I don't get it. Why were Lee and Carter bummed out when the people in black showed up. Was the duo tired after all that fighting? Did the people in black have guns? What?
lol very funny scene...chris tucker was hilarious back in the day ,i wish he made more movies was he was young...the new chris tucker isnt as good as the old one rush hour 3 was crap....If u guys really like chris tucker check out money talks one of the funniest movies ever made.
lol this movie was damn funny i wish chris tucker made more movies before he got old.....he wasnt that great in rush hour 3 but as for 1 and 2 he was the shit. If u guys like chris tucker watch money talks that movie could be funnier then rush hour 2
"i got some old chopsticks stuck up my ass and all u gotta say is ur sorry?????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" U GOT AMERICAN MOOONNNAAAYYY?" she said that really weirdly.
what are you doing man, you dont jump in front of a black man at a buffet line! lmfaoooo Chris Tucker and Jackie Chan are hilarious and i hope they do a Rush Hour 4
Lol 3:04 ''I Had A Big Fight Last Night With The Triads, Ya'll Ever Heard Of The Triads?, I Beat Down Like 20 Of'em, Ya'll Should've Seen Me It Was On'' haha that lyin' shit :D
THATS RICKY TAN?! THATS A MIDGET IN A BATH ROBE!!! LOL!
oboguy1 1 year ago
Get yo little punk ass up outta dat chair , right now !
CordejaBTV 1 year ago
Carter: -punches Lee in the nose.-
Lee: CARTER!!
Carter: All ya'll look alike! xD
raccoonxeyesxx 1 year ago
NO WONDER U MAD
SeVeNcLoWnEr 1 year ago
i am a tourist, fool!
82muchman 1 year ago
Are those really Chinese girls? They don't look like
TaiGekTou 1 year ago
Carter:So You think this guy ricky tan blew up the embassy..
lee: idk.
carter: oh why da hell u looking for him
lee: so we gonna find out
carter:no u gonna find out theres a 2 billion chinese people in here and let one of them be ur partner
ROFL
kimpatrick041 1 year ago
btw 4:03 is cute :3
ggyhhh 1 year ago
"America? Want to come to America? Ever heard of America?" LOL
IPawnt 1 year ago
*grabs Ricky Tan's robe* "Look little man u comin wit" *Ricky's bodyguards stand up*..."OH...MY...LORD" *politely rubs Ricky Tan's arm* lmao!!
KHAOE1 1 year ago 10
lOls How gankstas that.. Lee Dai LO!
tragic4eva 1 year ago
he towel SNAPPED him on the cock
ChidoriNagashi510 1 year ago
The man is 4ft tall, lets go over and bust him right now Lmao!
Bawo223 1 year ago 2
2:12-3:00 i was rolling the whole entire time
1991krob 1 year ago
"You sorry? I got somebody's old chopstick STUCK UP MY ASS and all you gotta say to me is that you sorry?!"
Lmfao, Chris is the fucking bomb! :D
Romeighla 1 year ago 2
Wow look at those sexy asian girls ;)
k5jjnmhjtxy 1 year ago
"thats ricky tan??? man thats a midget in a bathrobe!!" hahahaha
juliomata0901 1 year ago 2
WHO IS 2.26
ryuukotsuseii 1 year ago
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misschubbycheeks 1 year ago
@ryuukotsuseii that's natasha yi, the import model/actress
misschubbycheeks 1 year ago 2
that old man in 7:02 is like "i've seen worse"
wugwug 1 year ago
@wugwug LOL I just noticed that....funny
IPawnt 1 year ago
Chinese Japanese teen girls COULD be the most beautiful girls on the planet thats an opinion so dnt hate
Jordanjunior06 1 year ago 3
I don't get it. Why were Lee and Carter bummed out when the people in black showed up. Was the duo tired after all that fighting? Did the people in black have guns? What?
bub777 1 year ago
@bub777 they were tired obviously..
ymoustahib 1 year ago
@bub777: They had to leave naked and they got in trouble for it XD
Romeighla 1 year ago
notice she never gave him his card back
wilbur12053 1 year ago
"hey hey slow down CHAN!" xD HAHAHAHAHAHA
foooock 1 year ago
This place is off the hook.. LOL
iBlobs23 1 year ago
lol very funny scene...chris tucker was hilarious back in the day ,i wish he made more movies was he was young...the new chris tucker isnt as good as the old one rush hour 3 was crap....If u guys really like chris tucker check out money talks one of the funniest movies ever made.
