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  • THATS RICKY TAN?! THATS A MIDGET IN A BATH ROBE!!! LOL!

  • Get yo little punk ass up outta dat chair , right now !

  • Carter: -punches Lee in the nose.-

    Lee: CARTER!!

    Carter: All ya'll look alike! xD

  • NO WONDER U MAD

  • i am a tourist, fool!

  • Are those really Chinese girls? They don't look like

  • Carter:So You think this guy ricky tan blew up the embassy..

    lee: idk.

    carter: oh why da hell u looking for him

    lee: so we gonna find out

    carter:no u gonna find out theres a 2 billion chinese people in here and let one of them be ur partner

    ROFL

  • btw 4:03 is cute :3

  • "America? Want to come to America? Ever heard of America?" LOL

  • *grabs Ricky Tan's robe* "Look little man u comin wit" *Ricky's bodyguards stand up*..."OH...MY...LORD" *politely rubs Ricky Tan's arm* lmao!!

  • lOls How gankstas that.. Lee Dai LO!

  • he towel SNAPPED him on the cock

  • The man is 4ft tall, lets go over and bust him right now Lmao!

  • 2:12-3:00 i was rolling the whole entire time

  • "You sorry? I got somebody's old chopstick STUCK UP MY ASS and all you gotta say to me is that you sorry?!"

    Lmfao, Chris is the fucking bomb! :D

  • Wow look at those sexy asian girls ;)

  • "thats ricky tan??? man thats a midget in a bathrobe!!" hahahaha

  • WHO IS 2.26

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  • @ryuukotsuseii that's natasha yi, the import model/actress

  • that old man in 7:02 is like "i've seen worse"

  • @wugwug LOL I just noticed that....funny

  • Chinese Japanese teen girls COULD be the most beautiful girls on the planet thats an opinion so dnt hate

  • I don't get it. Why were Lee and Carter bummed out when the people in black showed up. Was the duo tired after all that fighting? Did the people in black have guns? What?

  • @bub777 they were tired obviously..

  • @bub777: They had to leave naked and they got in trouble for it XD

  • notice she never gave him his card back

  • "hey hey slow down CHAN!" xD HAHAHAHAHAHA

  • This place is off the hook.. LOL

  • lol very funny scene...chris tucker was hilarious back in the day ,i wish he made more movies was he was young...the new chris tucker isnt as good as the old one rush hour 3 was crap....If u guys really like chris tucker check out money talks one of the funniest movies ever made.

  • lol this movie was damn funny i wish chris tucker made more movies before he got old.....he wasnt that great in rush hour 3 but as for 1 and 2 he was the shit. If u guys like chris tucker watch money talks that movie could be funnier then rush hour 2

  • ricki: i know you your lee a american friend

    jackie:the two americans that were killed

    turker: thats ricky tan??? thats a midget in a bathrobe!!!

  • "all ya'll look alike!" -_-

  • LUV the fighting scene so funny ROFL

  • well hurry up... wuts wrong with you!!?

  • no he's a very dangerous man,i'm a very dangerous man

  • 1:49 soon as they opened that door i said damnnnn!

  • at 6:42 if u stop it ever time u can see that guys dick that when he takes of that dud toulet

  • LOL lee why didnt you tell me the man rolls like this!

  • "Get yo punk ass outta that chair right now!" xDDD

  • america? wanna come to america?

  • le ho ma girl!!! HAH

  • HAHAHA "no wonder you mad" gets me every time

  • LMAO!!!! at the end woooooo ( gets my camera out)

  • LMAO

  • 7:47-7:49 lmaooooooo

  • "I am a tourist fool" damn slow down ching

    hahah love this guy

  • @chiragaryan i think he calls the guy chen, but that part it still hilarious.

  • @mercenary5291 yea but its the best part. too damn gud

  • ALL YALL LOOK ALIKE 

  • you Americans are so funny, and you Asians don't hear that well little Ricky get your little punk ass up out of that chair right now!

  • can i get her..

    and her too

    oh and her

    eh, can i get her?

    (lol wont be anymore girls left if he stayed ther)

  • America?

    Wanna come to America?

    Ever been to America?

    lol best lines in the whole entire movie

  • By far this is my most favorite scene along with the karaoke scene.

