APRIL 2011 Update ~ Chris is a tomgirl (Baltimora - Tarzan Boy)

[GenerationWhyMe]

God damn! At the very least learn some make-up skills before posting pictures of that thing your trying to pass as a face.

[MoonPrincess28]

Oh gosh no...get him away from Sailor Moon! He's already buttraped Sonic and Pokemon! And Nintendo...and anything else he's touched!

[UnbelievableMeckers]

"100% straight"

[Germanboy567]

why

[TEHROFLKINFE]

THAT HAIRCUT

[AlphaAsthetics]

@TEHROFLKINFE That receding hairline 

[thatstinkyginger]

You know, if Chris was a nice, outgoing guy, all this wacky shit he does wouldn't even be all that be bad.

[JefteNintendoNerd]

@thatstinkyginger So TRUE!! Many faggots from Youtube get away with this shit because they are popular! Just like that faggot Shane.

[luteus77]

Dose winks

[male14556]

I will now foward this to every female in the world.

[Grygnax]

Many thanks for pixelating Chris's junk.

[NorwegianCommie]

This is what gave poor Bob that heart attack...

[LOCUSTHATER666]

Poor Kratos poster has to see this kind of thing everyday......I have the same poster and good thing it doesnt have to see this messed up shit.

[schnitzal]

I have to go into my basement to switch the laundry...

I...I don't want to...

[rhapsodey]

Chris is still on the internet? The hell? And here I thought he dropped right the fuck off the earth. Holy hell I wished he had. >x What has been seen...

[cronikproductions]

WHO THE HECK IS TAKING THE PICTURES AT THE BEGINNING??!

[redundantstudios]

Would you fuck me? I'd Fuck me.

[dracofangxxx]

I think he'd look a lot better if he cut that messy hair off... it's giving me a Dr. Frankenfurter kinda feel and I don't like it.

[iusethelancer1]

Homosexuality is bad. Mkay.

[vitaminsandstds]

wonder if he still hates pickles, lmao

[Movitzman]

Chris-chan is a fully-evolved, level 100 retard. He has finished his transformation into a full blown tard. This is the ugliest fucking butterfly ever.

[oogallecta]

I wonder how many people he's killed..

[noorschannel]

"My father threw the damn fag card at me"

--quoth Chris in the Tomboys & Tomgirls of VA forum

[LZZslj]

U PPL LIKE THIS OMG GROSS

[shutupbear]

It rubs the lotion on it's skin

[Putridprudential]

@shutupbear 1+

[defectivegorilla]

Glad to see he's been keeping himself busy.

[kaozbender]

I

FUCKING

KNEW

IT

[YOURFACEOUCH]

1:17 - 1:30

...

Why so serious Chris Chan?

[lefarce]

I stop paying attention to Chris-Chan for about two years, and I come back to him turning into Transsexual Joker.

[LisaChuUK]

waitt.. he went out in PUBLIC like this??

[smile221]

Ahahaha those cucumber slices are like 3 inches thick 

[19Kurashu90]

AMAZING!!! The more videos he posts on YT the more it gets worst!

[MrMalfunction]

I must be in the weird part of youtube again....

[mryoshi1221]

Cross dressing.

[shanethefox]

man, it's like just when we thought he couldn't get any fucking creepier

[TripleTriptocaine]

he kinda reminds me of that dude from silence of the lambs " put the lotion in the basket"

[thesega99]

Watching this is the equivalent to watching Walt Disney's severed head eat a lump of dog fecies with ketchup. It makes my brain barf. *gag*

[RobonHood889]

OMG What the f,,,,,,,,,

[10191927]

Chris looks like an obese retarded woman trying to dress like a normal woman who has no concept of how women dress, while going by how a man thinks a woman should dress.

[McDynamicEntry]

WHY DO I DO THESE TO MYSELF?!

[CrazyCheeseMagee]

They said I could be anything I wanted to be, so I became my own boyfriend-free girlfriend.

[sfighter991]

....THAT WAS JUST...WRONG!!! O-O

[wormwood5073]

He's going to murder someone one day.