Bigcitytaken 1 year ago
lol this movie was damn funny i wish chris tucker made more movies before he got old.....he wasnt that great in rush hour 3 but as for 1 and 2 he was the shit. If u guys like chris tucker watch money talks that movie could be funnier then rush hour 2
Bigcitytaken 1 year ago
ricki: i know you your lee a american friend
jackie:the two americans that were killed
turker: thats ricky tan??? thats a midget in a bathrobe!!!
tonymmho 1 year ago
"all ya'll look alike!" -_-
thejackstar123 1 year ago 2
LUV the fighting scene so funny ROFL
CoolGurl45 1 year ago
well hurry up... wuts wrong with you!!?
aplayaz2000 1 year ago
no he's a very dangerous man,i'm a very dangerous man
Geliku 1 year ago
1:49 soon as they opened that door i said damnnnn!
TheTebo1994 1 year ago
at 6:42 if u stop it ever time u can see that guys dick that when he takes of that dud toulet
aathias1234 1 year ago
LOL lee why didnt you tell me the man rolls like this!
LittleMinister 1 year ago 2
"Get yo punk ass outta that chair right now!" xDDD
omgishcasey 1 year ago
america? wanna come to america?
skrud151 1 year ago 2
le ho ma girl!!! HAH
mercenary5291 1 year ago
HAHAHA "no wonder you mad" gets me every time
Darksunthedamed 1 year ago
LMAO!!!! at the end woooooo ( gets my camera out)
NyulaRaeGlamour 1 year ago
LMAO
cofffee4710 1 year ago
7:47-7:49 lmaooooooo
jbunni102 1 year ago
"I am a tourist fool" damn slow down ching
hahah love this guy
chiragaryan 1 year ago
@chiragaryan i think he calls the guy chen, but that part it still hilarious.
mercenary5291 1 year ago
@mercenary5291 yea but its the best part. too damn gud
chiragaryan 1 year ago
ALL YALL LOOK ALIKE
MrRaoulin 1 year ago 9
you Americans are so funny, and you Asians don't hear that well little Ricky get your little punk ass up out of that chair right now!
hoboness202 1 year ago
can i get her..
and her too
oh and her
eh, can i get her?
(lol wont be anymore girls left if he stayed ther)
BeNz103 1 year ago
America?
Wanna come to America?
Ever been to America?
lol best lines in the whole entire movie
creolediva3 1 year ago 2
By far this is my most favorite scene along with the karaoke scene.
532131 1 year ago
slow down chen jajajajajaja
LKEDDY12 1 year ago 3
OMG! he said "don't let this rob fool you cause it's the only color left" LMAO!!
superchaoo7 1 year ago
Are there really places like this in Hong Kong?
thesimpsons2345 1 year ago
from rush hour 1 "damn ching thes sum greesy shit"
Y2JxFan 1 year ago
0:14 You sorry? I got somebody's old chopsticks stuck up my ass and you sayin' you sorry?
There was an explosion.
I DON'T GIVE A DAMN! LOL
theGMANtheBOSS 1 year ago 4
damn, that chick that moved her tits damn!!!
etniesk8xtim 1 year ago
@DamianTheFarmer dude whatever ... -.-
MessisWife 1 year ago
Oh dear... Chris Tucker has the most annoying voice ever...
punktitier 1 year ago
@punktitier he's funny, thouqh!!!
MissKittyJunkie 1 year ago
you sorry? i got somebodys old chopsticks stuck up my ass and all u gotta say is you sorry? LMFAO
xuhmitzlindsay 1 year ago
not many realized that jackie chan is a living legend
sevennationnavy 1 year ago
''sorry man'' ''GOD'' ''All y'all look alike ! '' HAHAHAHAHAHA :P
MessisWife 1 year ago
@MessisWife he doesn't say GOD he says CARTER...
@94angelanna he doesn't say KFC line he says Buffet line.
If you guys going to quote at least listen well next time lol
DamianTheFarmer 1 year ago
"Oh my Goodness, This place is OFF THE HOOK!" lol
Quickboxer 1 year ago 2
"and you asians dont here that well" lol funny
mikegez6 1 year ago
What You Don't Jump In Front Of A Black Man In A Buffet Line
XD LMAOO!!!!!!!
DVDboy29 1 year ago 2
" you do not jumped in front of a black man in a kfc line"
94angelanna 1 year ago
LMFAO @ 1:02 "Hey slow down Chen! hell's wrong wit chu?"
