10 'Actual' Facts About Chuck Norris

[NotSoEvilBilly]

Number one makes him a dumbass he can go have fun with his fairy tails.

[flipicaneze]

They forgot to mention that if he shaves, he can't fight. His beard is his power!

[nando488]

One Bad Madafucker

[Wetily]

The last fact made me lose faith in him. Chuck norris, I have stopped believing in youjdjfiekcjroflglzldkc%|*]^#?

[whereeveritgoes]

Chuck Norris does not believe in evolution. Evolution believes in Chuck Norris.

[BennyCoolKid]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­O

[BgsSpecOut]

Chuck norris is overrated. If he were such a badass he would come and smash my face into the keyboav542wgkr;elqafo05482klgn­verqbgut

[ShinyVoid]

Now i understand why hes so damn famous.

[Luquazable]

I like how his own style of martial art is called ChunKukDo. Kuk in swedish means cock.

[sugarraygras]

Chuck Norris couldn't kick the skin off a rice pudding. Ali should be everbodies fighting icon as he did it all for real and stood against corrupted power. He never backed down. I had a mate who was british Karate champion and could beat him with basic boxing. Another mate was world Karate champion and only got 10 fights into a boxing career before being ko'd. Ali the best, boxing the best. Segal, Chuck and Lee....hollywood fakes.

[MistaArni]

@sugarraygras Lee? r u talkin about Bruce Lee ? :| 

[Jamsessionroom1337]

Wow chuck norris is an imbecile for not believing in facts.

*gets roundhouse kicked*

[damyiaboy]

the title is 10 actual facts as if the other facts are not actual. be aware altime10's, be aware.

[koiseynoisy]

Chuck Norris has braille engraved in his boots so even blind people can know when its coming.

[panchopuskas1]

But where does he get his awful wigs from?

[posdenous1]

when chuck norris does a press up, he doesnt push his body after going down, he push the earth down.

[Roughneck8]

@posdenous1

wtf,,,you really call push-ups press-ups?

[royalOboy]

Chuck Norris is older than me.

[Theanimalluver4ever]

Really people? Cuch Norris is not that cool. See? If he was soooo awesome he would come in right now and bang my head against my keybosfberhjcbfv uyfurfc hl fe hlfw ajkitjuuyk

[Silverkiss1000]

@Theanimalluver4ever lol

[matteoricci65]

@Theanimalluver4ever thumbwhore,i'be seen this before.

[blackolps]

@Theanimalluver4ever i laughed for 2 straight minutes at your comment

[siddharthjoshi91]

@Theanimalluver4ever

how the hell did you click on post?

[hippiegurl1972]

@siddharthjoshi91 duhh chuck did it

[BackInAGiffy]

Finally someone who agrees French food is shit

[FishlipsMalone]

Chuck norris thaught Chuck norris everything he knew!

[noogawhoga]

chuck norris beat up hercles in firts grade

[Emb0505]

Chuck Norris doesn't have actual facts..... Actual Facts Have Chuck Norris

[danatron100]

@Emb0505 that is only true in soviet russia

[wiccalor]

Here's something no one has probably said: Chuck Norris is FAIL

...MUHAHAHAHAHAH 

[AnteVGWproductions]

@wiccalor R.I.P wiccalor

[Sylux9501]

It is a good thing he does not believe in evolution.

[cancerish]

Chuck Norris once left his refrigerator door open, ice age happened.

[joshuare5768]

Chuck Norris was born in 1940.

[Pokez0rd]

Once, chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity, he found it and put it back

[mwakin2]

Anyone who thought ANYTHING to Steve McQueen is my hero.

[quickkid90]

So many jokes .. but when he dies, will not b so funny :)

[numanumamike886]

@quickkid90 but chuck is death so therefore he can't die

[pickupman522]

@quickkid90 nope they're only going to say he went back to Asgard to be with his sidekick Thor

[wiremode]

lol, I didnt know like 9 of these, however im also not interested in him, he didnt do bad in the BL movies

[BlindingAnime]

WTF Lee taught McQueen too

[RCTooLs]

Chuck Norris won in Who wants to be a millionaire. If you know what I mean :)

[123Fredbrown]

But in a other video you said chuck norris admit that bruce lee was better. and it said he retired undeafeated???

