me so ya win win

[TheBoredHero]

i`ve should watched your video first before i downloaded the "game" -.-

[xXMinecraftAddictXx]

... 5 *'s is bitch.

[MichealJayCaboose]

Still counts!

[shadowprince4EVER]

and steve grow up to become the face of minecraft

[RockerNathan97]

Steve Jobs went through this haha XD

[NoEfforts]

I fucking love you.

[LinkYaman]

Chilled was just like: WHOOOOOA?

[Boomeus]

But you weren't a wizard!

[EpiczzWTF]

Doesn't matter had sex

[oOPyroPaulOo]

chilled chaos gets all the bitches!

[usi67]

WHUAT, FACUK

[ArKmUsTdIe]

caught in a landslide no escape from reality.

[CorundumEmerald]

i fell like saying PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!! for s

ome odd reason..

[haosboss]

so what happens if you fall out with Vera? Does the game just end?

[fr0stedlce]

@haosboss You become a level 30 wizard...

[KieranTheShort]

@haosboss I bought the game, if you compliment her on her body, it ends up being Game Over, but if you introduce yourself, no matter what choices you choose, you should end up getting Vera half naked. :P

[VideoGameDudez2]

i love this f****** series

[xXxWhaThEndingsxXx]

Chilled Chaos gets all the bitches... that reminds me, theres a comment on a video that says HURRY UP I GOT BITCHES TO FUCK or something... anybody know what video that is?

[SlyShifTzs]

anybody else notice they have huge tits?

[CornadaTV]

@SlyShifTzs They're anime chicks, what do you expect?

[adamflyshotmail]

fuckin playah!

[Tanador680]

It's pronounced Ma-cloud

[Thelittleblackjack2]

GAME-OF-THE-YEAR.

[TheConvict100]

Funny

[Tomster09700]

What,Fuck?



[MADMOOSE26]

Chilled, i see what you did there, i caught that Quenn reference you sly bastard ;)

-is this the real life?!-

"or is this just fantasy"

[Pannuman1]

Personally, I would have taken being the Lvl. 30 Wizard :D

[MiradoSamurai]

when steve said bazongas i did a spit-take...

[56sweettooth1]

14:24 HOLY SHIT AND A HALF

[sharpshooter3rb]

Im proud to say my name is chilled and i agree with everything Chilled and the charcter is saying

[chidorislade]

once, i saw my friend get asked out by a girl... he casually said "No thanks :3.." i was about to start laughing xD

[Legend8520]

OMG CHILLED IS SO HILARIOUS IN THIS SERIES



[TheIce95man]

That's the last time Chilled's penis picks a game!

[SuckxMyxGlock]

Why did I watch both the episodes fully.....

[LiveLongDieHappy]

04:44 hahahahahah hilarious



[auron123499]

this is too hot 4way

[Vladswell]

Wow most VNs I tried to play got boring for me, but this one was pretty interesting, especially with Chilled. XD

[BMXfan9797]

Chilled, You better fucking play through this game just being a douche bag who exersizes all the time.

[night4345]

lol

[ragnorck1345]

laughing the whole time

[thecrazyrandomgirl1]

I love your charisma and i TOTALLY agree with your perspective :D<3

[CriousGamers]

@thecrazyrandomgirl1 Thank you!

[ProblmSolvd]

@CriousGamers I love your body and I will TOTALLY agree with everything you say.

[andped98]

Veras boobs is bigger than her head

[Shoothenoob]

I know what spot it is haha.

You sir are funny

[gadgetboy001]

Yay more!

[Sibbis11]

wait a mintute lol

[LinkedUno]

Japanese has more strokes, so this is Japanese xD

Awesome DO MORE!

[westerwind4life]

wow steve's a real player XD

[TheGrasshugger]

COME AT ME BRO

[withey11]

Chilled you are sadist picking these options lol, what are you doing to Steve?!

[CriousGamers]

@withey11 He's a man on a mission!

[TB26]

@CriousGamers I hope he grows up to be the new Solid Snake. :D

[Xemozazk]

@CriousGamers Man, this game with your commentary made me laugh pretty hard lmao.

[withey11]

Play School Days chilled

[ESebastiaanH]

HELL YEAH YOUR A LEVEL 30 WIZARD NOW woooo YEAH

[PKlukeG]

b-b-b-b BONER

[TheInconceivable1]

But...But i want to be a level 30 wizard :'(

[benjeklaaromtedansen]

omg, your so funny.

[Majorpayne900]

like a elephant

[magnumslinger]

Chilled

Playing a Visual Novel?

I love VN, but...

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Obelisk94]

lol these vids were awesome! Good job Chilled

[jackarowan]

BAZONGAS!

[Japi0010]

i like this game XD

[angrytheCATZ]

HAHAHAHA you blew ellie off you jerk!

