You mean the only reason I eat babies is because I'm an atheist??? I always thought it was because they tasted good. Now I'll have to go back and re-think everything!! I suppose the only reason I plan to take over the world and enslave all women for my personal sexual gratification is because I don't believe Noah could have got two of every species of animal on the planet inside one ark. Damn! Who would have made THAT connection??
Seriously, Theists are mis-informed, ignorant fucktards that think their beliefs give them magical powers to understand EVERYTHING. The fact that they understand absolutely NOTHING is proof that their beliefs, Bibblits and gods are lies. Hail Sauce, full of Beef. R'Amen.
The creationists are ever "creating". The trouble with all of this effort at proving creationists wrong is that it does not ever convince a single potty brained bi-bull thumper to pause and think for a moment,let alone change his mind. I have given up on discussing the reality with this bunch of ostriches.
@azzy314159 I know what you mean, but it's not just about winning and losing. Also watching these videos may be other people who have yet to make their minds up - indeed, playing to the gallery is what it's all about. For gentlemen like the good Pastor, even if he were persuaded that he's wrong about a few things, it's very unlikely that he'd admit it openly.
And I enjoy doing the research and making videos, not that I've made a video in ages.
@Squagnut I completely agree. I hope some people benefit from researching what the facts are and what the lies are. I myself benefited from this research and was able to choose reason over fantasy. I'm glad people are standing up and working as hard to expose the bullcrap. Thanks!
Where did he find these supposed doctrines, I'm an Atheist and I've never heard of them. and what does cannibalsim have to do with not believing in god?
i'd taste human flesh. i mean not kill, but if a particular culture had a habit of eating their dead (like some do), and i'd be invited to join them, the first thing i'd think about is "do they have ketchup?".
Cannibalism? Gosh. I'm a vegetarian. But, if I'm an Atheist... ? Hmmm... I'm not sure if it's a tremendous conflict of interest but... it's not that I'm not able to eat human flesh, it's just... I find that kind of commitment a little... strict. Is pie alright? Can I eat pie? And maybe some chips? A beverage - do I have to drink blood, too?!? ;o) IPTV, huh? Entertaining, but what an exhausting bunch of goofballs.
@kjctubeful Hmm. No True Scotsman and all that. If you're not a cannibal, you're not an atheist. Perhaps if you stuck to only eating other vegetarians? I know, compromise is a bitch, but there is no halfway house on this one. IPTV said so.
Yes - it was a video response to "The Five Doctrines Of Atheism: Cannibalism". I gather IPTV removed it.
IPTV can run his channel how he wants. I find it's better to leave ratings and comments open, but then I don't make videos which tell lies about a large and vocal section of the YT community.
Nice response, internetpastor is just an ignorant attention whore who purposefully presents inflammatory and ridiculous messages to further his business. Amazing really, who would have thought a creationist would do such a thing?
The "IP tells a joke" video has been up for a while, and he used it as a reply here in haste. He made a direct reply to this vid on a different channel, with FOUR rambling 10-min vids (I don't recommend that anyone watch them, but up to you, of course) - for links and my response, check my latest vid, Fun with Creationist Logic - 2.
Great vid...excellent delivery and wonderfully logical. I've seen this guys channel and like you nothing pisses me off more than the cowardly act of turning off the comments section.If you do that then why bother posting a vid in the first place? I guess it's just to pull out the old soap-box and have at...real fun that (sarcasum alert). I think on the whole christians are fairly harmless, it's the ones that are so convinced they're right they decide to preach...they worry me. Keep em coming.
Cheers, Michael - I like the "tells a joke" video and I would have left a comment on it about why your joke requires some more "special" logic in order to have any relevance to the point you were trying to make, but I couldn't leave a comment - pesky atheists.
Canabalism is a core concept in Christianity (Body and Blood of Jesus).