[TheNemesis274]

@wormwood5073 Well he almost did....sorta.

[nanlady]

The saddest part is that he looks genuinely happy, moreso than he ever seemed when with any of his 'girlfriends'.

[Poiuppi]

This is madness

[mrfalafl]

@Poiuppi madness...?

THIS

IS

CWCVILLE!!!

[iLoveJackingOn]

look on the bright side chris chan, you're finally going to lose your virginity.... in prison and against your own will

[carnyzzle]

... once time travel exists, I will go back in time, and force myself to not watch this video.

[SUISElSEKI]

they are going to rape his arse in prison

[iLoveJackingOn]

@SUISElSEKI he's going to finally lose his virginity

[avojaifnot]

@SUISElSEKI As if people would even consider raping him, hehe

[aosth5]

Honestly, I think this is an improvement.

[MrCyberSiren]

My stomach...

and why is my boner growing...?

i'm outta here...

[daargit]

...So it's okay for him to crossdress and display it publicly, but it's not okay for homosexuals/non-heteronormativ­es to do what they want in their own bedroom?

He realizes THIS is also condemned in his bible, right?

Omg, Chris. Really though.

[mrfalafl]

at least he shaved his pits

[BroadwayRonMexico]

I guess this is what he meant by "sweetheart from the ground up"

[MagicPineapple96]

Previous comment made my day XD

[WookieNutSack]

This reminded me of Silence Of The Lambs...creepy

[cosrev]

Bob needs to cut that down....buh...

[some14u2no]

@cosrev He dead.

[SupaMarioX]

1:11 HE WENT OUT IN PUBLIC LIKE THAT?!

[Slayerkid16]

@SupaMarioX yea lol youd think hed be secretive about shit like this.

[CatNasty]

My life has lost all meaning.

[iLoveJackingOn]

i wish i was born blind now

[glidepunch1534]

O.O This....Is hell. This turns dykes into straight chicks.

[SteveeAlbino]

I'D FUCKING TAP THAT

[onemidnightgone]

The sad thing is that I know a girl who looks like him. And I own that nail polish he showed. Urgh.

[Evenson71]

I really don't understand this guy, it's like he really is the lowest of the low you can find...you have to look extremely hard to find people like this, i do believe he is indeed Autistic and that his parents poor parenting skills have had a big effect on him but there has to be more to make this dude the way he is, it's like all people who are loners or have shit lives can look at cwc and instantly feel better about themselves....

[TheFishyNach0]

To unlock this door with a manchilds imagination,beyond it is another dimension,a dimension of cross dressing,a dimension of delusion,a dimension of freakyness,your moving into a land of both shadow and substance of things and ideas just cross over to The Chandler Zone.

[SlamageEntertainment]

Dear god, he pretends that people actually like him.

[SteveeAlbino]

Damn that song thanks I wanted to know this song :) p.s. that's fucking sick

[wecatohispano]

this gives a new meaning to the phrase "once you see it, you cannot unsee it"

[LenaLain54652]

that is seriously embarassing. god......omg! omg...brb i need to go and scrub my eyes out with acid.

[RTA07]

And... he's saying he has a 'girlfriend"?

<__< What is dis logic? I don't even...

[MrsPaul]

@RTA07

Said "girlfriend" is most likely made out of plastic.

[adam18man]

ugh....

[ArmedDriller20022]

Well... Chris-Chan snapped... again...

Also, on a side note: He's going to prison? What did he do this time?

[iwantausernamenow333]

@ArmedDriller20022 Some shit at the game place, assulted a cop, almost ran over someone, the usge. Also, i don't think he's going to prison *yet* he and him mom have another hearing in January

[ArmedDriller20022]

@iwantausernamenow333 Ah. That makes sense. I'm surprised it's taken the deranged man-child this long to get into a situation like this, I expected it to happen years ago. I wonder what he's going to do if the charges don't get dropped.

[derpguyjohn]

sometimes I am struck by the unimaginable horror of the universe we inhabit.