  • slow down chen jajajajajaja

  • OMG! he said "don't let this rob fool you cause it's the only color left" LMAO!!

  • Are there really places like this in Hong Kong?

  • from rush hour 1 "damn ching thes sum greesy shit"

  • 0:14 You sorry? I got somebody's old chopsticks stuck up my ass and you sayin' you sorry?

    There was an explosion.

    I DON'T GIVE A DAMN! LOL

  • damn, that chick that moved her tits damn!!!

  • @DamianTheFarmer dude whatever ... -.-

  • Oh dear... Chris Tucker has the most annoying voice ever...

  • @punktitier he's funny, thouqh!!!

  • you sorry? i got somebodys old chopsticks stuck up my ass and all u gotta say is you sorry? LMFAO

  • not many realized that jackie chan is a living legend

  • ''sorry man'' ''GOD'' ''All y'all look alike ! '' HAHAHAHAHAHA :P

  • @MessisWife he doesn't say GOD he says CARTER...

    @94angelanna he doesn't say KFC line he says Buffet line.

    If you guys going to quote at least listen well next time lol

  • "Oh my Goodness, This place is OFF THE HOOK!" lol

  • "and you asians dont here that well" lol funny

  • What You Don't Jump In Front Of A Black Man In A Buffet Line

    XD LMAOO!!!!!!!

  • " you do not jumped in front of a black man in a kfc line"

  • LMFAO @ 1:02 "Hey slow down Chen! hell's wrong wit chu?"

  • 6:45 is da FUNNIEST part of da movie!!!

  • 6:42 HAHA "No wonder ur mad :D " LOL and more ;LOL

  • 6:42 HAHA "No wonder ur mad :D " LOL and more ;LOL

  • 6:42 HAHA "No wonder ur mad :D " LOL and more ;LOL

  • 6:42 HAHA "No wonder ur mad :D " LOL and more ;LOL

  • 6:42 HAHA "No wonder ur mad :D " LOL and more ;LOL

  • YOU ASIANS DONT HEAR THAT WELL! 4:35

  • lmaooo @

    6:11-6:14

  • When Jackie is speaking to the receptionist is he speaking Madarin or Cantonese?

  • @0XmusicforlifeX0 she speaks madarin, but Jackie can speaks both languages.

  • LMAO every sentence he said made me laugh this movie will never get old

  • I LOVE CHINA AND JAPAN MAN

  • funny bit was when tucker hit jakcie chan then chan goes why did u do that 4 tucker goes you all look the same

  • chan kicks ass wit a garbage can

    tucker strips the dude "no wonder u mad

    lol

  • "i got some old chopsticks stuck up my ass and all u gotta say is ur sorry?????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" U GOT AMERICAN MOOONNNAAAYYY?" she said that really weirdly.

    u got it going christ tucker!!!! WOOHOO

  • why does the woman talk like the guy from ownagepranks.

    You got daa monneeh?

  • yeh some of those girls a smokin but whats with the far right one at 2.25 ahahahahahha

  • Don't jump in line In front of a black man.! Lmao Tucker is funny as hell.

  • it's funny when carter at about 2:03-2:04 does that giggle.... i think all us guys would do that if we got to choose any girl we wanted XD

  • follow my lead, act like a tourist

    i am a tourist foo! lol

  • This sounds weird, but that mama san is kinda hot!

  • Awesome movie

  • what are you doing man, you dont jump in front of a black man at a buffet line! lmfaoooo Chris Tucker and Jackie Chan are hilarious and i hope they do a Rush Hour 4

  • @Alb0KiD23 my man they are too old now to do a rush hour 4 lol

  • @Alb0KiD23 They cant cuz Chris got fat and cannot run like he did xD im serious

  • lol when carter said ''am a very dangerous man so funny''

  • "that's ricky tang? that's a midget in a bath robe"...haha loled so hard

  • 6:40 :) haha

  • 7:45

  • my favourite movie ever

  • "get up, get on your feet, get up"..."and you asians don't hear that well- get yo little...punk-ass-up-outta-tha­t-chair-right-now"

    LMAOOOO!

