The Military "The More You Know" Conan O'Brien *Fixed Audio*

[suthern89]

sounds like prison...they just make more money a day

[MckyMseNTarotCrds]

That's how my h.s. was. So, the two or three times I ever had to go number 2 in school, I feigned stomach problems and used the nurse's bathroom. The more you know.

[MckyMseNTarotCrds]

That's how my h.s. was. So, the two or three times I ever had to go number 2 in school, I feigned stomach problems and used the nurse's bathroom.

[thepeff]

This is only a nasty rumor. It's not the BATHROOMS that don't have stalls, it's the SHOWERS.

[Psiros2161]

@thepeff Actually, I have been to those bathrooms without stalls. But that was about ten years ago. They probably tore that thing down by now. Andy is right about it being weird, but you do get used to it after spending a couple of weeks at the site.

[Mindcrime121]

That actually DID catch me by surprize at boot camp! Glad I'm out for a lot of OTHER reasons though! If you're thinking of joining, DON'T! Trust me. At least wait until our idiot politicians are forced to get our soldiers OUT of the fucking Middle East!! you don't want to be stuck in the desert with your hands tied by rules of engagement the enemy are not bound to, trying to decide if the guy in your sights is a civilian or a taliban sniper!!

[dubya68]

The price of freedom...

[bigbenusa45]

One of the reasons why I wish dadt was not repealed. Hopefully someone like Palin gets in next and reinstates dadt. I mean come on, I can't use the ladies room for obvious reasons.

[someanonymousbloke]

@bigbenusa45 You seem to have this notion that gays and lesbians want to fuck anything that moves. They are as superficial and picky about who they sleep with as heterosexuals if not more so. So quit with the misplaced homophobia because I am sure no gay man (or hell, straight woman) wants anything to do with your tired ass.

[MrZombie747]

@bigbenusa45 lol Thanks for that comment. I really needed a good laugh.

[Tennesseanyankee]

If someone walks in on you while you're on the toilet, start up a conversation, they will leave sooner. If you're on the toilet and the person watching you isn't going away while you do your business, take a lesson from chimps and let the poo fly. You'll be glad you did :)

[kylethelincey]

I wish I had seen this before I joined the army. Would have had second thoughts!

[f1uckingretard]

This is somewhere between Deep Thoughts and For Your Health, absolutely brilliant! Still laughing my head off.

[layonmycouch14]

lol not true at all.

[SunburnedVamp]

lol Sounds like the bathrooms at my old highschool.

[incedius420]

Its only like that while your in basic.

[ProjectNat]

how andy keep a straight face

[yenhan705eh77]

wow, did not know that.....

[PanayotiProductions]

I ain't joining the army anymore. Here Here on the heads up Andy!!

[oneway3]

Anyone have the video of Andy telling teens it's OK to be gay, then he erupts and yells at them for looking at him, then begins to strip and furiously asks if they like what they see? If so, POST IT PLEASE!

[sittingcow]

GAY

[sittingcow]

the armed forces, that is

[notyoursavior78]

I remember that one. OMG I love those old Conan shows with Andy. I still have some on vhs tapes, that my brother taped off tv.

I was in a routine of watching them with a friend of mine and they were so funny.

[NinetiesYouth]

Holy shit, I laughed violently to this

[KonohaSeppu]

haha

[MarkMark8820]

Hehe, thanks for uploading all these "The More You Know Videos"

[DatGuy16]

lol!