Harry Potter - My Immortal - Chapter 43 2/2

[breaksystembse]

"This is like the WEIRDEST SHIT ever!"

Understatement of the f**king century. -__-

[Camelle1986]

A glock is actually the name of an Austrian semi automatic pistol. So I guess only guys can have pistols then. Sexism, much?

[kacounicorn]

Brendon Urie's the lead singer of Panic! at the Disco. They're actually really good ._.

[kiy1999]

" Get on with it."

" I looked sexily- that's what she said-."

[darlagoddesshate]

Hey don't discriminate against the stanists >.>

[djstube64]

Quick question,

Where the hell are all the normal people in hogwarts?!?! i mean, there has to be some, doesn't there? Or does Ebony just think that your eather a satanist gothic or a prep, and that there's no inbetween?

I suppose being got IS normal for her.

[KoraBloom]

@djstube64 That seems to be the case. Everyone's either a 'goff' or a prep. What about everyone else?

[JackTR21]

But Snape had the caramel

[EmoYaoiFangirl]

She licked the caramel off of Harry during the shish kabob.

Satisfied?

[xXSweetxNightmareXx]

And omg... the orgy... While hilarious in all ways(screamed screamed) including the Draco-Harry-Eboby Dick-Kabob, has convinced me that there is no way Tara herself has ever had sex. Ever. ((And for the love of good writing, I hope she never does. Imagine her having CHILDREN. o.o I'm sure they'd all be satanic Goffs that look exactly like Gerard Way. Even if they were girls.))

[KoraBloom]

@xXSweetxNightmareXx It would be just as bad if she adopted kids because she'd still be raising them.

[xXSweetxNightmareXx]

Dammit, why'd she have to bring Brendan into this fic? She's making me feel bad for admitting I like ANY bands she mentions! :( ((I love Evanescence and Panic! At the Disco, and I like Good Charlotte's older stuff, and My Chemical Romance isn't bad. Until this piece of crap decided to drag their names through the badly written mud!))

[EmoYaoiFangirl]

YES! YES! YES! I've been waiting for the threesome since the fucking beginning of this hell fest!! And she decided to do it NOW?!

[ultrafly100]

2 people are preps

[DesiretoInspireyo]

Where is 44?

[DesiretoInspireyo]

Well I'm thinking Tara's a virgin

[NYhippie543]

I really want to meet this Tara.... So that I can punch her in the face and proceed to torture her until she begs for death, shoot her in the hands so that she can NEVER WRITE AGAIN and then toss her into the East River while there is a blizzard raging. In only her underwear. Because even abominations need dignity.

[masterplusmargarita]

@NYhippie543 I'm sorry, but I think publicly admiting that you wrote this... thing immediately sets your maximum possible dignity level to negative infinity. So don't worry 'bout that.

[yellowbeard1]

My Immortal is a joke.... it has to be.... nobody is this stupid, right?

[tribblesomnomnom]

@yellowbeard1 I (and about 70% every one else) is thinking troll.

I seriously hope this is the case.

[Cypherfall]

the accent just made this a whole lot better than it had any right to be

[protoAuthor]

They all took out their Glocks? I thought this was an orgy, not a shootout!

[Andreus]

The charming Scottish accents make this ever so much better.

[Goodeyesniper913]

Brendon Urie is the leas singer of Panic! at the Disco and Frank Iero is the guitarist in MCR.. shocking that she would mention Frank, no?

[musicalwithfangs]

Did Tara just turn the Battle of Hogwarts . . . into a giant orgy? And why do I find this idea so disturbingly awesome?

[XXXKingofSorrow]

I guess this fic... *puts on shades*

...was blown away.

YYYYYYEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

[lycaonpictus77]

When I came and heard coughing I actually wondered for a moment if it had KILLED him. It wouldn't surprise me.

[craziem0r0n]

I selectively took the caramel from my pocket. And then….. I began frenching Draco sexily.

[craziem0r0n]

I have to express my disgust.

Lets just get on with it! .... that's what she said.

LOL win! XD

[Tareltonlives]

"So who's the good guy in this story?"

"Vampire didn't know who Satan was" LOL

"This is the weirdest shit ever"

At least it's more honest about being a self-insertion masturbation aid than the Draco Trilogy.

