@Beliebin4JDB The 3rd man said that his husband loved to have sex with him so he is going to make chilli with the ashes in it. Then the man is going to have dhiarriah ( sorry for spelling that wrong) and it would be the equivalent to have sex with him
On December 24,2006 at 8 o'clock in the morning, a boy by the name of Scott was found dead. No one Could come up with the cause of his death.His mother checked his emails because his computer was on.Turns out he was still signed into myspace.She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter.if you don't repost this to 6 videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight. sorry don't wanna die
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On December 24,2006 at 8 o'clock in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead.Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death.His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened.Turns out he was still signed into myspace.She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter.if you don't repost this to 6 videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight
On December 24,2006 at 8 o'clock in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead.Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death.His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened.Turns out he was still signed into myspace.She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter.if you don't repost this to 6 videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight. sorry don't wanna die
On December 24,2006 at 8 o'clock in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead.Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death.His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened.Turns out he was still signed into myspace.She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter.if you don't repost this to 6 videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight. sorry don't wanna die
On December 24,2006 at 8 o'clock in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead.Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death.His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened.Turns out he was still signed into myspace.She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter.if you don't repost this to 6 videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight. sorry don't wanna die
@abhijeet12211 On December 24,2006 at 8 o'clock in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead.Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death.His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened.Turns out he was still signed into myspace.She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter.if you don't repost this to 6 videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight. sorry don't wanna die X 6 XD
Dont read this cause it actually works. u will be kissed in the nearest possible Friday by the love of your life. However if you do not post this comment on at least 3 videos, you will die within 2 days. now you started reading this don't stop. This is so scary. Put this on at least 5 videos in 143 minutes and when your done, press F6 and your lover's name will apper on the screenin big letters. This s so scary cuz it actually works
@TheChocoloco95 Don't mix katakana and hiragana characters. But, yes, you said that right, except after ざ, you need a hiragana i. Don't use "ー" with hiragana characters, only katakana characters. Good luck on your Japanese studies ^_^
@Moshikashitenai FFFF- i was so close! but i had to copy and paste the characters from some strange web site and i got confused so that's why i mixed them "OTL ^^;... yeah i'm teaching it to myself so i need the luck :-> thank you
@guzuntitemon i have bing translator but translators are always inaccurate :-> so therefore i'm teaching the language to myself it's a lot easier to learn if you don't use the translator
so your mom was giving me fantastic oral sex, i then preceded to ejaculate directly in her mouth, she swallowed it and raved about how tasty and thick it was
hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA YOU RE THE MILK!!!
this nerrater is awful, i can barely understand what hes sayin half of the time and the other half i hear is SPIT coming out of his mouth.....EWW gross
@TheDarkThoughtHP He put his ashes in the chili- he's gonna tear his ass up one more time like he used to when he was alive. It was his gay lover- get it?
@SwaggaSoSick32 aww you just learned how to swear :D look im not starting shit..its a gay joke, chili gives some painful aftermath :P and im guessing his dead boyfriend was just as rough as the chili xD
a gay couple enters a sex shop and they are looking at condoms which have cars draw on and one of them says:
-which car should we drive today BMW or Mercedes?
a salesman says:
-you should take an SUV you will drive through shit anyways...
Brugar18 2 weeks ago
@JTkatz07 too soon...
crazykillakitteh 2 weeks ago
Hella funny!
Ra1dersFoLife 1 month ago
Aahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahagahathat reminds me of Robert Downey jr.
GreenBeret1903 1 month ago
I bet that's what Bam did with Dunn's ashes
JTKatz07 1 month ago
:-o Yo! Hahahahahaaaa!!!
theresavtaylor 1 month ago
I don't get it
Beliebin4JDB 1 month ago
@Beliebin4JDB The 3rd man said that his husband loved to have sex with him so he is going to make chilli with the ashes in it. Then the man is going to have dhiarriah ( sorry for spelling that wrong) and it would be the equivalent to have sex with him
MeNotYou239 1 month ago
@Beliebin4JDB CAUSE YOUR FUCKING 9, GTFO!!!!
