White House shooter: I am Jesus

[ClauZee90]

right! Jesus wouldnt dare!

[MarvelExtra]

Just another Tony Greenberg acting. We know your game man. And CBS shame on you.

[leightoy]

best quote, "alright.." ie: this dude is crazy!

[ConorGray182]

HOES ON MY DICK CUZ I LOOK LIKE JESUS

[jaydub0101]

@ConorGray182 People that make comments like this never get any "hoes" you are probably a 19 year old freckled pasty ginger kid who weights 112 lbs full of acne. End of rant. Have a nice day.

[ConorGray182]

@jaydub0101 end of trolling, have a nice day, fuckin idiot, get off my internet

[jaydub0101]

@ConorGray182 I'm fine with trolling the ignorance in america. Love making morons feel worse about themselves

[ConorGray182]

@jaydub0101 shit dude, why? did you get the reference or...?

[ConorGray182]

@jaydub0101 lil b reference, you get it or you dont,

[Joshdode92]

jesus never wore a necklace with a cross.

this person is mentally ill and ignorant to learn that jesus was not on a cross but only one pole made of timber, the catholics misinterpret the greek word that means one single straight upright pole. look it up and u will find out for yourself.

[MarvelExtra]

@Joshdode92 he is not mentally ill. this is a game played by the elit. check him out. he was exosed as Tony Greenberg. he has many other characters too.

[GATHERING144]

another government plant that will mean more rights taken away from citizens. this stuff is really bad hollywood.

[Fr0zenT0ast]

The time has come to reject the religious dogma that causes such things to happen. The time has come to be our own masters! The only true "religion" is unconditional love.

[HumanCompound]

Stupid idiot, i bet usa goverment paid this motherfucker to do it so they can blame shit on who they want to!

[MarvelExtra]

@HumanCompound yep. his name is Tony Greenberg and part of the on of the richest family in the States.

[HumanCompound]

@MarvelExtra Real Jesus wouldnt have to hold gun in his hands, he would just look at things and they would burn down to ashes and dust. So this is just another EPIC FAIL

[1290001]

HE NEVER HEARD OF HERMAN CAIN 999=666 NEVER CONSIDERED THAT ONE DID U ASS HOLE ORTEGA HERNANDEZ!

[wierdsmabob]

Obviously Mr. Hernandez is NOT the Christ for the true Christ will descend on the clouds of heaven in the same way he ascended into heaven. Then every eye will see Him, even those who pierced Him, and every knee will bow and every tongue will confess that Jesus Christ is Lord.

[BlueTsunami2012]

the shooter was obviously a teabagger.

[wowzinger]

@BlueTsunami2012 no hes just nuts, you fucking lib

[MarvelExtra]

@wowzinger he is not nuts man... he is Tony Greenberg. he was exposed already

[DignifiedSoul]

blasphemous....

[RandomBS88]

Yeah, and I'm the second coming of Socrates.

[noado51]

Oscar Ortega Hernandez? I know him.He played 63 games for the Cubs in 2004.

[noado51]

His I'm Jesus video could be a strong case for him not knowing right from wrong. The question is ,did he plan this or is he really nuts? Stay tuned.

[Dubbl12]

finally good job buddy!

[DY12]

Pin'em to the cross, see if he rises in 3 days.

[mattew2221]

This is why we need to abolish religions

[Allnone05]

Now that all the senseless messages have been posted I want to state that, this guy Oscar, though stupid enough to fire at the white house and lucky enough to survive, has achieved what he wanted....fame, all of you talking about him, hold on...he's infamous now, soon he may appear in another paper or in the morgue, but what we know is this, the second coming of Jesus is written in the bible, and figuratively would bring the end with him, so all those who believe that he actually means it...lol

[Karadeify]

@djkhaled412 Maybe someone should report your threats to the FBI?

[djkhaled412]

@Karadeify I WISH , SO WHEN THEY KNOCK ON MY DOOR I CAN SHOOT TTHRE THE DOOR WITH A AK47

[TheScottism101]

Geez, at least the first fake Jesus had a good message.

[fburoe]

A new Jesus???trying to kill a person??? whats your doctrine?

[TheTmgunz]

Something tells me Jesus didn't need to read from a script.

[RollThatShxt14]

ANOTHER FAKE JESUS

[DarthAzabrush]

It's not a coincidence he looks like Jesus just like it wasn't a coincidence Saddam Hussien looked like his idol Stalin. It's called grooming.

[PaulSBLyons]

I somehow think when Jesus said "Those who live by the sword die by it" he meant violence isn't the answer...

[rollsthepaul]

Jesus would have been a better shot.

[Socalsway]

Aw shit.... were all doomed. Jesus is a Mexican

[feedthedogg]

This dudes gonna do some serious time. The last guy who shot the white house was sentenced to 40 years.

[austinhayes1992]

went to highschool with this kid. haha didnt see this comin

[MsFuckduck]

@austinhayes1992 YOU ARE LYING OMG FAKE AND GAY

[CampingsLastJig]

TO THE MAN IN THE ABOVE VIDEO. >>>>

>>> Your NOT Jesus, you are a psychopathic IDIOT that needs to be put UNDER the jail and the key tossed away.