378TPO 1 year ago 2
6:45 is da FUNNIEST part of da movie!!!
es4800 1 year ago
6:42 HAHA "No wonder ur mad :D " LOL and more ;LOL
PONCHISP 1 year ago 4
6:42 HAHA "No wonder ur mad :D " LOL and more ;LOL
PONCHISP 1 year ago 3
6:42 HAHA "No wonder ur mad :D " LOL and more ;LOL
PONCHISP 1 year ago 3
6:42 HAHA "No wonder ur mad :D " LOL and more ;LOL
PONCHISP 1 year ago 3
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6:42 HAHA "No wonder ur mad :D " LOL and more ;LOL
PONCHISP 1 year ago
6:42 HAHA "No wonder ur mad :D " LOL and more ;LOL
PONCHISP 1 year ago 2
YOU ASIANS DONT HEAR THAT WELL! 4:35
StuBackbreaker26 1 year ago
lmaooo @
6:11-6:14
xshawtibaddx 1 year ago
When Jackie is speaking to the receptionist is he speaking Madarin or Cantonese?
0XmusicforlifeX0 1 year ago
@0XmusicforlifeX0 she speaks madarin, but Jackie can speaks both languages.
PhilFilth 1 year ago
LMAO every sentence he said made me laugh this movie will never get old
Houston4444 1 year ago
I LOVE CHINA AND JAPAN MAN
Deidaraisking 1 year ago
funny bit was when tucker hit jakcie chan then chan goes why did u do that 4 tucker goes you all look the same
nazir232 1 year ago
chan kicks ass wit a garbage can
tucker strips the dude "no wonder u mad
lol
williejr360 1 year ago
"i got some old chopsticks stuck up my ass and all u gotta say is ur sorry?????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" U GOT AMERICAN MOOONNNAAAYYY?" she said that really weirdly.
u got it going christ tucker!!!! WOOHOO
MYonlyedward 1 year ago
why does the woman talk like the guy from ownagepranks.
You got daa monneeh?
Stijlistik 1 year ago
yeh some of those girls a smokin but whats with the far right one at 2.25 ahahahahahha
hewantsthebeachball 1 year ago
Don't jump in line In front of a black man.! Lmao Tucker is funny as hell.
adejames1 1 year ago
it's funny when carter at about 2:03-2:04 does that giggle.... i think all us guys would do that if we got to choose any girl we wanted XD
MrWhitipino 1 year ago
follow my lead, act like a tourist
i am a tourist foo! lol
manhunter9 1 year ago
This sounds weird, but that mama san is kinda hot!
MrWhitipino 1 year ago
Awesome movie
rtbroek 1 year ago 3
what are you doing man, you dont jump in front of a black man at a buffet line! lmfaoooo Chris Tucker and Jackie Chan are hilarious and i hope they do a Rush Hour 4
Alb0KiD23 1 year ago 20
@Alb0KiD23 my man they are too old now to do a rush hour 4 lol
malcriaou 1 year ago
@Alb0KiD23 They cant cuz Chris got fat and cannot run like he did xD im serious
JacksMusicPoetry 1 year ago
lol when carter said ''am a very dangerous man so funny''
AntonioAndLesley408 1 year ago 3
"that's ricky tang? that's a midget in a bath robe"...haha loled so hard
sez5252 1 year ago 4
6:40 :) haha
MultiNoob55 1 year ago 2
7:45
Pepsi23861 1 year ago 2
my favourite movie ever
flora94000 1 year ago 3
"get up, get on your feet, get up"..."and you asians don't hear that well- get yo little...punk-ass-up-outta-that-chair-right-now"
LMAOOOO!
30stmislove1218 2 years ago 20
*sorry man* CARTER8 ALL YALL LOOK ALIKE*
rondomTV 2 years ago 7
thats very funny @ 1:51
MrJSmichael 2 years ago
very well crafted fight scene
JerkFaceIdiot 2 years ago
I am a tourist fool!
last1000 2 years ago 2
sorry men..u all look a like!!!
araguduh 2 years ago 6
2:25 and 2:33
OH MY GOOOOODNESS! HEAVEN ON EARTH YES LORD! lol
paltukmo 2 years ago 4
Hey, what's wrong with you? you don't jump in front of a black man in a buffet line.
ksudude25 2 years ago 3
You Americans are so funny
Carter : And , You Asians don't hear that well
lool
persianiranforever 2 years ago 2
Several comments come to mind.
I'm Hispanic but love Asian women
I do want to go to Hong Kong
Jet Li needs to be in this film
ksudude25 2 years ago
if jet li is in the movie, it won't be funny..
rvn10rvn17 2 years ago
LOL "no wonder you mad" 6:39 - 6:46
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sad that i know 1/3rd of those girls
JohnRaytheon 2 years ago
Bullshit.
Solflameguy 2 years ago
LOL very funny scenes, They are excellent together. I hope they continue to do these movies, we love them in America.
love70000 2 years ago
Pause 4:13 :P
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twinkle1234567890 2 years ago
6:10 ALL YA'LL LOOK ALIKE!