You are who you eat :)
MisterTutor2010 3 weeks ago
You mean the only reason I eat babies is because I'm an atheist??? I always thought it was because they tasted good. Now I'll have to go back and re-think everything!! I suppose the only reason I plan to take over the world and enslave all women for my personal sexual gratification is because I don't believe Noah could have got two of every species of animal on the planet inside one ark. Damn! Who would have made THAT connection??
1955RodHot 1 month ago
Google "Chinese Man Eating Baby" LMFAO!!
Seriously, Theists are mis-informed, ignorant fucktards that think their beliefs give them magical powers to understand EVERYTHING. The fact that they understand absolutely NOTHING is proof that their beliefs, Bibblits and gods are lies. Hail Sauce, full of Beef. R'Amen.
TheCrimsonification 1 month ago
Would a Christian eat human flesh if God ordered him to do it?
AngeCord 2 months ago
internetpastortv is one of those christians that deserve to be infertile to ensure his bullshit wont to propogated as much
wearestarstuffsagan 5 months ago
Cannibalism seriously? He takes this way to seriously... We are still just people...
pochopaz7381 6 months ago
The creationists are ever "creating". The trouble with all of this effort at proving creationists wrong is that it does not ever convince a single potty brained bi-bull thumper to pause and think for a moment,let alone change his mind. I have given up on discussing the reality with this bunch of ostriches.
azzy314159 7 months ago
@azzy314159 I know what you mean, but it's not just about winning and losing. Also watching these videos may be other people who have yet to make their minds up - indeed, playing to the gallery is what it's all about. For gentlemen like the good Pastor, even if he were persuaded that he's wrong about a few things, it's very unlikely that he'd admit it openly.
And I enjoy doing the research and making videos, not that I've made a video in ages.
Squagnut 7 months ago
@Squagnut I completely agree. I hope some people benefit from researching what the facts are and what the lies are. I myself benefited from this research and was able to choose reason over fantasy. I'm glad people are standing up and working as hard to expose the bullcrap. Thanks!
chicarbiomed 3 months ago
Where did he find these supposed doctrines, I'm an Atheist and I've never heard of them. and what does cannibalsim have to do with not believing in god?
Nixom1334 9 months ago
brilliant
eahazell 1 year ago
LOL
But Creationism or Religion in the same sentence with Logic and Reason is always a bit odd.
As Lord Byron said:
He who refuses to reason is a despot
He who cannot reason is a fool
He who dare not reason is a slave.
VideoAudioDisco09 1 year ago
WTF
Is it not Christians that Eat the f leash and Drink the Blood......
VideoAudioDisco09 1 year ago
You said he may be hopelessly naive.
May be ...... understatements 101.
He is a christian naive is half the problem. :)
VideoAudioDisco09 1 year ago
i'd taste human flesh. i mean not kill, but if a particular culture had a habit of eating their dead (like some do), and i'd be invited to join them, the first thing i'd think about is "do they have ketchup?".
De4sher 1 year ago
Cannibalism? Gosh. I'm a vegetarian. But, if I'm an Atheist... ? Hmmm... I'm not sure if it's a tremendous conflict of interest but... it's not that I'm not able to eat human flesh, it's just... I find that kind of commitment a little... strict. Is pie alright? Can I eat pie? And maybe some chips? A beverage - do I have to drink blood, too?!? ;o) IPTV, huh? Entertaining, but what an exhausting bunch of goofballs.
kjctubeful 1 year ago 3
@kjctubeful Hmm. No True Scotsman and all that. If you're not a cannibal, you're not an atheist. Perhaps if you stuck to only eating other vegetarians? I know, compromise is a bitch, but there is no halfway house on this one. IPTV said so.
Squagnut 1 year ago
Epic win with logic. I love it :D
icomewithfries 1 year ago
Why be born again when you can just grow up?
gir908922 1 year ago
he is a poor soul this ip guy...i pity him more than i could be mad at his awesome stupidity!
carbonhealth 1 year ago
@carbonhealth Same here, dude.
gir908922 1 year ago
Great video. Everyone who has ever eaten their own bloody burgers is a cannibal.
dude12nothin 2 years ago
Hahahaha, thank you for showing this nut case. Laughing is so good for the body.