[Myopiandeezysays]

@123Fredbrown Chuck said Bruce would win in a real fight (Chuck is undefeated in tournaments), he also took lessons from Bruce and they have sparred

[nikster23]

@Myopiandeezysays Chuck Norris lose to bruce lee because it was his movie and after the movie bruce lee die for the price Chuck pretending to lost to him

[striker78900]

@nikster23 couln't say better. bruce death was mysterious they say. yeah right, hahaha

[jillianelsegood]

lol I liked this one......would you do a funny one about chuck??????

[iamtorcman]

In the 80's Chuck Norris's D grade acting and D grade action movies made Arnold Schwarzenegger look by comparison like the Lawrence Olivier of the action genre. The only one that comes close to Norris in cheesiness is Steven Seagal. For any recent paychecks Norris should pay 99 cents on the dollar to Conan Obrien who brought him back from infomercial obscurity.

[GodLovinConservative]

One of the most asinine individuals ever to inhabit earth.

[fullfist]

There is no evolution, there's only the list of life forms Chuck Norris allows to live.

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[jillianelsegood]

@fullfist

this is very true.

[JuliusIsMe]

So many atheists are butt hurt from this.

[dougsproblem]

@JuliusIsMe Sounds like someones butt hurt about atheists

[adebtatheist]

@JuliusIsMe You're funny, but dumb.

[MeenyMcSweeny]

Eff chuck Norris..........

[DremordDrale]

What's weird is that I'd of never imagined that the most people to view a video on Chuck Norris would be from Estonia.

[zOMGDuuuude]

Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.

[MrVitoriny]

Chuck Norris urine is used to make Red Bull

[karadan100]

Chuck Norris is a religious retard who cannot act.

Fuck Chuck Norris.

[JuliusIsMe]

@karadan100 If Chuck Norris will ever see your comment, he'll delete you.

[bluemew123]

my fav joke is "chuck norris caught every pokemon without playing the games"

[MrLavaBeast1]

Chuck knows I have a bigger wee wee than him

[Thial1000]

Chuck Norris does not believe in evolution, he only believes in EXTINCTION.

[thesomebody3]

@Thial1000 this is the best one so far =))

[TheLovetocatchbass]

@Thial1000 dude everyone goes crazy about chuck norris but bruce lee can and actually has kicked chuck norris's ass.

[SNEM0SDN5]

@Thial1000 .....no just no

[CJfrost1402]

Chuck norris won a staring contest with medusa

[xtoxicthrasherx]

@CJfrost1402 Chuck turned Medusa into stone ate her remains and pooped her out into a vase.

[TheSupersoldier1234]

Chuck Norris is god for mortals but his god is Bruce Lee that's a fact

[ferarg223]

@TheSupersoldier1234 stop saying Chuck is a god, if he were, he would come and crush my head into the keyboarnfsdlgkshkasnv ieghgguifvjfnm

[JETT721]

YOU propose to chuck Norris!

[Matzegurke]

EVERYTHING about chuck norris is a fact...

[blokdeblok]

He supports SOPA

[trolltacular1]

Of course he doesn't believe in evolution. He just allows certain species to live.

[honorific88]

Doesn't believe in evolution? I guess you don't need to be intelligent to be awesome.

[ThePsychoeffect]

@honorific88 Never heard of retards being awesome :)))

[ikcjjtt]

@honorific88 chuck norris doesn't beleive in evolution because he created all life. duh.

[467076]

Chuck Norris counted to infinity TWICE.