LOL
LMFAO at the end
Dadsgirl240 2 years ago 3
ricky tan's cantonese is really bad!!
dsyglym 2 years ago
"just follow my lead, act like a tourist"
" i am a tourist foo!"
uhmidk7 2 years ago 3
"Please, follow her upstairs to the quiet room..." ..."ain't gone be no quiet room no mo...." lmao cracks me up EVERY time
mista925 2 years ago 44
6:23 lol so hilarious
adobo03 2 years ago 3
its amazing that jackie chan improvises his moves.
tonmandude 2 years ago 3
lol weird you can see all carter's girls but not lee's
miniman423 2 years ago 3
I got somebodies old chopsticks stuck up my ass and all you gotta say to me is you sorry?
fishlein1 2 years ago 6
Carter takes towel off chinese man:
CARTER:
"No wonder you mad"
whiplash! hahahahaha funniest shit ever
fenixikkiaries 2 years ago 9
thats ricky tan??? thats a midget in a bathrobe!!!
crewzeruis 2 years ago 50
chris tucker gasses so much lol
badmanjones 2 years ago 3
Ah yu leddy?
QoolEntent 2 years ago
at 0:41 what car is that on the left?
darkprince481 2 years ago
Classic Rolls Royce
QoolEntent 2 years ago
I thought so, i would never leave a car like that parked around alot of people....
darkprince481 2 years ago 2
Rolls Royce something
PureHyeGrl 2 years ago 3
This is a great scene.Ilove all of their movies. action and comedy. good mix. The two of them make very good movies I love this mini- peice.
love70000 2 years ago
but there all hot
joe2hot007 2 years ago 2
AMERICA? WANNA COME TO AMERICA???
dh144498 2 years ago 3
Lol 3:04 ''I Had A Big Fight Last Night With The Triads, Ya'll Ever Heard Of The Triads?, I Beat Down Like 20 Of'em, Ya'll Should've Seen Me It Was On'' haha that lyin' shit :D
i love his kind of comedy
MrJupgo 2 years ago 3
Lee: ''He's A Very Dangerous Man''
Carter: ''Im A Very Dangerous Man, You Dont Wanna Mess Up My Massage Im Tellin' You Right Now''
Funniest scene xD
MrJupgo 2 years ago
lo
l"That's a midget in a bathrob!"
"Srry man"
"Carter!"
"All ya look alike!"
Kirari1305 2 years ago
7:34 is the FUNNIEST !
ChinaChruth 2 years ago
lol Lee:OWW Chris : Sorry All Of You Look A Like LOL
ChimpChumpMan 2 years ago
Slow down Ching! lol
Arnatuile11 2 years ago 4
i think he said chinq
stevsticks 2 years ago
lol ok.
Arnatuile11 2 years ago
6:43 "No wonder you man!" LOL
r0cKsT4r7 2 years ago
its not man, its mad
trueJB00 2 years ago 3
wish i knew who those girls were
whoami1177 2 years ago
LOL @ 2:52
Restaurant25 2 years ago
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those asian hoes were hungry for a big juicy chocolate stick
KoolJayJ 2 years ago
nice at 2:16! :)
trooperleo3 2 years ago
Lee:Carter! (throws the bucket to chris.Carter hits everyone with the bucket the takes off some dudes towel.Carter:no wonder u mad!
michealjacksonfan21 2 years ago
I want that buffet :(
ImOnlyInsane 2 years ago
Lee:Im sorry . Chris: I got sombody old copstick stuck up my ass
itseggai 2 years ago 2
Carter punches Lee in the nose
''I'm sorry man!''
''Carter!''
''All you all look alike!''
Link180189 2 years ago 8
this scene is a homage to 'enter the dragon' where jim kelly's character chooses his hoes for the night lol!
filly255 2 years ago 3
seriously, anyone know who the girl giving tucker the back massage?
hello?
anyone?
Stay70573 2 years ago 2
instand BONER
dh144498 2 years ago 3
This gave me a HUGE boner
AutisticPersona 2 years ago 3
the girl at 2:25 was the best
and5901 2 years ago 4
agreed 2:25 was the best
ultrasin47 2 years ago 4
ultrasin47: yeah dude same here, 2:25 is fkin h0t! got me hard =X
frusionnn 2 years ago 5
lol
TheAwex 2 years ago
lmao
cutesdominican 2 years ago
lol i never thought heaven was so rough
xChriSjVx 2 years ago
Lol " What's wrong with you, you don't jump in front of a black man in a buffet line calm down"
IanBealeandRunes 2 years ago 9
*in a high cheery voice*
"america? wanna come to america?"
lmao what are the girls, doggies?
jijahjiah 2 years ago 5
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those japanese chicks look good
brentpop 2 years ago
there chinese
leegtwb 2 years ago 4