5 stars and a fave!
tapotsnm 2 years ago
i wish canibalism was acceptable. If environmentalist were really devout they would have no problem recycling grandma
cramlow1 2 years ago 3
@cramlow1
That is sick, twisted demented, horrible, vile, and just plain wrong. I love it.
alexreffand 1 year ago
"5 docterines of atheism: canibalism" I guess agnostics are half canibalist. :P Great video 5* + sub
Xxrr23 2 years ago
The irony being that his holy book condones cannabalism as a form of judgement for not keeping the sabbath and following god's commands (Lev. 26:29).
The ppl being judged and committing the act of cannabalism very much believe in god, but have "forsaken his commands" according to the text.
Perhaps he should read his own bible next time.
Raptor302 2 years ago
Bravo. How is Angelina Jolie-Squagnut, BTW? ( I assume she hyphenates the last name...)
Masher88 2 years ago
nailed it brother!
upublic 2 years ago
Did you offer this as a video response to iptv?
DickJohnson3434 2 years ago
Yes - it was a video response to "The Five Doctrines Of Atheism: Cannibalism". I gather IPTV removed it.
IPTV can run his channel how he wants. I find it's better to leave ratings and comments open, but then I don't make videos which tell lies about a large and vocal section of the YT community.
Squagnut 2 years ago
It's still up on his channel.
nakedapedude 2 years ago
Ah, ok - my mistake.
Squagnut 2 years ago
Nice response, internetpastor is just an ignorant attention whore who purposefully presents inflammatory and ridiculous messages to further his business. Amazing really, who would have thought a creationist would do such a thing?
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nakedapedude 2 years ago
cannibalism? really?
k9lionheart 2 years ago
I vote hopelessly naive. Hopefully.
Haddz36765 2 years ago
Please tell me his response is really bad satire. I'd hate to think a 39 year old is that naive.
nevinyrralsdisk 2 years ago
The "IP tells a joke" video has been up for a while, and he used it as a reply here in haste. He made a direct reply to this vid on a different channel, with FOUR rambling 10-min vids (I don't recommend that anyone watch them, but up to you, of course) - for links and my response, check my latest vid, Fun with Creationist Logic - 2.
Squagnut 2 years ago
Great vid...excellent delivery and wonderfully logical. I've seen this guys channel and like you nothing pisses me off more than the cowardly act of turning off the comments section.If you do that then why bother posting a vid in the first place? I guess it's just to pull out the old soap-box and have at...real fun that (sarcasum alert). I think on the whole christians are fairly harmless, it's the ones that are so convinced they're right they decide to preach...they worry me. Keep em coming.
MasterOhSo 2 years ago
Excellent counter-examples God!
starfedrogue 2 years ago
great video.
so, he dedicated his channel to preaching the gospel?
wow.
i think he missed the failbus to godtube.
franzpolak 2 years ago 2
Great video.
raynelycan 2 years ago
Your a god, your married to jolie,and your an astronaut......hmmmmm. Do I worship you now?
Make more vids squagnut...there great.
ehuus0000 2 years ago
Thank you for your submission. It will be dealt with accordingly.
internetpastortv 2 years ago
Cheers, Michael - I like the "tells a joke" video and I would have left a comment on it about why your joke requires some more "special" logic in order to have any relevance to the point you were trying to make, but I couldn't leave a comment - pesky atheists.
Squagnut 2 years ago
I hope your not about to bear false witness and call for a DMCA.
Most, if not all of us, are familiar with the "Fair Use" rules.
Personally, I would turn the other cheek(why does that sound familiar?), but I would have to feel I was bigger person, wouldn't I?
raynelycan 2 years ago