TheCALLofAwesome 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
@TheCALLofAwesome And you're 8 because you use caps and you use the word "GTFO!!!!"
Ironic.
CLICKMEYOULOSER 1 month ago
@CLICKMEYOULOSER and you still dont get the joke you little asstard. Btw your still 9. dickhead.
TheCALLofAwesome 1 month ago
@TheCALLofAwesome You're replying to the wrong guy you blind fuck. I do get the joke and I'm 20. You waste of oxygen.
CLICKMEYOULOSER 1 month ago
@TheCALLofAwesome i'm 21 but i dont have a dirty mind like you weird ass crackers
Beliebin4JDB 1 month ago
3 Khristophers?
SilferIII 2 months ago
Out of all the eli jokes, this one is the funniest!!! 8D
QuantisHero 2 months ago
Wouldn't the ashes turn all of the fish gay too?
Scarymovie290 2 months ago
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الله اكبر
wwefan12372 2 months ago
tear my ass up one more time.. rofl
Thetrollmaster2000 3 months ago
@Mincraftmodsrule Well that's what he gets for using MySpace.
TrackpadProductions 3 months ago
3 gay men died wow what a start...
LofiCactus86 4 months ago
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On December 24,2006 at 8 o'clock in the morning, a boy by the name of Scott was found dead. No one Could come up with the cause of his death.His mother checked his emails because his computer was on.Turns out he was still signed into myspace.She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter.if you don't repost this to 6 videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight. sorry don't wanna die
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Mincraftmodsrule 4 months ago
i love how the guy chuckle at the end!
likewatever100 4 months ago
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On December 24,2006 at 8 o'clock in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead.Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death.His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened.Turns out he was still signed into myspace.She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter.if you don't repost this to 6 videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight
24yue 4 months ago
Is it me or does any one else realize at every video after eli tells his joke's,theres two guys chuckling!
Even at the dumb ones!
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3 Guys are in a cafe.
The first guy says "I have the smallest arm in the world."
The second guy says I have the smallest head in the world."
The third guy says I have the smallest dick in the world.
They all go to the Guinness Book of World records.
The first guy comes back and says I really have the smallest arm in the world.
The seconds guy returns and says I have the smallest head in the world.
The third guy comes back and angrily says WHO THE FUCK IS JUSTIN BIEBER
Lilwhitechick09 4 months ago in playlist Lilwhitechick09's Favorited Videos
thats fucking disgusting some are funnyish but FUCK this isnt
PCReviewGamerz 4 months ago
DOESNT MAKE ME LAUGH BUT I ENJOY
VirginOfRape 5 months ago
My favorite :3
TheAnnemarie818 5 months ago
LMFAO Rotfl! hahahahaha!
ineedascreenname1 5 months ago
Haha ._.
iCRAVEmadness 6 months ago
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Godzilla90fan1 6 months ago
Lol
soinicx2 6 months ago
HOSHIMITA HOSHIMITA!!
azgore1234 7 months ago
@azgore1234 Congratulations, you stole a joke! Douche.
LegendaryPapaya 6 months ago 9
@azgore1234 Hoshimota. -.-
SweHuntah123 5 months ago
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rwjmgmannoyorangefan 7 months ago
lol this is the first one that i lmao-ed at
dallen3000 7 months ago
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abhijeet12211 7 months ago
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@abhijeet12211 On December 24,2006 at 8 o'clock in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead.Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death.His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened.Turns out he was still signed into myspace.She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter.if you don't repost this to 6 videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight. sorry don't wanna die X 6 XD
rocker2113 7 months ago
@rocker2113 NO ONE GOES ON MYSPACE ANYMORE XD
kulage200 7 months ago 5
I love how he smiles at the end!
