Lewis Black the problem with milk today

[hound714]

there was only one kind of milk...moo cow fuck milk.

priceless.!!!

[goldenluver33]

It is talking to my milk and making it feel bad about itself!

[thisisntagoodname]

I find normal white milk to be the nastiest shit ever. If I must drink milk and other flavors are available (such as chocolate) I will choose it over white. XD

[keliata]

"That sh** belongs in the yogurt section." LOL LOL LOL

[Riggro]

truth is, all adults are lactose intolerant to a degree. I stopped drinking milk and cheese two years ago, my weight is under control, I have much more energy and my gas problem is not as bad as it used to be.

When I try drinking cow milk I actually find it disgusting.

Cheese however, I do miss... every now and then I'll have some.

for cereal I use almond milk (or almond juice as Mr Black would call it)

it tastes really good actually.

[imacoolguy23]

Moocow fuckmilk. I'ma say that from now on.

[spanky061970]

If your lactose intolerant you can't drink milk. So whats in the fucking carton?

[GhostyGoldfish]

I like moo-cow fuck-milk with oreos.

[bentribb]

if youre lactose intolerant, you can't drink milk.......so whats in the fucking carton

[fvboss429]

I CRY EVERY TIME I SEE HIM ON STAGE

[rpowarz]

soy juice, lmao! blucky.

[rpowarz]

side splitting, hahaha!

[Twargan]

LOVE Lewis Black, he rants like an old guy, but its so damn you funny you cant stop laughing....

[StormTrooper861]

hes talking to my milk and making it feel bad about itself!!!!!!!!!!xDDDDDD

[AgMachinist]

You know how I know soy milk isn't real milk. Because there is no soy titty.

[bent2422]

best line ever

[PhenyxinNC]

@AgMachinist and my fist stopped...right in his face

[spanky061970]

I love Lewis blacks comedy. most of the time.