  • *sorry man* CARTER8 ALL YALL LOOK ALIKE*

  • thats very funny @ 1:51

  • very well crafted fight scene

  • I am a tourist fool!

  • sorry men..u all look a like!!!

  • 2:25 and 2:33

    OH MY GOOOOODNESS! HEAVEN ON EARTH YES LORD! lol

  • Hey, what's wrong with you? you don't jump in front of a black man in a buffet line.

  • You Americans are so funny

    Carter : And , You Asians don't hear that well

    lool

  • Several comments come to mind.

    I'm Hispanic but love Asian women

    I do want to go to Hong Kong

    Jet Li needs to be in this film

  • if jet li is in the movie, it won't be funny..

  • LOL "no wonder you mad" 6:39 - 6:46

  • Bullshit.

  • LOL very funny scenes, They are excellent together. I hope they continue to do these movies, we love them in America.

  • Pause 4:13 :P

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  • 6:10 ALL YA'LL LOOK ALIKE!

    LOL

    LMFAO at the end

  • ricky tan's cantonese is really bad!!

  • "just follow my lead, act like a tourist"

    " i am a tourist foo!"

  • "Please, follow her upstairs to the quiet room..." ..."ain't gone be no quiet room no mo...." lmao cracks me up EVERY time

  • 6:23 lol so hilarious

  • its amazing that jackie chan improvises his moves.

  • lol weird you can see all carter's girls but not lee's

  • I got somebodies old chopsticks stuck up my ass and all you gotta say to me is you sorry?

  • Carter takes towel off chinese man:

    CARTER:

    "No wonder you mad"

    whiplash! hahahahaha funniest shit ever

  • thats ricky tan??? thats a midget in a bathrobe!!!

  • chris tucker gasses so much lol

  • Ah yu leddy?

  • at 0:41 what car is that on the left?

  • Classic Rolls Royce

  • I thought so, i would never leave a car like that parked around alot of people....

  • Rolls Royce something

  • This is a great scene.Ilove all of their movies. action and comedy. good mix. The two of them make very good movies I love this mini- peice.

  • but there all hot

  • AMERICA? WANNA COME TO AMERICA???

  • Lol 3:04 ''I Had A Big Fight Last Night With The Triads, Ya'll Ever Heard Of The Triads?, I Beat Down Like 20 Of'em, Ya'll Should've Seen Me It Was On'' haha that lyin' shit :D

    i love his kind of comedy

  • Lee: ''He's A Very Dangerous Man''

    Carter: ''Im A Very Dangerous Man, You Dont Wanna Mess Up My Massage Im Tellin' You Right Now''

    Funniest scene xD

  • lo

    l"That's a midget in a bathrob!"

    "Srry man"

    "Carter!"

    "All ya look alike!"

  • 7:34 is the FUNNIEST !

  • lol Lee:OWW Chris : Sorry All Of You Look A Like LOL

  • Slow down Ching! lol

  • i think he said chinq

  • lol ok.

  • 6:43 "No wonder you man!" LOL

  • its not man, its mad

  • wish i knew who those girls were

  • LOL @ 2:52

  • nice at 2:16! :)

  • Lee:Carter! (throws the bucket to chris.Carter hits everyone with the bucket the takes off some dudes towel.Carter:no wonder u mad!

  • I want that buffet :(

  • Lee:Im sorry . Chris: I got sombody old copstick stuck up my ass

  • Carter punches Lee in the nose

    ''I'm sorry man!''

    ''Carter!''

    ''All you all look alike!''

  • this scene is a homage to 'enter the dragon' where jim kelly's character chooses his hoes for the night lol!

  • seriously, anyone know who the girl giving tucker the back massage?

    hello?

    anyone?

  • instand BONER

  • This gave me a HUGE boner

  • the girl at 2:25 was the best

  • agreed 2:25 was the best

  • ultrasin47: yeah dude same here, 2:25 is fkin h0t! got me hard =X

  • lol

  • lmao

  • lol i never thought heaven was so rough

  • Lol " What's wrong with you, you don't jump in front of a black man in a buffet line calm down"

  • *in a high cheery voice*

    "america? wanna come to america?"

    lmao what are the girls, doggies?

  • there chinese