That's who YOU are, you lunatic JOKER.

[mikemcdnet]

Make available for mobile

[DigitalDel1]

I thought Jesus had hair like wool, and feet like burned brass......

[arkhampatient76]

who gave out a sigh of relief when they found out that the shooter wasn't a white guy? Also, hey Latino's, watch out. The brothers tend to hold grudges. They still haven't forgiven us crackers for slavery and it's been over 130yrs.

[ruthmrks]

O ye of little faith

[ruthmrks]

Jesus speaks of a "tribulation", nation rising against nation, earthquakes, and the coming of false Christs and false prophets, the stars falling from the sky, and the coming of the Son of Man "in the clouds with great power and glory". Then, in verse 30, he tells when this will happen. "Verily I say unto you, that this generation shall not pass, till all these things be done."

[markymcclellan]

@inrsprt

In Clouds?- jeez I was thinking those were UFOs- oh well- same thing , neither exists except in our minds anyway!

[ZefreyLove]

Jesus Christ",, really? I'd didn't know he was back again,,, honestly JESUS,, for one,,JESUS, is not that dumb,, this is about the biggest idiot,, I don't see how they can even call it ,,attempting to assassinate ,, when he's not even there,, it's obvious this guy is mentally disturbed,, not organized and orchestrated... Very dumb!!!Dear Lord "Jesus!!,,, for the love of god!! He should have shot the Moon.....OMG!!

[emello4you]

Maybe if he shaved his beard & cut his hair he would'nt have been recognized so easily. Idiot!

[kellyl470]

she's like "alright" lol

[TNTBlowinUp]

life in prison? For not actually killing anyone? lol just cuz it's the president? oh wow...

[wormser1969]

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[Decimate92]

That's it? He just appears as a normal person? He dosen't come down from the heavens? He had to shoot obama to kill him? Why didn't he just use his magic powers?

[michael19157]

He's a messed up kid. Maybe we should drop the stones and pray for him instead.

[AskNExpert]

Another mentally retarded FAUX NEWS watcher!!! Do they have ANY brains over there???? Obviously not

[eahazell]

not only is jesus armed but he is a lousy shot

[MrSpadeofAce]

mental

[ChicagoJoe57]

The idiot could at least wash his face and hair once a week before he speaks. What a hunk of trash.

[19Dtheking]

omg GOD is coming back

[915buck]

I don't believe it!!! No one is that stupid...for one thing, he's ugly, another is the stupid hair, Jesus would never slick his hair......what a bozo!!! His life as he knows it is over with, he might as well end it....he's screwed!!! But you can rise again Jesus and start anew!!!

[beerandbanjo]

Oscar Ortega Hernandez... Fox News watcher. Savior. And would be assassin.

[llachow]

Fox is trying really, really hard to tie this nut to OWS. hee hee. which group of people in America thinks Obama is the "antichrist?" hint: it's not the OWS protesters.

[tedguy49]

Nutty

[MisterTymes]

The second..?..what..?

I always thought I was../GEE--..imagine that..

I used to think I was Marvin the Martian..

But I really prefer Bugs Bunny.

[TheZicooc]

and how come he's not portrayed as a terrorist? not muslim nor arab enough?

[mrtundra45]

@TheZicooc Cuz hes Mexican......he will be portrayed as a Field Worker lol

[senateboy0909]

@TheZicooc Terrorist terrorize all people he was just targeting 1 target

[Allnone05]

@TheZicooc heh....seriously? are you listening to the last name? i hope someone slaps some neurons into your brain....

[RingoNewsArchive]

@TheZicooc

Good point.

[imicky]

@TheZicooc Your absolutely right the same wasnt said about Andreas Breivik either...The media has brainwashed people so bad it's sad that they cant really see what's going on. They only listen to what the media feeds them true or not!

[kayjackskay]

Jesus shoots at people.......? He did say he is the modern day Jesus Christ. Get the heck out of here.

[BackToTheBus]

GREAT ! We wait 2000 years for our savior to return and he's born retarded ! Thanks God

[eahazell]

@BackToTheBus amen, brilliant

[Karadeify]

@BackToTheBus You're a dipshit! They guy is CRAZY and needs help. He is not retarted. That is an offensive term to people that are metally challenged.



[Karadeify]

Yes, I know there are typos....it's not because I am retarded, it's b/c I am pissed that people like you sling that word around and think it's okay.

[rahkriga]

@BackToTheBus Theres a graphic novel called Preacher thats about that very concept. Awesome comic

[LYinKansas]

Jesus doesn't take pot shots at inanimate objects.

[killpath]

God is not a Mexican!!!!

[GranKnight87]

@killpath Nope

[tchadfortchadin]

@killpath Nor a White!!!!

[2bRealist]

@killpath But Jesus is...

[NormanCameron4U]

Crucify him!