HimokoSonozaki 7 months ago
bravo eli, we need more jokers like u in the world
adarshsly 7 months ago
this is the best one!!! :D
harrilamb 7 months ago
this was nice i hope everyone got it ;dd
coolclipsVEVO 7 months ago
omg roflz
superstandardman 7 months ago
90 year old virgin goes to the doctor for crabs... the doctor says, "You don't have crabs, those are fruit flies. Your cherry's rotten!"
dayman822 8 months ago 2
I love eli's smile at the end
Flyjammer 8 months ago
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Dont read this cause it actually works. u will be kissed in the nearest possible Friday by the love of your life. However if you do not post this comment on at least 3 videos, you will die within 2 days. now you started reading this don't stop. This is so scary. Put this on at least 5 videos in 143 minutes and when your done, press F6 and your lover's name will apper on the screenin big letters. This s so scary cuz it actually works
Frshy7 8 months ago
LOL
Rin1611 8 months ago
disturbing!
shaigen1 8 months ago 4
@DeclinedDreadHD Because you wanted to be random
Gigaman1245 9 months ago
@DeclinedDreadHD Dude, watch all episodes
Gigaman1245 9 months ago
@DeclinedDreadHD Nope
Gigaman1245 9 months ago
Gay joke ftw!
MeMyMindandSomthing 9 months ago
LOL
guruvag 10 months ago
lol
brazothegr8 10 months ago
i knew the 3rd man would say something wrong as hell >.<
paramorevampire1996 10 months ago 55
EW! XD
SirWildwind 10 months ago
ha the fuck ha my therapist didn't think it was funny ..... old fucking bitch
bokkawokka 10 months ago
this is mad funny, but why do they have to be men? im not against gays nd shit, but the joke can work with the widows being women, not men
ninjaman690 10 months ago
@ninjaman690 cause gays poke it in the butt dummy. tear the ass up...get it? derr
briank1ne 10 months ago
@briank1ne but women can take it up the ass too
ninjaman690 10 months ago
@ninjaman690 theres just something more funny with a gay guy.
briank1ne 10 months ago
@briank1ne true lmao
ninjaman690 10 months ago
Eli said asses! xD
RyanPwns1 10 months ago
Lmao These jokes are hilarious lovesss it ;D !!
DbPriincessxox 10 months ago 177
co za asy...
twilighter4356 11 months ago
omg LMAO
gmjams1 11 months ago
roflroflofl
r3dGilgamesh 11 months ago
HA!
BIGhunt335 1 year ago
lol
DJ53151 1 year ago
:O
DanEiskralle 1 year ago
Hahahahahahahahahaha
wujhasta 1 year ago
Notice that the back guy get's the black canopic jar
MADmanHATTER5 1 year ago
間違って穴! ! ! ! ! ! ! XD
Moshikashitenai 1 year ago
@Moshikashitenai не разбирам и дума китайски!!!!! XD
gso619 1 year ago
@gso619 Почему вы говорите о Китае? Этот язык является японский! <.<
Moshikashitenai 1 year ago
@Moshikashitenai xD that doesn't say hoshimota though is hoshimota even a real word?
TheChocoloco95 1 year ago
@TheChocoloco95 No, I don't believe so. Hoshimoto exists, but it's a name. Machigatte ana (間違って穴) means "wrong hole."
Moshikashitenai 1 year ago
@Moshikashitenai あーそーですカ！
どモありがとござます
i hope i said that right lol
TheChocoloco95 1 year ago
@TheChocoloco95 Don't mix katakana and hiragana characters. But, yes, you said that right, except after ざ, you need a hiragana i. Don't use "ー" with hiragana characters, only katakana characters. Good luck on your Japanese studies ^_^
Moshikashitenai 1 year ago
@Moshikashitenai FFFF- i was so close! but i had to copy and paste the characters from some strange web site and i got confused so that's why i mixed them "OTL ^^;... yeah i'm teaching it to myself so i need the luck :-> thank you
TheChocoloco95 1 year ago
@TheChocoloco95 You do know you could use Google translate right?
