Cleaning & Cutting Lobster

[MrClickity]

Was this supposed to be parody? Because it's a pretty extensive example of what *not* to do.

[robertrjsaa]

take it off the plate put on a cutting board. then go to work.. why the plate..o m g...

[Provldentone]

But.... I HATE PEPSI?!?!?!?

[conway329]

Wow I will pass!!

[teylaemmagansheppard]

was he drunk when he made this vid 

[SuperLadiesman619]

add "retardly" at the title. and i can accept it

[tehmattbookpro]

If this guy actually gets any customers, I feel sorry for them.

[bricksaver]

you'll break your knife one of these days

[confusedwithyourlie]

thank u people dont show how they clean the food now i know what to look for

[curlyhead94]

does this count as animal cruelty? I can't imagine what a video of him cooking the lobster would look like...

[NinezeroPlayer]

thanks for the mess.

[MantasiaHater]

This guy is an utter retard. First off. You don't cut your fucking lobster on a PLATE. One of these days the plate will shatter and I will laugh. Second, pull the claws and knuckles OFF of the lobster first, instead of whacking the fucking shit out of it like a serial killer. Third, you MAIMED that lobster tail, you fucking ripped its guts out and spit on it for good measure. Fourth, don't ever make a lobster video again.

[curlyhead94]

@MantasiaHater It's obvious he kept the lobster intact for presentation purposes

[MantasiaHater]

@curlyhead94 For presentation purposes? LMAO. GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK. If he put that abortion of a mess on a plate and served that to me, I'd walk out!

[AndyMJF]

Boy you just ruined knife!

[nightdevil6666]

glad to see that this guy wasted a good 40 bucks to utterly destroy it . non of that video made sense cept the cola.... im a huge lobster fan. prolly the best tasting seafood out there. but if you served me that shit. i would fuck you with the knife you used to mutilate that lobster

[JordanianPride80]

if i was a cusstomer i'll tell you to shove that claw up your ass

[jewie27]

not safe to cut it with that knife on a plate that is slippery

[NinezeroPlayer]

first of all, cut on a FLAT surface and never on a curved surface like a plate,secondly use a nut cracker on claws,which is much easier and far less messy.

[357BullPup]

Its dead get over it

[628130212228]

fucking crazy

[supajero]

Lol, god fish must call you satan when they see you, becuse you like to eat all of there kind XD

[minorojr]

Jesus... This guy is crazy...

[Bellhorn25]

jesus get a cutting board for it...and use the back end of the knife, not the blade. OR just get a nutcracker and save 15 min!

[eazyisgod]

damn dude thats too much work roflz... i'd have my lobster cracked in like less than 30 sec :X

[doingyourmomintheass]

ahhh the cracking is just scary

[ion5061]

this idiot will get ur fingers cut offlmfao

[Pan3405]

Lobster.. mussels.. pepsi.. My god distaste!!

[mickeygovender]

Dude!!U're a serial lobster killa

[ESPLTDSMITHY]

thats fucking big

[CaptainProtonEIC]

that lobster is having a bad day. problems at home most likely cause

[CaptainProtonEIC]

that lobster is having a bad day. problems at home most likely cause

[nolangreen]

what is the stuff he pulls out at the beginning? is it like tendon or something?

[all4mac]

I think he did a very good job showing how he likes it done

I give this 5

[RYANNCONNER]

does this faggot still live with his mom?

[ChronicMist]

don't know, do you live with your mom? tell us

[RYANNCONNER]

mom's dead and i live w/ my wife.

sorry i didn't mean to talk about your "life partner" in this video, i just though your boyfriend was a little cheesy

[ChronicMist]

if your mom's dead, is that a reason to trash-talk somebody? show your frustration somewhere else, just not on the internet will ya?

[shawna97s]

CUNT LOW PRODUCTION

[Xiia0Sn00pY]

not everybody is reach like you shawna97s

[fgggi]

pepsi in a beer mug lol funny

[TheLukepetty]

YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU ARE DOING. sORRY BUT JUST STOP. FIRST OF ALL, CRACK YOUR CLAW BEFORE COOKING IT.

[artz900]

@TheLukepetty hey chill, its his way of doing it besides famous chefs don't crack the claws before they cook lol

[kngsunny]

i was hoping for the beer heheh..

[aliadnanbutt]

lol

[tonytang2222]

your still an ass!!!

[abbernomad]

Are you related to Gallagher? You know, he has an invention that might be right up your alley.

[jmmw5283]

What restaurant do you work at?

I would say you need to attend culinary school or be taught by someone, who REALLY knows how to clean a lobster. I have Pantry Cooks who can clean cleaner and more proper than you.

Must be a TGI Friday's Cook.

[soul676]

CUNT

[VICTORGIRAFFE]

Fucking Pepsi Cola with Lobster? No wonder half the world thinks Americans are vulgar and uncouth.

[Superstarnl]

I agree, what an ass !

[balkastalkman]

he is from canada....  you wing nut :D

[Lieonar]

that was very helpful thanx

[antobollicine]

ma come cazzo fe a magna l'astice co la pepsi

[brookbanks]

With our boy's knife skills here, i was VERY surprised to count 10 fingers. It's only a matter of time before it's 9..............

[Pelt1111]

He would be better off shoving that lobster where the sun don't shine.

[spiderfly916]

This guy is a real freaking retard

[turtles12]

only use a knife on a cutting board

[hnksnw]

I don't know why, but this guy annoys the fuck out of me.

[murrayp4]

Its because hes trying to sell you sea water, is actually telling you how to pour pepsi and he made a complete balls of that lobster...

[hemptime123]

@murrayp4 ?

[ChristinaMarie7]

You totally butchered that lobster, where did you learn this?? Obviously not maine!

[flukes777]

Actually he did learn this from Maine......Maine State Correctional Facility.

[shayfay00]

yes this combo is the best, i want a lobster right now

[judybug7779]

Damn, he just messed up a beautiful lobster. Granted, the taste might be great, but it now looks like shit. I would suggest this for at home you and your hubby type deal, not to impress your friends... they might laugh at the end result.

[cssbeast]

you just fucked up a nice looking lobster.... lern how to cook dude and atleast get some tools to take the lobster apart...

[neaiancu]

this is gross .. i wouldn't eat this even if it tastes delicious

[supportAntiEmo]

I wish all "Do it yourself" Videos were like this.

You actually used Laymans terms, instead of going right into the Culinary Academic mumbo jumbo.

Well done, Pepsi and Lobster :P

[Tixandria]

poor ceramic plate... he substitued you for a cutting board... hope it didnt break

[absolutblue]

you dont have a wooden cutting board?

[franklenstein]

For real. Good way to break your plate. Also a good way to ruin your knife if he's actually smacking it with the edge and not the blunt side like it looks like...

[Chimpztheone]

who...gives a shit?

[tongueincunt]

I can live off lobster everyday.

[reggieschuey]

you should do it on chopping board whilst cutting , not on your your ceramic plate !

[HabanaBoyJDog]

pepsi and lobster i like your style

[savane10]

"Pepsi is delicious" haha...great video bro, very easy to follow...cheers!!!

[Germungus]

You are scary.

[cal619guy]

lol!

[ScotmanUK2000]

Cola, and lobster? You could try lemonade?