[hellokitty1494]

@Tareltonlives Ahem. I believe it's masticating.

[painlessissuicide]

take some fucking cough medicine

[keyburrito]

I think the caramal was supposed to be for when they frenched each other.

[Zetsu101019]

lolol, hottest foursome sex scene ever written. xD

[Jodjoddod]

do you think, maybe, that when she said caramel, she meant condom? It's the only reasonable thing i can thing of during the middle of a 'sex' scene

[discordlives]

I figure the caramel was supposed to be the camera she had before....

[CybilBennett66]

This girl apparently only had a very vague idea about how sex works..... x__x

[GIRfan4]

Greatest. Orgy. Ever.

[sketchy2]

everyone's either a satanist or a prick. LOL!

screamscream.

[PrincezzMeechie]

Or both, lol

[YusukeYuichie]

Didn't she say that her character wasn't a whore some odd chapters back? And now she's having an orgy.....WTF?!

[KazukiriMishamiota]

@YusukeYuichie Well, it's not like this is the first real orgy either. There have been a few other scenes that might classify as that too. (Though the consistency of them is debatable at best.) Anyway, this is Ebony/Enoby/Eboby/Egogy/TaEbor­y Dark'ness Dementia Raven/Tara Way we're talking about here. Expect everything previously noted about her to contradict itself at least once.

At the very least, it's good for a laugh or ten.

[kakashimorph]

And then she selectively pontificated the caramel from her pocket. The end.

[ReHatake]

I made the mistake of sipping some coke right before the shish kabob comment and spent the next minute trying to remember how to breathe.

[itachifan1243]

The caramel is the only part of this story that makes sense. and even that doesn't make sense!XD

[ToruKun1]

"It's like a shish-kebab!" XDD

[sparkplugminuet]

How come every time they have sex, someone shows up?

Also, I love that you're cheering each other on. I don't know if I could have made it this far without you. But I'm so glad I did.

[ilovelibertyTYC]

@sparkplugminuet Because Tara WANTS people to see "enoby" (aka Tara) having sex… o.o

[kidxwiththechemicals]

Frank is adorable...

a leather bra would be extremely uncomfortable.

[WhoIsCarla]

"Its like a shish kabob"

I don't think I've EVER laughed so hard.

[bamgurl13]

lol caramel i think she ment camera:)

[iliketurtles6667]

no ice cream, just a caramel!

[SariTsamon]

The caramel is the best part of this story <3

[BadgerX153]

I am pretty sure the caramel is supposed to be the camera. The car with the 666 plates could fly...

I do think that if you were trying to throw curses at someone while having a three-way that the person who was not having sex would have the advantage, even in chains. In theory, he could still use magic, not that we have seen much magic really.

[MistyMikoK]

well Enoby cant do magic anyhow she just throws he wand to trip other characters

[Katherine10101]

Caramel?? WTF?? Lmfao!

pfft... Gerord. lol

[courtknee]

Caramel meant camera earlier, too. Also, the cars can fly, if I recall correctly.

[mithwen]

Maybe "caramel" means "camera"?

[sageribbons]

Maybe she meant condom?

I mean... Caramel, condom...

Condiment, it's not SO far off that she wouldn't try it.

[MistyMikoK]

i think she means her camera, the one that vampire was using earlier

[Pheorach]

I wanna find out what happens to the caramel...

[powerhockeygirl]

Frank Iero is the rhythem guitarist of MCR.

[justgoaway11]

And I laughed when she said him cause I was all "Frank's not 'ferosiouslly sexy' he's short and adorable. ^-^"

[powerhockeygirl]

Agreed.

I think Frank's a little more of the little brother of the band than Mikey. But they're both adorable.

I laughed when I'd heard that when they were filming Famous Last Words, Frank got scared of the flames and jumped on Gerard. All I could think was, 'lol. He's like a cute little baby.'

/random

[powerhockeygirl]

Lol. Gerord...

[JukeboxBars]

So many things to say about this chapter.

So...much...badly written sex.

First, Brendon Urie is indeed the lead singer of Panic at the Disco. Frank Iero is the guitarist in My Chemical Romance (and oms he kissed gerord sexily a lot oms rnt bi guyz zooo hawt?)

Also, the way she 'selectively' takes the caramel from her pocket makes you think that there's more in there.