guzuntitemon 1 year ago
@guzuntitemon i have bing translator but translators are always inaccurate :-> so therefore i'm teaching the language to myself it's a lot easier to learn if you don't use the translator
TheChocoloco95 1 year ago
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so your mom was giving me fantastic oral sex, i then preceded to ejaculate directly in her mouth, she swallowed it and raved about how tasty and thick it was
xxxprmxxx 1 year ago
226 Fags disliked this!
NyttAura 1 year ago
@NyttAura 227
abcdefashley1 1 year ago
elis the black man at 0:13
debo1180 1 year ago
A baby seal walks into a club.
FuzzyBojangles 1 year ago
funniest one hahahahahahahahahahhahahaha
MtSaintClair 1 year ago
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Anybody notice that the black guy was in a black vase? lmao
natstar27 1 year ago
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229 people are gay
conradbhockey 1 year ago
this ones my fav ! xD
carolinedarlene 1 year ago
LOL these episodes rocks,all of em LOL
FanOFFiFa 1 year ago
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
pppie123 1 year ago
what elis black?
zach7118 1 year ago
eli your a fuckin classic
curtiskealoha 1 year ago
Hahahahahaha lol...rofl....LMFAO xD
jimipage6662 1 year ago
Why don't Witches have babies? Because Wizards have crystal balls!
TheSkuLLcomedyShow 1 year ago
hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA YOU RE THE MILK!!!
REYTUYO 1 year ago
this nerrater is awful, i can barely understand what hes sayin half of the time and the other half i hear is SPIT coming out of his mouth.....EWW gross
MrCoverartist 1 year ago
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
RageKingsFTW 1 year ago
Hoshimota!
notitalian105 1 year ago 526
@notitalian105 Wrong hole!
Gigaman1245 9 months ago
@notitalian105 Wat chu mean 'wrong hole?'
duckmanham 9 months ago
@notitalian105
what you mean wrong hole??
skateyasha1 8 months ago
@notitalian105 ohhhh wrong hole!
JoeWazzington 8 months ago
@notitalian105 what u mean worng hole
nilsonthekiller 6 months ago
xD so gross.....but LOL XD
Myrandomnesscat 1 year ago
ewwwww gross hahaha
Candystrap 1 year ago
oh eme heh!!!! THis is funny as fuck!! LOL!
SilverDec9 1 year ago
i vomited after hearing this
strongghy65 1 year ago
ash that tears ass XD
majorpho 1 year ago
so nasty
MrPunkFox 1 year ago
HAHAHAHA...I shouldnt laugh but that was a good one!!!!
mojotwister420 1 year ago
This is just wrong, worst of mankind but also funny as heck.
I'm ashamed I found that hilarious.
Timefliesbye 1 year ago
i dont get it
LilJ367 1 year ago
@LilJ367 Chili makes you fart, or have to take a shit. So if he put it in his chili, then the chili will tear his ass up.
smokintheblaze 1 year ago
@LilJ367 HAHAHAHA
HELLIONNUMBER96 1 year ago
@LilJ367 because your a fucking retard
foolish42088 1 year ago
lawl @ Eli as a black guy xD
busitbaybay04 1 year ago
this is by far the best one! and my favorite :D
rockerkidd3196 1 year ago
LOL!!!!!
350T350Silverado97 1 year ago
Anybody notice that the black guy was in a black vase? lmao
Playmaker2rb 1 year ago
LMAO!!!HILARIOUS!
ChickRocker829 1 year ago
lol eli's black
legomaster335 1 year ago
UR NASTY U FAG ALL THEM JOKES HAPPENED TO U
Ramiro542 1 year ago
@Ramiro542 they won't or else they wouldn't be called jokes.
spacepolic29 1 year ago
this joke made me sick lol
nautypup20 1 year ago
that was hilarious and disgusting lmao
Katrieka 1 year ago
ouch HAHAHAHA
bigobrother123 1 year ago
lol
ScottishPEACEguy 1 year ago
oh lawd
ballsopt 1 year ago
can the old dude talk a bit more clearly?i dont get the joke at all...