[MrFr0stbyt3]

Come at me bro! Brofist steve.. :D

[fullmetal595]

moorrrrrrrrrrr



[samsexyish]

what is this a like button let me klick it till my hand falls off

[ninjamex89]

Everybody say! COME AT ME BRO! LOL

[jd16596]

Instead of it saying 'kappa', I thought, "Nope, Chuck Testa."

[AqwIBrahFlora]

Dating sims....

[subassees]

Sooo... Who else wants to wach henti?

[Schlachtoros]

@subassees Hentai

[CriticalCookie]

When i clicked on this it said 0 views

O-O

[Offa569]

cammon dude what about sims ?



[luckyleprachaun7]

Words to end by.

[seblue9999]

KATAWA SHOUJO!

[oddskull34]

@seblue9999 If you have not played Rins story yet then here is a simple warning: Beware of depression...it is rare to see me cry but when i played her story i was just...FUCKING DESTROYED ;-;

[seblue9999]

@oddskull34 Awh shit xD Then I'll save her for last.

[oddskull34]

@seblue9999 Do so ;)

[takethysoul]

hand job!!!!!!!

[chicawazzzzzzza]

katawa shoujo was awesome

[Coolgames52]

It was Japanese...

[Aznpeejay]

This doesnt seem like its worth $3 8/

[Ashtarath1]

@Aznpeejay It is for the entertainment :D

[shaggy2y]

U should get Ellie so everyone can see ur reaction about "everthing"

[kenardpascua]

Damn you chilled! You made me buy this game... Goodbye life :)

[sgtdragunov08]

yeah Chilled I agree get Katawa Shoujo :) besides its free :D

[TheCraneOfTruth]

Fuck bitches, play dating sims!!

[jahan1501]

PLAY KATAWA SHOUJO!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dramateen01]

I think you should. FOR AMERICA!

[MegaBoris1994]

GET ELLIE

[MegaBoris1994]

i was like NO PART 1 DONT END!

but theres part 2 :)

[SuperBloodySword]

Go to the Living Room next :D

[SpawnsyGaming]

It's like real life yo!!

[TheThefrozenblade]

i feel like this series is gonna be flagged

[CaPnKnUcKL3Z]

I youre a wizard you could use spells to get all the pussy you want

[slashwylde146]

I'd much rather be a wizard.

[loponop]

But wizards only become wizards for the pussy right?

[thtgamerdude]

@loponop hahaha

[AlecS3128]

This should make me laugh but for some reason this just makes me depressed because i will die dateless :/ and im about to graduate highschool and have not had a gf yet. Im screwed

[NeverTerry]

you paid for this game?? you can play better games than this on newgrounds for free.

[Icecoldkun]

I think you should drop this game and go play Katawa Shoujo

[UnHolyVitality]

@DummieDudez Blendy Pen?

[Abramus5250]

I could not stop laughing at Chilled's commentary. "Gazongas?" HAHAHAHAHA

[SuperDeathbomber]

Me:hey wanna go on a date?

Girl:But i have a boy friend.

*her boyfriend comes*

Me:F*** you A**hole

[MrSlyfoxJr]

Your a wizard Steve your a wizard, Lolz

[SuperDeathbomber]

(almost like Guns)

Me:hey wanna go on a date

Girl:But im only 16

Me:SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIZ

[northgoinsouth]

chilled, my names steve... :(

[keychainz33]

Chilled, you should play a game called Alter Ego, you get to make a whole shit load of "Bioware" choices that effect your life.

[ratchetjak7459]

Chilled, get Katawa Shoujo. It's like this but much better, longer, and deeper. It has an option to turn off the Adult Scenes, so I think it'd be cool if you did it on your channel.

[seblue9999]

@ratchetjak7459 I just. . . I applaud this comment. I have yet to work on everyone BUT Lilly's endings xD

[MrTerradell]

@ratchetjak7459 "Better, longer, and deeper." I'ma just gonna take that out of context right now.

[venomey666]

@ratchetjak7459 Yes yes and more yes :D

[Robinro1500]

@ratchetjak7459 Totally agree with you, for me it was a great emotional experience which I wont't forget soon, it's amazing how much impact that game can have on a person.

[oddskull34]

@ratchetjak7459 KATAWA <3

[CriousGamers]

@ratchetjak7459 doesnt that include weird stuff...like ya know...weird weird shit?

[DummieDudez]

Get her a pen...Bitches love pens

[Silentsn1p3r12]

My Uncle's name is Steve...

[CallMeJEFT]

Kappa Utorak007 said

[CallMeJEFT]

Wwwwwoah!

[ChibiEjii]

This...omg xD made my day!... 5 minutes before i goto bed

[PredatoryVirus]

I enjoy your charisma. :D

[MrShoieP]

does u get secks