[Chinelin]

brb commiting suicide

[ZombieEater2010]

Damn, it's an IRL Buffalo Bill.

[WelfareScumRetard]

lol. Can you imagine him in prison? The niggers there are going to have a field day with this feminine man-child.

[theraynexperience]

@WelfareScumRetard Not even the most sexually-violent, pitch-dark Islamic prison niggos from Uganda will touch him.

[korynnleefx]

Dunno why you censored it, as if the rest of the photo wasn't also scarring

[brianblackberry]

NO.JPG Just.. stop! Jeebus!

[Demonic666Aura]

Wat the FUCK was i just watching?!

[tomace0711]

@Demonic666Aura I don't know what kind FUCKED UP SHIT THIS IS!! DX

[MrsPaul]

Pass the brain bleach por favor.

[TheNemesis274]

@MrsPaul TAKE ALL OF THE BLEACH!

[DesuOperator]

@MrsPaul Fuck brain bleach, I need .50 Cal asprins.

[DescarteSilas]

Baltimora doesn't deserve this.

[applepet]

@DescarteSilas No one deserves this.

[BlueFalcon86]

What to us looks like censor blocks is merely an atmospheric phenomenon created by the earth that attempts to equalize the vast amounts of ugly being produced by his lower appendages.

[BoukenCrimson]

I wonder if Chris's galpals from High School have seen this yet.

[jayandclemstrikeback]

goodbye hooooooorseeeees

[TheDarkShaolin]

What has been seen cannot be unseen

[binkerrrrr]

why is it censored

[halodystroyer44]

@binkerrrrr why you want to see what behind it?

[binkerrrrr]

@halodystroyer44 because chris chan is so sexy DUH

[TundraTheWuff]

Excuse me while I put this shotgun in my mouth and play duck hunt.

[DeSnubbehez]

this is the Unknown eleventh floor of hell In Dante's Inferno,

The 12'Th floor being CWC's shower video

[satinsguard]

@Gongleboodz NO! You do NOT want to see them!

[CeleryMan3]

1:02 Barb 2.0

[joe9320]

Must.... puke.... BLLLAAAARRRRRRRR!

[TheMadDawg88]

This is the most hellish video of him I've ever seen

[TheMadDawg88]

I'm gonna kill myself

[Gxyz222]

Go out Chris Chan! Go out and Tomgirl...TO THE EXTREME! LOL!

[spellbreakerko]

MY EYES! D:<

[Midan]

So I guess he's gonna be popular in prison...

[CinnabonChan]

@Midan Nope. The sight of him makes boners shrivel up and fall off.

[Afxtn]

is this real life?

[ShadowAngelicus1323]

So....he's a tranny now?

Fabu-fucking-tastic. >C

[Killerthewolfdog]

There goes my Bi-curiosity....

[HarukaAnimeFan]

This is so straight.

[TeenageTomboy]

...I can totally see him in the movie "Rocky Horror Picture Show"....

[PorkyBot07]

He looks like Trey Parker lol

[AkamuSlayer]

Why am I watching this? How did I get here? Is this real life?

[dylan697]

i liked him better when he was just a sweaty manchild

[thefirstdaveprime]

'SOME' people should NOT have access to the Interwebz!! If this man-child had been under proper PARENTAL supervision, the trolling/teasing/harassment wouldn't have broken his mind like this! O.o

[iranoutofgoodnames]

Would you fuck me?

I'd fuck me.

I'd fuck me hard.

[DarklightZER0]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!­!!

[xxpoisenandkissesxx]

It rubs the lotion on it's skin, or else it gets the hose again.

[TheN6420]

Wow this is so ''sexy''

[rafflecupter]

This is how Leatherface started, it's only a matter of time.

[harizotoh7]

He's so hideously gross looking. All body fat with no muscle. 

[Silverthumb]

0:18 I'm Popeye the sailor man! TOOT TOOT!

[sonja196384]

Seek the Lord young man, You will find love and compassion in him.

[AlterBridgeSaint]

If this is not gay I'm doing something wrong!