[ThePsychoeffect]

@467076 Without calculator? ...We don't do that in America!!! lmao

[22matthouse]

did you know that chuck norris was the guy with a power level over 9000 that forced an arrow into the knee of that guard with his roundhouse kick from the edge of the universe which then led him to get a highscore on ninja gaiden sigma and which inturn, OH FUCK IT, HE'S JUST AWESOME!

[epicduckeh6]

Bruce lee would of kicked his ass

[michaelgrodzki]

@epicduckeh6 he did...

[sometingstupid1]

if chuck norris is so great he would come right now and bang my head in the keybojthftctjfaxdb

[Zeyad1997]

@sometingstupid1 how original

[communistraptor]

he doesnt belive in evelution because he has a ist of creatures that he want or doesnt want to live

[TongieAT]

Chuck Norris makes honey badger care.

[Delta18314]

The fastest known force in the universe is Chuck Norris banging your wife.

[MrWolframagnum]

did actually chuck norris taught bruce lee

[Delta18314]

@MrWolframagnum teach him what? English?

[MrWolframagnum]

@MrWolframagnum i said did he teach bruce lee kung fu

[patricemk9]

@MrWolframagnum No you didn't...

[bugalugs222]

I have a new respect for indians. AN AWSOME ONE!

[UpcomingDeadSpace]

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in evolution. Why? Because he created it.

[magicthunder666]

"Bruce Lee punch Chuck Norrys in an real figth"... then... "died misteriously in an apartment"

[Parabol0086]

I love no. 1. Shows just how retarded this dickhead actually is.

[chuggaafanory]

@Parabol0086 0.0000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000001 miliseconds after this comment was posted chuck norris vaporized this person with a round house kick to the face.

Rest In Pieces annoying Chuck Norris Hater

[Parabol0086]

@chuggaafanory

Can't you see how pathetic you are?

[JuliusIsMe]

@Parabol0086 How is he a dickhead? Did he do anything mean?

[Parabol0086]

@JuliusIsMe

Atheists butt hurt? How about anyone that gives a damn about children's education (Biology ≠ atheism). Teaching facts about Evolution and the history of life to, what is now becoming a very ignorant nation. But who needs facts when you have the bible...

[BigImaginationDoll16]

Before Chuck Norris goes to bed he checks in his closet for Bruce Lee.

[THEentropyMaker]

Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups. He pushes the Earth down.

[GameAssassinsAchieve]

@THEentropyMaker haha

[TheI80082]

Bruce lee defeated chuck norris .

But whos the one alive?

[MegaKingfreak]

@TheI80082 Chuck is too afraid of Bruce, that's why he still lives...

[googalunga]

Chuck Norris believes in a talking snake two thousand years ago.

[FR0STY0115]

@googalunga Yeah he is a Bible thumping pussy.

[Cajetoso23]

fuck chuk norris,he is a fucing fag!

[SokomPwnage]

@Cajetoso23 Theres a wise saying. It goes "Ignorance is bliss". Oh, and don't spell like a fucking 5 year old

[Cajetoso23]

@SokomPwnage got the point, you smart littlepussy!

[Cajetoso23]

chuck norris is an anoing cliche! pelase people stop fucking uising his fuckinname for everything god damn it!

[redskinsfan4life97]

chuck norris once punched a horse so hard in its chin its decendents were known as giraffs

[grosskilla]

chun kuk do is real i checked about it have results on it... but i believe with all my heart body mind and soul that it would turn into penis-turn-into-pussy do in front of bruce lee

[xxxBradTxxx]

the words "believe" and "evolution" technically don't fit in the same sentence

[james000000000000005]

@xxxBradTxxx What about "Evolution is real, you are stupid not to believe it"? ....and also the very sentence you wrote contained both words.

[xxxBradTxxx]

@james000000000000005 no, I accept evolution to be the best explanations to why there's different forms of life on this planet, I don't "believe" because if you say you "believe" that means you're assuming the truth of something without further investigating it yourself. When talking scientifically you never use the word "believe."

[ikcjjtt]

@xxxBradTxxx unless chuck norris says so.