TheDarkThoughtHP 1 year ago
@TheDarkThoughtHP He put his ashes in the chili- he's gonna tear his ass up one more time like he used to when he was alive. It was his gay lover- get it?
ALLINKNOTS 1 year ago
@ALLINKNOTS oh thnx for telling me that :D
TheDarkThoughtHP 1 year ago
lol thts funny
GuitarHero43701 1 year ago
Hehehehehehehehehe
magicsoul50 1 year ago
LMAO! now that was funny!
Melieb90 1 year ago
put on the captions its wierd
zanethachozenone 1 year ago
ELI IS BLACK
soumoulis3d 1 year ago
Funny Shit!!!!
VINTHECHIN1227 1 year ago
the 2nd man is eli
co1epop 1 year ago
XDDDD
Universethehusky 1 year ago
Awww hell no, thats raw
Scozzydav21 1 year ago
lmfao what
MahajiHaji 1 year ago
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh thats so fuckin gross and funny
nice9008 1 year ago
i dont get it
SwaggaSoSick32 1 year ago
@SwaggaSoSick32 do you know how chillie gives you dieria
gboyy887111 1 year ago
@gboyy887111 rofl i get it now so he can tear his asss up again o lol thx dude
SwaggaSoSick32 1 year ago
@SwaggaSoSick32 cuz you're 5.
501poundmiget 1 year ago
@501poundmiget hey man fuck off
SwaggaSoSick32 1 year ago
@SwaggaSoSick32 aww you just learned how to swear :D look im not starting shit..its a gay joke, chili gives some painful aftermath :P and im guessing his dead boyfriend was just as rough as the chili xD
501poundmiget 1 year ago
@501poundmiget ik its a gay joke but still funny
SwaggaSoSick32 1 year ago
eli is the small dude with the afro
wweecwczw 1 year ago
hahahahahhahahahahaha . . . its funny cuz its gross
SunnyDays2407 1 year ago
That is a sick and twisted old man... BUT FUNNY AS HELL >o<
Naruava 1 year ago
ha that one was funny.
eatp69 1 year ago
sooooooooooooooooooo funny
TheAngelwifwings 1 year ago
LMFAO OMFG
PLEEZENinja 1 year ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! so funny
Enzoz122 1 year ago
hahahaha funny
divadancerw 1 year ago
ಠ_ಠ
nova4009 1 year ago
ohhhhh god. hahahhahah thats retarted!
jennalee17 1 year ago
O_O
SarrrrahWuzHere 1 year ago
lmao wow
blackmagik11 1 year ago
this joke is like bad Mexican food, it will always come back to haunt you
ganon1994 1 year ago 79
@ganon1994 pussss...lol
theWORLDisSPIKE 1 year ago
which one is the airline joke? if there is 1
12Foofoo12 1 year ago
LOL
HORRIOR 1 year ago
omfg so fucking funny
MrCorey242 1 year ago
so effing funny, but as wrong as hell!
susieq89197 1 year ago
hey search stuntzforlife on youtube and watch Wake Up Scare Prank, thanks!!!!
stuntzforlife 1 year ago
OUCH
coolishperson 1 year ago
Now that is just wrong...ROFLMAO
checkabalance 1 year ago 2
man i'm to young for these jokes
craigis123 1 year ago
@wjwjwjwj0048
you suck! :D
MrStone125 1 year ago
just LMAO!!!! too funny!!!
diane1403 1 year ago
hahaha!! omg
ballarette 1 year ago
wait a minute the gang leaders are gay with those guys on the couch. that makes gangster look bad it should have been some chicks.
flamethrowerofsuns 1 year ago
....the best.......
TheSpaLife88 1 year ago
Lol great joke xD
m2mfan4eva 1 year ago
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2. think of someone u like
3. press F10 5 times
4. send this to 5 youtube videos<