[StarStruckSockPuppet]

He is more fucked up than rosie o'donnell's cholesterol!

[KittyRavage]

I don't think any of us saw this coming, best moment in Chris-Chan history.

[Christhefireshark]

Now that male lesbian thing makes perfect sense...

[salamirterra]

STAY STRAIGHT PEOPLE

[utubesuckbad]

HE NOT GAY OK WE GARANTEE!

[ToviaPicoru]

Nah, nah, Chris totally isn't gay or anything... :P

[thtartguy]

god bless whomever took the time to blur these images

[im1sickfuck]

i went to highschool with this retard...we used to throw pennies under the vending machines just so we could watch him lay face down in filth and struggle to get them...also he rocked a chip n dale rescue rangers bookbag and cried in the halll because he made a c....major fuckin idiot

[natethegreats65amg]

@im1sickfuck I feel sorry that you live so close to and went to school with this dunce! Do you still see him? Did he stalk girls and throw bigtime temper tantrums when he didn't get what he wanted?

[StarStruckSockPuppet]

@drogothlord lol

[livster493]

This guy is going to become a serial killer. I just know it. He has all the signs! He's going to be that dude from Human Centipede 2. 0_o

[ApacheMan2K]

@livster493 If he does become a serial killer, he might be killed easily. He does have negative muscle mass, after all. Heck, I'm sure that one punch in the crotch might leave him crying like the manbaby he is.

[keygenboi]

cute <3

[Kristanni20X6]

@keygenboi no

[Mystifiedfire]

When did Buffalo Bill get a Youtube account?

[berserkerlonewolf]

Holy shit. Seriously. This guy is going to kill several people and be dissected by news analysts for the next 6 years.

[misterogers]

Reactions (28)

Cute - 2

What is wrong with the internet?

[HuaYifu]

looks like he's officially going to prison ;)

[ToviaPicoru]

Would you fuck him? I wouldn't fuck him. I wouldn't fuck him so hard.

[BrendonSmall456]

@ToviaPicoru Buffalo Chris!

[ToviaPicoru]

@BrendonSmall456 Yes! xD

[silentsurvivor2011]

Why Chris turned out like this? I don't understand.

[ApacheMan2K]

@silentsurvivor2011 Probably because all the friends he had were "gal-pals", so he was influenced by the opposite sex.

[zoetherebel]

Something tells me I own that top...

OH GOD.

[thgodofwar]

@zoetherebel BURN IT NOW! IT HAS THE STINK OF AXE!

[zombienashuuun]

single-handedly setting transgendered people back another ten years

[WaluigisTacoStand]

Hey Bob, Snorlax, stop coddling your child already and just let him know that its perfectly fine to admit being gay. He'd struggle less in social settings with that comfort of being openly gay than being compelled to find a boyfriend-free girl for the rest of his life.

[Dekabreak101]

gay fuel

[R4INYD4Y]

this video overall made me died a little inside

after 0:11 i threw up in my mouth, realizing that i have that same top...

[TheNintendoJuggalo]

He's not getting anything (man/woman) anyway...

[MarcfromTreasureNet1]

I am giving this little sweetie a free charter membership to Treasurenet

[YaoiCutieX3]

anybody got eye bleach? i used all mine and my eyes still arent clean.

[bluereaper75]

MY EYES IM BLIND FUCK

[CinnabonChan]

"Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me so hard."

[CinnabonChan]

Chris Chan, if you are suddenly so concerned about your appearance, why don't you eat those cucumbers instead of putting them on your freaking face.

[Inuboy1000]

Chris is CLEARLY straight!

[ahatecrime69]

This calls for a lynch mob. Kill it. The Health Department must bar the doors shut and set that house on fire.

I can not imagine what it must be like for the people of Ruckersville to have their hometown synonymous with this disgusting freak-show.

His virgin-rage and the results of his love-quest are proof of the latent support of Eugenics inherent in us all.

For the good of humanity, someone *must* put a gun to its brain-stem and pull the trigger. May matricide be the redemption of Snorlax?