[Valentia16]

LIES!! ALL LIES

[mattakudesu]

fact #11 chuck also thinks that we should teach the bible in school as fact.

[VALENTEN27]

CHUCK DOESNT BELIVE IN EVOLUTION CAUSE HE IS GOD.

[1337strvids]

@VALENTEN27 i like trains

[boredstudent]

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in evolution because he allowed only a list of creatures to live

[stingerscorpi]

The reason Chuck Norris doesn't believe in evolution because he is god :D

[LEON46051]

@stingerscorpi FUNNY!!!

[SuperKare123]

Fact: chuck can't fight!

[TheLmaonade]

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[2meaty4u]

if Chuck Norris was so awesome he would walk in here and slam my face on the keyboarheruiernchserclogeuisth­suiotrmgchnmdiwsne784hyunfmjki­sdgtuioioioioiogtrmuicgmsethio­iofshfjg

[SpeedAndSlowKing]

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[SoldierOfShadowSOS]

@SpeedAndSlowKing all i get is he fcked up your keyboard...not that funny

[STLConservative]

Chuck Norris can slam a Revolving Door.

[Dabossjoe90]

@STLConservative Fuck slamming it he just breaks it off.

[matter928]

my top 2 favorite Chuck Norris facts

2.Google was named after how many pounds Chuck Norris benchpressed

1.How many push ups can Chuck Norris do.....ALL OF THEM

[WildDawgz13]

ultimate tag team fight team: Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris

[jaded2424]

fact 11. Made a lot of bad movies in the 80's.

[ThePsychoeffect]

@jaded2424 I think, they were talking about UNKnown facts..... lmao

[dubyamoney]

sad fag

[Delta18314]

someone once told chuck norris, "its not the heat that will kill you, its the humidity..." Chuck norris immediately round house kicks him to the sun

[Slajjin]

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[Red1676]

good thing im athiest, suck it chuck norris fags. shit got old

[ikcjjtt]

@Red1676 how can u be an athiest? Chuck Norris is real! there is plenty of evidence for him...some people r so dumb...

[Cypherglm1]

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in evolution because he is god

[K1llerTunes]

@winxclubfantotally Yeah he is good, but hes no chuck norris

[K1llerTunes]

Chuck norris doesnt believe in the periodic table, the only element chuck norris knows is the element of surprise.

[reimond30]

Chuck Norris can score without a puck

[winxclubfantotally]

I don't believe in evolution either. I think Chuck is Christian. (I am too :P)

[TheRabbitFear]

how could you not eat french food? i love french food

[ThePsychoeffect]

@TheRabbitFear Well...there are people who like Chinese food...

[TheRabbitFear]

well i like both

[ThePsychoeffect]

@TheRabbitFear Well...He's kinda skinny...Doesn't have a great appetite like us- the not Immortal people... lmao

[guitardrumskate]

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle

[bboyniki1]

another fact is that if bruce lee was still alive chuck norris would use his roundhouse kick just to break down his house door and praise him

[LuigiMario112]

I'm tired of people comparing Chuck Norris to God...

Like he's cool and all, but he's no Chuck Norris.

[misterh775]

chuck admitted he's scared of bruce lee!

[Oglemokk]

@misterh775

Wow, no shit?

Bruce Lee taught him, I'm not surprised...

[RestInPeaceBruceLee]

@misterh775 No he didn't. He admitted Bruce would win in a fight.

[ddioppp]

@RestInPeaceBruceLee i bet you made that user just to reply that comment.

[RestInPeaceBruceLee]

@ddioppp Go to my channel, you can clearly see that I made this account in 2011.

[ECHO7AIRSOFT]

@misterh775 have you ever seen star wars? the apprentice is always better than the master. lol

[jaimeanna1412]

I word: Chuck- moron, religious brainwashed moron! Fuck Chuck!

[HarunDanyal]

@jaimeanna1412 Wow, you are slow aren't you?

[tjmviking235]

chuck norris can cure cancer with his tears,shame he never cries